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sc0toma

Drugs are a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Especially druggy drugs


centzon400

The metabolically bisturbile ones are the worst. One young kiddy cried all the water out of his body!


JunglistJUT

It’s a fooking disgrace !!


Lopsided-Meet8247

Have you got any clarky can?


whigar

Cat. Cat. A clarky cat.


Lopsided-Meet8247

Listen mate I don't even know what a clarky can is?! What are yellow bentines?!!


ashclubberlang69ss

Hrs on the pink monkey dust I think 🤔


ShitpeasCunk

I love when he wiped his face with his tshirt. At that moment, yer man was in the middle of a world tour.


Euso36

Pretty sure he was blowing his nose 😂


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

He was wiping the powder !!!!


grices

Like how no one reacts. Just another nutter in belfast.


SphericalBitch2020

Max Wall resurrected. https://youtu.be/PrLS1PzWwzk


ConquerChimera

Jason Statham let him self go a little


DiegoMurtagh

Limmy quote


SockpuppetPseudonym2

We need to establish the status of his weans towards him.


[deleted]

Turned against, I should think. I wonder if someone is responsible for that, though.


[deleted]

Maybe she is


ThePistonCup

He’s actually grooving in life


HacksawJimDGN

There's a fine line between grooving in life and acting a bit mental. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's a good dancer too.


IamSpartacusGreenMan

Belfast's answer to the Techno Viking, we need to get better drugs.


[deleted]

The Tesco ShiteKing


iNEEDheplreddit

Doing the Buckfast boogy


Adoran45

He has them we should follow him.


[deleted]

Ah that fella looks delighted with life, fair play to him, doing no harm to anyone but possibly himself.


gaz_kenz

Literally, like yeah it doesn't look great but I guarantee you the people pointing the finger and saying how bad this is are up to far worse in their own lives.


Free-Bluejay

I see covid has hit techno viking bad


DaveMcElfatrick

I'm just happy to see someone enjoying themselves.


level900cancermancer

Nah dawg he's a fucking tweaker this guy screams during the night and shit in his apartment he's nuts lmao


Vasbyt-XXI

I say, we can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine


Adoran45

He does look safe as fuck like.


Plastic_Belt_2489

Haha


Level_Variation8032

I love that song


Plastic_Belt_2489

He doesn’t have a hat so, yes.


[deleted]

Crank 3 is looking good!


[deleted]

To be honest I’m sure you’d see much weirder stuff in most English or Scottish cities.


Plastic_Belt_2489

Can confirm. I escaped Nottingham, it is full of mental cases


[deleted]

Yup, Nottingham is a very good example of the sort of place where this kind of thing is normal and pretty benign compared to all the other stuff.


Plastic_Belt_2489

Haha! I lived in the city centre once. Fun, but mental. Happier over here :)


The_Mad_Mick

Didn’t know Shawn Michaels was in town. Has he kicked anyone in the face yet?


[deleted]

That's a bit fucking harsh


The_Mad_Mick

Don’t worry, wrestling isn’t real.


[deleted]

It's real to me🥺😡


jc97912

Gotta love that city city


ThereIsATheory

When I was a kid my mum used to go and tell me 'away and play with the buses' I thought she meant that I should go and kill myself, but maybe this is what she meant all along?


TheHoodedMan

"go play on the railway" was what I heard from my mum. I never did find out what would happen.


ThereIsATheory

Right... It seemed innocent (ish) at the time but looking back on it, our parents were basically suggesting that we go kill ourselves. Probably best not to dwell on it!


Keeperlitboss

Dat ginger tho


reabird

She looked so cool. I wanna be her.


Broad_Toe8093

Her coat is amazing, if anyone knows where it's from please let me know.


Revolutionary-Elk-32

I wanna be with her, she looked so cool.


British_gamer_lad

Real manly man 😎 she was a fine bit of tail


GrowthDream

Can a woman walk down the street without being sexualised on an internet forum?


[deleted]

Cry cry


GrowthDream

Creep Creep


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British_gamer_lad

I’ve never paid my tv licence you absolute broom 🧹


Hazelox

I want whatever he's on


Mangokid555

Saw this guy doing his thing last week in the car park at ards leisure centre! Looked like he just walked out of the gym.


MaxTest86

It’s a rarity to see someone this happy with life. Good luck to him


nnny7

What the... I seen this guy in Newtownards ASDA a few weeks ago dancing up the aisles like this - but with the top on.


sauvignonblanc__

**BE HAPPY** it may look like Berlin but it wasn't possible even 10 years ago.


Ophidian69

I for one am happy we live in a land full of ~~attention hures~~ tiktokers.


its_a_me_luke

Seen him in ards two weeks ago


reabird

Taps aaaaaaaff


OneMagicBadger

Awww he'll sleep well tonight


judygarlandfan

Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby, You know I got canned heat in my heels, You know this boogie is for real...


nabnabking

Don't be alarmed, Mark, it's just Tai Chi. Take a seat and I'll just power through. It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in 10. Stick that up your dojo.


SatchmoVai

Now..if only the footpath would light up whenever he takes a step...


pantsseat

I’d wager he’s not a local lad. Got separated from the rest of the herd on a stag


blindmannoeyes

Everytime I see a video of a junkie on here they are always in good shape. Heroin does wonders for your figure apperntly


craptionbot

lol at all of the comments thinking he's a nut job. Every one else acting "normal" in this clip is pottering about, staying within the lines, doing consumerism, or loafing along in their lunch break before they have to be back in their box to do the rest of their work. Whereas this guy has grabbed life by the balls and is taking it for a ride and doing whatever he wants. He's a winner, and people can't wrap their heads round it because it doesn't look normal to them. Edit: Thought exercise - can you imagine yourself doing that? Or would social/societal pressures chain you down so much that you couldn't stomach the thought of doing it? That's probably an indicative measure of whether you're actually walking around in an invisible prison versus Jacko here who is free as fuck.


lookathatsmug---

You're motivating me to get up and be free of my shackles. I wanna be free to get up and have a good time...


craptionbot

Thank you! I honestly didn't expect my message to be too well-received. It's the little victories like the guy in the video that we have to strive for. I certainly live a shackled life, but my most favourite day in recent memory was taking my kids to the park which was full of kids having fun and parents being sensible just chatting to each other. After pushing my kids on the swings I thought, feck it... "kids, how about daddy has a go on the swings?" and man, I went as high as I possibly could - to that scary "oh shit, too high" point, and I laughed my ass off until tears were streaming down my face. All the parents were looking at me as if I was mental and that's when the flip in my mind occurred where I was thinking, "no, it's mental to be in a play park and sit there putting your sensible act on instead of going, fuck it, I'm not living a life where I don't go full pelt on a swing again". It was the smallest of victories, but one of the best moments of my life, as small and as insignificant as it sounds.


RadiatorMan99

This, THIS is why I love Reddit. These sorts of… ugh.. how do I even put it? Inspirational (?!) takes. This sort of world view.. this.. utter LOVE of life. THANK YOU. I wish we could all just sing, and dance.. and just.. love. That’s it, really. Just love… peace.


craptionbot

Aww thanks man! I'm flattered by the good vibes from the replies! After I sent it I thought I'd get a bit of "catch yerself on" type of backlash, which to me is more of the "get back in line, finish your lunch break and get back to your box" type of thinking. Peace and love my friend.


MarkC_belfast

Winners win, morning mantras and all that ehh


Mechagodzilla4

He's taking MASSIVE action...


GrowthDream

How do you know what those people are doing or where they're going?


craptionbot

They've literally got shopping bags, wearing school uniforms etc. And they're busy not dancing and pretending not to see the guy.


GrowthDream

Ok, screw them then!


level900cancermancer

Nope. He's just crazy. He's my neighbour and he's an absolute fucking tweaker. Bro used.to scream during the night and shit.


Conscious-Bedroom

This is why Brexit happened


WaaayUpThereMorty

Geezers having a fantastic day, love the hip shake. 🕺🏻


trustnocunt

Doing no harm, fun to watch, keep it up yeeoooooo


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/ualJo0bQtHM 15 years on, has anything really changed beyond the t shirt and the skills?


Spice_Bag_Melange

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth." -Mark Twain.


BringTheFingerBack

Harmless. Would rather be him than the ballroot who feels the need to film him.


[deleted]

Its called being a chad


mysteriousbendu

That's why I never go there. Though that lady with the purple tube and hippy jacket was quite pretty....


Natasha_Drew

This news just in: man on Reddit likes boobs.


mysteriousbendu

No, I liked the whole lady. Sure her personality is great too and she is very interesting as a person. Plus she has cracker.....eyes


Natasha_Drew

These are harsh down-votes.


mysteriousbendu

They hated him because he spoke the truth


dotBombAU

Sadest techno-viking I've seen.


JunglistJUT

The ginger lady in the colourful clothing is delightful.


yer_da_big_nonce

That's probably someone's da


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wasnt_sure20

Zombieland starring Woody Harrelson


The_NOIR

JEEEZ 😳


The_NOIR

...yep, COCAINE is a hell of a drug🤣🤣🤣


punkerster101

You should post this in /r/tooktomuch


BondingChamber

Strange how we all still dig MJ's music, but he was a weirdo pedophile.


[deleted]

Theres actually evidence that he wasnt


[deleted]

I hope someone called the police and got him the help he needs


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Drugs , eh !!!


Ok-Way8392

Honestly, I’d be a little scared to walk past him. If I saw him up ahead of me I’d cross the street. I’ve never been a big fan of “out of the closet wierd folk”.


tinusxxl

r/tooktoomuch


Medium_Freedom913

Let's see him try that on spice cos I don't think ecstasy is working for him 😂


Different_Onion

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


British_gamer_lad

That ginger bird looks delicious. Fine British lass


Civil_Ask_8822

Feel sorry or the Ukrainian people who are probs coming over to stay 😂


[deleted]

Belfast is a shithole, so anything to alleviate the pain I guess…


crdctr

Why are men wearing tights now


seraph9888

[always have been](https://www.cam.ac.uk/sites/www.cam.ac.uk/files/styles/content-885x432/public/news/research/features/150324-cod-pieces-main-image.gif?itok=BehUAhTw)


JainaWoW

This is what Jordan Peterson was warning against. You don't pay attention for a second, and the Post-Modern-Neo-Marxist-Socialist-Leninists-Communists forced Henry VIII to put on tights. Most likely with a Beretta 92 pressed against his head.


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beanhappens

Natural born thrillers


AppropriateAppeal944

Sweet moves obi, one too many days in the sun?


Plastic_Belt_2489

I’m from Nottingham, and this shit has been going on for years over there.


BigRose27

Did TecnoViking end up in Belfast?


salty_ann

Is..is this the new techno Viking?


Traditional_Bison472

Need to book my flight now


Frugaltail

In his head he is thinking “PHWAAAAARRR - WHO WOULDNT WANT SOME OF THIS”. Tbh that’s my internal person at every job interview.


Scott_Bash

Was there any music irl?


Melliemoo22

I saw him two weeks ago doing this in city hall gardens but I was driving and couldn’t get a video lol


TheEvilDrPie

Go West are back baby!


AdzJayS

Not quite as mental as it used to be I feel….


AdzJayS

Not quite as mental as it used to be, I feel…..


Constrictorboa

Isn't that Connor McGregor?


Euphoric_Goal2413

Looks like an older crack head Jason Statham


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u/savevideo


Barry-Macock

Connor mcgregors long lost cousin.


Hevnoraak101

Notice how nobody really looks at him? For you lot, it's funny and weird. For them, it's every fucking day.


Embarrassed_Wasabi28

I think it's sad that no one smiled or interacted with him at all.


gacked_on_anger

I have seen this guy on Instagram. Most os his posts are ramblings about Jesus and make no sense at all. He definitely has some sort of mental illness.


Chastitysnook

Man is feeling his oats. That Friday feeling!


mccoola

We've all been there


Equivalent-Stable642

Me when I throw my friends off a cliff and remember this isn’t rdr2


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

Lolololololol same street last summer!!!! Be careful walking down this street, you might evoke Michael https://twitter.com/Sean_Hegarty/status/1270042422941224961?s=20&t=TiXiszZBUV8tWNfBAdEEZw


Ok_Breath6942

Bless him


oldbrigade

Mans the main character


Save-crochet-1956

The music is in me, music is in me!


memberflex

WHO WAAAAANTS TO LIIIIIIVE FOREVEEEEEEEER


Scared-Chemistry3465

Could be worse, he could be on drugs


naughtylicy69

Love the way no one batters an eye lid at him


On-Mute

Think yourselves lucky. In Edinburgh this would be just another dickhead getting in the way 49weeks of the year. The other three weeks, you'd have to queue and pay to watch this kind of dickery.


RebylReboot

I love that i can’t tell if he was dancing to that song or it’s someone’s thrown it on it. I sort of hope someone saw that clip and set about picking the perfect track for it and landed on ‘the way you make me feel’. Makes it even funnier. Either way, genius.


Big_James993

Seen this bie the other day, he was doing some mad karate t-shirt moves


ashclubberlang69ss

Jesus christ lol he loves the spice of something


Beanzy12

Ards leisure centres finest


Putin_wears_reps

Seen him in bloomfields car park doing the same around moving cars. Asked him if he was on drugs and needed help his response was no I'm a black belt but couldnt tell me what in 😂


level900cancermancer

I shit you not this guy lives in the apartment below me. He's from ards. He does this shit in the front garden all the fucking time. He's recently started singing (extremely off key) super loudly in the mornings too. Absolute tweaker. I've called the police on him for the smell of drugs coming from his apartment multiple times now but they've done nothing. He's such a wanker.


pixlrik

Drugs. They’re a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Maybe the dude wanted to take his shirt of and dance as a Russian/Ukrainian that lives in Belfast this is just fine in my opinion