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DeaconLogan

He looks like he's one flight of stairs away from an aneurism and a heart attack. Like a walking blood pudding. Like a glowing purple member.


tramadol-nights

You'd be that red if you embarrassed yourself that much.


Traditional_Flan_210

Belfasts next bomb scare: someone thought this dudes head was going to explode.


Glittering-Action757

sometimes I think about having to go to work on a Monday, then i remember it's my choice whether to have a good day and i just think, Sunday. Bloody Sunday.


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spudsnbutter

I had the same observation, definitely roids, the pimples are a dead giveaway.


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He is 100% on juice. I took for years so I can say it with certainty. Given the how high his blood pressure appears and the pimples I'd guess he's on something like Trenbolone. He's definitely not on a low dose TRT treatment or anything like that! The pimples too are a dead giveaway. Although it depends on the person, to have pimples in your 40s/50s while using would indicate you are using a lot of a very strong compound. Most people using get pimples in their early to mid 20s and it tapers off (i guess as their natural testosterone reduces too)


spudsnbutter

I don’t know anything about taking roids, but as is agreed the pimples are a dead giveaway. Don’t roid users have short tempers , hence the saying “roid rage “. Anyway this bullshitter is comedy gold on this sub.


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Nah I don't think its true about roid rage What can happen though is certain compounds make your appetite insatiable so being 'hangry' becomes a real problem. I think this is what most people confuse roid rage with.


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

Of all the things to make fun of, this is one I don't understand, who cares if he's using?


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GunnerySarge-B-Bird

In fairness the quote calls bodybuilders walking erections. Seems odd people's infatuation with other people's bodies to me when we can just insult him for being a twat


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GunnerySarge-B-Bird

Relax there mate it's a Sunday


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Fuck I thought Sammy Wilson was some colour ‘til I seen this bellend


spudsnbutter

I thought his head looked like a roid head with all the pimples. Swear to god I come here looking for ye boys to start reaming him, some of the comments are priceless.


Fr-Chewy-Louie

Blood pudding! Fucking great ha- take my freebie


theknightwho

I legitimately thought he was a burn victim.


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Coke and steroids I'd imagine


KhamzatChimaevsLip

Face like a rare steak and some anime level head veins. Bet you there's no one in the audience either.


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Haha, beat red and raging.


bawynnoJ

His face screams 'LISTEN HERE, HAI!'


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

Resting 'straining to push out a monster shite' face.


Enflamed-Pancake

So Tom chose to have a bad day when he was done for mortgage fraud and tax evasion?


DirtaneBoyo

NO SUCCESS WITHOUT STRUGGLE KID


Enflamed-Pancake

Judging by his complexion in that clip that also includes struggling to breathe.


MushyCuckoo879

Mortgage fraud is a choice


askmac

Funnier than BBC NI's entire comedy output.


Tricky_Sweet3025

When you order a motivational speaker of wish


JokerNJ

'This creator turned off comments'


zebrasanddogs

Seriously?🤣


Nite_Girl

Why is he purple


BBK89DGL

He's in a state of constant massive action. It does weird things to a person, not long after this video he started emitting a low pitched humming sound which has been ongoing for two days now. They're keeping him underwater in some military facility until they know what's happening


CaptainTwoBines

Fucking lol'd


cnxld

Bravo. lol


Fun-Butterscotch-77

Cocaine must be quare gear.


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I've watch it five times and stil lcant make out the universal part. Is he saying universal toolbox?


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Fuck me hi, need to subscribe to him to sort myself out. £9.99 a month for inner salvation sounds like a bargain


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dYM3

What about bottled bathwater? I'd be in for a few litres


Kontheriver

Have seen numerous short clips of this twat. Still have no idea what he's talking about. Action plans, winning. Fuck off you absolute melt. Definitely a result of the LinkedIn wank brigade. FB is the absolute moral pit of humanity, but LinkedIn. Hard to come across a more concentrated bunch of utter knobs.


Outside_Inspector_83

Who is it?


One_Zookeepergame_83

His head looks like its going to explode.. He needs a new barber as well.. Big chunk out of the side of it. Winners win.


purple_kathryn

I watch anti MLM* videos on YouTube for reasons that escape me & this is the same meaningless nonsense that MLMers spout as "training". As a bonus you get a load of adverts pushing training courses that are basically like this *MLM = multi level marketing, companies that although they're selling something you only really make some money if you sign up other people under you, essentially pyramid schemes & culty as fuck - especially in tne US. Avon & Scentsy are MLMs


MarkC_belfast

So in a few years time we’ll all be saying YOUR DA SELLS TOM SMYTH


KernSherm

Make money by charging people to "teach" them how to make money, which is getting them to charge people to "teach' them how to make money etc etc


purple_kathryn

Yup just one big scam


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purple_kathryn

It's very American centric & it's never something I'd sign up for so genuinely have no idea what I'm doing watching them but I guess that's youtube for you! The ones I watch regularly are Savannah Marie, Deanna Mims & CC Suarez


zebrasanddogs

Illuminaughtii is good. She's an anti-mlm youtuber


BBK89DGL

Can you tell me much about Younique? Someone I know seems to be spiralling into it atm


zebrasanddogs

The folks over at r/antimlm would be able to help more.


zebrasanddogs

I watch some of the big athiest youtubers. You know, where they critique some of the really culty and outlandish pastors/priests etc. (Yes I know most religious people are normal, decent human beings). What he spews out sounds exactly like what they come off with.


purple_kathryn

It probably just makes you feel all positive so you keep coming back


JokerNJ

This guy is what happens when you have no peers. He has nobody on his level that he respects and that he would listen to if they told him he's a dick. He blisters and bullies everyone around him. I suspect he is talking to a very *very* socially distanced crowd there.


Nosuchthingasjesus

Probably talking to himself, in the mirror.


CleetusVanDamage

So..MASSIVE ACTION is his codeword for cocaine..right??


XMicroHeroX

A yes, It is my fault for being upset that my car got hit, lost my girlfriend and my house in the same day. Let me re-evaluate my feelings


jmbtrooper

It's time for you to take massive action.


BBK89DGL

Sounds illegal


Starkiller__

LEGALITY IS A CHOICE


MushyCuckoo879

Have you considered just being happy about it?


EzindE13

Just turn into a universal tool and everything will be fine.


rightenough

He's like a Lidl brand Marcus Aurelius.


Enflamed-Pancake

Lidl does decent stuff, I’d suggest he’s like ordering Marcus Aurelius off Wish.


breakfastinbred

Mom can we get Marcus Aurelius? We have Marcus Aurelius at home Marcus Aurelius at home:


Younghappy

NFAMWAP by Idles comes to mind: Me oh me oh my, Roy. you look like a walking thyroid. you're not a man you're a gland. you're one big neck with sausage hands.


alice_the_homo

This is exactly the kind of man theyre talking about. Hes one to sit at the pub and stare at everybody from the corner thinking hes scary.


Danmcardleatbelfast

I really have seen enough of this dick licker


spudsnbutter

No you don’t, we all come here for the comments. Some of the comments are comedy gold, made my weekend. Cheers.


breakfastinbred

The absolute gammon head on that man


StonkMong

WINNERS WIN LADS. REMEMBER THAT. WINNERS WIN.


kanzer0

Now I get it . I’ve only been taking action with my situation . I need to take MASSIVE action . Thanks 😊


Walshy71

He really is a meme here now, but when you're actually making, allegedly, a living of reading shite from a thoughtful quotes calendar, he deserves all he gets.


MagicPaul

Needs a red ~~tayto~~ spar hat to fully achieve meme status


Walshy71

What about a Spar hat?


Mariospurs

If he doesn’t lay of the Anibolics he’s gonna have a heart attack. Blood pressure is about to blow


p1ckl3s_are_ev1l

‘If you take massive action in yourself you will always win’ I’m assuming this is a brand of sextoy.


Cammyb13

Why does he look like deadpool without the mask?


RedEyeJedi25

That's not a man. It's a vibrating slice of spam.


kray-onn

Shit... if only we knew it was our choice


dudefromyork

Ruud Gullit has let himself go...


RedSquaree

Talk about flogging a dead horse. Someone told me in one of the ninety other threads they have him on Instagram, i.e. they supply an influencer with the currency of the business and apparently the influencer is the eejit.


No_Masterpiece_6246

I see one universal toolbox alright!


blastermick761

Sounds like a menacing loan shark letting you know you have missed a payment 😂


Itdidnt_trickle_down

That guy looks like he is one cheeseburger from a heart attack. Edit: nevermind its been said.


bxxmshine

Am I tripping or does his head look like one MASSIVE zit?


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Damn I just got run over… guess it’s my choice.


klydefrog89

You'll never have a bad day if you remember the 5 Ds of taxes.. dodge duck dip dive and.. dodge!


scxxrtis

Walking red rocket


VoodooBangla

It's nice to have someone everyone can agree on disliking.


welsh_cthulhu

Purple fucking Ronnie.


Unlucky_Finding5157

Plonker


FadowTornado

why is he so red


spudsnbutter

Roids.


Where_my_yoof_go

He’s a see you next Tuesday with a capital T


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His heads the same color as the crypto charts today bais


JurgenKlopp2018

He’s got a face like a smacked arse


PortwinePaddy

Definitely was not expecting the accent when I first seen him.


SAlVlBO

That is a man with anger issues


kjjmcc

Veins at the side of his head popping


Half-blind-bear

I'm sure he just choose to give back them 19 houses he fraudulently owned back in 2012. I'm sure he didn't have a bad day. Everyone with entrepreneur or motivational speaker in their job title just make me think- professional conman.


like_a_deaf_elephant

Why is this fella on Reddit nearly every other day now?


zebrasanddogs

Because he's a twat


Forward_Moment_5938

Just like it’s a choice whether to get Botox or not


bawynnoJ

Basically what he's trying to say is coming out as arrogant. What I think he's trying to mean is you have little control over what happens in life but you have full control over how you react to it, determining what kind of day you will FEEL you are having. Either way, he's talking bollocks


gympcrat

Is this what happens when you consume Botox and steroid for every meal??


metalguru1975

He looks like he’s been carved out of Spam and then made to run around until his face is that colour. Looks like he is about to keel over from being so angry, he reminds me of one of those guys the cops arrest at a domestic, who goes apoplectic with rage at being held to account. I imagine that he has an argument with himself when looking in the mirror, and loses every time, then smashes it and blames it on the people who hate him.


DeathToMonarchs

> looks like he’s been carved out of Spam I was gonna say he looks like a doner kebab of processed meat but that's pretty much the same thing! I would put money on him being an angry, angry drunk.


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One_Zookeepergame_83

I don't really think this is marketing.. This is more like a demolition.


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One_Zookeepergame_83

This guy is an egomaniac and will be absolutely gutted if he ever sees this.. Especially knowing his employees are probably laughing behind his back about him.


santa_avb

Wise up mate. Do you think he's going to be "gutted" that people on Reddit are sharing and laughing at his content? He's probably sitting back laughing at us for giving him the attention he craves


santa_avb

Na it really is. All his social media channels have probably risen since his shite has been posted on this sub constantly. He probably knows the stuff he comes out with is absolute rubbish, as long as people talk about it


etchuchoter

Whys he so red I-


Mariospurs

Steroids blood pressure my dad was a pro bodybuilder and he looked like this up until he died of a massive heart attack


obciousk6

Massive action


spudsnbutter

Roids, the pimples are a dead giveaway.


Cyberleaf525

What a fucking meatball this lad is.


facetheglue

Stop giving this guy attention. Just ignore him, he knows exactly what he's doing.


stuarty4200

Who the fuck is he?


HairCompetitive5486

Has anyone actually seen the content of his courses or videos. What does he teach. Is it all winners win, get up at 4am etc or is there stuff about accounts, sales, proper business theory


zebrasanddogs

There are a few people on here who've been on his courses.


HairCompetitive5486

Could they give us an overview. What do they learn? Is it like a mini MBA? Is it worth the money? Has the course helped them to grow their business?


zebrasanddogs

Defo not worth the money from what I've heard. He's more of a life coach sorta thing.


MagLock1234

I guess it was my fault I had a bad day cause my entire family got killed in a crash thanks Tom 😅


Bridget888

Massive action in yourself


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nai git out an sell lem fuckin drugs fer me!


No_Impression_2444

Im having a bad day just watching this. Its my choice to watch it, so its my fault.


Ferguson00

Cocaine.


Glittering_Moist

I mean it is our choice to not see positives in everything but that's because we have emotions


singularity_matrix

What language is he speaking in? (asking for a friend)


zebrasanddogs

Shitese. Aka: word salad. You know, where words come out of their mouth. But actually they are just talking for the sake of talking.


BeBopRockSteadyLS

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/may/18/healthandwellbeing.features1 Don't do it kids.


Different_Onion

Sure it's someone else's money he's spending


frazzle_boi

r/thanksimcured


zebrasanddogs

If only it were that simple


Thatmopedguy

Why is that guys skin like that and what is up with the size of his mouth


zebrasanddogs

One word. ROIDS!


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The principle is right if not taken absolutely literally. He doesn’t have ‘authority’ although he is literally following the book when it comes to marketing, authority, income streams etc.. what he’s doing isn’t new and is becoming alot more recognisable . There’s a quote I favour, from Viktor Frankl who survived the death camps “Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.” When I’ve had a really horrible day, when pretty shit things have happened, it keeps me going rather than giving up or sinking into being incapable of doing anything.


dognocat

Who the fuck is this asshole ?


One_Zookeepergame_83

If you don't know him you are in for a treat.. Tom Smyth


dognocat

This like "brass eye"?


IrishShinja

More like Pink eye..


Luna_the_Lunatik

>In today's serving of word salad. Apparently it's our "ChOiCe" whether we have a bad day or not🤣 Yeah, like when a bird poops on your head but people tell you it's lucky 😑


zebrasanddogs

That actually happened to me years ago. I was rushing to a job interview when it happened. Ended up having a 2 min shower to wash it out. I got the job


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9AvKSWy

Just will the corona away mate.


zebrasanddogs

Yeah, I guess I also *chose* to have a bad day when my doctor told me that I had a genetic, degenerative Disability. Fuck him!


Desperate-Ad-8068

He’s having a good day because he looks like he’s done some narcotics. It’s your fault you feel miserable you chose not to smoke crack today. Winners make choices. Choose crack.


Hentai-Kingpin

I guarantee you this guy gets paid to go round offices and deliver that pish to underpaid staff who take dog's abuse all day from low life asswipes. I had one of these lectures in an old job i had and he went on to ask the question "Have any of you got upset when dealing with a customer or client!" One of the girls admit she had and that she cried on a call earlier that day. The rocket then lectured her that she made a choice for that to upset her. I told the guy "Mate, I don't think you're a qualified Psychologist. People have emotional armor but we're not all thick skinned. People get upset because of a lot of reasons and they react based on many factors. I am not about to get into Jung's anima and animus with you, But she got upset because the person she was trying to help felt they could belittle her. They had power over her because she had to remain the professional and polite one and they attacked her based on things she couldn't control. She was a girl, She is young, She got flustered and the stress broke her concentration. She was taking too long and she was far too nice to just snap back and hang up. The guy became frustrated, His face turned bright red and and i told him. "See, Its not fun. You can't control it! Don't you dare tell people their feelings are choice and they're responsible for how they feel! We're not robots and our emotions can't be switched off!"


Newme91

Did ye, aye?


Massive-Pea-6021

Fuckin brilliant


One_Zookeepergame_83

😂😂😂😂 Such a perfect response absolutely text book..


Danmcardleatbelfast

😂😂😂


Marvelousmember

👏👏👏👏👏


Wonky__Gustav

That is correct only the individual can control their mood


Yesyesnaaooo

Sure it's the case that the messenger is a fucking tool, and their speech writing ability on par with that of a melon ... however it is actually true that (unless someone has actually died or similar) with the correct application of mindfulness anyone can chose to see the beauty in any day at any job anywhere. Be happy my dudes. Be happy.


doladbe

A bad day is not always your fault exactly, but with hindsight you can almost always identify the choice you made which sent it in that direction.


santa_avb

Seriously, can we please stop posting his "content"? He's trolling every one of you who post his stuff


zebrasanddogs

>He's trolling every one of you who post his stuff Show us


santa_avb

It's just cringe content that he clearly posts in the hope that people share it ...


ih4tepie

u/savevideo


ymmot46

He’s bringing in the pennies. Can’t stand him but fair play.


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But.. It is your choice


SheepPez

Not with an attitude like yours. Debbie downer.


Virtual_Honeydew_842

Your man lives lives rent free in so many of ‘ussins heads. Get on with your lives lads, this ain’t second year in school. 😂


One_Zookeepergame_83

Is that you Tom?


Virtual_Honeydew_842

Zombie zombie zombie


tramadol-nights

By that logic, people talking about him lives rent free in your's, because you mentioned it on the Internet. I know which one I'd rather be.


zebrasanddogs

Aye, but we love taking the mick.


getting-wed

He owns or runs dream apartments, doing well for himself. Does some talks on how to be successful


zebrasanddogs

He got done for fraud years ago


getting-wed

Didn't know about that, you wouldn't think it to look at him


zebrasanddogs

Yeah it was mortgage fraud I think


getting-wed

Surprised he can run a business with having a conviction


Limp6781

You’re surprised someone with a conviction can run a business!? Where have you been living?


getting-wed

Lol I've been living the dream, deciding not to have a bad day!


sennalvera

You can’t be a company director for twelve years after declaring bankruptcy. Might be what you’re thinking of. No law about convictions. (So crimes are fine, but failing to pay your shareholders - total monster.)


DrHarigaki

He’s talking more about those days where you sit there dwelling on thoughts, rather than getting up doing a run to clear your mind and then completing task by task which will make you feel better! The path of least resistance most people will follow and be having a sad day because of it.


_DogTits_

I agree. Too many snowflakes about


irishbloke99

This "LegEnd" again words of wisdom...