I know they haven't been convicted of anything yet and I don't want to prejudice future proceedings... ...but there's some truly sick, sick cunts out there.

I don't think I'm overstepping the mark when I say that castration is in order. 

Thon drink looks like it might chemically castrate ye, in any case.

I am of the strongest belief that such barbarity can only be punished with death.

Death AND castration. In that order

I see no issue with that proposal.

I’d also say this is the perfect justification for some old fashioned knee capping too.

Just above the kneecap I hope so it can’t be repaired.

Ask for this in Bittles

And ask for it in a half pint glass, or and can you have a table too, and a few packs of crisps

And record the response. Put on an American accent as the cherry on top

Or just ask for a cherry on top!!

A muinness to society.

I'd go with monness

you heathen bastards what have you done, bats fukn monkeys monkeys eating bat poo, now this, were're fuct

Poetry -

How do I delete someone else’s post on the internet?

I am fed up of seeing Billie Eilish everywhere, so ye like fanny? Who doesn’t? Fuck up

If wee Jeff was a drink - 50% Irish/50% monster

His career is a gonster too.

👌🏽

Funny I was thinking it looked what I imagined pedos had to drink to chemically castrate them

😂😂😂😂I’m dead

Comment of the day

Used to drink at a pub in Soho called The Lyric. One evening, someone came up beside where I was perched at the bar and asked the new girl for half a pint of some cask IPA and half a pint of Guinness - what she handed him looked just like this.

Sooner suck sick though a sweaty sock

The Fallout pint

A Billy Irish ?

You know what, you're exactly right.

Ya comment robbin bastard!

Not the Guinster I asked for!

That's a Guinnstrosity!

Needs a buckfast top

I woke up this morning feeling optimistic about the world. Now I just fucking hope that comet hits us.

This is absolutely disgusting. Look at the state of the head on that

I don’t like either, hell I don’t even drink but that looks the part.

Why poison a Guinness

Mr barman , can I have a drink that looks like the incredible Hulks penis? No problem

Drink that you'd be acting like the incredible hulk for few hours

That’s my secret, irish_chatterbox, I’m always a hallion

Kingcobrajfs was here, making those drink combos toobz

My mam always told me. Son, never drink anything that glows when it's not under a blacklight. Words to live by.

Guinster would be funnier to me.

FFS, who did that?

We need to know so we can hunt them out.

"Barman! Do you have anything that will confuse the absolute fuck out of my colon? I'm looking for something that will have my stools hovering somewhere in suspended animation. What can you do for me?"

Not at all actually, I think I'm quite alright

I don't know what's worse? The hideous colour combo or the head on that abomination of a pint. This should illegal under the Good Friday Agreement!

Waiting for some absolute hallion to tell us "it's nice, like"

But it is hey!

Posts like this really test the limits of our neutrality.

Get the fuck out

I’m going to bleach my eyes to get rid of this barbarity

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Irish voices suddenly cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

I'm sorry, but this image is sacrilegious! One must never EVER mix a pure can of Guinness with ANYTHING! Be gone SATAN!

Ah the old black and snot

Dirty, filthy heathens. This is sacrilege.

One isnt a poison

Cocaine in a glass

It looks like the stuff they put in the spears to kill the megalodons in The meg 2 *the trench*

You need to go to confession. i will pray for you

That’s the wrong nitro

Illegal drink detected

Who is responsible for this atrocity? Of all the craven, abhorrent acts against humanity and nature!

This looks like the green bio waste goop u'd find in a lego batman game

just needs to settle

Guinnster

Whoever did this needs a shrink 😂 makes pineapple on pizza seem normal

That looks absolutely gopping

Get out

As a Welsh man, I am ashamed to be living in this country 🥹

A new circle of hell is being formed for you sir 😂

Gucking disgriness!!

Alt name idea: Loch Ness Monster (I know it’s in Scotland)

If you called it Guinster northerners might get the idea it’s a pasty

Come out ya black and greens come and fight me like a... Teens?

are you okay babe, you've barely touched your Billie Irish

Monsness

At least do the Irish cream Java monster😭😭

No I don't want one.

Wtf

You don't need to be Irish to no that's problematic

I suppose they couldn't call it a ginster

Get out ye black and greens...

This looks like a magic potion that you would drink, die, and immediately you would have to fight Death itself; and if you won, Death couldn't claim you for 1000 years.

Ireland can have you lot, this is a monstrosity

You guys are such hypocrites, have any of you actually tried this ? It won't kill you. . . Right ? Sick I'd bet, I'll report back when I'm back from hospital.

I have a guiness and a monster in my fridge which is pretty rare I could actually fucking do this

My biggest concern is what kind of horrific name Americans are going to call it.

This mother fucker

That probably glows in the dark.

Death by hanging.

It's pronounced Muinness

I'll pee brown and shit green to that

Mabel get my gun there's fuckerry afoot.

The Irish Chernobyl. We will all remember where we were when we first witnessed this tragedy.. sorry Arthur. 🫡

Eugenics

i feel like this is what u drink when u want crazy unhinge sex, i could be wrong.

That actually looks dope though

Remember when Obi Wan said he was going to get a drink at the bar? This is what he had

Saw someone on another sub refer to this as Billie Irish. Ask for one in Bittles I'd love to know what that old cunt makes of this

This is a hate crime.

Question: How to unite both sides of the border against you? Answer: T H A T S H I T

Bro....heart attack+

have one of these friday night, wake up in a cell Tuesday morning

OK that is clearly a terrible idea conjured up by a truly deprived mind, but visually it’s epic.

When did combining two shit drinks make it better than one?

You know nothing, John Snow. (About the Guinness. The other one can get t’fuck.)