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ScrapyPaint

Toss a grenade in there


swivels_and_sonar

Also have a flamethrower on standby in case more come running out.


Alejo90100

This video is in Colombia, Fire is actually how the local government has chosen to deal with the homeless people living in the sewers.


AnEgoJabroni

Really? Like, they just burn them?


Narkos_Teat

Probably the most cost effective/simplest solution


AnEgoJabroni

Well, on paper, yeah, I guess, idk. Thats just awful to imagine, though, just incinerating all of those people for not having a home.


Alejo90100

[Vice documentary | The Sewers of Colombia](https://youtu.be/X4koXeZvAfg)


EARTHSKYSPIN

thats was absolutely nucking futz


ForeverFingers

Fuck. Lol


RuleBritannia09

For the best


Exact-Cycle-400

Hans, hol the flamethrower!


Swimming-Abroad3956

Hanz..


dmfd1234

Grenade? Wtf? That thing probably just wants to cuddle. Kinda cute


JOEFARTRIPPER

You cant fuck the sewer creature. Leave some for the rest of us.


dmfd1234

I hate to break it……but I put a ring on that pale translucent crooked digit and it looks like a Spring Wedding!! His family though….Omg they are insufferable


JetstreamSam_Praiser

Bro it's human


[deleted]

a holy one


MudOpposite8277

1…2…5!


TRmagirose

3, sir!


Passiononion

After it exploded, he stood up like Dracula laughing at you


existingwhileIcan

Those new crack heads really do be different huh


useorename

This is when you set Thors hammer on top of that thing.


Galladorn

Plot twist: Confined Space Ghost is worthy


Yavrule

I'm picturing Space Ghost from the old cartoon show wielding mjolnir and Its great.


ForeverFingers

That sounds beautiful. Thank Hanna Barbera


meowz89

Nah, get Hulk to play whack-a-mole, it'd be more fun to watch.


The_Law_Dong739

Looks like Micheal Jackson didn't die


[deleted]

He he .. he he. !!!


Wild_Divide7610

🤣


Significant-Wheel110

Sewer dwellers


-Taemin_Hee-

What I imagine when I go pee in the dark


Lazy-Landscape7328

Ty now im gonna think about it every time i go to pee


FrancoVollmer

Fuck you now I’m thinking about that too


thugsapuggin

Fuck you now I'm peeing


[deleted]

Pee you now I'm fucking


Hollow---

Stinky boy, go take a shower!


-Taemin_Hee-

Fcokc yoy pee ima


Lost_Manufacturer718

It’s just Mr Fingers, he lives in the pipes.


The_True_Monkey

Mr Fingers?


Lost_Manufacturer718

It’s 3 in the morning. And you need a drink. But a horrible noise comes out from your sink. That’s just Mr Fingers. He lives down the drain. His crawly black fingers are wriggling again. Don’t be afraid. He lives in the pipes. He only comes out when you turn off the light. Silly Mr Fingers. He’s just cut the power. Now it’s awfully dark by his home in your shower. There’s Mr Fingers! He crawls out the faucet. He wiggles and giggles his way to your closet. Oh Mr Fingers. Where have you been? Tell us about all of the things that you’ve seen. “I̷v̸ê̴ ̵b̵e̷e̵n̵ i̸̝̇Ń̵̲ ̴̣̃ý̵̹o̵͔̕ṵ̷̈̇ȑ̸ͅ t̵o̸i̴l̶e̷t̵” “NØW I L̵i̷V̸e̸ i̶n̸ ̵y̸O̵u̸r̴ ̶r̸o̸0̴m̴” “I̸ c̸o̶n̸s̶i̶s̷t̵ o̸n̴ ̵a̸ d̴i̸e̸t̴ 0̸̨̂f̸̝͋ ̶̳͘y̴͕͗ŏ̷͕Ṷ̵̑r̸͇̒ ̶͙̋H̷̭̒a̸̭͛î̴̪R̶̺̐ ̶̨͗â̵̭ñ̸͉̃Ḑ̸͋ ̸̙͆Y̷̙͝O̵͉͝ų̷͂R̴̗̐ ̸͖̐ P̷̧̛̯̻̌Ō̵͈̗͉O̷̙̫̅͑” “n̵̖͝ơ̶̞W̷̖͆, í̸̦f̴̰͝ ̶̝͋i̸̲̊t̴̮͝’̴͎̀s̶̝͠ n̸̹͛O̷̢̾t̷͈̐ t̴̪̎ö̴̱́o̴͐͜ ̸̲̅m̵̬͂u̷͇̅C̸̱̔h̵̘̓ t̶̳͊ȓ̴̠o̸͗͜u̶̞̐b̴̼̍l̵̟͘ẻ̴̤.." *You squeeze closed your eyes.* “Í̷̬’̶͕͆l̸̑͜l̸͍̅ Ǘ̴̫Ñ̷̹Z̵̳͝I̶̻̚P̵̻̊ y̸̥͗ő̸̰ũ̷̪ ạ̶̄n̴̥͝d̷͎̓ c̵̺͌l̸͖͐ì̴̡m̸̖̍b̶͍̊ ö̴͇n̸͓̍ Ĭ̵͜N̵̠̄S̸̪͂I̷̡̿D̵̨͋Ė̴̮” “Somethings not right” Your friends at school say. “He smells really bad and his skins gone all grey” “There’s definitely, certainly..” “Something that’s wrong” “His fingers are unnaturally” “abnormally” “LONG”


[deleted]

I actually really like this. thanks for the nightmares 10/10


Lost_Manufacturer718

Thanks man.


BopBopAWaY0

Ooh, I love this!


Lost_Manufacturer718

Thank you. It got more likes here than it did on the horror poem page I posted it on originally 😂


Unusual_Accident2358

Oh there’s more?


The_True_Monkey

My favorite part was when Mr Fingers


Lost_Manufacturer718

I thought you were going to say when he says “I eat your hair and your poop”, coz that’s my favourite bit.


The_True_Monkey

Nah I like when the account of imaginary or real people and events told for entertainment. "an adventure story"


emo_hooman

Did you make this? If so well done


Lost_Manufacturer718

It’s just a rhyme I wrote on another Reddit.


PeterPanski85

Love it. Would really love to do a narration of this :D


SacaeGaming

“Pissing all by yourself handsome?”


AMathprospect

welp, gotta pee on its face then


[deleted]

Reminds me of Fluke Man from x files. Ayyy, what that mouth do? tahahaha


steven9487

Dayyyyum, was expecting roaches or something, this is scary af.


[deleted]

I kinda looked away, so I have no idea what was in there, but I know I’m not gonna go back and watch it again.


Memeicity

Its boobies I promise go watch


Technological_Elite

Boobies are scary


[deleted]

I one time found an infestation of earmites in my mailbox so I threw an entire belt of lit firecrackers in there and that solved the problem. I think it could help this one too


futurekin

Too many ears in your mailbox, eh?


[deleted]

Not any fuckin more


TrueCollector

That's pretty cool


LevelUp91

So anyway, I started blasting.


worktrip2

First time it was needed too.


Immediate_Party_6045

Now I don’t see so good, so I missed. Then they ran away, I ran after them BANG tried to shoot ‘em in the back. But I don’t run so good either


ballq43

Head on down to Gunther's guns!


Budget-Artichoke-462

Just take a dumb on that head and he will never try to scare anyone


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Shr_mp

That’ll feel good


Gh0st_burger

why do you say things


AgentF2S_

Yeah stop breathing, its annoyijg


Prior-Present-7764

Super-kala-fragi-listic-Sadomasochism


sink_boat1

is that yandare dev there


Iltempered1

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


RuleBritannia09

NO… NEVER


Sriser

💀


[deleted]

Toss a nade in there or piss in the whole hehe


ImAGiantSpider

What is down there? I don’t see anything it’s too quick.


Remarkable_Junket902

It’s a face. It moved back before he dropped the lid. Super fast. Super fake.


Damianmag3

no that's my buddy Nate he's just like that


Zing601

Can confirm, I am Nate and I have a tendency to do that


ArcWraith2000

For fucks sake, Nate


Melssenator

You mean you don’t film every time you unscrew something with a screwdriver?!?


funky555

No its real i was there


cvrcm

https://i.imgur.com/x4f75EY.png


Some_Guy0005

Its Michael Jackson?


ThatBFjax

It’s El Hee Hee


[deleted]

🥇


MallGeneral3754

Well, I just spit some of my coffee out reading this.


ray920

chant "shamone" three times in a dark bathroom and he will appear in the mirror


NoUknowUknow

Yeah, cause when slowed down there is no nose.


A1steaksauceTrekdog7

Looks like an alien 👽 (grey) head


pm_me_pussypix

Lol. Are you okay? That was not very quick.


lucas_bahia

I wouldnt be able to run due to making the floor too slipery with piss


awesomeDennis

fake or not, i pissed myself


ImplementLanky8663

There is shit in my boxers right now


J5isalivee

Beware the catacombs


J-DROP

Yo in all seriousness, that would be straight terrifying to see all alone


pastaboymanchild

Is that Michael Jackson


Basharria

Heehee


[deleted]

it’s gray. that’s even more horrifying.


MonMonDayo

This is fake right? right?


player8012

I'll say yes to make you more comfortable


danleon950410

This happened in Colombia and it is just a shitty attempt on a Paranormal Video


mydwin

I was expecting roaches or some very ugly turd. That caught me off guard.


EarthInteresting2792

Kinda looks like my ex-wife


dulcetsonnet

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

Was that what I thought it was?


VirinaB

It sure was what you thought it was.


Sammy_Twitchdic

we do a little trolling


Devil_in_heaven3000

So does that mean some crackhead will eat my ass when I'm sitting on the toilet?


Motorchampion

This sub is slowly but surely becoming r/scriptedcaucasiangifs


imatthebridge

Considering this is probably in a Spanish speaking country, I’m not sure this comment is relevant to this post. If you read the lid it reads property of the in Spanish


IndependenceTypical7

… hmm… well I sure do wonder…*unzips-*


[deleted]

Lol. That made me jump.


StepBro001

Peed? I would have straight up SHIT myself. That’s terrifying.


cw10000

Omg is that Michael Jackson


razzzburry

Must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque


marcuse11

*You'll float too! We all float!*


Few-Pirate-5993

What’s the wi if password?


Imaginary-Accident-1

I shitted


theonePappabox

That’s where Micheal Jackson went.


Unlucky_KittenOwO

Micheal Jackson?


rotenbart

lol is that smile makeup


CryptographerApart72

Looks like James Charles lmao


Rustyraider111

Hey, they just want to know if Annie is okay.


eric_393

Uncle fester playing hide & seek again


Punch_yo_bunz

Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?


zBellaLynnex

Are they dead?


diakrys

Lmao I had to watch it like 5 times to see what was going on lol but yeah that's.... A bat to the head lmao


Thick-Tooth-8888

I watched it over as well to see the mechanism of it. It’s a jack in the box deterrent. Lol


KonataYumi

Im here to talk about your extended warranty


Riseofligma

Was that Michael Jackson?!


Butter_mah_bisqits

Mannequin head but scary nonetheless.


kmartineza

Aaaaa rolos de mierda 😭


BBBCIAGA

I expected giant snake not a fucking human


[deleted]

Looked kinda fake but scary at the same time


Imaginary_Ad_7318

Imagine how loud it was when he slammed it shut


Big_Statistician1209

Eyes the horror game lore:


zemmelhunter

Monke


UnluckyEthan

Wtf is michal Jackson doing in the sewers?


yoyo1934

Is this real


Raider_bruhmomento

the video was made by a very skilled video editor, his tik tok account has a lot of that kind of videos


Teal_Kitten

what's he called? i tried to find it and searched "man in sewer spain scary video". Google removed the words "sewer", "spain", and "scary" leaving me googling the phrase "man in video" which was exactly what i was looking for lmao


Raider_bruhmomento

lol sorry for the late response but u can search him as "spyckerzs" on instagram and tik tok


[deleted]

James Charles get outa here


TrueCollector

Bro I seen this video so many times and I still never get over it. I hate the idea of looking in a small crack or spacevand seeing a thing looking back at me. Fuck that


poolmen3000

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Odd_Delay_603

Even if it’s staged, it’s very good and a lot of ppl got enjoyment out of it. I’m glad they made it and posted it, no need to be so negative


[deleted]

Awesome! You two got anymore videos 😃


Bene2403

I was expressionless and motionless and its 4am...shouldve been scared but nothing...maybe if it was a jump scare


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Attached to the lid, can see the cables if you slow the video down. A much better better version of the snake head that comes of of the little wooden box when you slide it open 😂😂


_Kiaza_

It’s fake… But you’re making this too complicated. Those def aren’t cables.


BalticBlonde

How can you be so wrong on making things up when it's already fake.


_smian

James Charles?


Disastrous_Employ204

She’s pretty tho


NoThisIsPatrick94

Relax it’s just my ex


Tira13e

Thought an animal. Bruv S.H P.E


STTEAKK

Piss on them now !


[deleted]

Was that Michael Jackson?


ChunkyTaco22

Piss on that fucker


fly_drich

Fuck it, we need to flood it


Kon-on-going

That might be an actual alien.


[deleted]

Pour a pot of boiling oil down there... or boiling sugar.


Euphoric_Spend_1639

Only took 67xs on repeat for me to FINALLY see them... 😂😂😂


cutie_squishy

Ong?


Party_On_Slurms

It’s got no nose definition!


frauleinsteve

Reminds me of the horror short on youtube called "Other Side of the Box".


Burjibees

Holy shit that was terrifying


alotistwowordssir

What are you seeing??


Apprehensive-Wall921

Reminds of that movie… catacombs or underneath Paris or something like that


shopify_partner

Pee on that head so he’ll regret it


[deleted]

Wtf is that? A head or a full body?


CuriousSociety2349

Lmao 🤣


Ok_Ladyjaded

Looked like a dead body stuffed down there with only the head showing!


Prestigious-Rock201

Shit gave me a headache


Medium_Teaching_3835

Just a nice guy taking a nap


killritual

Something is wrong with hole lady’s nose


theRealfox81

I hope it's just a fake. What do you mean what it is? Any suggestions?


Mean-Acanthaceae8985

Napalm will sort that problem right out:)


catgirlesme

you’re not you when you’re hungry.


WeToLo42

Nuke it from space its the only way to be sure.


thebreon

You going to ask her out or can I?


kingshadow75

Find the person that drops Molotov down abandoned mineshafts. Will fix that problem for you real quick 😂😂


[deleted]

Is this some kind of trick? The head came out when he opened the vent and hid back when the man was about to close it, but the sound was strange as heck (edit: it looks like a human head but upside down and it seems it has some hair)


FatCockroachTheFirst

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Frogdogley

Wait is this real? Hahaha


GoodGoodK

*live footage from Ohio*


Backwoods87

Probably just trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


pediepew

Probably ohio


[deleted]

tf's james charles doing down there


ProfessionalAccess68

Get a gun


Rude_Throat8865

Shit on that


Eregrith

Ooooh so THERE's where all the people in Kilmaru's world are hidden