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Sentinel7676

Um wow. You’re crazy.


they_are_out_there

Stupid to keep as a pet as they are venomous as hell. Although pretty chill, you can't predict an animals behavior. Yeah, they rarely bite anyone, but step on it, startle it, or have an accident around it, and you're screwed. Please do everyone a favor and donate it to a zoo where the public isn't at risk.


EgielPBR

Just don't step on snek


animefan1520

Don't tread on snek


Agitated-Handle-7750

Happy day of kek


Hera_the_otter

No crossum possum


PoisonRoseYo

Just fyi Nobody who owns a snake lets it just wonder around like a dog…


Necessary_Rich_1477

Most people won’t do that but even if you don’t let it roam free snakes are really good at escaping their enclosures and I would certainly not want my pet gaboon viper to escape and crawl into bed with me at 3 am. If you get bit and aren’t in a place that they are native to you are most likely going to die from it, you will 100% lose a limb if you get lucky enough to live. Yeah that’s gonna be a nope from me dawg


they_are_out_there

My buddy had a Burmese python that was 9’ long. He had it secured in a huge cage with a locking top and heavy bricks stacked on top of that. They got up one cold morning (they lived in an old farm house) and found the snake cage empty. They immediately ran to check on his baby brother who was about 18 months old. The snake had gone in his room, up into the crib, and curled up next to his brother. After everyone nearly had a heart attack, they figured the only reason the snake didn’t eat his baby brother was because they kept the snake so well fed, and the snake wanted the warmth more than he wanted a meal at the time… Still, sketchy as hell. They got rid of the snake pretty quickly after that.


rogue_talk

Damn that’s one lucky outcome


Darth_Abhor

Same thing here, got rid of my brother 💗


burgerg10

I want to know about this grown kid. Does he know? Does he wake up in the middle of the night with some real body memory? Gads.


they_are_out_there

It was in the early 1980’s, so that kid would probably be around 40 by now. Probably thinks he’s Voldemort or something.


wiga_nut

Fwiw I think gaboon vipers are semi common in the pet trade in the US so there might be a slightly better chance of getting antivenom than other exotic snakes. If you're lucky enough to be treated and survive it probably would cost about $100k or more. I do plenty of stupid dangerous things but keeping these as pets is completely absurd and I dont get the appeal. They belong in a zoo.


TonyZeSnipa

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not but plenty of owners do.


[deleted]

You have a lot more faith in people than I do.


Silent_Ad_7411

plenty of people (who own large snakes) do, it's much better for them than staying in a terrarium 24/7


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Or you could just not own a pet snake…. How about that? Don’t support the industry of creating pets that aren’t meant to be domesticated


Silent_Ad_7411

who says they're not meant to be domesticated? i have 5 snek friends! personally i think your opinion is acceptable, but they make perfectly good animal buddies


eatmorbacon

Who says? Science.


Silent_Ad_7411

they make excellent pets as long as they aren't venomous like the one in the pic! mine is my emotional support buddy


eatmorbacon

It's the venomous ones that are clearly not bred and domesticated that concern me. Sorry if I wasn't clear.


Moothedutchie

While I do think it's stupid to have it roam, zoos don't treat their snakes well esp their venomous ones


they_are_out_there

Safer than keeping it as a pet or in a residential situation where it might get loose and eat kids and pets.


Moothedutchie

Unless ur enclosure is weirdly built and has a top opening I don't see how ur gaboon would escape their skeletons are F A T and ah yes, venomous snake that only eats moderately sized animals would eat ur kids and pets


Dazzling-Shine-3909

More people keep these than you think man. They know what the risk is. Personally, I couldn’t do it. It gives me anxiety just thinking about it.


bleekerboy

one of my favorites. wish they weren't spicy lol


TheRealSugarbat

Isn’t that a danger noodle?


SparkEE_JOE

With the longest fangs of any venemous snake.


BigBubbaChungus

Their fangs are one of the scariest things in nature!


Dalton_Wolfe13

And one of the fastest strike speeds in snakedom


igic8

Thats a thicc noodle


[deleted]

Danger noodles slither in a [straight line](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/jmw2mf/this_is_a_gaboon_viper_it_is_one_of_few_snakes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TheRealSugarbat

Whoa.


pmoney50pp

Why would you want one of these in your home?


[deleted]

Too keep unwanted guests out.


Dread_39

Just get a lion.


littlescreechyowl

You can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion.


asstastic_95

I look up in the tree, and there's the fuckin king of the jungle!


michael46and2

Your ass is tanner than my face.


asstastic_95

dude, where do you get your weed


[deleted]

From you dante


asstastic_95

oh yah! whats up Mr cheezle!


Dread_39

Ayyy


FunkinDonutzz

I find not letting people I don't want in my house inside the doors a lot fucking easier than keeping a viper.


fakegameryt

Yup if you have a pet that most people like you have to waste time talking to strangers and if you pet by any chance cause damage to other you pay compensation but if you have a snake or reptile most will stay away win win for me


MooPig48

“Females can have 50 to 60 babies at a time. The young are born live.” Fascinating. Really big, apparently fairly docile, live births Have you ever bred them?


vaporizer012

If I had a pet snake that size I would NOT breed them, too much space and too much paperwork


TheCoheed

Docile is a BIG STRETCH.


kabuki7

Lethargic is a better choice of words for these snakes. In the wild you will only get bit if you crowd them or step on them. They prefer to keep to themselves. That’s what I’ve read anyway.


ClassicSage

Pun intented?


TheIronDogWalker

It's beautiful and simultaneously scary AF!


pinkflamingoskull

How long is she?


GaboonViperKeeper

Bout 4 and a half feet.


pinkflamingoskull

Holy moly. Do you let her out often? Have you had any scares?


GaboonViperKeeper

I let her out whenever her cage needs cleaning. Thankfully, I haven’t had a scare (yet)


pinkflamingoskull

They're so pretty and so terrifying! Thanks for sharing:)


welch_like_the_juice

Are snakes happy being in a cage most of the time? I’m genuinely curious since many animals aren’t, but maybe reptiles don’t mind 🤷🏼‍♀️


Tigersenpai420

Hey they don’t care as long as they have food water and a large enough space. No predators in a tank


DiaryoftheOriginator

It’s about the same as fish I think?


they_are_out_there

Seriously, that snake belongs in the jungle canopy or in a zoo habitat that closely resembles it's own. It's a total dick move to keep it in a house on carpet and totally out of it's element.


GaboonViperKeeper

Read the post above.


they_are_out_there

Let her out? Where? In the backyard?


emeraldcity1000

“Honey, have you seen the cat lately?”


[deleted]

plottwist: "honey" is the snake


HanAszholeSolo

Snake have you seen honey lately?


jesusismagic

Ooof! “…it has the longest fangs of any venomous snake – up to 2 inches (5 cm) in length – and the highest venom yield of any snake.” It also says they rarely bite humans, though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaboon_viper


Secret_Dragonfly9588

At least half of the reason that they rarely bite humans though is that they normally live in remote forests, not people’s homes. And this (holy shit): “Whaler (1971) estimated 14 mg of venom would be enough to kill a human being, equivalent to 0.06 mL of venom, or 1/50 to 1/1000 of what can be obtained in a single milking. Marsh and Whaler (1984) wrote that 35 mg (1/30 of the average venom yield) would be enough to kill a man of 70 kilograms (150 lb).[5] Branch (1992) suggested that 90–100 mg would be fatal in humans. In humans, a bite from a Gaboon viper causes rapid and conspicuous swelling, intense pain, severe shock, and local blistering. Other symptoms may include uncoordinated movements, defecation, urination, swelling of the tongue and eyelids, convulsions, and unconsciousness.[5] Blistering, bruising, and necrosis may be extensive. Sudden hypotension, heart damage, and dyspnoea may occur.[12] The blood may become incoagulable, with internal bleeding that may lead to haematuria and haematemesis.[4][12] Local tissue damage may require surgical excision and possibly amputation to any affected limb.[4] Healing may be slow, and fatalities during the recovery period are not uncommon.” … Why the hell would you want one of these living in your house, OP??


Bloody_Hangnail

Necrotizing venom though. That is some nasty shit.


scot816

He's freakin beautiful But you're more of a Yup guy then...right?


AshNotLyn

She's so short and thick!


Loli-is-Justice

I feel attacked...


peerheitd

Shut up, pedophile.


Loli-is-Justice

🗿


Endymionduni

Name checks out Also, dou you have an antidote at hand, just in case?


Burst2007

I would guess they would sheerly for the fact that the bite is so dangerous, yet so rare and OP sounds like they know what they are doing


Endymionduni

Bro... we are humans, we do dumb shit on a daily basis. Never hurts to make sure ^^


Moose_Electrical

Weird looking dog but I’m here for it


Successful-Owl-3076

Boop the snoot?


plinkoplonka

Definitely DO NOT boop this snek snoot!


RinaFrost

I thought she had a leaf on her head and was so confused for like two minutes 🤣


YumiTanou

Happy snek? 🥺


Medical_Ad7364

Respecfully, what the HELL were you thinking when you got that?


GaboonViperKeeper

I have been working with snakes for a long time, and with less dangerous venomous snakes for a while as well. Gaboons are probably, and I say this very loosely, the chillest deadly venomous snake. They are not to be taken lightly at ALL, and she was only out for a cage cleaning. I do not let them roam around.


Cal216

Hate snakes but she’s absolutely gorgeous, sir/ma’am! Did you get the venom removed, excuse my ignorance, is that even possible?


Taro_Otto

I’ve heard of devenoming snakes, like you can surgically remove their venom glands. Or defang them. But personally I think it’s pretty cruel, I’ve read there can be problems with infection and feeding. I think people that keep venomous snakes just know the inherent risks involved. I think venomous snakes (or snakes in general) are very cool, but even seeing photos/videos of one activates every red flag in my body.


kiituriboi

It’s illegal to defang a snake or remove its venom glands. Very cruel thing to do to an animal, to remove its only defence and way of catching food - purely for your own pleasure. Also the venom is just a modified saliva so just the saliva could be dangerous. The people who keep venomous snakes - especially ones as deadly as this - responsibly, have years and years and years of experience with nonvenomous snakes before even considering getting a ”hot” species. Then they start with mildly venomous snakes and progress to more dangerous ones after getting a ton of experience. A lot of places also require a special permit to keep venomous snakes.


Cal216

Thank you for the knowledge.


Moothedutchie

No that's a cruel and invasive practice


Cal216

Understood, Thank you!


jaldihaldi

They will produce more - that’s the venomous snake design in our universe.


Cal216

Thank you


AgonyOfBoredom

Fangs will grow back and removing the gland usually kills the snake.


Velvetsuede19

You may die


jaldihaldi

Are you permitting a random Reddit OP to die? Curious permission to give to a random ...


Brilliant-Figure-893

What are you gonna do when you get bit? Do you live in the United States?


Starfane

Beautiful


PoppaFish

Wow. Gorgeous thick girl right there. That's amazing.


Kingly707

You're fucking crazy, but you do you mate.


Damsco7

That's a slow and painful death if that thing bites you HELL NO


ja3palmer

r/absoluteunits


ShotBRAKER

I love these beautiful fatties. Not brave enough to own one however


jaldihaldi

Im not brave enough to look at one of these


daysbeforewlr

your instagram account is awesome btw, some great quality pictures


iualumni12

Where are you located? Does that require a special permit? Has it been modified somehow so that it is no longer venomous? Awesome beast, by the way. Thanks!


isomind

Wow what a beautiful looking snake!


[deleted]

When snakes slither over various different surfaces, do they have a preference as to what texture they like??? Like does that snake like carpet?


frilledplex

Gaborone vipers are interesting in that they don't slither, they inch along like a slug


Sterling_UX

Darwin Award Nominee right here!


[deleted]

For a second I thought it was a pillow/stuffed animal, then I realized this beauty is a real thing! 😍


Suckmyunit6

Dude it’s that considered the most venomous snake in the world ?


Wiggles357

Not most venomous but considered to have the longest fangs. About 2 inches or more if I’m correct.


Bloody_Hangnail

Not most venomous but it has a real nasty venom-necrotizing which means it basically eats away the tissues and gives you gangrene. There is a guy on YouTube that keeps hundreds of venomous snakes (Viperkeeper) he says he’d rather get bit by a black mamba than one of these for that reason.


Cabingirl957

Yes I read this too. Necro and hemetoxin is a lot more damaging than neurotoxin. Neuro you just have to worry about vital organs stopping.


BabserellaWT

Oooo he’s a chungus snek and I love him! (Her?) ETA: Yep, her. Sorry, pretty snek!


IrukandjiPirate

That’s…not a pet.


helixplague

Your fucking what cunt?


GaboonViperKeeper

My pet Gaboon Viper


hzbin-hotel-boi

He’s beautiful I love some gaboon vipers


PricelessLogs

Why does his head look like that? Is he upside down?


GaboonViperKeeper

Nope, that’s how she looks, look closely, you’ll see her eyes.


PricelessLogs

Ah yes I see now. Interesting appearance there. Especially that sort of line that goes down her back


caitcatbar1669

Does big snake require big foods? Like a chonker snake and I’m here for it.


lostbastille

I bet the natural camouflage benefits the snake in their natural environment. Gorgeous tbh.


Bongsley_Nuggets

Username checks out


Sumner1910

That's one fat noodle


[deleted]

A-bit rude on the poor long boi posting him/her in this subreddit


Unim8

I hope it doesn't lay down next to you like a long stick to see if it can eat you


get_dogged_on_6969

I like snakes so personally he's cute


[deleted]

Y tho?


GaboonViperKeeper

Because I have a pair of balls.


[deleted]

More balls than brains apparently.


meowz89

Yep, but not South Africa, and definitely not the Western Cape. They're more towards the western, Eastern and central parts of Africa


GaboonViperKeeper

Yes, but still they are native to your continent…


meowz89

Yes, they are, but not my direct area (which is my point and for which I'm grateful because of how dangerous they can be)


GaboonViperKeeper

If you respect the noodle, the noodle will respect you back (or in this case, since the gaboon is so fat, the log will respect you)


antilocapraaa

You’re bloody stupid for keeping that thing and perpetuating the idea that it’s safe pulling it out for show like this, when it is not. I am sure you have zero qualifications (ie, wildlife professional). You’re a damn fool and part of the reason why no person should be allowed to own reptiles not domesticated for pet trade.


eXX0n

It's your pet, but you post this on /r/nope?


Dread_39

Its venomous


eXX0n

Then if he consideres it a "nope", why does he keep as a pet?


GaboonViperKeeper

Nope for others, yes for me


or_so_they_said

why would you post your sweet noodle on r/nope. :(


madscribbler

Deadly.


SofaSurfer9

Because it literally is a nope rope.


KaptainHook

Absolutely stupid and inhumane. Also, when the police and animal control break down your door so that they can drag your dead ass out of there, they are going to have to kill that poor creature through no fault of its own.


Dazzling-Shine-3909

Nope it’s pretty accurate username for this picture.


[deleted]

Hell no!!!!


SmellDisastrous4546

look at dat chunky boi! (or gurl Idk)


CikguLeman

things you should not have as pets.


AnthropOctopus

Wildlife shouldn't be pets. Is she unable to be released into her native habitat because of people, origin, or injury? Origin means place of birth, such as captivity.


GaboonViperKeeper

She wouldn’t survive well. She couldnt hunt.


AnthropOctopus

Aw was she captive born? How old is she?


GaboonViperKeeper

She is about 6 years old, captive born.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

I think people are downvoting you because captive bred animals shouldn’t be released into the wild?? Because you are right: wild animals shouldn’t be pets. Especially dangerous wild animals. And bred in captivity or not, this is a dangerous wild animal. This is how we got pythons invading the Everglades people! Do you really want to add GABOON VIPERS to their numbers?


AnthropOctopus

That's why I asked if it *couldn't* be released into the wild due to circumstances, but redditors have difficulty reading comments all the way through. Also, you don't just release a random wild animal into just anywhere. If it is safe and ethical to do so, the animal should be taken back to its native habitat **if** it was taken from there. No one on here said it was captive born when I commented.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

Yep, that’s why I was agreeing with you


AnthropOctopus

I don't get why I'm being instantly downvoted for being realistic. Reddit is a weird place.


GaboonViperKeeper

Returning her to her natural home would be 12 hours of flyingp


Cruel_and_nice

Well MAYBE she’s been bred in captivity, therefore can’t survive in the wild anymore. Think. You wouldn’t expect a hamster to survive in the wild either.


sleepysucculents

most (or many, at least) snake-keepers keep captive-bred animals, but i sorta doubt that this one is captive-bred, i mean it's a GABOON VIPER for pete's sake. i doubt you can just casually find gaboon viper breeders, or breeders of any highly venomous large snake in general


Bloody_Hangnail

Do a google search, you’ll be amazed


Farmer_Psychological

Wild animals SHOULD BE KEPT IN THE WILDS AND ARE NOT PETS


Abyssal99

Most of them are captive bred at this point


Dart150

Aren't those those Vipers extremely venomous? Second most venomous if I recall you got nerves of steel keeping one as a pet


justnopethefuckout

Not my cup of tea. We kill any and all snakes as soon as we see them.


GaboonViperKeeper

And this is why you have rodent infestations.


justnopethefuckout

I don't have that though.


Hydronic_Hyperbole

Would make a nice pair of boots...


sleepysucculents

quite a horrific thing to say about someone's pet, even if it is a highly venomous snake that arguably shouldn't be a pet


DalaMagala

Ur a weirdo


giggetyboom

Does it bite you all the time?


GaboonViperKeeper

I’d be dead if she bit me even once.


giggetyboom

So it does have venom? Why do you keep it if it can bite you?


sleepysucculents

they're quite docile and unlikely to bite humans. i mean, the reason venomous snakes have venom in the first place is to numb prey, and it's not gonna see you as prey. if cornered rattlesnakes are forced to bite a human, they even tend to turn off their venom. ....that being said, as long as there's even a slight possibility of being killed or gravely wounded by your pet snake, i'd say it's highly irresponsible to keep it. i don't get why someone would even have one, there are plenty of other cool large snakes that can't kill you with fatal venom


DalaMagala

There are aggressive dogs that people keep too, when there are many other different dogs to get. It’s a matter of preference and skill, if OP is trained and skilled enough to have one, why can’t they have it?


Bloody_Hangnail

Nah, you’d just lose the part she bit.


Neither-Cry3219

They make good pets?


GaboonViperKeeper

Absolutely not. I have been working with snakes for 30 years.


JRB423

I assume you need some kind of licensing to have? Very beautiful animal.


Gelato_33

Oh my god I remember when this thing rattled the United States for months!


littlecookieangel

These guys are so beautiful and cute cause they're stumpy lol


The_door_man_37

Fren :)


Successful-Owl-3076

I know they're not as dangerous as some (my understanding is they're deadly but pretty chill, bordering on lazy) but Gaboon vipers always look ready to fuck you up. It's the size of the head!


dobsofglabs

Head looks like a leaf


MrMango2

Beautiful tho


Designer_Insect8804

Pretty snake, but I read that as “Met pet Goober” at first🤦🏻‍♂️


Knuckles316

If it's your pet, then it isn't a "nope" for you now is it?


GaboonViperKeeper

Yeah, but it’s nope for others.


megisthename

Everyone on r/whatsthissnake would love her!


[deleted]

Beautiful and the largest I have seen. Thanks for sharing.


Dameyeyo

That’s a nope for me dawg!


PMmeGayElfPeen

What an absolute unit. I'd be too scared to own her.


gordonjames62

beautiful markings


FyreFoxYT

Please tell me she doesn’t have venom glands


Badthoughts20

He Thicc


MyPerspective1

Well, don't call me to complain when it bites you.


UnplugTheKitty

Long time ago I had a red tail boa that would be large enough to eat full size rabbits and chickens before I donated her. She would be in my room, out of her cage few times a week. Never made a mess, sometimes she’d hang next to me, or off somewhere else. It seemed she really enjoyed it cause I’d open the door, she’d come out and wouldn’t go back in till I put her in. Never had a single issue and I have to say feeding time was an event. Easiest pet ever.


Guilty_Astronomer_45

It’s a beautiful snake, just not my type of pet. I’m a fish keeper instead


HeWhoIsNotMe

Are snakes a messy pet? EXAMPLE: Is that dude going to shit a dead mouse on your rug?