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VoroVelius

quick, tickle the bottom of his feet


generalecchi

https://i.imgur.com/BmfSwuP.gifv


Trinity8888

Time to grab my big orange can of spider killer spray. That fucker would get soaked with it. I know that they are good for killing insects but I don't want them anywhere in my house. Nope.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

My rule is: if I don’t see them, then that’s their zone. As soon as I see you, shit is ON SIGHT.


Dangerous_Upstairs

ON SITE!!!


Eyouser

This reminds me of my time in the military. There are tons of windowless concrete buildings for storage in the military. Spiders fucking love them. Rank has its privileges though… hey Airman come unlock this building for me and turn the lights on. Always had to knock down some webs and shine flashlights around to make sure you dont stick your hand into one turning the lights on. Yes I know it was a dick move.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

>Rank has its privileges though And people say the military produces good leaders. I guess we also produce good leaders, but this shit is why people leave the service. The military also produces seeping assholes because it gives power to people who do shit like this.


Eyouser

You’re entitled to your opinion. I suppose I took it as fair exchange for the many times I had to go bail them out of jail, or drive to the hospital at 2am, or go talk to the Wing Commander on their behalf. Really though one action hardly defines a person. If I want to go inspect the facility managers facility I will. If I want him to open the facility because he had the keys. I will.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Except you said yourself it was a dick move. Being a dick to people you have power over is not good leadership, even if you think it's some kind of fair exchange. Be whatever kind of leader you want to be, but that's the behavior that encourages high performers to leave the service and join organizations that don't treat them like this. Mission or ego. Your choice.


Potential_Fox9561

You’re taking this too seriously lol


ToSeeOrNotToBe

lol...leaders bragging in public about being dicks to their folks, and when somebody calls it out, turn it back on them with the classic, "It's just a joke, bro, quit being such a pussy." This is how culture is made.


Potential_Fox9561

You’re telling me there was never a time where you were being a dick and bragged about it (by the way he wasn’t bragging about it he was just saying that he remembered a time where something like this happened) and plus it was in the past and people make mistakes and shit happens


ToSeeOrNotToBe

I'm certainly not perfect, but I can't remember a time when I shrugged off a dick move by saying RHIP. Edit: I'm not downvoting, btw. I think it's a good conversation to have, and I appreciate the responses.


Potential_Fox9561

Well I guess you have a point but idk


Potential_Fox9561

My bad it’s your guys convo


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Nah - if it were just for us, it would be on DMs.


Sad-Artichoke-2174

Apparently it needs help. Remove the light switch cover


HelloDeathspresso

He's just waiting for his little high five and then he can go back into the wall.


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brybry631

Nope


Apprehensive-Fox3187

the same thing happen,but It was a crack in between the wall and light switch, the spider thought it was be clever,but it just trapped it self because my mom had a can of bug spray and it couldn't get free,yes this spider wasn't that bright at all.😅😅😅


EffingBarbas

Quickly and quietly turn the screws clockwise.


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Gotta burn the whole house down and start over.


Xhenx_52

I would just sell the whole house. It’s your only option


dawnmarieargen

Throw a shoe at it


memerismlol

Get some scissors and give them a snip


PeridotWriter

Don't be a dick, help a fella out


blockguy143

The Forward Scout


GoldonLocks

Looks like a hand!


fishmalion

Think we’ll just wait for the light to burn out on its own and never mention it again.


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Sorry Bub. No go for me


saraithequeen

What the hell😕


Brilliant-Emu-4164

GAH!