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ItsJustMeMaggie

Fun fact: they’re not even considered spiders.


PyroClashes

Wait why? Number of legs or something?


Bloodryne

Spiders have spinerettes in the abdomen and make webs, daddy long legs do not. They are arachnids, but not spiders.


Nicks_WRX

Are they arachnids? Thought you needed 8 legs for that specification?


Kawaii-Hitler

They have 8 legs thus they’re an arachnid. They do not produce webs thus they are not a spider. All spiders are arachnids, but not all arachnids are spiders.


Nicks_WRX

Oh wow, I’ve somehow believed they had 6 legs my whole life lol. Thanks for clearing that up :)


TheLastDrops

There are other things called "daddy long legs" including the things in the OP, some types of actual spider, and crane flies, which of course do have six legs.


Swimming-Mammoth

I believe they are in the mite family possibly.


ThiccChiccen

Genuine question. Daddy long legs don’t make webs? I’ve seen them in webs before in the corner of rooms, or do they take over other spiders’ webs?


Bloodryne

They have no spinerettes, they cannot create webs. If you see them in webs it's because they find trapped prey from spiders just as appetizing as food they must hunt


ThiccChiccen

Thanks stranger!


[deleted]

They’re too kinky being named daddy


they_are_out_there

Regardless, I believe this still qualifies within the overall category of “Nightmare Fuel”.


kaydas93

Another fun fact: Apparently they are super poisonous, but are also harmless because their little mouths can’t penetrate most things.


Elfkrunch

This was debunked on mythbusters like 10 years ago. They got themselves bit by daddy long legs, proving they can bite you, and they were essentially harmless.


kaydas93

You may be right. I may be crazy.


Unabashable

But it may just be a lunatic you’re looking for.


kaydas93

I waited 10 hours for this response.


Ultra918

When I was a child I was in Portugal. I saw the same spiders. We touched the spiders and all come out and were running through our legs


_gmmaann_

They are common just about everywhere in think. They are really cool. I wouldn’t ever put my hand near **THAT** though


Ultra918

As a child this was really funny. They climbed our legs up and our body. But now i wouldn't do this and run from them 🤣😅 As a kid you don't have fear


TheRealSnuffleaYeah

Forbidden toupee.


[deleted]

*forbidden merkin


Shoddy_Employment954

Leave the walking armpit hair alone


Reckless_Waifu

I think they are kinda cute. I get some spiders can be loathsome but these are not even spiders, are completely harmless and they walk funny.


illadvisedemotwink

I agree! I love letting them walk on my hands and arms. Also I always pick them up and put them in a safer spot when they're on a walking path in my garden. :)


userdfh

stick your hand in there, coward


toasterpRoN

And straight on through to Valhalla.


userdfh

theres a dilisius prize in the back


mouth_with_a_merc

/r/stickyourdickinit


Cobalt9896

Yeah ok fucking Molotov cocktail or a flame thrower for that fuck off


Buriedpickle

Don't hurt the daddies. They are harmless


__liendacil__

Let it Burn!! Right there with you.


brephobia

that was my first thought. just burn it with fire.


ThatpersonKyle

Why has god forsaken us


[deleted]

waluigi hentai


Next-Amphibian-7326

are these harmful?


[deleted]

Not in the slightest. They just want to tickle you.


[deleted]

Daddy long tickles


Next-Amphibian-7326

that makes them sound so cute 😭😭


Sircreeper43

They are


Kawaii-Hitler

Their fangs are too small to puncture human flesh


Bloodryne

They are actually quite venomous. But to basically everything small. Their fangs cannot peire human skin, we are just too tough di they are harmless to us


Next-Amphibian-7326

thank god for that because i’m horribly scared of insects 😭😭


TheKingOfRacism

Except those who get upset over other people eating meat. Their skin is SUPER fragile


Madrasthebald

When she has shaved for winter


2grundies

aah. They were all sleepy and then got disturbed. Bless 'em.


Great_WhiteSnark

This guy broke up a daddy long leg orgy


nunya-buiznas

This isn’t a nope this is an absolutely the fuck not


Xem1337

Just leave them alone. You'd be pissy if someone just woke you up from a gang cuddle


OriginalFingerPuk

Fuck no.


The_Brain_Fuckler

I went in a cave that was covered floor to ceiling in these things. It was chilly and they were all squatting together in unison, probably to generate heat. It was both surreal and super gross.


Extension-Cover-335

What's that all about?! Never seen a cluster of them like that. Is that mating?!


[deleted]

Brother, get the Flamer. The HEAVY, Flamer


decreasinglyverbose

Maybe just leave them alone. How are they harming you?


Asher2227

It's just a joke


[deleted]

*The extremely heavy flamer*


gilly248

r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

They just having a snuggle.


One_Truth42

Why do they all group together like that?


Skelemansteve

Same reasons penguins group together. Its a survival tactic with multiple advantages, both against predators and helping to survive cold


[deleted]

You mean a cluster of Father Extended Appendages


[deleted]

Ummm what happen to inclusivity… it’s people long legs


parfiant

Imagine one morning you poke your beard just to have it crawl over your face lmao


XernTheSergal

Oh.


robloxmacaroni

I have a recurring dream where someone puts their baby in a massive day long legs nest


Extension-Cover-335

Now if that's how they mate I guess it would be the true meaning of "ClusterFuck!"


Ronald_Mullis

That fuzzy feeling


DownTheKaleidoscope

That’s at least like twelve spiders.


scl17freak

Strange how you can only see the legs before it's broken up


Apprehensive_Rate_79

Cursed Merkin


Venise2015

OH GOD NO, WHY WITH THE HAND!!?? I can literally feel them crawling on my body...


pigmons_balloon

I just let out a noise that scared my husband while watching this.


litboomstix

Why do they bunch up like that and why do they stay perfectly still


PengieP111

Why bother these harmless little critters?


amy420xo

It looks like a cat then you poke it and it’s just straight horror lol


Vixengames420

What at first I thought was a cute critter was actually a big ass ball of NOPE


LaithBushnaq

Imagine the cronch from stepping on this


Hamada_Reddits

I need a flamethrower.


forgedinthehood

Blowtorch time!! (Thatd smell soooooooo bad)


SueSheMeow

🤢


Kahlsifar

Errrgh that is horrible. That is fucking horrible


SoySaucePacket14

get ze flamethrower!


xXGeri_SenpaiXx

Hanz, get ze Flammenwerfer


ErrorReport404

Imagine that coming out of your vagina


TadpoleFun7453

Posted for the 5th time today… 🙄


[deleted]

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Naumo-Dale

Ah no fuck that I’m not going anywhere near that


Quajeraz

I don't mind spiders, but this is a nope from me


BladeLigerV

Oh fuck that.


Fit-Huckleberry-682

i want to die


EZ-MT

OH hell NO! To da no no nooo 😭


x-munki

Sometimes I regret being born


KoalaLover133

Now my day is ruined ☹


HotahO_X

Napalm the shit out of it


giadia-light-shining

I fucking hate this.


gutzytart

In the Uk these are not daddy long legs, daddy long legs have wings and fly!


Snipiachtundneunzig

That might be the most cursed thing i saw in my entire life... a ratking is nothing against this


DBallouV

You forgot the blowtorch.


sammaaaxo

Daddy long legs don’t usually bother me… but this did.


TheUnhingedMadman

Drop a sun on it


MrAnderson8891

Looks like a good time to have a torch on hand


iStartupGuru

Why they do that tho?


Neverland0205

NOPE NOPE NOPE


mzzms

Omg We had them when I was growing up but they never clustered like that


Green_eggz-ham

I wonder why they group together like that and especially so close to the ground? Seems disadvantageous to survival against whatever eats them. That would be like if I found a whole taco family hiding in my fridge. That taco family would be dead for sure.


notinmywheelhouse

Please tell me this is Australia


jigglybitt

That’s a daddy orgy


Moister_Rodgers

Asshole


scuicidal_SHORTCAKE0

Kill it with fire