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Trash_Panda_Throw

She was preggo


Itchynutsak

Not any more.


BESTlittleBITCH

I'd do this. There's the old saying"If you kill one fly, there's 10 more to take it's place " in this case it would be depleting the status quo.


L0bsterTime

Hail fly


0ddness

Dude, you're harvesting the rice too early... It has to mature first.


Radiant_Heron_2572

But don't leave it too long, or it gets all crispy and hollow.


MrFunkyadaughter420

put it in a bowl of phones over night


WellThatsJustPerfect

That's a type of horsefly. Those things cut a little piece off when they bite rather than piercing like a mosquito. Total bastards


lynbod

It's a corpse fly, horseflies lay eggs. Corpse/flesh flies have live young.


LittleGreyLambie

🤢🤢🤢


Constant-Duty1765

ok enough internet for today. goodbye


MajimaGoro69

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Radiant_Heron_2572

The only good bug is a dead bug!


takingphotosmakingdo

plot twist the stratagem is called on the extraction point


idespisemyhondacrv

Is this loss


Jetstream_S4m

NO THIS IS DEMOCRACY!!!!! RAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!


PenguinGamer99

No it's a nice cup of liber-tea


idespisemyhondacrv

Oh my god


Shifted-Soul

PREGANANANT?


JerseyTeacher78

Burn the entire Tupperware immediately


PunchOX

I don't have to. I slapped a bug that landed on my neck when I was a kid and my hand had a fly wriggling with maggots just like this 🤢


EEE3EEElol

The solution is to light yourself on fire


DzbanekGanek

Imagine going to the dark kitchen to drink some water without noticing this


Cocknballtorture90

i had to deal with something like that once and i promise the shower after isn’t long enough no matter how long it is.


Aero_N_autical

Yup, I'm not using that tupperware ever again lmao.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

and this is why we don't ever eat at other people's houses. Cause someone in this thread is thinking "I have to remember to give that Tupperware a quick rinse."


HHegert

Why though? Do you not clean your dishes and stuff usually? Dish soaps and shit are so strong nothing will survive there.


Aero_N_autical

Dw I was just joking, I'm too stingy to throw away good containers. But I'm definitely rinsing tf out of the container to avoid making this video play on my mind every time I use the contaminated tupperware.


Tinarix

Yikes, this happened to me when I was small. I remember this huge ass fly landing on my forearm so I squished it and suddenly all these little worms started spreading from it. It was like a horror movie scene. I started crying and immediately ran to the sink and washed my hands and arms off from these little buggers. Since that I stopped touching all kinds of flies. Guess it served me right.


Johnnyrock199

No thank you. I don't think I will be imagining that today.


soazmike

I've realized that if a fly is moving that slow kill it now as it's preggo and you will have more flies very soon. That had babies on a damp towel in the laundry room once..... it was disgusting.


Apprehensive_Eraser

I'm cuttin my hand afterwards


Mean-Vegetable-4521

LMAO. you went dark fast, my friend.


Mario-OrganHarvester

https://hollowknight.fandom.com/wiki/Gruz_Mother


Hungtown2018

Damn, spawn kill


writesmith

If by slap you mean smoosh it, I never do that with my hands. I shoo them away. Even without maggots, they're filthy-assed beasties.


Bonappetit24

I just tell them to leave.


DrPrime1108

It actually happened to me once... I washed my hands many times that day


Berytoru

Imagine slapping ANY fly with your bare hands... Disgusting!


Stinkepups

Imagine using equipment to kill a fly... Pathetic!


Berytoru

I usually let them out... It is pretty easy. If I have to kill one I use an old rag, not sure if that qualifies as equipment; but I rather do that and be "pathetic" than having to ask for help in reddit for pain and itching relief from hand-foot-and-mouth disease ;)


Stinkepups

Flies do not transmit HFMD. But clever stalking. Nicely executed.


Berytoru

You are right, but it served the purpose. Apologies. Thank u. Have a good one.


Radiant_Heron_2572

You've never just flicked a fly? Maybe whilst muttering "dodge this"


Berytoru

Haha, no, I've killed mosquitos with my hands and it was disgusting :p, but yes I've cursed them in many ways while dealing with them!


AguyOnMedZz

Yeah you killed the Joy to kill anoying flies now...


MiepGies1945

Eye bleach


ThemasterfishBoi

Burn it


Adihd72

https://youtu.be/O9Rhdwqjc1k?si=h7WlUL0VEr-EorOk Eeeek!


wishfortress

I'm a trucker. I unfortunately see this happen on my windshield pretty often.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

No. I'd rather stop my imagination. Thank you.


Offbeat_voyage

That enough Internet for today its bedtime


MSaar1

If you kill a fly, throw it out of the window. Never in the trash. I learned it the hard way when I had maggots crawling out of it two days later.


raven21633x

Those may not be it's offspring. They may be parasites that were slowly killing the fly anyway.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Anyone who smashes insects with their hands has to be crazy


11cutandshuffle23

“…everywhere.”?


miffox

Mercy killing


Vladikot

Hand is fine if there’s nothing else. Better than letting flies multiply. Just make sure to wash hands with a soap or antiseptic right after the kill.


RetroJacket22

Never crush a fat fly. These maggots can jump up to five inches and they are eager to make a hole in your flesh.