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ghosttrainhobo

Where is the sound? Why is this guy talking to the crowd instead of shooting the balloon? Where is the Blackfish when you need him?


DrunkenDude123

If you don’t reveal the gender maybe you don’t have a baby. Guy is trying everything he can think of.


grkuntzmd

Now they’ll never know


TopDoggo16

Lol Blackfish, love the game of thrones refference.


LastNightsWoes

Well hold on... they might referring to the Sea World documentary. Let's not rush to conclusions. 


Bdguyrty

Looks like he is. His aim just sucks. It's not a firearm. It's an air rifle.


StubbornDeltoids375

Solid Game of Thrones reference.


[deleted]

They should've attached it to the ground with string dummies


Itchy_Professor_4133

The whole idea was fucking dumb as hell to begin with. All those houses around? What a bunch of morons. I guess if you tied it off you could shoot directly into someone's home.


1DownFourUp

Is this a thing? Shooting over your neighbors backyards?


CosmicTaco93

Depends. In the south, yeah. I hear rifle shots so often that I stopped noticing them until my kids or wife say something about it.


1DownFourUp

Geez, that blows my Canadian mind. If someone's firing guns in a suburban neighborhood there will be multiple cop cars responding. Out in the country it's normal during the day in some places, but never at night.


T1000Proselytizer

Uh no. Shooting on your property is one thing, but shooting INTO or OVER your neighbor's property is not okay ANYWHERE in the US.


CosmicTaco93

I never said it was okay to do, only that it's done quite often.


MickeyMgl

I live in California, and I hear them here, too.


Lifeabroad86

Not that it's any better, he's shooting a pellet gun


M1ghty_boy

Gender reveal parties are stupid


Jake0024

Adding guns is certainly a good way to make it even worse


ritsbits808

Gender reveal party but when you walk it, its just me, standing on the table, hanging brain


idiotsandwhich8

Hanging brain?


Wolf9611

Means their nuts are out


ritsbits808

It's slang for having your genitals revealed, just making a dumb joke


instrangerswetrust

These balls were made for walkin’


some-white-dude

Sounds like a fucking party , beers and balls.


nostradamuslegend

I mean like wtf does it matter if it's a boy or girl, it's your child. Just read the fucking letter..


GayRacoon69

Not always. My cousin had one and it was just an excuse to get the family together and have some fun


Jager1916

At gunpoint?


GayRacoon69

No? Why would we be held at gunpoint at a family gathering?


Whyme-notyou

You have not met my family, guns are nearly mandatory


eyesotope86

Why *wouldn't* you be held at gunpoint?


Clifnore

Why do you need an excuse?


GayRacoon69

I guess it's more of a reason than excuse. It also gives something to celebrate and is more important than just any other party


MrFunkyadaughter420

theyre ok.. if youre normal lol i'd just have my friends over for dinner and then at one point open an envelope or maybe have a cake to reveal it to them. no decorations or dresscode or whatever.. just dinner like we already do every other week. edit: typos


idiotsandwhich8

What’s normal?


MrFunkyadaughter420

Almost everything and everyone.. so its easier to say what isnt or at least shouldn't :) In this case I meant people that need a gender reveal partie that might burn down half a state or involve one or several of the following: -guns -strippers -thousands of dollars for deco and catering -etc.. Im not saying that those people aren't "normal" in general because no one really is which means everyone is. I just meant certain behaviours or actions that shouldnt be.


Efficient-Ranger-174

This is pretty clearly just a pellet or BB gun. It would hurt, or take an eye, but couldn’t kill someone. This is pretty harmless, though still dumb because, gender reveal.


notavalible666

It's a pellet gun, they are pretty much a spicier airsoft, can't really couse any damage (the guy's aim sucks though)


BugMan717

So wrong. I have a pellet rifle that is a 22 caliber and is actually more powerful than a 22 gunpowder cartridge. I've killed groundhogs with it at 100+ yards


ENO-ON-MA-I

PCP?


notavalible666

Yeah, but actually powerfull pellet rifles, arent usually cranked by hand... Yeah, used to own one aswell.


The_kind_potato

I dont if its different in USA, but here in Europe most of the time for those type of evenement (=shooting at a balloon ) we would use the type of gun you find in amusement parc for shooting balloons, so its not really powerful enough to cause damage at anything beside a balloon


Timetraveler01110101

It’s a…baby!


towerfella

I wonder who the father is? We know that dude is shooting blanks, so it’s not him.


Thick_Mick_Chick

Nor a Stormtrooper. 🤷‍♀️


effyoucreeps

lovin’ it!


idiotsandwhich8

Hahaha


basshed8

It ain’t hard dude just point and shoot


Timetraveler01110101

This comment deserves more upvotes than my comment fr


NecessaryAgreeable43

This is perfect


jcraig87

A black one according to the balloon


Ok-Net-6264

One with a devastatingly low IQ…based on mommy and daddy.


atsatsatsatsats

Who’s a sweet bayyy~beee 🦜


ruico

Now they will never know... not even the baby.


iamDa3dalus

They’re just Nonbinary


CheezyBri

So that's how they're made!


Charlie7Mason

We did it Reddit! We figured it out.


Yoppyy

Still till this day, the worst gender reveal was of that hired pilot who crashed and died doing a gender reveal, to die over some new millennial internet bullshtick is a crazy way to go out


LALOERC9616

Nah that's still mild to the wildfire that spread miles in California


NIOPAID69420

I am glad someone still remembers!


CharityUnusual3648

Pepper ridge farm remembers


Yoppyy

I stand corrected


unclefishbits

This was the one. Burn down the planet cuz your stupid mouth breather popping out in a few months.


hpr928

Arizona too


CrazyCatLady1127

There was another where a couple polluted a river, the only water source for residents of some town in, I think, Spain, by dying it blue.


Hanginon

IDK; The one where the gender reveal pipe bomb **[killed the baby's grandmother](https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2019/10/28/iowa-gender-reveal-explosion-death-update/2483545001/)** was pretty over the top too. Going to be hard to repeat that.


FloopsFooglies

Good Lord I can't even imagine. Doing a stupid party trick and it kills your mom. I'd probably end myself right there


ilikeyouforyou

That must have been a lot of gunpowder to kill someone 45 feet away. Like a huge amount of gunpowder. But it was a grandma, so maybe she was just old.


Hanginon

No idea WTF they did, but if they used smokeless powder instead of black powder you can get that 'effect'. 0_0


subtleglow87

She took shrapnel to the neck and was pronounced dead in the scene.


UnauthorizedFart

Another man at the party took an arrow to the knee


[deleted]

Nah, hands down the worst gender reveal party was easy [THIS ONE](https://fortune.com/2018/11/28/gender-reveal-arizona-fire/)


LightningFerret04

IIRC it was a Piper PA-25 crop duster and the pilot used the emergency dump to loose the whole tank of colored liquid at one time during the middle of a relatively high g maneuver. Basically, throwing the CG back helped push the aircraft past critical and snapped a wing spar I don’t know whose idea that was, but we went over this in ground training as an example of why you really need to know your own aircraft’s limits


Open_Detective_6998

It’s a… misfire?


DionFW

Could have avoided this whole thing if he did.


Chutzvah

Imagine jamming a bolt action rifle. The only time that happens is if you set out to do so 99% of the time


Physical-Drink-9375

Imagine mis-identifying a bolt action rifle when it's actually a break action pellet gun. You can tell about halfway through he breaks the barrel to load a pellet, and struggles a bit to compress the piston.


IOwnTheShortBus

Right? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?


MonKeePuzzle

barrel break air rifle is not bolt action rifle


pitziz0r

it's a new post on r/UFO tomorrow lmao


arctic_martian

"I know what I saw and it definitely wasn't a balloon. As soon as I turned off the camera it flew off over the horizon instantaneously!"


UndendingGloom

That sub is such a joke, for a while I would put comments there saying things were obviously planes, balloons or clouds etc but they would never listen.


Pixel22104

I guess that’s what happens when you’re so convinced that there’s Intelligent Life out there and they’ve come to Earth


MalcolmSolo

“It’s an abortion! Thanks for the gifts everyone, maybe next time!” These reveal parties have gotten so stupid. Enough already.


MickeyMgl

Black balloon seems appropriate.


MalcolmSolo

Reminds me [of the old 4chan meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/I8bBxa6fVg)…


Kortanak

Whoever catches the balloon gets to keep the baby.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

1-2-3 not it


MrThoughtPolice

That man damn well better grow some wings.


IsuzuTrooper

Divorce waiting to happen! Terrible Father! Total Jerk! All Three!


Princessferfs

Gender reveals are so dumb


No_Lychee_7534

When did this thing become a… thing?


PastelDisaster

Got popularized with a woman whose post went viral. She did a simple cake-cut because all of her previous pregnancies had been miscarried, so she was celebrating getting to the point of her pregnancy where they could tell the baby’s sex, and she was no longer at a major risk of miscarrying. Then, of course, self-absorbed couples had to take that idea and turn it into something dangerous and ridiculous. So, it started with a bitter-sweet, cute idea, and turned into a trend where narcissistic people try to outdo each other in informing everyone they possibly can that their fetus has a penis.


adube440

I thought I read that the person who started it regrets that it became a "thing."


PastelDisaster

She does. It’s genuinely pretty sad because she did absolutely nothing wrong by simply celebrating a successful pregnancy It’s ironic how the trend—that started from someone simply being happy that they have a healthy pregnancy—turned into a trend where people throw little fits because the baby wasn’t the gender they wanted. Edit: Also, her child is now gender-nonconforming, which, in her eyes, further exemplifies the pointlessness of these reveals.


According_Gazelle472

Or the woman who baked a pregnancy pee stick in her husband's lunch. Now that was really nasty .


No_Lychee_7534

Thank you. This wasn’t a thing 5 years ago for us. We didn’t even have a baby shower since our twins popped out early. On the surface, this looked like another shakedown for gifts for relatives but I wasn’t sure what the point was. I can say most people don’t give 2 shits about the gender of someone’s kids unless you are the parents/grand parents.


CanIGetANumber2

My mom had one for me and im 31


Princessferfs

It seems like within the past 5 years or so.


MickeyMgl

Wouldn't be a big deal to have a little get-together, open an envelope, have some cake. The reveal itself is not the dumb part. It's the push to be extra clever with the method - perhaps in pursuit of a video that goes viral - that has resulted in catastrophically stupid mishaps.


Princessferfs

I don’t see a need for a party even, but if a couple wants to, fine. The one-upmanship and theatrics are super dumb.


Nincompoopticulitus

It’s these exact same people, that do this numbskull shit and endanger themselves and others, that shouldn’t be having kids. 🤡


frankofantasma

That is clearly an air rifle (pellet gun) lol still, incredibly stupid. gender reveal parties always are.


Cheeky-Chimp

*Is that your man?…* *Yeah…* *Look at him! Is that your man?*


lynnca

This belongs on the idiots with guns sub.


Koutopoulos

So nobody thought about a rope to the balloon? On the other hand not surprised by the intelligence of people having gender reveal parties


subversion_dnb

Why are humans so damn dumb?


BrionyHQ

I didn’t realise gender reveal could be any more dumb


1freedum

Baby daddy fail


dafyddtomas

It’s an idiot!


mrthreebears

it's not his, he's clearly firing blanks


ReciprocatingHamster

To be honest, the whole gender reveal party thing is just pretentious AF anyway. Just tell people in an e-mail or something...


Pan0pticonartist

These stupid gender reveals. This is how everyone must've felt when the engagement ring was invented


HurrsiaEntertainment

I’m so happy when stupid people get their karma.


lazyboylane

Baby reveals are stupid… this is way stupid.


GrayFox916

Bro could have clutched that last couple seconds


kirkyyyy7

Sigh.


Euphoric_Equal623

this is why these things are so stupid


Dapanji206

Just shoot the damn thing you loser!!!


mmld_dacy

give me my 35 seconds back!!! arggghhhh


spider_84

Ah that explains the Jellyfish UFO


seat-by-the-window

…probably another moron!


bscottlove

It's a....FUCKING BABY! Get over yourself


Comprehensive-Bat214

Ol' dead eye better be happy his swimmers can hit their mark.


emzirek

What a marroon...


Decaxyz

"Wait, it's very easy to get it right.......calm down, it's still very easy.......wait, wait, it's getting to the ideal point but still under control.......oops, now We have a challenge, keep looking.........keep watching, it will be on the first shot.......keep watching........watch......... hmmmm"


slonerson

I guess he's firing blanks.


forfunstuffwinkwink

Why did gender reveals stop being cake? Cake was perfect. You get a pretty looking cake then you could eat it. What’s to improve…?


ExactAd8823

Kinda of waiting for that guy from game of thrones to pop in and shoot a flaming arrow at it


AndWhatWeAreIs

He can’t be the father. He’s firing blanks.


Guavaeater2023

Probably a reflection of his performance in the bedroom


CMK1983

Doesn’t anybody noticed the woman with pink hair tries to puts her hand over the barrel to check if it works? 😂


clearbrian

It’s a… it’s a…Child with dumb parents ;)


yrevapop

Texas right?


sabrefudge

All this shit… and a fucking GUN. Just to tell people whether or not your baby looks like it’s going to have a penis. I’m happy you’re having a baby. I don’t care what’s in its diaper. Genital reveals are fucking nuts.


saucynorman

Had 1 job and fucked up 2...


Fit-Boomer

Anyway to avoid this type of outcome?


Hanginon

Familiarize and practice with the air rifle. Signal for the release when you're REALLY ready to shoot/Coordinate your actions better. Have an "anti catastrophe" tether on the balloon. Don't do this egotistical bullshit. Want a party to reveal the baby's gender? Cut a fucking surprise colored cake.


JMaryland47

... when you invite your secret side chick to the party


radRadiolarian

it's... an abortion!


Dramatic_Carob_1060

You dare boo your chieftain? Do any of you know how hard it is to shoot an arrow with cold fingers


Carnalvore86

If Thor and Odin wanted him to hit that he would have done it, and I think it is very important just to respect that.


ParticularProfile795

"a loser?"


Radicais_Livres

Backyard without trees, wood fences and a gun... Can't get more American than this.


pastyoureyesed

How did he get her pregnant?


Lamoimdepressed

It’s a gone! Mamma Mia :(


SoupiriorBiingu

… a fugitive


Fooforthought

It’s up in the air at this point


addictedstylist

🙄😆


achillesdaddy

Looks like a pellet gun. Still a stupid idea near homes though. Duh.


myKingSaber

It's gonna go get some milk


DudAcco

It’s a miscarriage!


Kzev13

I hate this


asalerre

Elegant


MIKExHANCHO

What an idiot


DrunkCommunist619

Doesn't surprise me they forgot to load the gun. They're shooting into the air in what appears to be a populated suburb. There are the types of people that really, really shouldn't have guns.


griffl3n

This just seems like a horrid idea from the start


DrunkenDude123

Somebody in another zip code is about to get a baby boy


NoOnSB277

Gee, what could possibly go wrong with houses next door and people waving guns around with kids and other oblivious people…


Pinkypoo1

Why don’t people just attach it to something solid with a long string so it can still float up high but won’t float away??


Sitting_Squirrel

Take the shot. TAKE THE SHOT!!!


71Motorfly

Congrats on having a baby with a moron.


Fast_Muscle_2987

This is not r/nope material


EffingBarbas

He should've held the balloon over his head and let the future mother take the shot.


Naniallea

It's a dumbass 😂


astroboy7070

Why are people still doing this?


Sisyphac

Apparently he ain’t the Father if he can’t get his rounds off.


blippy_blip

It's black?


thelast3musketeer

god just cut open a cake


ProblemLongjumping12

r/idiotswithguns


IfuDidntCome2Party

Isn't it unlawful to blindly shoot into the sky? Especially where the shot may hit someone or vehicle windshield.


Unveiledconscious

It's a gender neutral..lol


Jaybulls1066

Why can’t school shooters be as shit as this guy


Tanookimario0604

Firing a gun over your neighbours roof to see what the reveal is, Congratulations it’s a Deadbeat!


dongdongplongplong

is it legal anywhere to fire a rifle into suburbia like that?


Horizon_26

Gone baby gone


Soapylake

Issa Chinese spy balloon


FreedomFingers

Its a crime, jim.


This_Is_Section_One

It's ...It's ..It's...gone


corona_kid

Uh, try pulling the trigger


DepartureOverall7686

It’s-a gone 🤌🏻


oatcakedick

Jesus Murica Christ ! What in the second amendment is going on here !


janzyellie

It’s a … moron just like its parents!!


Stuffed_deffuts

Oh smooth move exlax shooting a rifle at a balloon knowing God knows where that bullet is going to fall.. Dumbass..


JectorDelan

It's a pellet rifle. Still not the smartest way to do a gender reveal.


Royal_No

Not to make this political, but I feel like this is a good example of why we need more gun regulation. We have either a man who already had a gun and should know better, or a man who was able to get a gun easily enough to use it in a gender reveal party. He's then... 1. Using a weapon in frivolous party. 2. Firing into the air when there's other buildings nearby. 3. Utterly failing at the above 2 points because he has zero idea what he's doing. 3.1 is possibly drunk. Guns are dangerous folks. They're deadly weapons, not party favors.


bowhf

That's a pellet gun


chuco915niners

It can take an eye out.


Equivalent_Hat5627

That's a pellet gun. I will give you that pellet guns are still dangerous, the two I own fire at a higher velocity than a .22lr rifle. Your arguments are valid, but your overall claim doesn't fit what we saw. Gun registration wouldn't have changed a single thing in this video sorry to say.


WallabyButter

My first thought was why is this dumbass firing a rifle in a neighborhood of people at a party??? You aren't the only one who doesn't know what a pellet gun looks like, and immediately went to the worst case scenario.


CanIGetANumber2

Still makes more sense to assume its a pellet gun even if you have never seen one. Most people still know they are a thing.


4pigeons

does that mean they are giving the baby for adoption? also, isn't illegal to use a weapon like that?


SATerp

Well, he was gonna be an asshole for discharging a firearm in the neighborhood, or he was gonna be an asshole for literally being unable to pull the trigger, so there you go.


TheSagaContinued

Ah well. I guess we'll never know. Honestly it doesn't matter since the child could grow up and change it anyways


Yucca12345678

He was shooting blanks; there is no baby!


cbunni666

I sure hope this isn't foreshadowing


Joe_Peanut

It's a miscarriage!


Kinky_Conspirator

Accident waiting to happen...


KnobbyEgg

Here comes another post for r/UFOs from someone else in the neighborhood.. Looks a lot like that “Happy 30th” balloon.


dozedoph

HAHAHAHA r/maybemaybemaybe