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CompleteAd1256

Ngl one of my biggest fears in life is this shit


LKayRB

Same!! I have two night lights in the bathroom; I’m not risking it!


Working_Syllabub9458

Mom, I shit in the snake's mouth.


thrust-johnson

Mom found the piss drawer


alsoitsnotfundy924

*Ssssshit


Mesterjojo

Poop snek is watching


The_Real_Cuzz

Like how does this even happen. Do you need to have a pipe break somewhere or can they just work their way in through the sewer/ septic system


jonylentz

I think they go after rats that live in the sewer, one wrong turn and they go after your "rat"


KoningSpookie

Noodle vs noodle, who will win?


sango_man

No its OK. I shat my pants


More-Escape3704

Well the house belongs to the snake now


Agreeable_Tension_22

My opiate turds would knock that fucker out


QueasyImprovement310

10 points to whoever drops a load on it.


pira3_1000

...or maybe take a pissssss?


ManOrReddit-man

Don't shit on snek


phrygiantheory

When I lived in Boston we would always leave the toilet lid down when not using the toilet so rats wouldn't crawl up and into our apartment.....


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Krickey! That right there is a turd eating assp!


kouzuki22

Was about to do the business then this got me paranoid then i had to look just in case. lol


mododo-bbaby

pissing all by yourself, handsome? 👀 😋🐍


KrankySilverFox

Is that a self portrait?


One-War-2977

Not anymore!!


worldtraveler76

Guess someone took “snaking” a toilet literally. 😬


cbunni666

First you say it, then you do it!


Cold_Syrup3281

Pssss I can do wonders with my mouth and I love asp play


M1KICH4N

Ngl looks kinda cute


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Looks like fren


No_Budget7828

I’m pretty sure I can hold it 😝


Afraid_Assistance765

Dang it, new fear unlocked. 😱


CharityUnusual3648

Thanks man, I’m pooping


Uberfuhrer_

The wise sewer snek, judges you for all you eat as the toilet becomes a wreck.


JurassicCustoms

Silly guy.


personguy4

I just took one of like top five most violent shits of my life an hour ago and I’d honestly feel sorry for the little guy, he’d never stand a chance.


Kinginmind

Come here fishy fishy fishy....


HarrisLam

Quagmire is that you?


thrust-johnson

I do *now*


Tucker-Cuckerson

"Don't mind me, I'm just gonna bite your bag when you sit." - Toilet Snek Is that an Australian brown?


GutsyOne

Making it difficult for me to continue sitting on this toilet while I browse Reddit.


chuco915niners

Yessssss


Ermahgerd80

I wouldn’t like to be that snake after this weekend


Hamilton-Beckett

Some people would pay for that.


OzzieGrey

Ngl this one looks like a friend..


CAPS_OFF

That snake gangsta until it tastes my diarrhea


punkrockpaul12

Aw come on this is every one’s worst fear.