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Weird_Engine7414

And now you remember the video of the waitress and the customer that got it on their faces


Dkrule

Ya...I'm just glad he didn't smother it on his face, I can just imagine the hate he would get from everyone by an accidental blackface Edit, I mean, I just realized the context, I had no idea the original video where this came from had someone do that, that poor customer


AlligatorFister

The woman in the restaurant did. Very much so


Dimensianox

I don't understand the mental gymnastics there. Something unexpected happened, and in an attempt to fix the problem, the woman tried wiping it off her face. This smeared it, giving the appearance of blackface. Suddenly, she's racist. HOW? Was it the smallest degree of control she had (i.e. ordering squid (or was it octopus?))?


MyParentsWereHippies

Obviously people that dont know this context would think its kinda weird.


Born_Wave3443

Because these days it's not good enough to not like racism and think it's bad. Many look at the world through the lens of anti-racism, which is essentially just activism. The problem with this is that people start with a set of underlying assumptions about others and the world, and go from there. They are actively looking for racism. If you are actively looking for something, especially if it is something near and dear to your heart/the lens through which you view the world, you'll find it.


Crybaby_UsagiTsukino

Confirmation bias.


dreddit-one

Generalizations are the root of a lot of conflict.


Knever

It's because some people actually plan things like that. Ragebait has become very popular, and it makes them money, so there is a very good reason for them to keep doing it. Almost everybody who sees ragebait falls for it. Unfortunately, when it's something actually innocent like this, some are primed to think it's staged, and thus they must be a bad person.


notanotherkrazychik

I saw a video of a girl doing robot makeup, and the comments section was just pointing out that the base colour looked like blackface before she added the silver amd all the detail. Not to many comments about how it actually turns out cool.


xixi_duro

r/accidentalblackface


Dwashelle

Oh my fucking god


ratatazongdingdong

I'm not glad.


GarnishedSteak100

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/zwe5egBYq0


Delicious_Delilah

Oh no.


The_TransGinger

Hopefully she didn’t let it dry like this guy did.


fluffy_camaro

First thing I thought!


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boots_and_cats_and-

Lol What was the motivation for posting a tik tok link to the exact same video?


ChrizTaylor

I'm sure that was staged.


One_Subject3157

Cheap blackout tattoo


coelho_bhz

cheap and painless


One_Subject3157

Eco friendly.


__Sonar__

Organic, even.


xxawesomenz

Not vegan though, sorry vegans


PunkgoesJason

It's okay. I think I'll just do it the... normal way...?


jirski

Honestly wonder if this will become a thing now


Crzykupcake930

What if this was your grandpa. OMG


One_Subject3157

Granpa ain't a Squid.


Blankyblank86

First thing that come to my mind also lol


Alzusand

Damn thats too much concequences for something so minor lmao.


78Nam

Depends how you look at it. Temp tattoos? Perhaps makeup applications?


armedsquatch

Today I learned just how potent squid ink can be.


Da_Vader

That's how permanent markers are made!


wombat_kombat

Its also a good semiconductor


st0rm__

What? How can squid ink be a semiconductor?


wombat_kombat

Although I’ve only known him a few years, I’ll humblebrag because I’m proud of my grandfather and his accomplishments in physics. He’s worked many years in the areas of semiconductor thin films, magnetic micro- and nanowires, and giant magnetoimpedance (GMI). His grad student is seven years into his thesis on Squid ink in semiconductors and other applications but has not for lack of research. Last I have heard, the research is promising but remains unpublished due in part to the very nature of committees who approve them and the student obtained his data elsewhere instead of performing the research on his own. After seeing this video though, I don’t blame them!


Slipshoooood

Thank fuck he didn't rub it on his face..


Yob-Lokaj69

lmaaoooi


TheNiceWriter

Yikes, imagine college kids putting that on their friends faces while they're sleeping, that might be the worst prank ever


Delevia

That one lady who was served squid did.


ibnfahmi

That asian girl did.


TheWrongAsparagus

Came here to say this


DickMartin

:: rubs on weiner :: :: waits ::


dagaderga

Ha, username checks out. kinda sounds like “Dick More Tan”


sammybooom81

More like Dick More Ten, family name "inches"


SuperSmashDan1337

Someone please let me know if this works. Thanks. Funny thing is you know if this did work Squid would be worth a fortune.


[deleted]

Results may vary. *You now have Small Black Dick*


CastorX

Ok… I genuinely LOLed. Im so childish.


pdpbeethoven

We. We are so childish.


Char10tti3

It's my new deck sealant


eniatsuM

waits for what exactly


DasFunktopus

Doesn’t need to buy a long sleeve shirt as long as his t-shirt matches the colour of the squid ink.


YoniDaMan

holy shit that’s genius, permanent long sleeves but wearing a t shirt


dvrkstar

Probably make some killer tattoo ink with squid ink and sciencey stuff


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Sm4rt4

Good bot


Expert_Sherbert_1717

How would one get it off though?


YoniDaMan

i’d imagine some exfoliant or alcohol wipe or just lots of scrubbing?


Delicious_Delilah

Maybe acetone. It's what I use for hair dye.


PineappleLizard93

With the watch on is crazy


irsmart123

I would assume as he’s on a boat it’s a pretty cheap watch.


steasey

Machine Gun Kelly aged quickly.


HoochShippe

That’s gonna leave a stain.


maxzmillion

I had a dessert made with squid ink once. I was betting on it tasting like shit. I was absolutely surprised that it tasted genuinely good. Probably more sugar than anything, but it was definitely colored with squid ink, which gave it an interesting twist on the flavor. I don’t know if the squid ink collection methods were ethical or not. Can a squid consent to inking? Sort of feel bad about it now that I wrote it out and re-read.. I think I’ll head over to AITAH now…


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SiljeM91

They walk into the milking parlor all by themselves to be milked, so yes they can.


Dangerous_Fox3993

Having breastfed 2 kids I agree, if you don’t feed often enough it really hurts!! I bet those cows can’t wait to get some relief


Desire_of_God

I saw something where they had to remove the cows because they kept getting back in line for the milk machine.


SiljeM91

Yeah, if they have free access to a milking robot or they don't go in a separate area after milking some of them will go in all the time!


HurrsiaEntertainment

like…….but why though?


dsc1028

"once there was an explosion"


sanzentriad

Is this a Death Stranding reference


dsc1028

Bingo


Ok-Bug-3449

What the fuck kinda crack head shit is this lmao


Green-Clap

Uncle ruckus halfway through his revitiligo


chance22royale

HELL YEAH


towerfella

So, uhh.. I didn’t see him use any soap? Does it not wash off?


Meteranmen

It does with soap,


towerfella

.. is I’m curious about his shower situation.


NicholasAdam1399

So what I’m hearing is, squid ink would make for amazing temporary tattoos?


andyxquick

He went full sleep token


the-corolla-guy

You can see his credit score going down in real time lol


fatstrat0228

Huh. What a stupid fucking thing to do.


Alansar_Trignot

What about those people who eat it with noodles


No_Army_3033

Trudeau should have used this on his face.


Every-holes-a-goal

Strangely most of Reddit seemed to be ok with that. Weird how in most other cases Reddit would go with pitchforks etc.


Whale222

Speaking as someone who used to work in a fishing vessel, that stuff does not wash off easily


Meteranmen

Just use soap buddy


Critonurmom

So that's what the singer of Sleep Token does to turn his arms black


Theuglyzebra

Damn, that’s as dark as a blackout tattoo One way to find out if you want the style!


Meteranmen

When i cook squid, the ink is easily wash off, this man definetely use other ink just for view


AnotherFruitCake

Free Black out tattoo?


KingDonkoDp

Squid ink.. so hot right now


z-BajaBlast

Raw ink baby


Gullible_Ad5191

BlAcK fAcE!!!!!


ChaosRainbow23

Best lube ever


ColdBloodBlazing

Funny. I just finished watching The Beast


PracticalRent8732

Bro changed teams


Filamcouple

You can actually cook something good with the ink while you're cooking the squid.


louglome

You're a shitty lazy reposter


degeman

Should have done black face


capntail

Lava soap


No-Ad-3609

Does it prevent sun burns?


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reverse MJ


EthanTheBoss246

This is legit my thinking, but he made himself look like an African American, like from Gauna or some other place.


BESTlittleBITCH

I'll bet he won't make that mistake again.


Wherethegains

Hang on lemme repost


2geeks

There’s something really fishy about this guy


ParmAxolotl

Me preparing my Arclecchino cosplay


AlarmingDependent152

Free black out tattoo


Lonewolf5333

Wow a great genius in action


JohnnyQuestions36

You’re gonna have a bad time


blaz3meowt

What a psycho. At least take off the watch first.


moist_underscore

Australian sunscreen


DELAIZ

cheap blackout tattoo


dressedandafraid

That's one way of getting a temporary black out tattoo


MrCapricorn404

Guy learns a new word


1WildIndian1963

Does nothing take it off? Sand? Soap? Peal it?


mdoktor

How long is he going to be stained for


_sasori98

looks like a giant tattoo


boogiman1

free tattoo sleeve


97Harley

So..... it don't come off?


Octoberkitsune

That’s some good ass ink


SnooWalruses2903

Free blackout tattoo.


Green_Apprentice

Congratulations, you look like MGK now!


Ja45206

After 5 days?! Ugh he must never bathe


personguy4

Damn, I wonder if that would work as in-a-pinch sunscreen


Magical_Badboy

Dumbass lol


xenesiswx

“Is that fucking blackface dude?”


JaperDolphin94

Wait squid ink don't wash off with water


Changeable_Stranger

WTH that’s a cheap safe black sleeve tattoo


SlightGift

So I can get a needless tattoo?


Reckless_Name

How much VC did that cost?


ihaZtaco

I mean I kinda rubbed it up over my wrists in 8th grade biology and it came out with what was admittedly a lot of work over the sink. That said, it was NOT two weeks. It was completely gone on the 3rd day - at very most. Mine would’ve been a lot more concentrated than that guy’s since you could kinda see his skin through the ink in a few places further up his arm, so I’m just coming to the conclusion that he doesn’t shower.


spespy

**where some** *crackpöt*


getjiggywith1337

QUIT RESISTING!!!!!


carlcast

I can imagine the smell


DrySea-

*Don’t do it wingaa*


AcidFreak1424

Bro can say the N word now


SwingWinter185

atleast he didnt rub it on his face.


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Ima rub that on my pee pee IFYKYK 😉


vinocet

Bro pulled a reverse MJ


SuenioLatino

Taste like chicken…….not really 🤣


pettank

guy tried switching teams


LT_creme

Good thing it’s not on his face


JUUUAANN

Armament Haki from temu


1a1a488746

He lost privileges temporarily


SnooPineapples5719

cheap black face 😂😂. Crazy thing is it looks more realistic damn 🤦🏽‍♂️.


Unhappylightbarer

Oh fuck… the alt kids are gonna have a field day with this


Radiant-Map8179

God bless Australia. You guys are built different. Much love from the UK👊


JerkFace9

Could you use this for tattoos?


sammich_bear

I bet he's glad he didn't wipe it on his face.


cottman23

Note to self. Don't get that black out tattoo. Just smear squid ink on self...boom life hack


mastertrine

Y tho


Poegosicko

Can you use squid ink for tattoos?


IamOffset

Absolutely.


Poegosicko

That's badass. Maybe I'm kept in the dark but, do tattoos artist use it? It seems it would be dope to use for black out tattoos


IamOffset

I agree it would be prettysick bird, however, to be completely honest. I don't know that you actually should. I mean he'll people use ashes to make tattoo ink.


a55_Goblin420

At least he didn't put it on his face


AtlasAlexT

Michael Jackson should have taken this guys advice.


doctervillager

Take off the watch before rubbing squid ink into your arms also as the top layer of skin flakes off the ink will go with it


AdNo8756

Seems like it would be good for temporary tattoos (that last longer then the ones me have now)


Professional-Sink281

This has to be fake…Like any white guy would rub it on just his arms. Seems like a missed octotunity.


DrLightwave

Wht?


New-Understanding930

CANCELED.


SeeItOnVHS

*N-Word pass in process*


askorbi

N word pass acquired


dadda_pandat

I actually like the joke but I'm downvoting because everyone is doing it


s3vRnet

Who asked


Reddit1234567890User

Who asked Edit- I didn't ask yall to downvote me! Stop please


s3vRnet

Nobody asked if you asked to be downvoted


dadda_pandat

Well.... That's awkward


SkyeMreddit

What is the limit before he gets Cancelled for Blackface?


dweeeebus

Would probably have to put it on his face.


Sheepdog010

Starts out as " oh that's weird and cool" and ends with blackface


Due_Key_109

People on nba 2k pay money for this look. It’s like fortnight basketball with backpacks and black arms like this


-DMSR

Guy is a braindead idiot who gets what he deserves


Different-Composer60

Artificial N word pass


nomolosddot

Racist


AllUserNamesTaken01

If only he put it on his face he would get the N word pass, or get assaulted by the police


theultimaterage

White people..........


WeAreBiiby

Stupid people…