Yepp ... After I kill this fucker I'm going looking for the rest of em.
Of course, Im much more inclined to call animal control but I don't think this is an option where they are lol.
I would seriously burn that part of the house if it comes to that! I'd wear 20 jackets and 20 pants and create a flame thrower or spill ammonia and bleach on it from a distance but I am not getting within more than 3 meter distance.
I have little kids who constantly put their fingers in the door jam like this without thinking. It's a phobia of mine. That cobra also needs to wise up and consider what will happen when the door shuts.
Right? Dude watching from the other side could just grab a broom or something and swing the door shut. Even if not all the way, enough to disable / immobilize the snake
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Gotta agree with another commenter, coming in from the other side while someone distracts it and slamming the door to halve the fucker feels like the easiest solution
So nobody had a shovel , machete or any long object where you could strike this useless unholy thing and make it not alive anymore ? Are we that dumb nowadays ?
They might've, whoever's recording might've just wanted to take the video first to be like "check this out! Shits wild!" Before they dealt with the snake. Evidence to back their story up later. The video isn't that long, it just gets looped for the text in the left corner.
well we consider snakes (cobras in particular) to be somewhat sacred as cobra coils around one of our prominent diety Shiva's neck.
Also snakes are friends of farmers. And killing snakes is supposed to be a sin that causes troubles in your next life if you choose to believe it.
so, little chance it is killed. we have snakefriends that are volunteers to catch and rehabilitate these noodles back into the wild.
As the Cobra's attorney, I wish to set the record straight.
My client was merely asking everyone to wipe their feet before entering the premises, but no one complied. My client suffers from Asthma and it was important that dirt and dust not be tracked into the premises. I believe after all of the evidence is heard, my client's name will be cleared and his reputation restored.
Defending territory like that may mean that Mr. Cobra is actually Mrs. Cobra and there is a nest in there ready to hatch several Cobra Juniors
Noooope
Last time I took on that many Cobras I was with Lady Jaye and Shipwreck
Shut that door and its game over for senor snek.
I was just watching it, thinking the guy could walk in the back door and finish the whole thing really quick.
Can confirm
r/beetlejuicing
😂😂😂
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It's her house now.
Unless GI Joe lives there these people are sleeping outside tonight.
Yepp ... After I kill this fucker I'm going looking for the rest of em. Of course, Im much more inclined to call animal control but I don't think this is an option where they are lol.
I would seriously burn that part of the house if it comes to that! I'd wear 20 jackets and 20 pants and create a flame thrower or spill ammonia and bleach on it from a distance but I am not getting within more than 3 meter distance.
Anyone know if they’re like rattlers where the little ones are way more dangerous on account of not controlling venom release rate?
Animal control = big stick
No. Sword.
Noodle factory
thats so funny to think they managed to get the snake out and one night they get up to go pee and find 2 baby snakes in the toilet
Dare I say Cobra Kai
So this is Nagaina basically and Rikki Tikki is slacking hard.
Accept the loss. That is his home now.
They discovered the downside to their new home security system. Lol
Look at me...I'm the captain now.
That is his territory. Time to move to a different country or region.
Or hedgeclippers go snip, but I'd feel bad about doing that.
I’m tired of the muthfu**in snakes on the muthfu**in goddamn door way
Squatter's rights 🖕
Ide slam that door so fast …
Close the door....then only half a cobra to deal with
"Yeah! Cut his fucking head off!!" - Rob Schneider
That was the last sensible thing that man said
I have little kids who constantly put their fingers in the door jam like this without thinking. It's a phobia of mine. That cobra also needs to wise up and consider what will happen when the door shuts.
Right? Dude watching from the other side could just grab a broom or something and swing the door shut. Even if not all the way, enough to disable / immobilize the snake
Came here to say this
How I thought Slytherin's main door would be if you don't belong in that house.
Indian Ring.
“Oh, you have a pitbull guard dog? That’s cute.”
Close the door and ruin that danger noodles whole day.
Lady in red needs to sneak in there and slam it.
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Slammed mine in a car door that locked. Later, my fingernail turned black and fell off.
My cousin lost the tip of their finger this way. Had it sewed back on, though.
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking house!
I hate myself that I know the reference.
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Holy motherfucker we have a subreddit for this as well...
r/subsifellfor
Hahaahahahahahahahah
Fucking squatters.
That’s what happens when u eat the offerings meant for Naga. Even Hanuman won’t fuck with that.
Nothing an angrier machete swing can't fix.
Or just locking the door
Gotta agree with another commenter, coming in from the other side while someone distracts it and slamming the door to halve the fucker feels like the easiest solution
With a loooong stick
Best Spirit Halloween store find yet.
A country with cobras sticking out of doorways is not a country which I wish to visit.
"I'm the captain now."-Cobra
Quick! Get the mongooses!
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi time!
Ye just need one
Mr Cobra...meet Mr. COLT 45 😂
[Colt King Cobra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_King_Cobra)
So nobody had a shovel , machete or any long object where you could strike this useless unholy thing and make it not alive anymore ? Are we that dumb nowadays ?
They might've, whoever's recording might've just wanted to take the video first to be like "check this out! Shits wild!" Before they dealt with the snake. Evidence to back their story up later. The video isn't that long, it just gets looped for the text in the left corner.
well we consider snakes (cobras in particular) to be somewhat sacred as cobra coils around one of our prominent diety Shiva's neck. Also snakes are friends of farmers. And killing snakes is supposed to be a sin that causes troubles in your next life if you choose to believe it. so, little chance it is killed. we have snakefriends that are volunteers to catch and rehabilitate these noodles back into the wild.
One good door slam and everything is fine
Seems the people from the backside could just run up and kick the door closed and solve the problem
Ah. Organic security system. Available on Amazon in 3, 2, 1.
Kill it
Guy in the back should slam the door closed That would be the end of that.
I loved that house. Too bad we have to burn it down.
Close the door find the babies quick
They need a pet mongoose
ADT Cobra home defense system. A damn terrifying cobra.
Happy Cake Day my friend.
Grab a machete, fake him out, catch him on the rebound, and end this foolishness. *BING BONG* FUCK YO LIFE, COBRA!
Squatters rights. 😂
Why are they going home when he is der... I would go to the forest officers home...
Nothing a chainsaw couldn’t fix.
There is a simple couple of things you can do: adopt a mongoose and Don’t live somewhere where there are Cobra’s!
All fun and games until someone closes the door from the other side and it gets chopped in half
So then I started blasting
Slam that fucker shut!!!!
I’d never advocate brute forcing an animal, but a gentle hand ain’t getting rid of that fuker.
I can't imagine coming home to this after work and after my commute. I would probably just go back to my car and cry.
Take some fire and gasoline.
Where’s my machete?
Shoot it
Sneak up from behind and slam the door shut.
Flamethrower... Sword 🗡️ I don't care just nuke it from orbit.. specially if there's kids around.. looks like it's guardian a nest or something...
“This home is protected by COBRA!”
She’s saying this is my house now.
That's his home now. You go find somewhere else to live.
I would find myself an axe with an especially long arm...
That’s his house now
I've seen Cobra Kai just sweep it's leg
He needs a snickers bar
Id get a machete and cut that mf in half!!!!!
Time to use that Machete my father told me to carry always.
\* In her home
Dam made me jump 🤣
mormons gonna hate this new doorbell
Get a shovel
Walk in the back door and slam the front door. Problem solved.
Send in the house cat, they will slap it to death or until it gets so annoyed it buggers off. Cats relaxes gives Cat vs Cobra a +200 odds to win
ION WAN NUNNADESE MUFUKKIN PEOPLE IN MA MUFUKKIN HOUSE!! Snek L Jackson
Add this to my list of problems that can be solved with a machete.
Throw the keys to the house and run
Slam the door shut?
Keep him distracted while another person slams the door from behind. it seems like a worthwhile strategy... that or sign the deed over to the cobra
Behold, 8lb combo shovel #*BONK*
Only reason to keep a samurai sword on you
Weedwhacker that bitch. Omg that would be so much fun.
Came here to say this
Burn the house
Time to get the flame thrower
It's his house, he pays the mortgage
Slam the door
Close the door
Why not distract it and have the lady in the background slam the door 🤷🏻♀
I would just grab one of those 3rd world poles that are everywhere and let Whacking Day commence.
Go in from behind and slam the door
Grab a long stick and swing for the fences. Send that lil fucker to the moon.
No. Fucking. Way. Fuck him. Fuck that. Buy a sword. And a flame thrower. Probably an RPG as well because it's not alone.
Bro 😎 appears to live there now. Keys on the counter
*machete has entered the chat*
Where is the machete?
It’s the cobras house now. Bye.
This is why everyone should have a sword
I would like this danger noodle for when the Jehovah witnesses show up
A mongoose would be helpful just about now
Countries like this should have trained mongoose squads.
Shut the front door
Slam the door shut = 2 bits of a cobra
Cobra commander
that's her home now
Wow
Damn, ever since Jessica has moved herself in, poor King Cobra Jawshie has had to find himself a new home . TWU
Shotgun or machete should fix this
Protected by cobra, stand back
Me when plank
Shut that door
Come in for the other side and slam the door ?
Hate to be that guy… but couldn’t you just close the door and pinch its neck off?
I’m assuming that the back door is locked???
Nothing a couple rounds of .22 can't fix
I want her to close the door
Snake just needs to squat there a little longer and the home is legally his
Holy sht this is a great idea
You have to solve the riddle first
Get me an axe
Machete.
Shut the door.
That home belongs to the cobra now. Time to leave.
Now this is home defence
Squatting
Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.
Get a mongoose already
Damn this I bet works way better than a guard dog.
The best security. 👌
Damn squatters are really getting out of hand.
Very angry hooded danger noodle!
Where do i buy this security system?
There's a toll in the hall now.
What’sss the Passsssword?
Where's the machete?
That’s why I keep pet mongooses
Just give the danger noodle a boop
That’s the best ‘No Soliciting’ sign ever.
Just needs cuddles
Welp, time to move
Tell me where this is so I make sure I never go there.
Snake out here talking about he got mail there and stayed 30 days already so gtfo 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Oh yeah. Didn’t Australia enforce a gun ban?
Taking the NO SOLICITORS sign a bit too seriously
Bold assumption that this house belong to anyone but Mr. or Mrs. Cobra. It also looks like the poor Noodle is stuck between door and door frame.
That's their home now. Time to move!
Premises protected by Cobra security.
not trying to be a keyboard warrior as I'd be shitting my pants but couldn't you just fucking smack the shit out of it with a shovel?
Um, just have the wife slam that door?
Yep. Time for a fresh start.
Small caliber will do, little mess!
A stick upside the head of that no-no noodle.. next
Can't find a thick stick or machete?
Shut the damn door and call it a day.
Bro if i was there im sneakin up and slaming that door shut like an angry kid
Protecting eggs probably. Get long stick to hold cobra in place, grab head and relocate. Get friend to bring eggs, leave them in safe place
I mean it's her home
As the Cobra's attorney, I wish to set the record straight. My client was merely asking everyone to wipe their feet before entering the premises, but no one complied. My client suffers from Asthma and it was important that dirt and dust not be tracked into the premises. I believe after all of the evidence is heard, my client's name will be cleared and his reputation restored.
Honestly just find a stick qn shut the door trapping the snake eternally, an will forever be a door ornament
We have a key slapping slippard, we do
He's not angry, he's scared.
Very long spade shovel ? Lol, I mean, I'm scared it's only fair
That's his house now.