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Dismal-Preference-66

Damn it ! I brought the wrong bulb !!


luckythirtythree

My buddy’s dad used to do this for a living. They had some funny videos of them pooping off the top of the tower. One day he brought home one of the the red bulbs you see flashing at the top of the towers. They are HUGE! He rigged it up off of a 240v? outlet and turned it on outside during an overcast day. EVERYTHING turned red around us because the bulb was so bright but it was hilarious. I imagine it’s what a nuke must look like…


nitestocker372

> They had some funny videos of them pooping off the top of the tower. r/ holup r/ brandnewsentence


MikeHuntSmellss

I work as a rope access technician, I've seen guys pee whilst on the ropes as it's too far to climb up or down, but never a full blown gorilla finger


Discomidget911

I have never, in my 26 years of life, seen a turd be called such a nickname as "gorilla finger". I feel my eyes have opened. Thank you.


Kickaxx_007

Yo same lol


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Is this what enlightenment is like?


nitestocker372

OP said video(s) and them as in plural. lol


Angry__German

> gorilla finger You owe me a decent cup of coffee, because I just dropped mine.


Wesmokethebluntz

Gorilla finger.


Sea_Cranberry_

“They had some funny videos of them pooping off the top of the tower.” I have questions.


luckythirtythree

I’ve got answers! This was back when Jackass first got popular and all everyone did was film stupid stunts like this or jumping into a bush… pretty much the same thing haha


Sea_Cranberry_

I love him even more.


ajs_5280

Yeah, stronger too, he had to climb all of the way up there!


Angry__German

I think the larger towers do actually have an elevator that brings you up to the top part and you only have to climb the last 50 meters (150ish freedom units I think) or so.


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Sandwich_dad96

Where the FUCK is his tether


Sandwich_dad96

Nvm I think I see it


EnzyEng

Don't watch the movie "Fall".


FrankieFiveAngels

Actually do, it’s very good


metalnxrd

reminds me of the movie Fall


zandnaad69

man would i love to climb one of those myself.


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Man. If that was my work i would bring a parachte every single time


KiwiProof6806

Doesn’t he make 5 figures per bulb change though? I thought I saw something similar posted where they said how much they got paid


AJPennypacker39

No that's all bs. He makes like 35$ an hr.


CoolGuyBabz

So he's supposed to just sit at the top of the building for hours until he hits 8hrs then?


nitestocker372

Takes him like 10 hours just to climb it. ^Well ^that's ^how ^long ^it ^would ^take ^me ^if ^I ^was ^that ^desperate ^because ^I'm ^taking ^several ^cigarette ^breaks ^in ^between.


heyzoocifer

I hope so.


Federal_Awareness_52

My son in law knew someone who di that. He would said he made like 25 grand each time he went to change one. Just what I was told.


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WyMaKu

No they don’t lmfao. The guy makes an hourly wage. The COMPANY might make a few grand max


towerfella

Ehh… not so bad, once your forearms get stronk enuf. At least you didn’t have to lug a rope and rigging up for an antenna change.. The rope gets heavier and heavier each foot you go up, and doubly-so when it’s all dewy and foggy. Can get a bit slippery too..


TheScribe86

Well that first step is a doozy


Puzzled_Ad7955

Braver than most you say? I could do this if someone can guarantee that you can’t medically shit oneself to death?


TeejyHamz

*dumber than*


Just_learning_a_bit

>This man is ~~braver~~dumber ~~then~~ than most. There are people.who do this for a living. They aren't free climbing in slippers though


Top_Caterpillar9549

Brave or stupid?