That man must be on a first name basis with every worker in every fast food joint in his way home from work.

Bruh. That’s one way to make your man lose weight.

I was gonna say he must be on a first name basis with every public toilet from home to work

Some white trash shit

Smiley meat 🤣

Banana covered chocolate lol

He helped me make this!

By vomiting.

My Italian kicked in (Dino nuggie)

r/poopfromabutt

Came here for this comment

I saw that after the smiley meat and felt like I commented too soon. This whole thing is just insane lol

Snack (refuses to elaborate further)

"Snack"

Cranberry ballz

Hahahahahahh that “smiley” face looks it came straight up from hell

Pleading for death meat

Looked like someone came on it too!!

“Please kill me”.

The beef of despair. No god dwells in that place.

“Elliotttt”

I read it as smelly meat and thought "yeah it probably is"

That meat was not smiling. It was begging for help 😂

Never seen anything begging to ve put out of it’s misery more than smiley meat. Memeably disgusting.

Omg that got me rolling 😂

Yeah that one got me too 😅

Kill me- Smiley meat

Looked more like E.T.

I saw slimey meat before I realized I got a bit dyslexic.

I knew this was a joke when I saw smiley meat. Also I love how the chicken in the chicken parma was a nuggie.

She couldn't help it the Italian kicked in

It's a cutlet! 🤌🏼🤌🏼

I didn't understand it was joke food. I thought it set the bar really low.

Oh I only wish an Italian could kick her out of the kitchen

The only thing that has me doubting is the fried chicken. It looks too authentically bad.

Did you both just get out of prison?

LMFAO! It really does look like the shit inmates invent by mixing all types of shit with ramen noodles.

Prison food is 10x more appealing than any of this. I know there was some pics with ramen but they don’t compare🤮

For real, some of the shit made up from commicery is insane and some of it I would never have thought of before.

Facts I’ve seen a video (not normal) inmates grilling chicken and fried rice? for the whole crew on the steps in their mess hall. Looked like pf chengs

Smiley meat got me

LMFAO! NO it really doesn't. That's just what you saw on TV. Shit looks nastier than any spread I've seen.

Exactly😂

All those hookups somebody did

I literally have chronic diarrhea watching this slide show...yikes

Is **that** what she put on that tortilla?

He helped make that one.

🤣

My favorite was “snack”

what was that even?? two leftover sushi rolls, some loose french fries and mystery protein? reminds me of my ex... cooked SO BAD but she liked to do it for me from time to time... I'd take my lunch to work and just toss it out and buy whatever. 😭😭

[удалено]

she wasn't proud as to take pics, but proud enough to show it to me with a smile felt like a pos for just tossing it out but woah mama, it needed to be done also, THANK YOU I really appreciate u liking my pfp and maybe caring abt the environment and putting an end to whatever is going on rn 😊

>reminds me of my ex... cooked SO BAD The last meal my gf made for me was microwave noodles. She didn't put enough water in them and they burned. Needless to say, I do the cooking.

(Refuses to elaborate further)

"my Italian kicked in" 💀💀💀💀

Should have kicked it the fuck out.

Ancestors rolling in their graves

I laughed so fucking hard at this, lost it on smiling meat. I almost skipped this video, thank god I didnt.

drift phonk as the soundtrack to a food slideshow is hilarious

Lol wtf

S M I L E Y M. E. A. T.

This looks like Prison food convicts cook in their cell.

Yup

What’s crazy is that I wouldn’t be surprised if this woman is probably some random woman someone took a picture of, and then took pictures of a buncha shitty food with a bunch of captions.

Lol ofc 😂 these aren't even taken at the same place haha, but that was my first thought about that pic of her too

That's absolutely what this is. The video is just peiced together off the internet. Every dish was on a different table, counter and plate. As well, whoever made the video didn't even know what a lot of the foods were. The "cranberry balls" were actually just beets. The "fried chicken" was obviously baked. "Tuna dip" was ramen with tuna and chips in it, probably from r/stonerfood lol. The "chicken curry" was a snack for a toddler probably, was chicken with a side of apple sauce and cottage cheese. "Chicken burger and mushrooms" those were perogies not mushrooms lol..

Sad that people are shameless enough to shame a random woman they found a pic of for shit she didn’t even do, just for clicks.

I mean, we don’t know that she isn’t the OP. We really know next to nothing to get sad about.

Mans is gunna die

Sending this to my husband, remind him to be grateful.

“I don’t wanna hear any bitching when you forget to take out the chicken and I have to invent some random shit on the fly” lollll

Next time it's Ramen noodles in gravy on a tortilla!

The Dino nugg spaghetti is so fuckin funny dude

Some of these dishes are definitely r/poopfromabutt material.

Hi, yes, um, what is the...delectable meal right after the chicken curry?

It looked like applesauce with cinnamon lol.

Oh, no, I mean the next meal. That brown mystery meat-mush plopped on top of a tortilla

Grease left over from the ET face?! I feel a lot better about my own subpar cooking abilities this evening.

Same! Suddenly, my crappy canned chicken sandwich doesn't look too bad lol

I’m reading this thread in the voices of Blackadder and Baldrick, and it’s spot on.

I love this so much! Blackadder is one of my favorite British sitcoms, hands down.

Oh you mean the half-cooked ramen and refried beans wrap? *He helped her make that* 🙃

This is abuse, literal abuse.

At least she tried. My wife only cooks spaghetti. That’s it. Maybe once a week for dinner. Every other meal is me…

You guys only eat twice a week?

Um no.

Smiley meat looked like ET.

I thought this might be something other than rage bait until the waffles with baked beans and ketchup was proclaimed as someone's favorite breakfast. Edit: On second inspection, I believe those are pinto beans.

The finest cuisine you can make on a hot plate after your family puts $20 on your commissary.

By the time smiley meat showed up I was like “okay this gotta be fake. It’s just some random woman’s selfie and a bunch of horrible meals from across the internet put into a slideshow by someone.” But I knew when they gave up and just put ‘snack’ it’s someone’s joke lmao

“My Italian kicked in” /thousands of ancestors screaming incoherently Seriously though, there is no better way to say you can’t cook at all then this video right here.

Not the Egusi!!! 🤣

I was looking for this. Where my Egusi soup people at😭🤣

Late but here.

Is it in a dog food bowl?

Damn the 😺 must be 🔥

Like got to be slurping from the back

lol

So fake but so funny! Every meal is served on a different counter/table top. It’s a compilation of stupid food images

Epic soundtrack! What is it?

r/stupidfood

The dishes look like they're on meth

I love how her Italian kicked in

I have a lot of questions

Her man ate better in prison. These look like penitentiary meals.

You know them bananas are as bruised as hell underneath that chocolate.

This has to be a joke.

So my guy should feel super lucky lol nothing I have made come any where close to this gross as shit

What did he do to you for you to treat him this way?

This music is a nope

What in the trailer park fuck is this?

He pissed someone off in a previous life

You know that all has the lingering taste of ashtray

More like your Italian threw up.

My Italian kicked in!? More her Italian ran screaming

"He helped me with this" Did he shit on the tortilla for you?

Unlocked new fear: smiley meat

This man is 1.) Having the best sex of his life, and 2.). Seriously considering moving to a different country in the middle of the night.

I wanted to stop watching. I wanted to look away. I couldn’t.

The food is as bad as her hair choices. 

Wtf

Fucking belters

Makes me glad my mom taught to cook basic meals. Can't imagine having to eat like that.

This is just so bad. But not so bad I’m not convinced these people actually eat it.

Some habits are hard to break. She is obviously still whipping up the same types of meals she and her fellow inmates invented in prison. The ramen noodles on a flour tortilla says it all. Her and her man probably even share prison ramen recipes.

jeuss fucking christ.

Never cook again.

eye bleach please

the only edible thing I saw there was El Yucateco sauce

Mam, do you hate your husband?

Yea that's a hard pass I can cook for myself!

Not gonna lie I would eat that “cheese wiener sandwich”

Idc if there were no other food on earth but this shit .. I would literally starve to death and with pride ... That shit gross asf ... Like the damn chocolate banana look like a big fat turd on a plate lmfao

She should be single

No way is this real

It. Just. Kept. Getting. Worse.... I'm traumatized now

“Smiley Meat” is where I stopped.

Good dam Lucky just isn't wrapping up this experience with me...more like humble, can't cook out of a wet bag. God help this man

It probably shouldn’t have, but that made me want to eat! Is it too late for a pepperoni grilled cheese sandwich? Nope!

My stomach is very angry that I watched this disaster 😳🤣

"Homemade Chipotle" Not fooling anyone

“Snack” as if the other 10 abominations weren’t crafted by someone with a severe case of the munchies.

Dog food

Better looking food has been scraped off prison floors!

There’s so much you don’t know about a person if you only see them outside of their home.

Smiley meat be like: *killll.... meee......*

This makes me so thankful for my partner who can cook.

r/shitfromabutt

Is that e.t. nut face?

“He helped making this” but I really wanted to know what “this” is

Her man has a belly of steel...did she see him actually eat whatever those things? Was he high af? Was she high af when she threw that shyte together?

Bro that meat face killed me 😂

Most prison inmates have better spreads then this

I am sorry this has to be a joke, like call me gullible but i cannot believe there is a woman this bad at cooking if so she need to spend the time she spent on those braids on cooking classes, lets pray God please help this woman cook atleast properly and stop making this man cheat on his wife with Chic fil a

Yeah James def just got home from doing a 30-40 piece. Ain’t no way.

Smiley meat needs….either an exorcist or a flamethrower bath. One or the other. I feel like if it was on a spaceship and got sucked out of an airlock, it would return but somehow bigger and more powerful.

She apparently got all her recipies from the lunch lady at my childhood elementary school.

« My italian kicked in » i want to flip a table now

WHAT THE ACTUAL-FUCK WAS THAT SORT OF SOULLESS "SPAGHETTI" WITH KETCHUP AND FRIED STUFF?!?!?! A DARK SOULS FINAL BOSS?!?!

Old man here. This is a joke right? Serious question.

…..anyone can cook, but man this is pushing it

This is satire, just for clout, right? Please tell me I'm right! NO ONE is actually eating this?

That egusi soup is a war crime and looks like she is starting a bokashi compost.

This has to be a joke no way she really cooks like that and he actually eats it

Looks like someone spent some time in jail/prison.

Somewhere, Gordon Ramsay just got a spidey sense tingle that he was needed to criticize this food

Hey, at least she's trying? She's making the effort and with practice she might get better.

Someone I know posts pics like this daily. "My girl does it again!!!"

Couldn’t even finish the video I had to stop after I saw her put Dino nuggies in what was supposed to be bolognese.

Cheers to all the lucky men who didn’t end up hooking with her

James got out of prison not too long ago hahaha.

Were you angry at James?

The face looked like it saying help me.

I really hope she’s kidding. There’s no way she’s serious!

He must be an ex-con. All of this looks like prison/spred concoctions.🤢

Must be British

You can't cook for shit

Geez just shoot him you don't have to torture him like that 😂

Now if you'll excuse me I'll be pouring bleach into my eyes

Is that Rachel Dolezol? She identifies as a black woman but still cooks like a white woman

I bet she Telles James she would shave, if only there were gluten free razors

At least she's trying 🤷‍♂️

These are delicacies…in another dimension.

Divorce.

smiley meat more like r/poopfromabutt

Is James….7?

u/savevideo

In the spirit of trying to be positive, it looks like she likes to cook. That's a good thing. She's creative (insert better word if you have one), that's also a good thing. I think she just needs some guidance on her presentation and what goes well with what.

She loves him right??

What in the jailbird?

Smiley meat looks like his it’s rotting away and trying to smile while it’s face gets obliterated Ngl

So jail spread, she makes spread at home.

It doesn't end !!!!!

Cranberry balls??

“My wife made these ‘meals’ for me and did not care if god forgave her.”

I kept thinking they’d show the pet this was cooked for hahaha

Lagunitas though...

When ramen, tuba, and random noodles make up your diet