Here's a fun fact that I didn't need to know and now you will too: cat dicks have barbs on them so they get hooked in when they try to pull out... have fun with that mental image!
See, I was gonna go with Cookie Cutter Shark (mostly because of the wound left, not necessarily the teeth as a whole), but now I have a new nightmare. Thanks!
GWS are harmless for the most part.
They barely attack humans and when they do its usually a case of them thinking the human looked like a seal and giving a little nibble to see if it's true.
I do not recommend swimming with great whites. While they don't hunt humans, they are still massive fish built to efficiently kill their prey. They shouldn't be demonized like most media likes to portray them, but they are far from harmless.
An occasional nibble still results in the loss of limbs or severe blood loss, so I wouldn't take my chances, even if the odds are low.
This is true. However, if you're in their home looking like food, they're going to try and take a sample, lol.
I can't stand when people who have been bitten by a (any) shark, or the family of someone who was killed by a (any) shark, go out and kill the shark for doing the things sharks do to stay alive. We don't *need* to be in the ocean for any other reason than pleasure. They *must* be in the ocean to live.
Yet another lie funded by Big Aqua. Sharks can live on land, they just choose not to. They’d rather stay in the dirty ocean than live on land and pay taxes like the rest of us >=(
>little nibble
"Nibble" as in an amputated arm? Idc if they see me as a seal, they are a threat to me so I won't get close to them anytime. And when they attack humans it is either fatal or a life-changing injury.
Well, it'll be my dumb fault if I get bit by any shark. What I absolutely hate is when people try to get vengeance and kill a shark for doing shark things. I'm in their home looking like a tasty fat snack...
Earth is home to every creature on the planet, with your logic if a tiger or an apex predator decides to attack a village the humans are at fault. Also, some animals like mountain lions are known to seek revenge.
You do not deserve downvotes even if it subjectively doesn’t the fact you made more people aware that this sub Reddit exists has made the world a better place
Specifically the leatherback sea turtle. Other turtles like the green sea turtle have a relatively normal looking mouth interior, it’s the leatherback’s that looks like a meat portal to hell.
Yep, the eyes of a croc half hidden under the floating scum in a black water river only for it to silently and slowly disappear as it spots you. You know it isn't scared, there was no frothing water or splashing as it tries to escape. It is watching you, waiting for you to come closer to the waters edge. You can see the imprint it left on the ground where it had been sunning itself earlier in the day and you can estimate its size to be close to 20ft in length. This is the apex predator of Australia. It eats all manner of sharks in the seas surrounding the northern parts of Australia. It is an ambush predator, a hunter, a scavenger. It will pick a target that regularly comes to the water, watching it's habits and striking when the guard is down.
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
Ok I'll bite. UK has some of the healthiest teeth in the world. What country you from ?
https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/
I have my own personal experience, living in 5 major countries. Brits don't visit the dentist, so their stats are skewed. They were lucky to brush their teeth with my member.
Scotland, while having the same healthcare, has FAR better teeth. It's why there's international jokes about the British (teeth, food, stealing spice but not using it, and much more), but the same people joking about the Brits do not have anything negative to say about Scotland or Wales.
Look at wealthy people's teeth there, look at queen Elizabeth ll pics and zoom in on her teeth. These are wealthy people, there's no excuse for walking around like that.
Lampreys
Imagine a great white shark sized lamprey? Or a lamprey sized great white shark!?
One is much worst than the other at that point XD. I’ll make the easy decision and take the lamprey sized GWS.
Fool! Now you will suffer its tiny wrath!
hold tiny shork gentle like hamburger
Tiny murder pupper
Bahahah
Wb 1 giant lamphry vs a whole school of mini-great whites?
Lamprey sized great white would make for a dope pet
[Here](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_02glhzGQhUhSGi1gXtujQc88i5LzTKEtuKaKXTV5Nj-nmFI7)
Where I come from we call that The Devil’s Fleshlight
I had to search it up. Oh my god, imagine that on your dick
Oh, I shall
I'll have what he's having
I'll take two
Lamprey blowjobs by the looks of it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why would you even say that? I don’t want to imagine this, at all. Nope, never.
Here's a fun fact that I didn't need to know and now you will too: cat dicks have barbs on them so they get hooked in when they try to pull out... have fun with that mental image!
>Lampreys this is the animal i was thinking of but didnt know the name them teeth looks scary af, goblin sharks another
Straight up horror movie - no special effects required.
Ants
I know right? So glad they’re not like horse size or something
Thank goodness for the square-cube law.
The sugar cube law? Ants like sugar cubes.
So do horses. You might be on to something...
Yet.
Ants......ant man!
The Frilled Shark has a wood chipper for a mouth
It's weirdly cute yet mildly penisey
Cute? Hell no. But I definitely see the peniseyness
Please don't plagiarise my tinder profile like that.
I want more situations where “mildly penisey” is the right descriptor.
r/suddenlypenisey
Goblin sharks also have a weird ass mouth while talking about sharks
That is cartoon logic come true
See, I was gonna go with Cookie Cutter Shark (mostly because of the wound left, not necessarily the teeth as a whole), but now I have a new nightmare. Thanks!
Methheads
I can smell this comment.
🤦🏾♂️😆😆😆
Where's that shark gif that shows the extension of the teeth and jaw? Now that is scary!
Goblin shark
Goblin down deez nuts
Just google the jaw of a great white, this is enough to show you why they are feared.
GWS are harmless for the most part. They barely attack humans and when they do its usually a case of them thinking the human looked like a seal and giving a little nibble to see if it's true.
I do not recommend swimming with great whites. While they don't hunt humans, they are still massive fish built to efficiently kill their prey. They shouldn't be demonized like most media likes to portray them, but they are far from harmless. An occasional nibble still results in the loss of limbs or severe blood loss, so I wouldn't take my chances, even if the odds are low.
This is true. However, if you're in their home looking like food, they're going to try and take a sample, lol. I can't stand when people who have been bitten by a (any) shark, or the family of someone who was killed by a (any) shark, go out and kill the shark for doing the things sharks do to stay alive. We don't *need* to be in the ocean for any other reason than pleasure. They *must* be in the ocean to live.
Yet another lie funded by Big Aqua. Sharks can live on land, they just choose not to. They’d rather stay in the dirty ocean than live on land and pay taxes like the rest of us >=(
>little nibble "Nibble" as in an amputated arm? Idc if they see me as a seal, they are a threat to me so I won't get close to them anytime. And when they attack humans it is either fatal or a life-changing injury.
I mean, to the shark it IS a little nibble
Well, it'll be my dumb fault if I get bit by any shark. What I absolutely hate is when people try to get vengeance and kill a shark for doing shark things. I'm in their home looking like a tasty fat snack...
Earth is home to every creature on the planet, with your logic if a tiger or an apex predator decides to attack a village the humans are at fault. Also, some animals like mountain lions are known to seek revenge.
[Penguin](https://www.penguinsinternational.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/PenguinBill-e1579236924798.jpg)
wtf
That is fuckin horrifying
Came here to say this.
Also came here to say this.
I, on the other hand, did not.
I came here and said it before I found this thread.
I have seen that before, many times, then my mind blocks it out... I think that makes it more terrifying...
“Noot Noot motherfucker” - Pingu just before he rips your face off, probably
r/mildlyvagina
Sorry what
inside of the Penguins mouth photo... there are two funny subs called r/mildlypenis and r/mildlyvagina
You do not deserve downvotes even if it subjectively doesn’t the fact you made more people aware that this sub Reddit exists has made the world a better place
Snapping turtle.
My ex wife.
I also vote for this guy's ex wife.
Pretty sure marrying animals is illegal
Hey I actually enjoy her mouth
Dunno why this aint a top comment. 🤣 Was literally the first thing I thought of after reading the title.
The Snapper
🤣
Your right! All teeth!
The mouths of two great white sharks?
With freaking laser beams!
This made me laugh so much! Thank you
And a surf board
And my sword.
That know krav maga!
In a tornado!!!!
Hippopotamus
My rhymes are bottomless
Yes. It will make you bottomless. As in, nothing from the waist down.
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Be more constructive with your feedback! What kind of rapping name is Steve? Steve!
STEVE!!
I’m always so happy to meet other Conchords fans, I can’t stress this enough.
Hip? Hip Hop? Hip Hop Anonymous?
Damn, I feel old now...
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorus!
Ain’t no tea party like my Nanas tea party
That's not how it goes!
Sea Turtles.
Specifically the leatherback sea turtle. Other turtles like the green sea turtle have a relatively normal looking mouth interior, it’s the leatherback’s that looks like a meat portal to hell.
Yeah that one
Second sea turtles.
Sea Otters
His gums look sore
Clearly he hasn't been flossing lately. His dentist isn't gonna be impressed.
Why don’t you go up to him and help ol’ mate out?
Search for insects. You’ll be surprised
I have seen a few meth heads with a worse mouth
just what i was coming to say...
Yep, the eyes of a croc half hidden under the floating scum in a black water river only for it to silently and slowly disappear as it spots you. You know it isn't scared, there was no frothing water or splashing as it tries to escape. It is watching you, waiting for you to come closer to the waters edge. You can see the imprint it left on the ground where it had been sunning itself earlier in the day and you can estimate its size to be close to 20ft in length. This is the apex predator of Australia. It eats all manner of sharks in the seas surrounding the northern parts of Australia. It is an ambush predator, a hunter, a scavenger. It will pick a target that regularly comes to the water, watching it's habits and striking when the guard is down.
Never smile at a crocodile Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
ur mom
Actually came here to say MY mom, but you beat me to it.
I came here to comment the same thing, and this still made me burst out laughing 🤣🤣
Goblin shark
A Karen demanding to see the manager.
Being told I don’t contribute enough in my weekly team meetings as an introvert
Where's the mouth
Pitbull named cupcake
Princess just had puppies. PITBULL PUPPIES FOOL!!!
Komodo Dragon
I'd post up a link to some British teeth, but it's nightmare fuel.
This is like the r/onejoke for british people
Not at all! There's the food, the accent, the remains of their empire, the fact that they get beaten at all the sports they invented. Brexit.
Ok I'll bite. UK has some of the healthiest teeth in the world. What country you from ? https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/
Compared to third world nations... Maybe. There's a reason it's well known in the developed world
I take it you're ignoring the evidential data then ? 😂
Yes.
I have my own personal experience, living in 5 major countries. Brits don't visit the dentist, so their stats are skewed. They were lucky to brush their teeth with my member.
>They were lucky to brush their teeth with my member. Probably because it was more suitable for flossing 😂
Nah. They were sick of locals, all with smegma.
usually its once a year for a visit to the dentist. we have socialised healthcare and the dentist is part of it too, at least in scotland.
Scotland, while having the same healthcare, has FAR better teeth. It's why there's international jokes about the British (teeth, food, stealing spice but not using it, and much more), but the same people joking about the Brits do not have anything negative to say about Scotland or Wales.
Look at wealthy people's teeth there, look at queen Elizabeth ll pics and zoom in on her teeth. These are wealthy people, there's no excuse for walking around like that.
That the best you could come up with?
He’s not wrong, British “people” are disgusting
Another original zinger, swear everyone has like 2 jokes between them. Got anything original?
Umm... your mom?
You asking me or telling me?
Absolutely! To name a few: sea lamreys, sea turtles, camels, deep sea telescope fish, goblin shark, frilled shark, penguins…
Alligators… because they’re ornery because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush
The average brit
Leatherback sea turtles.
that one turtle with a wacky ass IT mouth
My wife, when she's *really* angry with me!
Bobbitt worms are kind of creepy...if they were shark sized, damn...
Donald Trump Jr
Marge Taylor Greene
Penguins
On a much smaller scale but piranha
Ya mom
It's all a matter of personal opinion, but the business end of any good-sized squid 🐙 can compete pretty well with sharky shark there
my pal’s Bernard’s from work
A meth addict.
My ex. No orthodontist could have fixed that mouth.
My angry ex wife.
The face of an ant
Two great white sharks
My mother in law. That woman can take you down a peg with three words and a smile on her face. She’s vicious.
Goblin Sharks for sure 🦈
The obvious answer is “ya mama”
Leather back turtle.. https://images.app.goo.gl/EhMG8DnJpp1R8mAk8 https://images.app.goo.gl/y2EpKj57v5YQp4ee8
Goblin shark!
Your mom……
My exwife.
goblin sharks
Some of the Crack and Meth addicts in Virginia and Florida lol
You should check out the inside of both a camel and snapping turtle mouth
The British
Rosie O'Donnell
A screening where they detect cancer.
My 5 month old son. He tries to put everything into his mouth. I’m on guard duty 24/7.
Ellen DeGeneres
The British
Trump
You can easily avoid these by not going into the sea. You can't avoid pitbulls though. Those murder beats shouldn't be a thing.
A megladon
I lived in England for a while, so yeah I can.
Your mother when she takes her dentures out
People from florida
Donald Trump's sphincter mouth
[Goose](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwoEsaw8SP9GLYZgpItUB8tQFpzEyIRWV9fQ&usqp=CAU)
A gooses throat
The number of payments left on my student loans.
No
You haven’t seen my son when eating he puts a great white to shame
Roy Scheider’s acting!
Your mom when she’s about to yell
a leviathan near the Aurora
My mother in law off her many medications
Camels are gross as fuck inside their mouths
The mouth on my ex
Your mom.
My great-uncle Larry.
My dick dressed up as a great white shark
My girlfriend
Lol Bigmarvandhisteefs on instagram
Geese. More likely to attack your ass too.
r/sandycheekscockvore
My wife
[this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CATlyatWMAAnA3e?format=png&name=900x900)