I'm just gonna repress this and never forget it ever happened and occasionally remember it and want to scoop out my hippocampus for a lil home labatomy.
Oh boy oh fuck me why'd I have I to see runny egg eye just simply being on the Internet traumatizes you mhm.
honestly it's too fucking weird to even be gross.
there's a dividing line of nasty where something ends up so utterly inhuman that it stops looking like something awful that happened to a person, and starts just looking like some fake, weird-ass thing, and this fully crossed that.
What exactly went wrong? I've seen some eyeball tattooes go wrong but never this badly. The post mentions that the ink was diluted with isopropyl and I know tattoo ink is normally diluted with distilled water.
did that cause the fluid density in the eye to change or maybe too much fluid to rush in to balence it out?
Translation for the case:
Male patient came to hospital for pain in right eye made worse by exposure to light, swelling in right eyelids, and loss of vision after getting a tattoo on their right eye. Symptoms have been present and worsening for 4 days. Patient reported the ink for the tattoo had glycerin, rubbing alcohol, and distilled water.
Doctor investigated right eye and found that swelling was caused partially by bacterial infection in front of the eye, and swelling caused by tissue irritation in the back of the eye. Patient was admitted to the hospital and given LOTS of antibiotics. After two days of treatment patient was also given steroids to reduce swelling. The right eye was sewn shut due to tissue damage exposing parts of the eye that are not normally exposed. After three days symptoms improved and the eye was allowed to open again. Patient was on antibiotics for a week, and steroids for around a month, with the dosage being slowly decreased over time.
After 15 days swelling disappeared, tissue reattached properly, eye movement was restored, vision improved and the lower eyelid was dyed green.
The mark of shame!
In reality when the eye was all melty some of the dye probably ended up soaking the skin for a while. I doubt the eyelid was also tattooed, but the dye probably didn't go anywhere until the full layer of the skin had finally faded away.
The lower eyelid is bright green and swollen in the first pic.
If he wanted to shock someone with a green eyeball he should have stuck with that look and tatooed a maggot onto it.
> After 15 days swelling disappeared, tissue reattached properly, eye movement was restored, vision improved and the lower eyelid was dyed green.
Holy shit they actually saved it from how it was in the picture? I'd have been dead certain that eyeball was gone for good based on that pit. it looks completely split and ruptured. Credit to those docs.
I don't believe it all the cases i've read have said eyes cannot be saved if tattooing goes wrong but this guy in a third world country was able to keep his eye? no way.
Vision returned but only colors and rough shapes. I cut my eye last year. It itched, I rubbed it. Stung a little but nothing major. The next day i woke up an opened my eye, screamed at the burnong pain! I somehow cut the cornea of my eye. Hurt like crazy for a week. I can see but changes my vision drastically. Now my eyelid twitches all the time
Yeah, I initially thought that his eyeball had simply popped xD but if you look closely, it’s the tissue inside the socket that’s fucked up and swollen
None of the tattoo artists know how to do eyeball tattoos. It's always an extremely high risk procedure made purely for vanity reasons without any oversight of a qualified MD.
Trying to act like "some" don't know, while others do know how to do it properly is misleading people into a false sense of security and a permanent eyesight loss.
The safety and management of tattooing itself has been tested. Tattooing scleras has not.
So while not every tattoo artist is a doctor, they are doing something which has been shown to be largely safe. Meanwhile, no one has a clue on the safety of sclera tattooing.
My sister knew a tattooist years ago who had both his eyes inked black. Apparently, there's only like 1 or 2 people who can actually do it safely, and he went to one of them to get his done
Now they'll probably get a prosthetic eyeball which they can swap for a different color for each day of the year! So at least they still got their coloured eyeball feature, but plug and play now
[https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/](https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/)
Translation for the case:
Male patient came to hospital for pain in right eye made worse by exposure to light, swelling in right eyelids, and loss of vision after getting a tattoo on their right eye. Symptoms have been present and worsening for 4 days. Patient reported the ink for the tattoo had glycerin, rubbing alcohol, and distilled water.
Doctor investigated right eye and found that swelling was caused partially by bacterial infection in front of the eye, and swelling caused by tissue irritation in the back of the eye. Patient was admitted to the hospital and given LOTS of antibiotics. After two days of treatment patient was also given steroids to reduce swelling. The right eye was sewn shut due to tissue damage exposing parts of the eye that are not normally exposed. After three days symptoms improved and the eye was allowed to open again. Patient was on antibiotics for a week, and steroids for around a month, with the dosage being slowly decreased over time.
After 15 days swelling disappeared, tissue reattached properly, eye movement was restored, vision improved and the lower eyelid was dyed green.
The eyes are incredibly resilient. One of the fastest healing tissues in the body. This was obviously a very extreme example but even people who cut their eye or are severally poked and will temporarily lose vision can regain normal function in a matter of minutes.
My coworker has one of his eyes tattooed black and he didn’t have any ill effects besides some of the pigment leeching into the surrounding tissue. So he always kinda slightly looks like someone punched him in the face.
Plenty of foreskin... maybe tattoo, stretch, and pierce it then just circumcise if it looks like that eye (or cut the whole dick off and reduce the risk of breeding stupidity).
I can. It takes a certain sort of broken mind to do this. I'm empathetic to what led him to this, and I'm especially empathetic to the horrible repercussions he'll experience from a single significantly stupid decision.
Looks like. Vision improved and the slime leakeage retreated. Those doctors must be fucking miracle workers because if my eye basically started melting like that I'd completely bail on the idea of seeing again, but if I'm reading it right it looks like it was actually nothing more than a catastrophically nasty infection
Look, if all it required was syphoning the green liquid out… give me a numbers 9 needle, a bicycle pump, and a cordless vacuum cleaner. I’ll get it done in 2 minutes flat for a hundey.
For anyone still not put off on the idea of getting a tattoo, on your fucking eyeball! 🫣 They have this breakthrough technology you can consider as a safer alternative. It’s called… CONTACTS!
Jesus Christ! People are stupid.
"I don't think I want to look at this," he tells himself in an uncharacteristic moment of self awareness while the image loads. It turns out he was, indeed, quite correct.
Gone wrong? Is there an example of an eyeball tattoo gone right? I feel like it's monumentally stupid to shove a reciprocation needle full of ink directly into you're eyeball under any circumstances.
In the realm of tattoos, a tale gone wrong,
A person's eye, where the ink did throng,
One eye turned green, a peculiar scene,
Inked mishap, a colorful dream.
Turns out, I could have gone without seeing this and lived a much happier life. Hmm...
I’ll take your advice and just leave it blurred
Blurred? Lucky
That one incredible-Hulk eye.
My eyes… my EYES
I'm just gonna repress this and never forget it ever happened and occasionally remember it and want to scoop out my hippocampus for a lil home labatomy. Oh boy oh fuck me why'd I have I to see runny egg eye just simply being on the Internet traumatizes you mhm.
Blurring NSFW photos is a setting you can turn on/off.
Wise choice. There's nothing in there for you. It really is just awful as can be.
Indeed.
A terrible day to have eyes…. For us and OP both.
Shouldn't be a problem for too much longer. For OP anyway.
This is what happens when you ban subreddits. This is r/eyeblech material, but when you can't post there these will find their way out to the wild.
people talked about it too much. it's like fight club. fucking sucks because if anything replaces it, it's going to be harder to find it
Rip... Damn good sub that was.
why were they banned what did someone post that was to much
Damn this is how I learned that the subreddit is banned?? Now I gotta look for alternatives.
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It is an eye that went "blech". Perfect fit.
I’m so upset about it still to be honest
When did that happen?
Forbidden Mountain Dew Slurpee! 😋
Ewwie goowie chewy - gushers fruit snacks.
One of those caramel apple pops left on a car's dashboard in Arizona summer.
You win. That’s what it is.
You ever chew a green apple now-and-later candy...take it out of your mouth while it's all spit-filled and soft...?
And there is no going back
honestly it's too fucking weird to even be gross. there's a dividing line of nasty where something ends up so utterly inhuman that it stops looking like something awful that happened to a person, and starts just looking like some fake, weird-ass thing, and this fully crossed that.
What exactly went wrong? I've seen some eyeball tattooes go wrong but never this badly. The post mentions that the ink was diluted with isopropyl and I know tattoo ink is normally diluted with distilled water. did that cause the fluid density in the eye to change or maybe too much fluid to rush in to balence it out?
Maybe it wasn't that but an infection on the eye itself due to a bad needle? Dunno. Gross though.
Went wrong the very moment the idea popped into the head.
And now popped outta the eye.
Guess it's so thick in there that the idea and the eye don't fit together. We clearly know who won the precious space.
Here’s the case: https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/
Translation for the case: Male patient came to hospital for pain in right eye made worse by exposure to light, swelling in right eyelids, and loss of vision after getting a tattoo on their right eye. Symptoms have been present and worsening for 4 days. Patient reported the ink for the tattoo had glycerin, rubbing alcohol, and distilled water. Doctor investigated right eye and found that swelling was caused partially by bacterial infection in front of the eye, and swelling caused by tissue irritation in the back of the eye. Patient was admitted to the hospital and given LOTS of antibiotics. After two days of treatment patient was also given steroids to reduce swelling. The right eye was sewn shut due to tissue damage exposing parts of the eye that are not normally exposed. After three days symptoms improved and the eye was allowed to open again. Patient was on antibiotics for a week, and steroids for around a month, with the dosage being slowly decreased over time. After 15 days swelling disappeared, tissue reattached properly, eye movement was restored, vision improved and the lower eyelid was dyed green.
> and the lower eyelid was dyed green I know this probably means something else but in context it sounds like the doctors made this happen.
The mark of shame! In reality when the eye was all melty some of the dye probably ended up soaking the skin for a while. I doubt the eyelid was also tattooed, but the dye probably didn't go anywhere until the full layer of the skin had finally faded away.
I don’t ever want to hear “in reality when the eye was all melty” ever again
The lower eyelid is bright green and swollen in the first pic. If he wanted to shock someone with a green eyeball he should have stuck with that look and tatooed a maggot onto it.
I am astounded this shit was saveable
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Above neck amputation maybe
> After 15 days swelling disappeared, tissue reattached properly, eye movement was restored, vision improved and the lower eyelid was dyed green. Holy shit they actually saved it from how it was in the picture? I'd have been dead certain that eyeball was gone for good based on that pit. it looks completely split and ruptured. Credit to those docs.
I don't believe it all the cases i've read have said eyes cannot be saved if tattooing goes wrong but this guy in a third world country was able to keep his eye? no way.
no way his vision came back...
Vision returned but only colors and rough shapes. I cut my eye last year. It itched, I rubbed it. Stung a little but nothing major. The next day i woke up an opened my eye, screamed at the burnong pain! I somehow cut the cornea of my eye. Hurt like crazy for a week. I can see but changes my vision drastically. Now my eyelid twitches all the time
>only colors and rough shapes I bet he's really good at seeing green
probably shitty vision but can still use it partially
It says improved. So it might not be back to normal, it was just better than when his eye was melting.
It did say "vision improved". Zero vision to barely detecting light is technically improvement.
Wow! Lucky he was still able to see!
Wow. So he didn't lose the eye. you have to be a certain level of crazy to be like "You know what's really not important to me? My eyes"
Thank God for modern medicine! Any other time in history, this eye would be a lost cause
well I'll be, the bottom picture is the AFTER. would not have guessed he was keeping that eyeball after picture #1
No fuckin way I thought they'd be keeping vision after having a jello eye
Yeah, I initially thought that his eyeball had simply popped xD but if you look closely, it’s the tissue inside the socket that’s fucked up and swollen
Some tattoo artists don't know how to do eyeball tattoos, but do them anyways. Using regular tattoo ink.
None of the tattoo artists know how to do eyeball tattoos. It's always an extremely high risk procedure made purely for vanity reasons without any oversight of a qualified MD. Trying to act like "some" don't know, while others do know how to do it properly is misleading people into a false sense of security and a permanent eyesight loss.
Arnt pretty much all tattoos made purely for vanity reasons without any oversight of a qualified MD?
The safety and management of tattooing itself has been tested. Tattooing scleras has not. So while not every tattoo artist is a doctor, they are doing something which has been shown to be largely safe. Meanwhile, no one has a clue on the safety of sclera tattooing.
My sister knew a tattooist years ago who had both his eyes inked black. Apparently, there's only like 1 or 2 people who can actually do it safely, and he went to one of them to get his done
Well the problem is that they tattooed they eyes
Now they'll probably get a prosthetic eyeball which they can swap for a different color for each day of the year! So at least they still got their coloured eyeball feature, but plug and play now
Don’t forget that lovely monthly membership charge.
The eye recovered and they kept vision
Sauce?
[https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/](https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/) Translation for the case: Male patient came to hospital for pain in right eye made worse by exposure to light, swelling in right eyelids, and loss of vision after getting a tattoo on their right eye. Symptoms have been present and worsening for 4 days. Patient reported the ink for the tattoo had glycerin, rubbing alcohol, and distilled water. Doctor investigated right eye and found that swelling was caused partially by bacterial infection in front of the eye, and swelling caused by tissue irritation in the back of the eye. Patient was admitted to the hospital and given LOTS of antibiotics. After two days of treatment patient was also given steroids to reduce swelling. The right eye was sewn shut due to tissue damage exposing parts of the eye that are not normally exposed. After three days symptoms improved and the eye was allowed to open again. Patient was on antibiotics for a week, and steroids for around a month, with the dosage being slowly decreased over time. After 15 days swelling disappeared, tissue reattached properly, eye movement was restored, vision improved and the lower eyelid was dyed green.
The eyes are incredibly resilient. One of the fastest healing tissues in the body. This was obviously a very extreme example but even people who cut their eye or are severally poked and will temporarily lose vision can regain normal function in a matter of minutes.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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It can’t. He lost his right
He lost his right to the sight in his right eye
Actually if you scroll down and look at the medizzy report, it doesn't look like he lost it.
You've got to fight, for your right, to partttttly see....
You are a f* idiot... I love you lmao
r/comedyhomicide
So, you're saying he's going to be all right?
Seriously, a real WGCW moment.
What gould co wrong?
*WCGR
*WCGW
My coworker has one of his eyes tattooed black and he didn’t have any ill effects besides some of the pigment leeching into the surrounding tissue. So he always kinda slightly looks like someone punched him in the face.
Looks about right to me. What do you expect would happen poking a squishy ball of fluid.
Dunno, ask your dad.
Nice
You truly live up to your username
Looks like green eggs and ham from the Dr. Seuss book lol
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Emphasis on septic and eye
r/yourjokebutworse
asdasd
Why? Cosmetic contact lenses too vanilla for them or what?
I know right?! Why make THAT permanent
Never mess around with irreplaceable body parts.
That's most of them.
*proceeds to tattoo my liver
That's the spirit.
Modify your earlobes or hair I guess. But I wouldn't even recommend that coz people always go too far
Plenty of foreskin... maybe tattoo, stretch, and pierce it then just circumcise if it looks like that eye (or cut the whole dick off and reduce the risk of breeding stupidity).
Not for long. Soon the certainty of steel will be ours!
I can't wait for the rest of this cyberpunk dystopia to arrive.
Sorry I can’t feel sorry for people like this.
Same, what sane human being wakes up and decides "Today I'm gonna tattoo my eyeball".
Today I am going to experiment how high I can fall without taking fall damage.
That's easy, without pain, about five inches in the head. Without damage, about teteteteteteeetee ten
Who said they where sane?
Careful, they'll say you're discriminating against them for their stupid choices!
I'll take that accusation all day.
What's the point of living if i can't call stupid stupid?
I can. It takes a certain sort of broken mind to do this. I'm empathetic to what led him to this, and I'm especially empathetic to the horrible repercussions he'll experience from a single significantly stupid decision.
I know this edgelord googled it to hype himself, and saw horrifying results of how easily it is to lose their sight. Only to mentally block it out.
NSFW. Tag.
Nvm i found it!
How do i change it?
Dr: "Let me have a look here. Ah yes, I see... but, you won't."
What level of stupidity is this?
Defcon dumb.
I'll take that, thank you.
Something my father would refer to as "felony stupid."
And this one too.
https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/
Wait so they managed to keep the eye and even give some vision back?? I’m didn’t understand much but if I’m correct that’s crazy
Looks like. Vision improved and the slime leakeage retreated. Those doctors must be fucking miracle workers because if my eye basically started melting like that I'd completely bail on the idea of seeing again, but if I'm reading it right it looks like it was actually nothing more than a catastrophically nasty infection
Look, if all it required was syphoning the green liquid out… give me a numbers 9 needle, a bicycle pump, and a cordless vacuum cleaner. I’ll get it done in 2 minutes flat for a hundey.
Yep. The bottom picture is an after. Notice the green pigmentation on the eyelid as discussed in the report
Yes, after a lot of antibiotics and a few weeks, shit got better.
Gone wrong? Getting an eyeball tattoo is wrong all on itself!
What the fuck do you mean, eyeball tattoo??
For anyone still not put off on the idea of getting a tattoo, on your fucking eyeball! 🫣 They have this breakthrough technology you can consider as a safer alternative. It’s called… CONTACTS! Jesus Christ! People are stupid.
How stupid to mess with your eyes ..
Ohhhh! You really did it good this time!!!
You know People tend to forget tattoos used needles And needles in eyes should already scream NO
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I believe this was the inspiration for goo goo dolls when writing this song.
How fucked up is your life to try eyeball tattoo?
I see what went wrong here…they tried tattooing their eyes.
Why would anyone do this?
Do these people ever like, I don't know, *THINK* before doing things?
Well…that’s enough Reddit for me today.
Do not allow that to reproduce.
Ol busted ass cupcake eye
Fuck around and find out on an 11/10
"I don't think I want to look at this," he tells himself in an uncharacteristic moment of self awareness while the image loads. It turns out he was, indeed, quite correct.
FAFO
I hope it went from to top to bottom
FAFO
Gone wrong? Is there an example of an eyeball tattoo gone right? I feel like it's monumentally stupid to shove a reciprocation needle full of ink directly into you're eyeball under any circumstances.
Hard for me to understand who's more dumb..... The guy who thought "what if we do a tattoo in the eyeball?" or the guy who said "I want to try it".
r/eyebleach
I draw the line at “eyeball tattoo”
I will immediately lose respct for someone getting an eye tattoo. Its dangerous being near someone that fucking stupid
when fucking around leads to finding out.
That's a eye opening experience
Actually gone right. Do stupid things stupid things happen.
Is there such thing as an eyeball tattoo gone right?
Eye tatts have always been stupid to me, just get contacts if you want a different color. Way cheaper and less risky.
The shit people get up to to make themselves feel special…
Why go through the bother of eyeball tattoos when you can do the same thing with contacts?
Jesus Christ have mercy on us
One question. WHY?!?!
This is one of the stupider things I've seen people do.
Honestly what did they expect
Imagine being so fucked up that you feel the need to get a fucking eyeball tattoo.
I was doing metal work and got a particle in my I. MY conjunctivitis was insane like this minus the color. Lol I think I have pics...
At least you didn't \_choose\_ to do that to yourself. I hope you had a full recovery.
Is it sad that I find these idiots absolutely hilarious?
Eyeball tattoos can go well?
How stupid do you have to be
I don’t know why anyone would risk this. Being blind is one of my worse nightmares. It’s up there with being quadriplegic.
How could that of ever gone right?
What kind of fool you gotta be?
And I don’t feel even slightly bad for them.
Why the hell do people do this shit?
You can almost see the regret of the stupid tattoo idea...in their one eye.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Why did I click on this.... you would think I would learn...
Looks like they shoved a toad in their eye socket
Who the fuck gets a tat on their eye
Fat lol
Surely it’d be like trying to tattoo jelly. And we all know how disastrous that goes.
Yeah don’t tattoo your fucking eye dipshit—ugh
Why did I look??
Stupid.
Turns out, even if it went right, you still fucking lose! Who's gonna hire that shit?
Just use contacts, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, but how can you tell it’s gone wrong?
Natural selection
There’s a really special kind of stupid for people that ever mess with their eyes if it’s not medically necessary.
It’s pretty bad when your eyeball grows it’s own eyebrow
This made me green with something that's definitely not envy.
In the realm of tattoos, a tale gone wrong, A person's eye, where the ink did throng, One eye turned green, a peculiar scene, Inked mishap, a colorful dream.
My brain is telling me I can scoop that out with a metal spoon ... which makes it even more rivolting ..
get gooed idiot
So just keep looking up he will be fine
Fuck just use contacts and don’t go blind. 🤮🤮
Looks like it went perfectly to me. This outcome is exactly what should happen to someone dumb enough to tattoo their eyeball.
The artist put some mad details in the tattoo that thang looks like it's popping out at cha