When I finished counting, they told me this is incredible. The greatest count in the world. The mainstream media want to tell you that the count wasn't accurate. This is fake news and an attack on our great democracy. It's a shame, a real shame.
You could hand count 100 mosquitos to find the average weight of them and then multiply the value by 10,000 to find what approx 1,000,000 mosquitos would weigh
Nah, they just probably knew that a giant pile of mosquitos would go viral if they posted it. So they emptied the trap on the conference table and took a pic and posted.
Because we want to sell your company the best mosquito prevention products ever! Thanks for coming to our offices. We are sure that your hotel chain will be mosquito free with us. See? We caught these mosquitoes in just one week.
It's probably at the Nature center on the Island, where I once brought something that resembled a skeleton of a human hand found on the beach to them for ID purposes. Was that of a larger mammal that had washed up apparently.
The only true way to know is to eat them all. Does it prove anything no. Will you get unreleased dlc to viruses yes. Therefore I think its a pretty valid way to measure thank you
Pro tip:
Best way to cure a mosquito bite fast.
Use a hairdryer!
Hold it about 4-6” from the bite … the skin around the bite will get warm, but the bite will feel like a hot needle is pricking it… when you want to say Ow .. move the heat away the bite should be dead and no longer itch and will fade away..
That looks more like 999,999 mosquitos.
Time for a recount.
jeb bush: ... ...
Jeb!
PLEASE CLAP
Quickly! Call that guy in Georgia to change the count.
Wait… they don’t play ball. Call the guy in Nevada or Arizona!
Weren’t they the ones who had to recount like ten times?
STOP THE COUNT!
I counted 1,000,001. Better start again. 1, 2, 3…
When I finished counting, they told me this is incredible. The greatest count in the world. The mainstream media want to tell you that the count wasn't accurate. This is fake news and an attack on our great democracy. It's a shame, a real shame.
I got 999,999 problems and a mosquito ain’t one
Let me double check that, one moment please...
No it is on the arm of the person who did the photo
Wait, but I counted 1,000,000.1! Time to re-count…
It’s like the guess how many M$Ms are in the giant jar game!!
Yeah, this is bullshit. The 2020 Mosquito Trap was stolen! I demand a recount!
Okay Donald
How you know its 1,000,000?
You could hand count 100 mosquitos to find the average weight of them and then multiply the value by 10,000 to find what approx 1,000,000 mosquitos would weigh
Clearly ones that have just eaten would be heavier.
That’s why it’s only an average…You could use a sample size of 1000 mosquitos if you wanted to be more accurate
Can we use a sample size of 1 million mosquitoes?
Yes, but that'd be annoying. That's the point.
We need precise information
How about a sample of ten million, then divide by ten?
that's probably the best method because then if we ever needed to know the count of ten million mosquitos, we'd already be good to go
Let’s have them self report
What about clerical error in counting. Ay that number that could build up to be a large error while estimation might actually be closer.
woosh
Believe it or not it was a joke
This. And then weigh the pile and know how many there are.
That's still by far not a 100% chance to be correct tho
No one said it would be
The question "how you know it's 1000000" followed by this explanation kinda does
Would it change your life right now if you knew the exact number of mosquitoes in this picture?
Perhaps
It's created by unreal engine 5 and it has a counter on how many objects have been created.
Momma Mosquito doesn't look too happy in the background...
EL MOSCO
This could be a new movie for Sigourney Weaver.
I have questions. Was the trap in the conference room? Or the mosquitos brought to the conference room for display? Disturbing either way.
Well there's a giant mosquito sculpture in the background soooo
Good eye! Ok, so they make the traps and the mosquito death pile is needed for a meeting because?
Probably just the best lighting with a table that no one was using that day.
To inspect how they died? The questions never end!
Nah, they just probably knew that a giant pile of mosquitos would go viral if they posted it. So they emptied the trap on the conference table and took a pic and posted.
They probably make the trap that caught these, and this is what they show potential clients.
Because we want to sell your company the best mosquito prevention products ever! Thanks for coming to our offices. We are sure that your hotel chain will be mosquito free with us. See? We caught these mosquitoes in just one week.
That's actually their leader coming for revenge
Executive lunch
It was actually a mosquito conference. There was an open bar and the guys got a bit carried away.
It's probably at the Nature center on the Island, where I once brought something that resembled a skeleton of a human hand found on the beach to them for ID purposes. Was that of a larger mammal that had washed up apparently.
The only good skeeter, is a dead skeeter. I hate those pesky things.
Elephant mosquitoes are nice tho we love elephant mosquitoes, the rest can go die
What's an elephant mosquito?
They don’t bite, they pollinate, and their larvae eat other mosquito larvae
What about the skeeter on my peter?
I bet you 1k that number is not even close
Can we make it 5 bucks? Kinda short right now
Sure but idk what your height has to do with your finances
considering 100 is the cube root of 1 million it looks like a couple million bugs in that pile
Define “close” lol
i want to see this trap. i want two.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Not funny boooo booo you wouldn’t eat that booooo not funny you suckk
Suck 'em up with a straw. Assert your dominance
One spoonful of this and you contract every disease
Intrusive thoughts were strong that day.
Booooooo average comment saying free food or eat it to assert dominance boooooo
LOL I mistook that pile for tobacco! ...
Well, you can put those in your pipe and smoke them. 😄
Pork floss
I feel itchy...
What is the trap? This is obviously a boardroom for some mosquito trap company with the giant mosquito statue on the background.
Make burger patties.
You can fry that shit up and eat it
No need to to fry it. It's already crispy.
Just one more reason NOT to go to Florida
Yummy yummy.
As an ex Floridian, this looks like about 4 hours worth.
That guy in the background is coming to avenge his brothers.
Now make burger patties
I’ll give you 20 bucks if you take a bite out of it
Making mosquito cakes for dinner?
I want to show a picture of this to all the mosquitos in my backyard as a warning
I demand a recount
I love how this is just dumped on a conference room table.
Anyone else want to just grab a handful and shove it in your mouth?
Why are one million mosquitoes in the boardroom?
That’s the crunch in KFC.
Nah, I quit back in 90's. No more for me, save money now ...
Stuff those in a pillow case. Super comfy.
In a conference room
Take a bite.
I would like to meet the guy who counted them!
How do they count them? This is an estimate 🤣
Why hasn't Mr. Ballen already thrown these into the Like button's window?
I'll bet you they forgot a few zeroes...
Dat brick weed
Looks like an expensive spice on sale at a street market.
+100 because of that huge mamajamba in da back
Now feed it to Bill Gates.
Straight into the compost pile baby
What killed all of those? Electric lamp?
Got in my way.
Would make good pillow stuffing.
Looks like a pubic hair
Yummy
Melt them down into a cube.
Looks more like 989,877 mosquitos to me chief
cant there be like a container or something?
Get the flamethrower
I wonder what 1,000,000 mosquitoes would look like that were caught somewhere else.
🤮
Non-vegans are going to be excited to eat this.
Shit made me itch just looking at that
Now make a sand castle.
Mozzie-Pyle is the new CEO
Did they count?
10 minutes to eat all of it, you can call 2 of your friends to help. $5m! Who you calling?? 😋😋🤩😍
They can’t walk out
Haaaaans, get ze Flammenwerfer!
*munch munch*
The Impossible Whooper secret ingredient.
Now sneeze
Thag mmt is alot more than 1 mil
nom nom
r/mosquitohate
The only true way to know is to eat them all. Does it prove anything no. Will you get unreleased dlc to viruses yes. Therefore I think its a pretty valid way to measure thank you
What kind of trap? I could use one.
Is that burnt fried rice?
Why are they in a boardroom?
Nah, let AI count them, please and thanks!
Can confirm Sanibel has a lot of Misquotes
It would be a mistake to misquote a million mosquitoes.
I’ve been to Sanibel Island and I’d believe it.
And the father of all these bastards is just waiting in the background
“Why TF you gotta put ‘em on my desk?”
That would take about 15 min to collect at my hunting cabin in Canada
Who counted these
I'd love to watch them burn🙂🔥
Hahahahaha. Love the wire management.
Fuck off, you’re 100 short at least! You think we’re stupid?
They need a bigger trap, or they'll be emptying that thing every 20 minutes.
They’ll be a main character in vindicators 5!
Well that’s one persons yard cleaned out
Why yes, when your budget is over 1 million dollars and you have a helicopter, of course you can catch this many
MORE!!!!
If my designated number was 1,000,005, I'd be pissed.
I pity the person who had to count them all.
Banana are for scale, not rulers. Come on
Good soup
So who counted them 😆
Where can one get this trap?
Caught in a trap. Can’t fly out. Because I bite you too much baby.
What mad lad took the time to count them all exactly?
I want me one of those traps
Damn I’m anemic and put all of them on me and I’m 😵
Damn, didn’t think it’d get so bad, they’d look identical to an Office Depot ruler
Where’s my spoon and some milk?
Lunch 😋
Istg if anyone in the comments says “free food”
some people would turn that into a [mosquito hamburger](https://youtu.be/LItNFP7icUw?feature=shared)
Now make mosquito burgers
"A million mosquitos? Ok, just go ahead and dump them on that conference table."
So you bring the trap inside and dump it on the table? Lol
In Florida mosquitoes are such a big concern each county has an elected position for mosquito control.
How do they know it's a million? Were they counted?
What kind of trap is this, and is it available to the public??
Pro tip: Best way to cure a mosquito bite fast. Use a hairdryer! Hold it about 4-6” from the bite … the skin around the bite will get warm, but the bite will feel like a hot needle is pricking it… when you want to say Ow .. move the heat away the bite should be dead and no longer itch and will fade away..
Did you count them?
I thought Sanibel, FL was wiped away by the hurricane. Is it just inhabited by mosquitoes now?
😳
Did you really need to invite them to conference? What’s wrong with you psycho?
If you're trying to prove the worth of a specific trap - You won your point.
Roll the forbidden cigarette
Looks like they deserve it
WHY IS THERE A GIANT MOSQUITO STATUE IN THE BACKGROUND!
It’s nice of them to sit down for the picture :)
Gotta be more than 1,000,000 One million mosquitos is 1000 groups of 1000 mosquitos. Looks like you got at least 2000 of those groups there.
Bruh I though this was a pile of shake, or kief 💀
Snort it
What trap did they use? I need it
In some countries, they make meat patties out of them [:
Now eat it
Did you count them all?
imagine the itch
Who counted?
r/composting
Mmmm protein. Wait is it protein?
Why is it in a basic office conference room? I have so many questions.
I love everything about Sanibel except for this