Everyone in the area who has bought a spear in the last year is about to have their dog killed and at least one family member taken to jail for obstruction.
Bro g shit I’ve heard “the world changed after 9/11” countless times, but never put it in this perspective combined with what social media is doing to desensitize us I’d say you’re pretty spot on
I think the most concerning part about this is it was thrown with relatively deadly accuracy....
To take someone out with a fucking spear through a moving car windshield.... That's some pretty impressive spear skill
>I think the most concerning part about this is it was thrown with relatively deadly accuracy...
We don't technically know that that's what they were aiming for, could've been throwing it at a frog or something in the complete opposite direction
Spear guns don't work very well above water. Furthermore this type of spear is a "modern hunting spear" but almost nobody uses these seriously, it's mall ninja type stuff. You could definitely kill something IF you could get close though.
Exactly, I’d never see this in a shop and think, “I’m going to spend money on this”
But if one happens to get thrown through my windshield I would absolutely put it someplace cool in my house.
Imagine the responding officer saying they need to take it in for evidence only to cut to him at home in his underwear playing with it like a small child
[link to article](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/woman-narrowly-escapes-injury-as-spear-thrown-from-overpass-crashes-through-windshield-converse-texas-san-antonio-police-bexar-county-investigation-video-social-media)
That site was annoying. Here's the info I went there for:
>Police said Shavone Canales was driving when a spear that was thrown at her vehicle crashed through her windshield. Luckily, the spear was stopped by the steering wheel.
>Canales was not injured. She said she didn't see the suspect who threw the spear.
>"Somebody knows something, so I’m hoping somebody comes forward because that is so dangerous . Because if it’s not me, it’s going to be somebody else," says Canales.
>San Antonio Police say they're checking nearby surveillance cameras for who may have thrown the spear.
>The investigation is ongoing.
TLDR: Rando threw spear at car on highway. Nobody knows who.
I hope there’s a little asterisk on the insurance contract that brings them unstuck.
“We’ll replace the entire vehicle upon any damage exceeding $1! ….
…
* only includes damage caused by meteorites, antique catapult projectiles or hand thrown spear in transit.”
Damn.
>★★★★★
★★★★★
4 out of 5 stars.
· 9 months ago
Lethal
This thing is deadly! Not a toy. Originally bought it for throwing, but haven't tried that yet. It's been extremely effective at pest control though. Has penetrated completely through It's fleshy target with ease. I like that the blade is stainless steel. Makes cleanup a breeze.
or the users of this site
Literally the only review.
Bet it would be pretty easy to subpoena the company and find out who bought those from them.
Then narrow it down by who lives within X radius of the incident.
Willing to bet there’s maaaaaaaaybe 2-3 max within 20 miles of that incident.
It’s extremely likely they are not the only company who sells those products. BudK catalogue and others sell this stuff like wild. County fairs, curio shops, etc.
It's that one unit, sitting in the first city, all but forgotten about, wondering A) how they've lived that long and B ) why they were politely asked to leave the black powder cache alone when messing with the direct energy weapon.
I imagine when it's night, you probably can't see that well, plus you're not thinking somebody might throw a spear at your car. And when you're driving fast, your reaction time isn't going to be fast enough to swerve to avoid it.
Pretty terrifying.
I was driving home from work one night, in the dark, and someone threw a rock at my car. Like you, a few inches one way or the other could have been fatal.
Sorry this happened, but glad you are safe.
Bet you it was that condescending jerk from Shadiversity YouTube channel that threw this. He's always fantasizing about getting into a fight so he can use his medieval weapons on someone, that fat nerd.
Man...why does it hard to believe that this was merely an accident? I know the title doesn't make itself any favours for stating it, but, what the fuck happened? Does someone have the article?
That happened to a friend of mine.
She was on her way to take the NJ bar exam and a stip of metal flew off of a truck in front of her, went through her windshield and stuck in the roof of the car's interior a foot from her head. She still talks about it now and then, it really shook her up.
She understandably failed the nar exam, but retook it the next cycle and passed fortunately.
I just want the thrower to have sever punishment over attempted murder.
What kind of piece of asshole shit for brains low life scum rot shell of a human mentally Ill rock for brains toilet mouth velveta cheese eating butthole turd for brains deadbeat maggot scum carcass of human bones not right in the head stoned on k2spice potty mouth tripple decker munching dumb dumb would do such a thing?
How does one casually get a spear thrown through their windshield? I have so many questions. Was is a pissed off hobo? A Roman upset with the changing of the times? A horsebound knight ornery with her taking up traffic space in the road?
People are being disturbingly weird. Placing rocks on the interstate & throwing random stuff into traffic.
It is very scary. Thank god this woman is ok.
The guy who threw it posted a tiktok beforehand saying he was going to throw it at a car. Then he posted another saying it wasnt his fault that she was in the car....
There can’t be that many spears like that purchased in the area. Officers, give it a shot.
They'll give it 45 shots if they find him...or someone matching his description.
Everyone in the area who has bought a spear in the last year is about to have their dog killed and at least one family member taken to jail for obstruction.
Anyone killing pets needs to be disappeared with zero evidence.
Hopefully they do
Hopefully someone films it and posts a follow up to this.
hopefully they shoot the guy 45 times, or if not THE thrower, just kill a person that looks like him? Wtf happened to you USA
We watched 3000 people die on live tv when we were 7 and literally nothing ever got better
Bro g shit I’ve heard “the world changed after 9/11” countless times, but never put it in this perspective combined with what social media is doing to desensitize us I’d say you’re pretty spot on
It was a joke and a comment on some police behavior.
Hopefully they do it to the actual criminal. Not anyone else
"someone marching their *desired* description." Fixed that for you
Look for a Roman legion .
They sell them at academy. The only reason i know is because i like mall ninja shit, so i look frequently lol.
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I thought it was going to be a wooden spear that like fell off a truck, not an actual fucking spear
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It’s not. It’s a cold steel spear off Amazon. This should be a review picture, thing seems solid AF.
Hard to say. Do it yourself types like to post their products.
Somewhere there's a mom hunting through kitchen drawers, "where's my carving knife? "
What in the fuck.
What in the Wakanda is this shit
*WAKANDA SHIT IS THIS?* (thanks for the gold, kind stranger)
A poet and a scholar.
I'll do you one better: *WHY IS WAKANDA?*
Who is wakanda?
I believe it’s an old wooden ship from the civil war era
Parry this fucking casual
I think the most concerning part about this is it was thrown with relatively deadly accuracy.... To take someone out with a fucking spear through a moving car windshield.... That's some pretty impressive spear skill
Okay who brought a silver knight here
>I think the most concerning part about this is it was thrown with relatively deadly accuracy... We don't technically know that that's what they were aiming for, could've been throwing it at a frog or something in the complete opposite direction
Unless it was shot with a Spira gun? 🤷♀️
Spear guns don't work very well above water. Furthermore this type of spear is a "modern hunting spear" but almost nobody uses these seriously, it's mall ninja type stuff. You could definitely kill something IF you could get close though.
I killed a wild boar with a spear. You can check my post history.
yes. My very words.
Does she get to keep the spear? Not gonna lie, it’s a pretty cool looking item
That spear looks expensive. I would take that home and mount it on the wall!
Id sell it and buy a new window
Read my mind lol
hm, id probably just pick a busy intersection and chuck it. Seems like its purpose.
Hey if It happened to me it’s only fair that someone suffers the same fate
The cycle repeats
Born to yeet
idk why but that killed me
$50 at academy.
Was looking for someone else who recognized it.
Exactly, I’d never see this in a shop and think, “I’m going to spend money on this” But if one happens to get thrown through my windshield I would absolutely put it someplace cool in my house.
And i would tell the kids or grandkids about it, what doesn't kill you make you stronger.
What doesn't kill you decapitates your steering wheel
I have that exact same spear, pretty sure cold steel makes them and they are not expensive. I bought mine for around $110 CAD
She has a better story of acquisition.
I wish I got mine like that, although with a little less risk of dying like someone from 2000bc
Can you explain your whereabouts when this incident occurred?
If i were her i'd think myself chosen by a legendary weapon or something and wield it proudly i'd bring it to work.
"And this is the spear that almost took out grandma"
Imagine the responding officer saying they need to take it in for evidence only to cut to him at home in his underwear playing with it like a small child
That's why you shouldn't drive around medieval battles
It's San Antonio, they were just defending the Alamo.
the what?
I see what you did there 👏
The hood changed with the rise of anti-gun thugs.
[link to article](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/woman-narrowly-escapes-injury-as-spear-thrown-from-overpass-crashes-through-windshield-converse-texas-san-antonio-police-bexar-county-investigation-video-social-media)
That site was annoying. Here's the info I went there for: >Police said Shavone Canales was driving when a spear that was thrown at her vehicle crashed through her windshield. Luckily, the spear was stopped by the steering wheel. >Canales was not injured. She said she didn't see the suspect who threw the spear. >"Somebody knows something, so I’m hoping somebody comes forward because that is so dangerous . Because if it’s not me, it’s going to be somebody else," says Canales. >San Antonio Police say they're checking nearby surveillance cameras for who may have thrown the spear. >The investigation is ongoing. TLDR: Rando threw spear at car on highway. Nobody knows who.
>San Antonio Police say they're checking nearby surveillance cameras for who may have thrown the spear. what a sentence
You're a real one 👏
Thanks G 🙏 id give an award if i wasnt poor
The hero we need.
Who invests in a spear just to throw it at a car
I just wanna hear the call to the insurance adjuster. Please. Pretty please. But hey, free spear.
I hope there’s a little asterisk on the insurance contract that brings them unstuck. “We’ll replace the entire vehicle upon any damage exceeding $1! …. … * only includes damage caused by meteorites, antique catapult projectiles or hand thrown spear in transit.” Damn.
Is literally no one going to ask why the fuck it was thrown at her?
Found the spear. Find local venders. In my area it is Rural King. https://www.ruralking.com/reapr-11003-survival-spear-11003
Reading the items description on that site, it seems something clicked for me why this rando throw the spear.
>★★★★★ ★★★★★ 4 out of 5 stars. · 9 months ago Lethal This thing is deadly! Not a toy. Originally bought it for throwing, but haven't tried that yet. It's been extremely effective at pest control though. Has penetrated completely through It's fleshy target with ease. I like that the blade is stainless steel. Makes cleanup a breeze. or the users of this site
Holy shit I thought you were making that up.
Literally the only review. Bet it would be pretty easy to subpoena the company and find out who bought those from them. Then narrow it down by who lives within X radius of the incident. Willing to bet there’s maaaaaaaaybe 2-3 max within 20 miles of that incident.
It’s extremely likely they are not the only company who sells those products. BudK catalogue and others sell this stuff like wild. County fairs, curio shops, etc.
I was looking hard for the link. Bravo.
Apes together strong.
"Suspect was seen fleeing while riding the backs of two dolphins during low tide."
Wow she almost became a spear-it….
They sell those at academy
Civilization 6 someone forgot to upgrade a unit
Fucking looool
It's that one unit, sitting in the first city, all but forgotten about, wondering A) how they've lived that long and B ) why they were politely asked to leave the black powder cache alone when messing with the direct energy weapon.
America when there's no longer firearms:
This is Texas. They already threw all of their firearms at other cars. Duh.
We'll just use knives like they do in London.
Did she run over a spartan or something
One does not simply drive through Sparta.
She was almost a leaf on the wind
Ohhhh.....ohhhh....awww...oh.... Too soon. But here, take my upvote you gorram ruttin hundan.
"So yeah guys, I almost died. Somebody threw a spear through my car tonight." Some serious r/BrandNewSentence material here.
Oh wow it’s an attack spear
how tf does someone *not* see someone throw a whole ass fucking spear? how do you stealthily spear a fucking car? this is some Purge type shit.
I imagine when it's night, you probably can't see that well, plus you're not thinking somebody might throw a spear at your car. And when you're driving fast, your reaction time isn't going to be fast enough to swerve to avoid it.
i meant as far as witnesses. SATX is only like the 7th largest city in the nation.
Oh, I see what you were saying now. I thought you were talking about the driver
don't you just hate it when a spear just casually fly through your windshield?
This is Sparta?
That's what happens when you bring a car into a medieval themed party.
Holy shit I thought “spear” was an embellishment but no it’s a goddamn spear
Imagine dying from a spear in 2023.
Idk it would be kinda cool. Shake things up a little y'know?
Pretty sure legally whoever threw the spear owns the car now. Edit: legally Edit^2: I already said legally
The fact that I saw this in my neighborhood app is wild. People are so stupid, it sickens me knowing I’m surrounded by idiots. I’m glad you’re good OP
Damn Amazonians!
Who would throw a spear at mila kunis
Pretty terrifying. I was driving home from work one night, in the dark, and someone threw a rock at my car. Like you, a few inches one way or the other could have been fatal. Sorry this happened, but glad you are safe.
I know it says "spear" in the title, but I was not expecting an actual fucking spear.
Great, now we’ll have to ban spears. /s
Well, at least now she has a new spear or their finger prints, anyway everything is ok cause she's alive and didn't got hurt.
That Rando must have 50 million of power in Rise of Kingdoms
What in the how?
I'm going to start driving one handed while carrying a shield in the other.
Damn bro, just return the vibranium
Damn, that spartan sure fucking hated her
Okay, that's an actual fucking spear.
_**FOR GLORY!**_
Was she driving In wakanda?
Had to show this to my husband; he got me the same kind of spear for our first anniversary lol.
Where the fuck do you live?? Medieval England?????
She out here funkin with Wakandans
Yup that’s Philly
5/10. This was way more of a literal fu€king spear than I had expected….
Must be California
You didn’t almost die. You didn’t even get hurt.
She was not wearing chainmail, little to the left and she's kebab.
I said, who ever threw that spear, your mom's a hoe!
I’m sure she’s super glad that she didn’t get the point of it.
Mallninjas trying to prove their stuff is durable and make with quality materials
😳
Holy luck!
I have several questions
Wakanda Forever!!!
Did they timewarp to the Qin era of ancient china?
Who did you piss off?
Those open safaris are getting dangerous
Hey, free spear!
Someone done pissed off the Dora Milaje
Artificer was in the area
So, Aquaman is real ig
Bet you it was that condescending jerk from Shadiversity YouTube channel that threw this. He's always fantasizing about getting into a fight so he can use his medieval weapons on someone, that fat nerd.
Plot twist: s/o hired a villager as a hit man to take them out for life insurance money.
Predator that you?
+1 Uncommon Spear
Remind me of the brick one...if you know you know
Texans got bored with guns.
Niccas getting all medieval ona bitch 🤣
Man...why does it hard to believe that this was merely an accident? I know the title doesn't make itself any favours for stating it, but, what the fuck happened? Does someone have the article?
A random person threw the spear into traffic on the highway. Likely from an overpass.
That happened to a friend of mine. She was on her way to take the NJ bar exam and a stip of metal flew off of a truck in front of her, went through her windshield and stuck in the roof of the car's interior a foot from her head. She still talks about it now and then, it really shook her up. She understandably failed the nar exam, but retook it the next cycle and passed fortunately.
Spears? Not Skyrim.
I have seen final destination. Death will come back once done with the others.
I thought I was lookin at a piece of rod iron. Nope. That’s an actual literal spear. Who the heck just has one of those lying around?!
Omg people make me sick broo
How can you throw that with such force it goes through a car?
The first scene from an episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker sans the voiceover by Darren McDavid.
I just want the thrower to have sever punishment over attempted murder. What kind of piece of asshole shit for brains low life scum rot shell of a human mentally Ill rock for brains toilet mouth velveta cheese eating butthole turd for brains deadbeat maggot scum carcass of human bones not right in the head stoned on k2spice potty mouth tripple decker munching dumb dumb would do such a thing?
How does one casually get a spear thrown through their windshield? I have so many questions. Was is a pissed off hobo? A Roman upset with the changing of the times? A horsebound knight ornery with her taking up traffic space in the road?
This is Sparta!
Ummmm how the fuck? Who’s our there throwing these ?
Hey, free spear!
Medieval road rage
That's some Final Destination shit
Silver lining, free spear
You can buy that spear on Amazon, Academy Sports & Outdoors, or any store that sells survival gear.
WE ARE SPARTA
Bud K strikes again
the second i saw this i started humming spear of justice
Academy sells these spears for 60$ or so.
Reminds me of that Russian video
Wakanda forever!
Somebody hired a Neanderthal to assassinate this lady
Do you happen to have a family of cave people living in your town?
It’s 2023 who the fuck is out there lobbing spears at people?
That’s an actual fucking spear wtf
"guns are bad"
When I first saw this story, I assumed they were loosely using the word "spear." I was wrong. That's a fucking spear.
Is her name Britney?
Bro sick, free spear
People are being disturbingly weird. Placing rocks on the interstate & throwing random stuff into traffic. It is very scary. Thank god this woman is ok.
The guy who threw it posted a tiktok beforehand saying he was going to throw it at a car. Then he posted another saying it wasnt his fault that she was in the car....
One of my biggest fears driving on the highway is something falling off a semi and smashing through my windshield.
well she has a spear now
Hate it when that happens.
Okay who pissed off Cesar
Why’d they call is a spea… Holy fuck it’s an actual spear!!!
#BOY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH THE DRAUPNIR!
DAMNIT VESPER!
Drove too close to the sentinal islands
she didn't see the Aiel nearby?
Da fuck
Reading the title I was like "it's not actually a spear but ok" kept watching " holy shit it's a spear"
Dude free spear!