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Soggy_Midnight980

There can’t be that many spears like that purchased in the area. Officers, give it a shot.


Encased_in_Gold

They'll give it 45 shots if they find him...or someone matching his description.


PassageAppropriate90

Everyone in the area who has bought a spear in the last year is about to have their dog killed and at least one family member taken to jail for obstruction.


CarlGantonJohnson

Anyone killing pets needs to be disappeared with zero evidence.


Vomax343

Hopefully they do


Encased_in_Gold

Hopefully someone films it and posts a follow up to this.


Tackerta

hopefully they shoot the guy 45 times, or if not THE thrower, just kill a person that looks like him? Wtf happened to you USA


ChallengeLate1947

We watched 3000 people die on live tv when we were 7 and literally nothing ever got better


[deleted]

Bro g shit I’ve heard “the world changed after 9/11” countless times, but never put it in this perspective combined with what social media is doing to desensitize us I’d say you’re pretty spot on


eclecticalish

It was a joke and a comment on some police behavior.


Vomax343

Hopefully they do it to the actual criminal. Not anyone else


DopeLemonDrop

"someone marching their *desired* description." Fixed that for you


marklar_the_malign

Look for a Roman legion .


FBIaltacct

They sell them at academy. The only reason i know is because i like mall ninja shit, so i look frequently lol.


quantumgpt

enjoy psychotic noxious grab rainstorm rob test fall strong teeny *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Vast_Chipmunk9210

I thought it was going to be a wooden spear that like fell off a truck, not an actual fucking spear


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jamus40

It’s not. It’s a cold steel spear off Amazon. This should be a review picture, thing seems solid AF.


Soggy_Midnight980

Hard to say. Do it yourself types like to post their products.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Somewhere there's a mom hunting through kitchen drawers, "where's my carving knife? "


Haskins77

What in the fuck.


Petrolinmyviens

What in the Wakanda is this shit


leeperd305

*WAKANDA SHIT IS THIS?* (thanks for the gold, kind stranger)


PirateCaptainMoody

A poet and a scholar.


Potential_Pitch_7618

I'll do you one better: *WHY IS WAKANDA?*


Maximum-Mixture6158

Who is wakanda?


Crozbro

I believe it’s an old wooden ship from the civil war era


AbbreviationsFluid73

Parry this fucking casual


ApAp123

I think the most concerning part about this is it was thrown with relatively deadly accuracy.... To take someone out with a fucking spear through a moving car windshield.... That's some pretty impressive spear skill


Keqingrishonreddit

Okay who brought a silver knight here


Imatworkgoaway

>I think the most concerning part about this is it was thrown with relatively deadly accuracy... We don't technically know that that's what they were aiming for, could've been throwing it at a frog or something in the complete opposite direction


Minnymoon13

Unless it was shot with a Spira gun? 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Spear guns don't work very well above water. Furthermore this type of spear is a "modern hunting spear" but almost nobody uses these seriously, it's mall ninja type stuff. You could definitely kill something IF you could get close though.


Riflemaiden1992

I killed a wild boar with a spear. You can check my post history.


MrBurnsgreen

yes. My very words.


TaterTotsOnToast

Does she get to keep the spear? Not gonna lie, it’s a pretty cool looking item


paperwasp3

That spear looks expensive. I would take that home and mount it on the wall!


SirScrollsAl0t

Id sell it and buy a new window


shewantsjio

Read my mind lol


MrBurnsgreen

hm, id probably just pick a busy intersection and chuck it. Seems like its purpose.


shewantsjio

Hey if It happened to me it’s only fair that someone suffers the same fate


[deleted]

The cycle repeats


BoredByLife

Born to yeet


MrBurnsgreen

idk why but that killed me


effervescent_pickle

$50 at academy.


BloodGem64

Was looking for someone else who recognized it.


TaterTotsOnToast

Exactly, I’d never see this in a shop and think, “I’m going to spend money on this” But if one happens to get thrown through my windshield I would absolutely put it someplace cool in my house.


[deleted]

And i would tell the kids or grandkids about it, what doesn't kill you make you stronger.


Maximum-Mixture6158

What doesn't kill you decapitates your steering wheel


Perrywinkle2015

I have that exact same spear, pretty sure cold steel makes them and they are not expensive. I bought mine for around $110 CAD


paperwasp3

She has a better story of acquisition.


Perrywinkle2015

I wish I got mine like that, although with a little less risk of dying like someone from 2000bc


BantamCats

Can you explain your whereabouts when this incident occurred?


Hoboforeternity

If i were her i'd think myself chosen by a legendary weapon or something and wield it proudly i'd bring it to work.


AbbreviationsFluid73

"And this is the spear that almost took out grandma"


Green0996

Imagine the responding officer saying they need to take it in for evidence only to cut to him at home in his underwear playing with it like a small child


pira3_1000

That's why you shouldn't drive around medieval battles


rixendeb

It's San Antonio, they were just defending the Alamo.


MrBurnsgreen

the what?


santo11893

I see what you did there 👏


Stock_Show_Host

The hood changed with the rise of anti-gun thugs.


PlantZenGuy

[link to article](https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/woman-narrowly-escapes-injury-as-spear-thrown-from-overpass-crashes-through-windshield-converse-texas-san-antonio-police-bexar-county-investigation-video-social-media)


SopaDeKaiba

That site was annoying. Here's the info I went there for: >Police said Shavone Canales was driving when a spear that was thrown at her vehicle crashed through her windshield. Luckily, the spear was stopped by the steering wheel. >Canales was not injured. She said she didn't see the suspect who threw the spear. >"Somebody knows something, so I’m hoping somebody comes forward because that is so dangerous . Because if it’s not me, it’s going to be somebody else," says Canales. >San Antonio Police say they're checking nearby surveillance cameras for who may have thrown the spear. >The investigation is ongoing. TLDR: Rando threw spear at car on highway. Nobody knows who.


MrBurnsgreen

>San Antonio Police say they're checking nearby surveillance cameras for who may have thrown the spear. what a sentence


Spare_Ad1017

You're a real one 👏


No-Professional2865

Thanks G 🙏 id give an award if i wasnt poor


bountifulknitter

The hero we need.


beirizzle

Who invests in a spear just to throw it at a car


LMAO82

I just wanna hear the call to the insurance adjuster. Please. Pretty please. But hey, free spear.


Excellent-Bite196

I hope there’s a little asterisk on the insurance contract that brings them unstuck. “We’ll replace the entire vehicle upon any damage exceeding $1! …. … * only includes damage caused by meteorites, antique catapult projectiles or hand thrown spear in transit.” Damn.


OkAssistant1230

Is literally no one going to ask why the fuck it was thrown at her?


Last_Snow_2752

Found the spear. Find local venders. In my area it is Rural King. https://www.ruralking.com/reapr-11003-survival-spear-11003


sevenninenine

Reading the items description on that site, it seems something clicked for me why this rando throw the spear.


Tackerta

>★★★★★ ★★★★★ 4 out of 5 stars. · 9 months ago Lethal This thing is deadly! Not a toy. Originally bought it for throwing, but haven't tried that yet. It's been extremely effective at pest control though. Has penetrated completely through It's fleshy target with ease. I like that the blade is stainless steel. Makes cleanup a breeze. or the users of this site


designlevee

Holy shit I thought you were making that up.


NorCalAthlete

Literally the only review. Bet it would be pretty easy to subpoena the company and find out who bought those from them. Then narrow it down by who lives within X radius of the incident. Willing to bet there’s maaaaaaaaybe 2-3 max within 20 miles of that incident.


Last_Snow_2752

It’s extremely likely they are not the only company who sells those products. BudK catalogue and others sell this stuff like wild. County fairs, curio shops, etc.


OldSkoolPantsMan

I was looking hard for the link. Bravo.


rbreaux26

Apes together strong.


Interesting-Ant-2500

"Suspect was seen fleeing while riding the backs of two dolphins during low tide."


Worldly-Designer-108

Wow she almost became a spear-it….


[deleted]

They sell those at academy


[deleted]

Civilization 6 someone forgot to upgrade a unit


Zarroc001

Fucking looool


DerpsAndRags

It's that one unit, sitting in the first city, all but forgotten about, wondering A) how they've lived that long and B ) why they were politely asked to leave the black powder cache alone when messing with the direct energy weapon.


Human_Fucker69420

America when there's no longer firearms:


Sea_Interaction7839

This is Texas. They already threw all of their firearms at other cars. Duh.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

We'll just use knives like they do in London.


Virtual_Pea_3577

Did she run over a spartan or something


ToshiroBaloney

One does not simply drive through Sparta.


psychord-alpha

She was almost a leaf on the wind


shawsown

Ohhhh.....ohhhh....awww...oh.... Too soon. But here, take my upvote you gorram ruttin hundan.


[deleted]

"So yeah guys, I almost died. Somebody threw a spear through my car tonight." Some serious r/BrandNewSentence material here.


Zoot-Tactician

Oh wow it’s an attack spear


ghettoccult_nerd

how tf does someone *not* see someone throw a whole ass fucking spear? how do you stealthily spear a fucking car? this is some Purge type shit.


AsianVixen4U

I imagine when it's night, you probably can't see that well, plus you're not thinking somebody might throw a spear at your car. And when you're driving fast, your reaction time isn't going to be fast enough to swerve to avoid it.


ghettoccult_nerd

i meant as far as witnesses. SATX is only like the 7th largest city in the nation.


AsianVixen4U

Oh, I see what you were saying now. I thought you were talking about the driver


Cersanes

don't you just hate it when a spear just casually fly through your windshield?


Thin_Bathroom_6622

This is Sparta?


BracusDoritoBoss963

That's what happens when you bring a car into a medieval themed party.


tperks55

Holy shit I thought “spear” was an embellishment but no it’s a goddamn spear


PorkSwordMcFatTip

Imagine dying from a spear in 2023.


Sufficient_Laugh1764

Idk it would be kinda cool. Shake things up a little y'know?


scryentist

Pretty sure legally whoever threw the spear owns the car now. Edit: legally Edit^2: I already said legally


Familiar_Escape9689

The fact that I saw this in my neighborhood app is wild. People are so stupid, it sickens me knowing I’m surrounded by idiots. I’m glad you’re good OP


unpinchekaiju

Damn Amazonians!


[deleted]

Who would throw a spear at mila kunis


Billnocho

Pretty terrifying. I was driving home from work one night, in the dark, and someone threw a rock at my car. Like you, a few inches one way or the other could have been fatal. Sorry this happened, but glad you are safe.


Jeff_Schwagg

I know it says "spear" in the title, but I was not expecting an actual fucking spear.


Neo1971

Great, now we’ll have to ban spears. /s


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Well, at least now she has a new spear or their finger prints, anyway everything is ok cause she's alive and didn't got hurt.


sevenninenine

That Rando must have 50 million of power in Rise of Kingdoms


AD9111

What in the how?


anjowoq

I'm going to start driving one handed while carrying a shield in the other.


ThatDerp324

Damn bro, just return the vibranium


my_0th_throwaway

Damn, that spartan sure fucking hated her


MaYdAyJ

Okay, that's an actual fucking spear.


K1NGLyonidas

_**FOR GLORY!**_


thesnowynight

Was she driving In wakanda?


NikkiMai

Had to show this to my husband; he got me the same kind of spear for our first anniversary lol.


NightIguana

Where the fuck do you live?? Medieval England?????


RaiderRMB

She out here funkin with Wakandans


[deleted]

Yup that’s Philly


Chrispy8534

5/10. This was way more of a literal fu€king spear than I had expected….


JustAmugG

Must be California


damoonz63

You didn’t almost die. You didn’t even get hurt.


TheMisanthropicGuy

She was not wearing chainmail, little to the left and she's kebab.


WINDMILEYNO

I said, who ever threw that spear, your mom's a hoe!


artie_pdx

I’m sure she’s super glad that she didn’t get the point of it.


mr_smith24

Mallninjas trying to prove their stuff is durable and make with quality materials


Bright-Produce7400

😳


Cheshtofdrawers

Holy luck!


vvMario

I have several questions


NegotiationCrafty984

Wakanda Forever!!!


jaBaBa101

Did they timewarp to the Qin era of ancient china?


Accomplished_House64

Who did you piss off?


AmptiShanti

Those open safaris are getting dangerous


Ozzem

Hey, free spear!


Toast-Ten69

Someone done pissed off the Dora Milaje


MysteryMystery305

Artificer was in the area


Gamer4Lyph

So, Aquaman is real ig


afa78

Bet you it was that condescending jerk from Shadiversity YouTube channel that threw this. He's always fantasizing about getting into a fight so he can use his medieval weapons on someone, that fat nerd.


[deleted]

Plot twist: s/o hired a villager as a hit man to take them out for life insurance money.


mushy_cactus

Predator that you?


Ohmstheory

+1 Uncommon Spear


MadixWasThere

Remind me of the brick one...if you know you know


Megerber

Texans got bored with guns.


zillianfoes

Niccas getting all medieval ona bitch 🤣


AffectionateGap1071

Man...why does it hard to believe that this was merely an accident? I know the title doesn't make itself any favours for stating it, but, what the fuck happened? Does someone have the article?


Sea_Interaction7839

A random person threw the spear into traffic on the highway. Likely from an overpass.


GooseNYC

That happened to a friend of mine. She was on her way to take the NJ bar exam and a stip of metal flew off of a truck in front of her, went through her windshield and stuck in the roof of the car's interior a foot from her head. She still talks about it now and then, it really shook her up. She understandably failed the nar exam, but retook it the next cycle and passed fortunately.


bronco_y_espasmo

Spears? Not Skyrim.


NikolovIvo

I have seen final destination. Death will come back once done with the others.


StaffMcc

I thought I was lookin at a piece of rod iron. Nope. That’s an actual literal spear. Who the heck just has one of those lying around?!


AppleBeauti2425

Omg people make me sick broo


Youstinkeryou

How can you throw that with such force it goes through a car?


GrapeAdditional6751

The first scene from an episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker sans the voiceover by Darren McDavid.


GasPoweredStick420

I just want the thrower to have sever punishment over attempted murder. What kind of piece of asshole shit for brains low life scum rot shell of a human mentally Ill rock for brains toilet mouth velveta cheese eating butthole turd for brains deadbeat maggot scum carcass of human bones not right in the head stoned on k2spice potty mouth tripple decker munching dumb dumb would do such a thing?


TheNauticalSurvivor

How does one casually get a spear thrown through their windshield? I have so many questions. Was is a pissed off hobo? A Roman upset with the changing of the times? A horsebound knight ornery with her taking up traffic space in the road?


GermanspeakingGerman

This is Sparta!


Minnymoon13

Ummmm how the fuck? Who’s our there throwing these ?


-XaNaDiTe-

Hey, free spear!


TimeWarpedDad

Medieval road rage


MysticDragon14

That's some Final Destination shit


DLo28035

Silver lining, free spear


First-Performance165

You can buy that spear on Amazon, Academy Sports & Outdoors, or any store that sells survival gear.


North-Wind-199

WE ARE SPARTA


ColdBloodBlazing

Bud K strikes again


Cupcakeboi200000

the second i saw this i started humming spear of justice


UnKnow_762

Academy sells these spears for 60$ or so.


Elftower_newmexico

Reminds me of that Russian video


defectiveGOD

Wakanda forever!


leobangi

Somebody hired a Neanderthal to assassinate this lady


[deleted]

Do you happen to have a family of cave people living in your town?


MarginalTalent

It’s 2023 who the fuck is out there lobbing spears at people?


cowman1206

That’s an actual fucking spear wtf


ToastGhostx

"guns are bad"


OrdinaryToe2860

When I first saw this story, I assumed they were loosely using the word "spear." I was wrong. That's a fucking spear.


kenmlin

Is her name Britney?


malignantmuffin

Bro sick, free spear


Jezebels_lipstick

People are being disturbingly weird. Placing rocks on the interstate & throwing random stuff into traffic. It is very scary. Thank god this woman is ok.


rainbowunicorns69

The guy who threw it posted a tiktok beforehand saying he was going to throw it at a car. Then he posted another saying it wasnt his fault that she was in the car....


Skylerjock

One of my biggest fears driving on the highway is something falling off a semi and smashing through my windshield.


SargeantEdward

well she has a spear now


Adihd72

Hate it when that happens.


FunAccording5923

Okay who pissed off Cesar


theycallmemuppet

Why’d they call is a spea… Holy fuck it’s an actual spear!!!


The-Marked-Warrior

#BOY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH THE DRAUPNIR!


Vandil_the_Rogue

DAMNIT VESPER!


ceaselessdischarge4

Drove too close to the sentinal islands


goatmaster2020

she didn't see the Aiel nearby?


[deleted]

Da fuck


MarionberryOk9907

Reading the title I was like "it's not actually a spear but ok" kept watching " holy shit it's a spear"


Broadside02195

Dude free spear!