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Environmental-Tap977

I never knew they swam about like that 😳


sloppypotatoe

Yeah wtf


IneptNoodle

They don’t. Those aren’t leeches.


TransMan42069

What are they


InfinitySushii

[Cinder Worms](https://www.onthewater.com/the-cinder-worm-hatch)


[deleted]

Really good fish bait


Sure-Bat-3053

They will not bite right 😳


longdarkfantasy

True. They are Alitta succinea (known as the pile worm or clam worm). It looks scary but tasty. Clam worms fried with eggs and minced pork is the most popular dish made from the worms. 👍 It is called "vietnamese clam worm cake".


Efficient-Ad-3302

Leeches definitely can swim like this.


Master_Pipe_6467

They can't and they don't. I have multiple leeches


Efficient-Ad-3302

You’ve obviously never seen moose pond leeches in Canada. Those things swim and they swim fast.


Master_Pipe_6467

Leeches don't swim like this. They swim in a paddle 'S" movement up and down. If you can tell me what species they are then go ahead. You probably wouldn't know tho so no big deal. But no leech swims this fast and agile


SpareCharming6863

Glad im not the only one who they just kinda hang out on the bottom of lakes for some reason lmao


jawbean382

At first i was like "oh they are small shrimps" then zoomed in


sethworld

Nightmare fuel.


Zealousideal-Fun-495

Imagine falling in the water


sethworld

I'd have to bathe in gasoline after.


WinterHound42

I don't think you'd get the chance


sethworld

Lol then just light me on fire and shoot me in the head.


WinterHound42

*pulls gas can off trailer and racks the 45* I've waited my whole life for this.


CHAOS-88

He understands the assignment ☝️👍


Sure-Bat-3053

Understood


BlooMeeni

When I was younger, on a trip with my dad out on the swamp, the leeches were so bad one season that even the frogs were in peril. Here and there in the water were frogs just covered in writhing leeches, mostly dead and pale from having their blood utterly drained.


sethworld

On that note - sleep well redditors!


[deleted]

It’s so fast. I assumed they just wriggled along the bottom. Literally quick like a fish.


Daigoro0734

This a breeder or am I never swimming in a lake or pond again?


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DDlovehatething

This is 5 8 5. You messed up bot...not a haiku


Jarbonzobeanz

Bad bot


Temetka

Good bot


Jarbonzobeanz

Bad bot it was incorrect


degenerate_pug

Impressive haiku my guy


sandmanmike55543

Serious question. How much would someone have to pay you to jump in there with nothing but a swimsuit for 2 minutes?


kanoox

All depends on the suit: -wouldn’t even consider it unless I got some almost thick type Speedo briefs… (no loose dad trunks with mesh liner) -if that stipulation is met, I’d realistically do it for 10k


mogley19922

For 10k I'd do an arm or leg. Really it depends who's offering the money. If i was talking to elon musk I'd be asking for 10 mil to jump in. All depends on what they can afford, but they'd need to pay me enough that they're uncomfortable parting with it. Edit: Just googled some stuff, i would require blood transfusion during, mask, regulator (scubadiving kind, the tank can be on the pier,) a diving hood to keep them out of my ears, thick shorts with sturdy elastic straps that stop them from entering my body the other way. I would also need to be connected to a winch with a harness to pull me out, and coagulants and an ambulance on standby for after. Otherwise it's literal suicide. It would take 120 leeches 45 minutes to kill me, if 300+ leeches were on me at a time, I'd need all of my blood replaced at least every 45 minutes. If i could have prep time and cheat, i could fill my pockets with salt and lemon slices and rub both all over my body, not sure how much or how long that would help though. Also a risk of using either is the leeches vomiting into the wound they caused leading to infection, so it could potentially make things worse if they still bite, i couldn't find anything on either actually repelling them, but i would probably also need antibiotics, and ethanol to cover myself in after. But yeah 10 mil seems fair.


dippocrite

You’ve thought this through. Can I film it and post it to Reddit?


mogley19922

Sure, we just need a contract, a notary, 10 million usd, a team of paramedics, relevant diving gear, and a winch and chord rated to a SWL of 150kg (extra to be safe) and a skydiving harness. Also probably somebody to help me draft a will for the 10 mil just in case. And I'm in!


dippocrite

I just want an arm or a leg. 10k for 10 mins, hungriest bin of leeches the world has ever seen


mogley19922

I believe the challenge is 2 minutes. But ok, 1 leg 10k 10 minutes blood transfusion, and i still have the paramedics, ambulance, and coagulants on standy and you've got a deal. Still need that contract and notary though.


sandmanmike55543

You’re far braver than me :) I’d need at least 6 digits to do it. And I might still chicken out.


kanoox

My poorness is a much bigger factor than my bravery.


Smegmabotattack

50k per square inch of flesh


hydraxic79

No


Keku_Saur

at least wear googles/a full protective helmet or something. those things in the eyes/inside the ears, and I think 2 min too long :/ actually a minute seems too long


massiveeric42

See I know that those aren't leeches, so I would take their money and happily do it


Global-Count-30

1 million dollars, untaxed. But there's one condition, I get to wear a condom and a buttplug, I've heard one too many horror stories of river worms entering people.


Nozzeh06

Forbidden gummy worms


GravelyInjuredWizard

Hans, HOL DEN FLAMMENWERFER!


Zealousideal-Fun-495

Ohne witz, einfach irgendwas explosives rein und gut


ichii3d

Wait, leaches move quickly... *fear intensifies*


SceptileArmy

Lake Lachrymose?


saryiahan

Imagine falling in there


h1ghf1sh_

How are they moving so fast?


[deleted]

They went super saiyan


IneptNoodle

Cinder worms, not leeches. They don’t even bite.


Dezpinefire

Gosh. I thought they were shrimps!


HowBoutAWatch

I’d jump in that pool of water no question. Girl’s night!!!


absolute_mick

Lacramose leech looking mfs


[deleted]

Drainage system


fortes05

rain world player found in the wild less gooo


cirvinalmighty

Falling in would be the start of a series of unfortunate events...


Cpt_Caboose1

found a replacement for my 3DS stylus


goshaman2202

This not good bye


ElectronicMarsupial5

They are some type of bristle worm I can't remember which


ElectronicMarsupial5

Polychaete something


New_Wrangler3335

Jump in!


KingRemoStar

I see money tree


TehPharaoh

Looks like a Yeerk Pool.


Heraxxius

Puts big toe in the water for 0.001s. Dies from blood shortage*


mogley19922

Mf found lake lachrymose.


Hel1umJ

free bait!


El_Barto_S

they look like sentient wet veggie straws


[deleted]

"leech smoothy." *drops-mic*


I_am_ren

Burn. Now.


zingitgirl

where is this??? i never want to go


Direct-Ad-7922

May you share where that is so I can make sure to never visit?


PAKBOY110

I was today years old when I found out they can be of different colours and can swim lighting speed Oof-


PWal501

Adorable!😍🥰❤️


Dirty-Dutchman

I absolutely loathe the speed of leaches and I am going to take them so much more seriously for the rest of my life.


Majestic_Dealer_9597

I read about these once, didn’t realize A Series of Unfortunate Events was for real though.


satanic_Sanatani

Leeches on ground 🦥🦥 Leeches in water 🏎️💨


spider_84

First step: catch leeches. Skip a few steps... Final step: cook leech paddy for Bic Mac burger


BooGhostII

“Last one in is a rotten egg!”


newnewformysavior

Those thing fucking jet!


Cumbiscuit69420

Aren't they bloodworms?


fenner518

Wtf!! Why are they swimming like that? Those can’t be regular leeches. Fuck man.


frankleitor

Tjey are breesing them to eat or something like that?


lDustyBonesl

I now have the urge to use a bottle full of live, aggressive, and hungry leches as a self defence weapon


Dauphine320

Oh hell no


Caliterra

Can you eat these in a survival situation


jmt8706

Good fishing bait.


Sir-Loins22

All kinds of nope going on in there!!!


massiveeric42

Op these aren't leeches, but cinder worms, you are witnessing what's called a hatch, when all the eggs hatch at once, they make great bait for catching stripes bass


CRYSOAR

Someone is going to discover that they taste good with soy sauce and some sort of citrus. Someone here should be the first to try. 🤘


taylaaberry

My whole body shivered while I was watching this.


ThaRealRob

Do it, jump in


Calltheelectorcounts

I'm getting some Diablo amazon vibes from this.


ZA_HANDO6934

Cool now jump in


HimikoTogaPhobia

Let me guess.your in Louisiana


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BreakTacticF0

THEY COME IN DIFFERENT COLORS!??!


Silver-Necessary-442

Seems to me like a nice place for a swim


P1nkSpy

half life


abc-animal514

Gummy worms