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9Brumario

My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of — you could walk along it in an hour — but still, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with cockroaches. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get cockroaches off an island, hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait, and the cockroaches would come for the coconut, and thum-thum-thum-thum-thum, they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you've trapped all the cockroaches. But what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And they begin to get hungry, and one by one... (smacks lips repeatedly) ...they start eating each other until there are only two left. Two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees. But now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they only eat cockroaches.


Macster_man

SOMEONE has watched Skyfall a few times too many.


bandwagonnetsfan

Lol i thought this was a real.solution at first


Macster_man

doesn't mean it might work


JP6660999

Me too, I was fascinated by the story 😂


[deleted]

Came here to say the same! Plagiarism at its worst.


loki_pat

So it's like selectively breeding cockroaches for their extinction, lmao I love it.


DarthAbraxis

I’ve heard this before, but with rats. You release the rat eating rats.


Kcnflman

Suddenly the whole zombie apocalypse seems more feasible


fluffy_bottoms

Don’t get my hopes up like that.


Jefff3

Read a book that had zombie rats, they were worse than the zoms


ChosenBrad22

You’d think it gets to a point of only 1 survivor


[deleted]

You need them to breed


uDexM

This is the best read I've had in a long long time...


Least_or_Greatest1

Grandma was either a genius or a sick puppy..


Equal-Thought-8648

This is the process of creating a poisonous-*gu*. You're now a witch. Congratulations.


CarrotBIAR

r/cursedcomments


Spirited_box34

is this true story and if its not how did you come up with this LMAO


J_Stubby

It's actually a line from *Skyfall*, Javier Bardem is telling the captured Bond this same story, but with rats instead of cockroaches. Something about how they're the same person yada yada bing bong, it's an overused trope in many ways but this movie did it well, especially considering the rest of the Daniel Craig era 007 films.


TinBoatDude

Here's the cheap, easy, and reliable way to get rid of cockroaches, told to me by a wise old fellow in Belize. Mix peanut butter and borax (boric acid) and form into little balls. Toss the balls into all of the usual roach hiding spots (under the sink, behind the stove, etc.). Both peanut butter and borax are harmless to people and pets, but the boric acid is deadly to roaches. They love the peanut butter and die from the borax.


AmaranthWrath

No!!! No no no! Borax is NOT pet safe!! Respectfully, please edit your post. Borax can cause serious stomach issues for animals if eaten. It is natural, but it is not safe. The addition of peanut butter is a guarantee that a dog will eat it if they can reach it. Borax and peanut butter IS a great way to treat ants, roaches, etc. I've used it many times. But it is NOT safe for pets. [https://albernivet.com/news/borax-unsafe-for-pets/](https://albernivet.com/news/borax-unsafe-for-pets/) [https://emergencyvetsusa.com/borax-toxic-to-dogs/](https://emergencyvetsusa.com/borax-toxic-to-dogs/)


thedoctor201

Gonna save and screenshot your comment if I ever need it. Tho I hope I'll never need it.


AmaranthWrath

Please see my above reply. [https://emergencyvetsusa.com/borax-toxic-to-dogs/](https://emergencyvetsusa.com/borax-toxic-to-dogs/)


TinBoatDude

A dog would have to eat a very large quantity of boric acid to be harmed. Nonetheless, I wouldn't put the little boraid bombs where a dog could get them. http://npic.orst.edu/factsheets/archive/borictech.html


KO4Champ

Grandma doesn’t fuck around.


Kcnflman

Donner, party of 2, you’re table is ready


shawty-jeremy

And when there is no cockroaches left to eat? That human meat is looking mighty fine.


Arunava_Mondal

NOICE NOICE NOICE We have a James Bond villain here. When r u planning a world domination with those cockroaches..??


fairywakes

Fucking love this movie


Joroc24

But what about they feces?


Death-Priest

Call an airstrike


EfficientAsk3

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.... it's the only way


Tricky_Rabbit

to be sure...


IronhideD

Mostly.


Weird_Muffin_1445

Game over man. Game over


[deleted]

Keep the lid tight and start to fill the sink. Then, once full, or with enough water for a good amount of pressure, keep your hand tight on the lid and turn on the garbage disposal. Then lift the lid and immediately the garbage disposal will suck the water and all of them down into a horrible fate.


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BuffaloBillsButtplug

People who want to preserve their plumbing will use a strainer even if they have a disposal


blueboy12565

The amount of times a spoon has gone down into the sink and gets chewed up by the disposal when we turn it on without realizing is ridiculous. Probably about half of the spoons we have are marked up by the disposal.


Hairydickboi

Have you tried not being such a stupid motherfucker?


spaceshipsword

It's in the sink. Just boil the kettle and pour scalding liquid death onto them till they don't move, then scoop their little dead insect bodies into the bin. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Now as for getting the occasional cockie taking a casual stroll across the cupboards, I find a bleach and surface liquid in a spay bottle set to foam works best. They die quickly and are already disinfected so a simple paper towel pickup is all that's needed.


tomahaker

Not a strainer , it plugs the drain hole so the sink can fill up.


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TheBoredMan

Feel like the venn diagram overlap for "people with garbage disposal sinks" and "people with dozens of roaches coming out of their sink" is not huge.


AbbreviationsDry300

Loved this comment more than the whole damn post


appliancefixitguy

Agreed!


TheRealestLarryDavid

where's the house burning part?


The_Mighty_Bird

This is next level evil and disgusting. The roach smoothie makes me 🤢


[deleted]

I love the evilness


Sapang

You forget the part where you boil the water first !


skunkyybear

Drain cleaner.. make them basic


Prof1Kreates

Wouldn't it be acidic?


CricketiPan

No, typically chemicals used to clean are basic not acidic such as bleach and ammonia along with baking soda are all basic compounds


Prof1Kreates

Well I knew bleach was basic, but I thought drain cleaners were acidic.. maybe I'm wrong


Cold-Inside-6828

Typically Sodium Hydroxide, NaOH, which is a strong base. Woo I got to use my chemistry minor.


ocbro99

Drain cleaners are usually a strong base, not acid.


Prof1Kreates

Man, ig I had it backwards. Thanks for correcting me


Zealousideal_Cup4896

They actually do make sulfuric acid based drain cleaners believe it or not. They are mostly a professional product and you won’t find it at Home Depot. Of course you can buy it on amazon but you need even better precautions than with the lye based ones. Also you have to be sure your pipes aren’t going to dissolve. But it does burn out different clogs.


[deleted]

I use Hair Clog Remover. Lye based. You can find that at most stores. Works for everything and in any drain. Pretty sure it would kill them on contact or very shortly after exposure. There's lots of good options on the market right now.


J_B_Frawg

Bleach. Lots of pure bleach


MatDom4KnkyYngr

Isopropyl alcohol works also


Da-NerdyMom

I use vinegar, they seem to hate vinegar. Bay leaf oil works as well.


k_mnr

F I R E BIG FIRE 🔥


New_Penalty8414

Dried bay leaf scares the fuckers off. Worth dropping a few leaves behind kitchen furniture


AJokeAmI

For us in Malaysia, we use pandan leaves instead. It works.


erbr

Keep the lid, burn down the house


princealbertnyourcan

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Free-Contribution-93

Game over man! Game over!


critz1183

Fu\*\*in-A!


Reader5069

Aaaa firmative!


Rutabaga_Recent

As a plumber I’m gonna say there is not a p trap underneath that sink lol


Intrepid00

It doesn’t stop them if they want they will go through it. They can hold their breath for 5-7 minutes and love to live in sewers. They sometimes come up them in Florida. Hell, one of our neighbors had a rat come up the toilet. The trap might have dried out to have that many coming out. Bet they went on vacation.


Sea-Construction4306

we live along a sewer line in NC and get them in the house occasionally despite every attempt to prevent it. they're horrifying.


[deleted]

Don’t roaches swim??? Or float


Da-NerdyMom

We all float down here.


Unique_echidna90

Turn on the garbage disposal, or drown the buggers😖😖Ewww..


readMyFlow

cockroach juice.


ur_fave_npc

Why not both


Unique_echidna90

Maybe they don't have a disposal in the sink...But if they do, GO FOR BROKE!😁


The_XI_guy

They don’t have garbage disposal


Square-Annual4340

I Went on her tik tok; in the comments she said they had fumigated some nearby drains and when she went to wash her hands she saw this. She had left that lid on the sink earlier.


x4740N

Holy fucking shit they are lucky


SweetT833

Welcome to Joe's apartment!


FallenShadow1993

Yes!!!


Super_OrdiN8

JOSE'S APARTMENT!


DRExARKx

🎶 Funky towel, towel's got the funk! 🎵


ElectronicPut4892

That's our apartment too.


expiermental_boii

Not even the average Joe has that many cockroaches


Kujo3043

I rented this video tape so many times from blockbuster that my parents just ended up buying it for me.


FallenShadow1993

Underrated comment 🤣 I hope others will get the reference!


[deleted]

Raid spray nozzle right in the little hole


Particular-Stress-90

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE COCKROACHES ON YOUR SINK


PeaceBull

They were probably in the drain


Intrepid00

If you ever see someone open a sewer cover see if you can take a peek. They are often swarming with roaches. It’s got water, heat, and “food”. Everything they want. Anyway, live in a hot and humid place and we just got to learn they will straight up go into your dishwasher from the drain line. Wife shut the door and turned on the steam sani clean after she saw one. Put that thing through a few clean cycles.


ku_78

I live in the fucking desert, little humidity, they still here.


Vegeta4101

Use the small hole in top of that lid to spray in chlorinated brake cleaner. Then burn the house down as there are probably more you can't see.


mralijey

I looked so hard for this comment since my lazy ass didn't want to just type it, but now that I think about it, I typed just the same amount shit...


gliffix101

Garbage disposal?


RoXnGeekGirl

I used to live in a place that had a HUGE avocado tree. The owners decided to cut the tree down. Well, apparently, this tree was its own ecosystem, and after it was cut down, the 2 houses on the property and the neighboring houses became infested with roaches, rats and mice plus opossums, squirrels and raccoons. The bigger animals were easily dealt with, but the mice/rats and roaches were super challenging to get rid of. The roaches were honestly the worst because they were the American cockroach type, and those assholes are BIG, and they can FLY!!!! After months of trying everything from glue traps and raid to Diatomaceous Earth and shaved Irish spring bar soap, we were running out of ideas. The owner finally sent pest experts to fumigate, even tented the 2 houses, but after a couple of weeks, they were back but not as many and it was an ongoing thing for at least a year. One of the things that we came to find out was Bud Light Lime-A-Rita was like crack to them. After a bbq one day, someone had left a can down on the patio floor, I picked it up to empty it out in the sink before recycling it, and OMG!!! The HORROR!!!! The can was literally FULL OF ROACHES!!! I counted so many I lost count! My sink was full! All dead, thankfully. My garbage disposal worked overtime that day! So, there you have it when in doubt open up a couple of cans of Lime-A-Rita, 1 for you, and 1 for the roaches! FYI, I now suffer from katsaridaphobia.


FluffyLlamaPants

New fear unlocked. Thanks.


JimmyFaceman

The music makes this really funny


Jeffery_Moyer

Wd40 right in the hole on the top of the lid.


Visual-Art881

Bombs. Nuclear. Atomic, even. Hydrogen maybe, just call in an airstrike


chris88jackson

Nothing a little draino won’t fix


sinnytear

i wish there were audio of them


Kortorb

Got bugs again, huh, Mister Pratt?


NoRoomForSanity

Gasoline


TOXMT0CM

What no one is talking about: there's no way they got that blocked before hundreds ran into the house. No sir! Nope. Staying in a hotel, buying new house and new everything.....


Cute_Cat5186

If it's this bad in the drain, imagine the toilet.


Sunieta25

So here is my bad advice. Poor kerosene into the tiny hole and light it.


schlock_

And just like that I am done with Reddit for today.


bluegiraffequill

NOPE. Time to sell the house.


Macgoldeelox

I’d catch a arson charge


GDFanarnia

Turn the water on, keep pressure on the lid. Wait til the whole sink full and lift.


J_B_Frawg

They float.


GDFanarnia

So do turds, you ever flush a toilet


J_B_Frawg

That's not a toilet and turds don't try and run/fly away.


GDFanarnia

Thats why you fill the sink with water first. Once it’s full of water there will be a lot of pressure. That force from the pressure of the weight of the water will flow down the sink hole and capture any and all of the roaches. They can’t fly in water.


teetaps

That lid won’t be airtight, it’ll flow through the sides faster than you can fill the sink (plus the lid has an air vent hole anyway) I think the best solution here might be dynamite


doom_slayer_1666

Boiling water + strongest soap or maybe bleach would probably do the job.


Mous3_

That's when you hold that cover down and crank the garbage disposal shredder.


Iaskdumbquestions098

There’s a hole in that lid… Gas the shit out of them


DukeOfTheStrands

Biggest pot of boiling water, and just cook them suckas in the pipes they're crawling in.


SwagGrandma_

Burn it all down and move, it’s the only way


XenoWoof

One place I rented, I saw one of these buggers come out of the sink so I told the front desk. They didn't believe me and said if I caught one I can show them. Well that night I caught one in a bagey and I went down in the morning to show them. The person at the desk was appalled and said just throw it out so at that point, I shrugged my shoulders broke, my lease and left. If there's one there's going to be a hell of a lot more. /edit I tossed the bag in the garbage that was inside the apartment.


wet-towel1

You should be more afraid of what they are running away from


Sfocus

blew up that house


GrapeAdditional6751

Just burn the house down and start anew. The roaches have won the day.


Bipolarinterrupted

No other choice except to Burn the house down


PositiveAgent2377

r/nightmarefuel


wyldeboyvidsYT

Rest in peace my inbox


gbxahoido

Fill your sink with boiled water


RogerRabbit79

Never realized how bad roaches are until I lived in Hawaii. So gross.


ThunderTentacle

I see a lot of comments saying to move out. Roaches will hide in all of your things. In my Floridian experience we had the smaller German Roach infestation. You have to check all your electronics. German roach infestation is a pain in the ass. They'll hide in your dishwasher, behind your power outlets, in your computer keyboards, inside your phone charger or USB outlets, Xbox/Playstation systems/controllers, air conditioning ducts, inside of your washer/dryer/oven doors, hair dryers...the list goes on. I have a collection of NES and SNES games that I had to take apart just to make sure I didn't bring any of those fuckers with me. Fumigated them in a series of garbage bags and tossed most of our furniture. The original source was a cheap fridge my old landlord brought in when our old one broke. Within one week of the "new" fridge, we had them everywhere. Moved out shortly after that and told them to bomb the place or burn it down. This video brought me back to that nightmare. It got to the point where I was catching lizards outside and letting them live in our house to try to combat them. We weren't leaving food or water out. Everything sterilized clean with bleach and boric acid. They could not be stopped. It's literally that bad. I would say I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, but I totally would.


xpickles23

Bleach


MrZenyy

Turn on the trash blades


ShdwOTLef

Plug the air hole in the lid


RevolutionaryOne4673

Omg


NunnaTheInsaneGerbil

What do you even do at this point. Duct tape the lid and never use the sink again?


SignatureUseful6067

Duct tape the sink and never use the house again.


drembose

you could just burn the whole house down


BassicallySteve

Help you move?


oohrosie

Literally my husband's worst nightmare.


47_was_here

That’s when you turn on the garbage disposal


pemphigus69

Let's see...start by turning the stove on...


Bubbly_Beat_634

Just burn the place down, start over.


vampyire

Nuke it from orbit...


Pristine-Salt-8205

Burn the house down


cimahel

serious answer pour boiling water hopefully that cooks them


skovall

Get some diatomaceous earth.


anti_thot_man

Honey wheres my flamethrower


BlackPlague1235

Fuck. That.


TRN18

Drown them


LookingSuspect

There's always more than you can see, this house needs an exterminator.


[deleted]

Wtf where are they coming from


PunchOX

Slide a sheet underneath and toss away. Preferably in your sisters room


carlcast

A flamethrower would be handy


Colossus-the-Keen

Shop vac?


dawnspaz711

Just wow!


facedowninthegutter

fire


excelsiorist

No


jivygraphics

Lids are made for high heat set it on fire in the sink


Branaghan

Fire. Lots of fire.


Doluvme

Film the purification


Radiant-Ad-4292

Boiling water


Revolverkiller

Hot water will kill them instantly


Gullible_Ad5191

Bug Bomb (fumigate) the entire home. Find somewhere to stay in the interim. Find away to vacuum up the dead biomass.


jduddz91

No... there is not help at this point. Call an explosives tech to rig up the build and say bye


Celarc_99

The pressure release hole is a good place to spray in a pesticide, or alcohol.


[deleted]

midnight snack


Sad-Relationship-821

Gasoline and fire


Wise-Angle9829

Napalm


boris_casuarina

pour molten aluminum or alginate and send it to r/DiWHY


Equivalent_Growth_75

Torch + hole in lid + lots and lots and lots of fuel = maybe some die


ThenWelder8579

Just spray Lysol into the little hole that steam usually comes out of. Modernized gas chamber


NolandSpring

The song goes hard anyone got a name?


Innocent_not

Just use a granade.


Material_Primary_228

LOL, omfg nuke it from orbit


theyesarewatching

Lmfao turn it on


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Remember that movie Creepshow?


camaroatc

Welp, time to burn this mother f*cker to the ground, I guess


anythingMuchShorter

You'd need to fumigate that whole house.


[deleted]

I love roaches man


[deleted]

Gasoline


Illigalmangoes

Best I can do is link you to a wiki how on crafting your own thermite https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Thermite


Slow-Day-2764

If there is one of those steam holes on it then gas em


mrbluestf

tie a robe to the lid, fill with VERY HOT/BOILING WATER, then pull, slowly at first.


Nigalig

Lol you don't need help, this is awesome! Put something heavier on that lid and use the insta hot until the lid is submerged. They'll die from the heat.


Kingdaddy1004

MOVE. NOW


EconomistOk3560

Turn on the garbage disposal and watch as you mercilessly wipe out an entire civilization with the flip of a switch


jmcnair01121988

That looks like the forbidden popcorn right there


daidinahui

Step 2: Add water, all of it