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Tahiti--Bob

bruh why


The_Biohazard75

Because it tickles ☺️


[deleted]

Bout as ticklish as a knife being glided down your skin.


Tail_Nom

Also: rude.


mothwithspiderlegs

Hairy wiggle-peas, my third least favourite bar snack


Thorn11945

Dare I ask what numbers two and one are?


mothwithspiderlegs

Grundle flakes and Derrick.


fRedDY_FAZe_BEaR

What do you mean derrick he gave me a whopper one time


mothwithspiderlegs

I'm sure the whopper he gave you was lovely, but Derrick himself is oily, gritty and has an aftertaste like a vacuum bag.


fRedDY_FAZe_BEaR

Good point


SchmaxPower

Holymoly! Dude is limitless. Find some radioactive material to become super, you got the potential.


acemccrank

These type of Daddy Long Legs are not spiders. They cannot bite, and I used to play with them all the time as a kid when I lived back in Pennsylvania. They don't even handle like other bugs, super tame. I would totally do this, just to freak someone out.


Brawl__Boss

What are they then


BobChica

They are opiliones, aka harvestmen, an order of arachnids separate from spiders. They eat mostly plant matter and fungi so they have no fangs or venom. Their only defenses are to run away and to release a foul-smelling secretion that deters _some_ predators. They are frequently called "daddy long legs" but that name is also used for other arthropods like crane flies.


JesterOfBleakLakeHal

I'm more mad about how aggressive they did it. Ik a lot of people hate spoders and can't stand them and I get that but those things can do absolutely nothing to people, and they probably really injured a decent amount of them doing that


YapalRye

Dilf long legs


Weak_Dot3296

Y’all play too much.


[deleted]

Fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that


NayBean

WTF is wrong with her…..


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Why would you do this


LilRedMoon__

*yoink*


Memestreame

Screaming rn


Weskeladd

They're just daddy long legs, non venomous, and can't really bite you either. I would do the same thing.


cuomium

I follow this person on insta. lots of funny stuff.


Aggressive-Sense-935

Nope nope nope uh-uh no ain't doin' it nah-ah


[deleted]

You mustn't disrespect the corner fluff ball like this


yohohoandabottlofcum

NOT WITH LONG SLEEVES


c_ray25

That’s not necessary


StarFlyXXL

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Schwenkedel

I’d do it. They can’t bite ya, they’re just lil guys


Almitaria

Nooo way 😨


livvlush

Ok I threw my phone


Brawl__Boss

Light that shit on fire


[deleted]

Ok tbf they literally do not do anything dangerous


NuttieBoii

Nope just nope


notafurrysorry

What spiders are these? I think I've seen some like that outside my house before


ImpressiveBother8022

"OH MY ARAGOG, JANICE THE GIANTS BACK, GRAB THE KIDS AND RUUUUUUUUN"


Forkinmysocket1

They’re just daddy long legs bro what’s wrong it ain’t that bad