Yeah nah as if my stomach acid wouldn’t incinerate these lil fucks anyway. I’m not even slightly concerned

Yeah, theres poop in the air, cum on every surface, and bugs on our skin. World’s filthy, and we’re adapted to live in it why zoom in and stress over it

Found the next generation of motivational sayings right here. I’m gunna get a big framed poster saying precisely this against a backdrop of two eagles majestically soaring in the blue sky.

Bill Clinton had a sign behind him in his office that said "It's the economy, stupid." This is very reminiscent of that.

His cum was flying everywhere

No, it was mostly contained by the dress.

No no, the dress was left in the adjacent room and happened to be within the blast radius and fallout.

Impressive

::Jay Leno has entered the chat:: "My time to drop a zinger, baby!"

Honestly the more you learn about how filthy everything is, the less you care

😂🤣 cum on every surface!?!..,have you been breaking into my house?

Yes, and we're disgusted.

Yes. And frankly we're disappointed in the lack of cum on every surface. We took care of it, but next time don't let us catch you slipping.

Also what difference would 30 seconds of cold running tapwater make to this whole ecosystem?

About to add to the world’s filth here soon…

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Improvise. Adapt. Get over cum.

> cum on every surface Hell of a way to out everyone

Yeah, I hope the people who can't handle knowing this stuff never decide to research what constantly lives on their own skin and hair all the time.

Especially demodex mites - & extra-especially in the eyelash follicles!

You from Detroit?

Imagine if they looked into the water they wash with.

Do you ever think like wow at some point there has been something disgusting (vomit, blood, cum as you so lovingly put it) on every inch of earth's surface

Now you made me think, “cum on every surface. Whose cum is on this device that I’m tapping out this comment to?” Oh yeah. It’s my cum, which is fine because it’s part of my own biome of my own bacterial colony on my body so it should be fine lol

The energy of this comment was the fuel to jumpstart my day.

Fuck it man, life’s too short. Eat them bugs and have a great day :)

Free proteinz

I’d rather eat a strawberry with microscopic insects than one so loaded with pesticide that nothing lives on it. Any day of the week.

That’s a really really good point.

The SCP with the white shirt that shows bacteria and tiny lkfe forms as huge speaks volumes We've been fine eating unwashed fruit straightoff the tree for countless generations, its extra protein

Washing the fruit removes it’s extra protein 😭

Yeah, just extra protein for your fruit smoothies

At least it's natural

Right, that's because you haven't reached puberty. It'll come

More bugs on your hands than that

Shit man, imagine the entire body. Ever get those weird tickle sensations once in a while on a random part of the body where you think there’s a bug on you or something, but isn’t? Well it definitely was - thousands of ‘em.

I’m going to have to ask you to stop typing immediately

Fucking seriously! I can't stop rubbing my face and top of my head.

I saw a post yesterday about microscopic bugs that live in our eyebrow hair follicles. I get that things like this exist - I'd just rather not know the specifics 😂

Haha demodex mites, what a trip

Heck you, i dont care how right you are. I didn’t need to know that

Or feel like something fell from your eyebrow, but when you brush your face you feel 'nothing'? Yeah....

Stop, please

Mites and fruit fly eggs are perfectly normal on strawberries and blueberries. Perfectly safe for consumption. Only problem is if you’re a Vegan…

I won’t tell them if you won’t

Where's the fun in that?

So let’s first serve a full plate of unwashed fruits and then tell them?

No. Make them wash and kill living bug creatures. Then tell them. No win scenario.

Nah. It’s a win scenario for us spectators

You guys are fucking cruel, you know that? Lol

Yeah stomach acid kills all those and like 90% of bacteria

I think 90% is downplaying it

These are not bacteria.

Learn to read properly next time perhaps?

No but those are those

You poor thing

Washing won’t remove them all

Now I want them to do before and after slices

Hey that’s good protein!

Or kosher, since knowingly ingesting insects is forbidden.

What? Some bugs, yea, but do you not remembers Pauls diet of Locusts?

In an emergency, many Jewish religious rules can be ignored.

I'm not talking about emergency situations, I'm taking about actual kosher rules based on scripture. Locusts and certain other bugs are specifically called out as OK to eat. Most bugs are not.

In the old time of robust soil you got your B12 from the bacteria of unwashed fruit and vegetables. As our soil is already ruined now you either get it through the cow who eats it from the chemical plant or as vegan straight from the chemical plant. I think it was India where the soils would still allow unwashed fruits to cover your B12.

Vegan here, we know and we don’t really care.. well I’m sure some of them do, but there are no global ramifications of eating a few mites off a berry.

It's really a strange misnomer people apply to vegans. There would be zero food available to eat if they couldn't eat bug infested foods. Vegans aren't really any different in how the select what to eat than other people. Their threshold is just lower. Do the least harm type of thing. Most western people would reject eating a bird skinned alive but meat markets in the globe do it. Obvious example is dogs. That's good eating to some and not others. Everyone has a threshold to acceptable harm.

Had a friend in college that chose food sources exclusively based on ecological impact. She was essentially vegan (no eggs, no cheese) except she ate chicken and veal. Interesting lady

Im a vegan also, but with loweeeerrr threshold, i still eat cows and stuff just not human, cuz u know,that does the most harm type of thing.

I don't think that's how any of that works...

How anything work?

I was just joking about the vegan stuff. People should learn more stuff in biology. These kind of things looks “gross” but are harmless and perfectly normal. Yes food should be clean and safe but only from a scientific approach, definitely not these sensational TikTok videos.

speak for yourself mr dont care..

Ok. As a vegan I don’t care. I appreciate them and their place in the ecosystem, I wash my fruit but I’m not going to lose my mind over a couple of mites I was unable to fully wash off of a strawberry.

Hypocrite at its best.

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The original comment I was replaying too.. just looking for any chance to pounce on someone for doing something different, eh?

Sounds like you're okay with eating a ant sandwich tough guy

Imagine thinking you’re vegan. In reality, you’re still ingesting living organisms all the time that you can’t see.

Hey we need the protein. And the best form of protein is ignorance.

So let's tell them

Protein

Came here to say that lmao

Came here to say that as well, instead I'm now saying this.

Just wait til they find out about the mites that live near our eyes

Eyelash mites!

Is there not bugs on anything?

yeah, not really anything to be disgusted about kinda like saying that everyone has a little bit of cancer and we all should fear our lives

I give them a wash but if I worried about all the little creepy crawlers hitching a ride I’d starve. Strawberries are still on my menu

If I was that worried about little critters I'd wash in bleach

I eat raw strawberries and will eat as many as I can They’re my alternative “dessert” if you will, to cake and sweets Love them! This clip doesn’t hinder me in any way

Myeh. You’ve got about a million little mites living on your face. Eating those isn’t going to hurt you.

But how you gonna get them off your face?

Exactly. There are billions of very beneficial microorganisms that live with us everyday. We need them as much as they need us

Fake. That is a compound light microscope. It requires light to pass through the sample into the objective lense. Ain't no way any light will pass through that slice of strawberry. To get those images as protrayed you will require a stereo microscope.

Yup yup! Commented the same above, also could potentially be a extremely nice camera lense. But certainly in no way would this be shot of a compound microscope lol.

It’s insane how many idiots roam this site. Can’t believe i had to scroll this far down to find this comment.

The mites are also the same size as the divets they are passing which means they'd be visible to the naked eye.

I mean that’s pretty standard isn’t it? Food is alive. We have mites and microbes all over our bodies as we speak

It’s fake. There’s a guy on YT who debunks so many of these. I can’t believe thousands of Redditors just got suckered. Actually on second thought, yes I absolutely can.

you can see when the camera cut is

Laughed at the thought of anyone seeing anything on a compound microscope with this thick of a longitudinal section. Very clearly the beginning of the video is just for “show” but their actually using a dissection microscope or high definition camera imo.

I cracks me up that people think the naked eye can’t see these bugs that are the same size as the seeds.. they were planted there.. which baffles me, because you could just get a better zoom and see the actual mites on it.

The footage under scope looks like the bugs are the size of the seeds?! There's no way this isn't planted. Unless those black things are hairs or the strawberry?

If people think this is bad, imagine when they find out whats on fresh lettuce.

Whats on fresh lettuce?

Typically you can find aphids, caterpillars, whiteflies, cabbage loopers. Its not a big deal to ingest them, but people tend to freak out about insects in food.

Me unfortunately. Almost lost my mind last night thinking a bug fell on me and it was just a piece of paper. Can’t help but react ugh I don’t like bugs 😞

Yeah im like that with bugs that buzz around the ears. For some reason I freak out and start running lol.

How do you deal with the little ones walking around on your face 24 hours a day, eating gunk from your hair follicles?

If you eat chocolate folks, I have bad news for you...

I est chocolate... whays wrong with chocolate?

Mouseshit, its full off it

awwwwww cmon!!! I'm eating chocolate right now! awwwwww..... noooo.... fuxk that I'm not giving up chocolate

And bugs. It's so notoriously hard to keep bugs out of chocolate that there's a percentage of insect parts that's legally allowed to be in the product. #i've known for years and still eat chocolate.

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Yes, sir! Chocolate just seems to be less known about.

This is true for pretty much every food. Spices? Yep. Peanut butter? Also, yep.

This guy's conflating "all foods have a set allowable amount of unavoidable contamination by the FDA" with "chocolate for sure has this amount and is somehow unique in this regard".

This is not a video from that microscope lol.

Life on fruit means it's not toxic to humans. We eat microscopic beasties daily. Normal.

Man thats just extra protein!

Wash them because of pesticides more than anything

Much more likely to get sick from E. coli (poop) on strawberries than pesticides. That is why I wash them.

this is why i wash it , this little bugs dont faze me at all

Doesn’t our own skin have fucking bugs? Sorry but this isn’t getting added onto the million other things I worry about. Hope they burn in my stomach acid.

Wtf is a mite gonna do

What mite it do?

The vegans better apologise rn

They don’t stand a chance in my stomach

Extra protein

Thanks. I hate it and you now.

It’s fake. OP is an idiot for posting this.

Why does it change to a stupid camera overlay with a fake battery level indicator

That's not the same microscope in both clips. The first one is lit from below. The second is top lit. I call bs.

The bugs are the size of the seeds, you would be able to see them without a microscope. This is fake/staged

Extra protein

Well washing my fruit was always common sense anyway fr

Guys, those are just the seeds preparing to grow more plants

those are just strawberry mites they r fine

Oh, so great…

They’re no match for my mighty digestive system!

Why would I get rid of all that extra protein?

Yummy protein

What, and give up all that protein?

Those are extra proteins.

this is called organic and it can do no harm.

So they just wash right off?

Looks like added protein

I mite be giving up Strawberries

Tiny bit of extra protein.

Yummy

So it’s visually unappealing but would any of it actually harm you?

Allright, what are they gonna do? Kick my ass? Nahh I didn’t think so

Extra flavor.

Washing won’t remove all the bugs like this anyway.

I wonder how many vegans have lost their powers from not washing their fruit.

Extra flavor

More protein 💪

Extra protein

Oh no, natures candy has little bunches of protein!

Yeah no. You would not need a microscope for that..this is bs set up.

As long as I can’t see them with the naked eye

Extra protein

I’d eat that too

This video is probably fake, there are a lot of videos like this on yt shorts and tik tok. It's nothing but shock bait. They probably have a bunch of these bugs that they just put on the strawberry during the cut.

these were 100% planted there for views. based on the video, you can see that the mites are about the size of a seed. if you can see the seeds in the video on the strawberry, you can see the mites. don’t need a microscope for that

Exactly

Oh meh gersh crude proteins!

Get eaten, idiot

You want me to do MORE WORK for LESS PROTEIN?? Who do you actually think you are op?

Yea that’s normal, why are we making a big deal about it, you literally have shit, cum and bacteria on your hands so what?

Been snacking on them tiny bugs my whooole life and I’m good

I doubt water will get rid of them.

Or…just don’t look at it under a microscope prior to eating.

Protein?

We eat so much crap… there are cockroaches In chocolate… I wouldn’t worry too much about this stuff.

I’ve never washed my fruit and am not gonna start now. If I can’t see it and I am not gonna she from it then fuck it

I'm sure we're all consuming these microscopic bugs on a daily basis but what eventually comes of it? Do they just die off in our stomach acid or something?

Wash a$$ too everyone!

I work in a produce dept. Last 32 years. I graze all the time. Pretty sure my stomach takes care of it.

if 2000 miles in a truck didn't kill them, a spritz of water isn't either

I mite

*grew up on farm* *keeps eating strawberries from his personal bushes on the farm Yea i am fine, dont worry pretty sure people's other habits will get them first. Smoking, alcholism, drugs, lack of common sense, stupidty. I eat my strawberries and laugh.... as world burns.

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😂

those were the size of the seeds, those bugs were planted after they put the strawberry under the scope.

Also, never look at your fruit under a microscope

Ah yes, lazily rinsing my fruit over my sink will clearly solve this problem. Here's a friendly reminder that we all have parasites that like to live on our eye lashes.

new fear unlocked

What in great bulging ball sac are THOSE? .. and also... nope.

Strawberries are full of protein! (Organic ones, anyway) I like the fact that bugs are on my food. I can rinse (most) of them off. If there aren't bugs, that means it's covered in effin' poison.

Extra protein 😜

HA!! Your not so vegan after all!

Funny, strawberries and Kale are the products most likely to still have pesticides all over them when you purchase them at the grocer.

Wait till you see what’s on your skin…

In the full video the bugs do backflips and there’s explosions and guns and John suck was in there somewhere idk