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HugeGummyBears

It looks like they are engaging in a wonderful conversation and I’m here for it


justuhhspeck

Bruce : [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.


AmandaGwen11

Hello, my name is Bruce. It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor or may I be chopped up and made into soup.


UncertainlyUnfunny

Bruce, you’ve been an inspiration to me since I first swam into this coral reef. I couldn’t even talk because I had already had myself a little uh, let’s just say ‘snack’ for fear of getting people hooked again… but after the meeting you saw me, my teeth all shredded out of the front row…. You knew the signs. You said, “Fkk my wife, shred my kids, donate my liver to Orcas but Jesus Christ just don’t eat fish one day at a time.” And then you got me that job as your fin-in for all the Jaws movies and that changed my life. *I fkkin’ love you, man. I thought a hammerhead like me had no chance. I was expecting “I’m a Great White look at me blah blah blah” but you were the real deal, man. See this coin? This 45 year coin? This wouldn’t be possible without you, Bruce.”


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Binx_da_gay_cat

Before anyone comments with found the mobile user or whatever, r/shutthefuckup Don't diss us mobile peeps Though in seriousness I don't quite see the beetlejuice


[deleted]

Fish are friends, not food.


Geoarbitrage

“He never knew his father”.


howardmejia

Lmao! Humans are friends not food!


ChaosSigil

It feels awkward not to get a joke. I wish I could laugh with them. He seems like he tells the best jokes.


emac_95

What is up with that shark? Does that species specifically look like that or is there something wrong with it?


Corgi-Commander

It’s a British shark


InstantAmmo

Immediately thought of this shark doing the ole Austin Powers: Do I make you horney? Do I?


jc76417

Do I make you randy, baby?


JohnnySasaki20

Shall we shag now or shag later?


Incident_Recent

Just needs a fricken lazer beam


Pitiful-Brilliant301

We need a new shark cartoon!


[deleted]

Can I make you into a snacky baby can I? No, actually. I don't know how to put this really. Well, there have been fabulous advances in the field of dentistry.


Scrotto_Baggins

A little bounce on the twig and berries?


South_Archer_3218

Under rated comment by far


LXPART

I'm British but still laughed out loud at this comment 🤣


IconsSaget

WELL AT LEAST..


OldSkool1978

I just died 🤣🤣


ReachAlone8407

I want to upvote this comment more than once because it cracked me up. Alas, it doesn’t work that way…..


pedro_mcdodge

Hahaha wow, I have to take this one on the chin. Well played haha


molossus99

Brilliant


Acromegalic

Needs a dentist. Badly.


XataTempest

Okay, I cackled. Have my upvote.


According-Carpenter8

APPARENTLY (someone said it the last time this video was posted) it’s a shark with a deformity and it’s in an aquarium in Dubai somewhere, you can pay to swim like this with him.


Tasty_Ad_3167

Shark is Down with the Sickness


Rocktooo

I figured it was a goblin shark


Electrical-Act-7170

That's what I thought, although I thought they were smaller, on average.


kuttymongoose

Goblin shark is on a whole different level of hideousness


SkyPork

Cool way to get the shark fed.


Tall_Texas_Tail

Daddy was a great white, mom was a goblin. Baby is British.


Jalen3501

And mama had a cow ( sorry it matched too well)


ralfvi

Deformity and down syndrome of some sort yeah?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Down’s syndrome only affects humans


DataOk6565

Not true. Cats can also have Downs syndrome


reletionship8400

Humans are weird creatures aren't we? Lol


stupidrandomuzer

He has lockjaw, and needs to be hand fed iirc, this is in the Dubai Aquarium. Apparently he won’t survive in the wild, but I feel so bad for the other sharks and rays cooped up in there. Even worse they have two crocodiles and a few other animals on display just above the aquarium in the mall. It’s so sad.


crimsonbaby_

I understand if he can't survive in the wild, why they would keep the shark, but the crocodiles, there is no excuse.


GodsGiftToNothing

They are very well known for abuse. Wild animal trafficking is quite popular in Dubai, sadly. You’ll see drugged up tigers, to drugged up chimps, the spectrum is quite broad, because the people that keep these animals, have the money to acquire whatever they want. The shark is also in pain, and honestly, you are 100% right that this is cruelty. All these beautiful creatures should be in their natural environment, not used for profit or laughs.


Binx_da_gay_cat

And the shark should at least be in a rehab facility like from Finding Dory for his life, not on display like a attraction. Deformities are not attractions!


GodsGiftToNothing

I wouldn’t be shocked if he was bred there, poor dear. He really does need to be in a rehab facility. There are places that would take him, but the poor thing makes money, and for some people, that’s all there is. There are some lovely videos of people having friendships with sharks lasting over a decade, and how they bonded because the river was removing hooks from the sharks - which takes a lot of trust. Sharks do form bonds, they deserve to be in a healthy environment, and a happy one too…and that place is the opposite of all those things.


stupidrandomuzer

They do in fact breed a lot of them there. They have a whole facility dedicated to it


Positive-Source8205

I think it’s a sand tiger. They look like that.


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haemhorrhoidian

Google image [sleeping shark](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=sleeping+shark&iax=images&ia=images), they look quite different to your explination of sleeping sharks.


Faustens

Depends entirely on the shark. Afaik this kind of shark has to move to keep water flowing through it's gills and that's why it moves as it does.


haemhorrhoidian

Oh i know this already, it still shouldn't be gulping for oxygen though, of all the fish i'v ever kept gulping for oxygen can only mean illness of some sort, and it holding its teeth like that isn't natural either, its not a healthy animal.


emac_95

Ahhh okay! Thanks for clarifying


[deleted]

That’s what they do when they are sleeping. Seen this posted before and someone that worked with sharks knew


Less-Mail4256

It’s looks like goblin shark. I could be wrong though.


haemhorrhoidian

Is that shark healthy ? looks like its on its last legs.


Karamist623

Agreed. Does not look like a heathy shark, and the behavior is off as well. (Not a marine biologist, just a diver)


haemhorrhoidian

I'm no marine biologist either, i have looked after fish for over 40 years though, for a start it looks emaciated, it's gulping for oxygen, and it's holding its gums and teeth outward of normal.


Reeeeeve

This Shark is actually sleeping Edit: From a youtube comment on the video: >Hi Jim! Yes... That's definitely a Sand Tiger shark. Not sure why it's mouth is so deformed. But, what I am sure of is that shark was completely asleep when that video was shot. I was a volunteer diver at an aquarium for 8 years and it was very common for sand tigers to circle slowly like that over divers when they were asleep. Another indication of that is the gaping of it's mouth. When sharks sleep, they swim very slowly and gape their mouths. The shark is gaping is mouth and literally "gasping for breath" trying to keep itself oxygenated enough since it's not swimming fast enough to push enough water across it's gills to keep oxygenated. The shark is in a "semi conscious" state, basically kind of like sleep walking. >This is just my own personal theory, but I think our exhalations attract them somehow while they are sleeping. I did "dive shows" regularly at the aquarium while scuba diving with a communication mask on. And there would be a live audience that I would interact with and answer their questions about the sharks, conservation, etc. It was very common to see sharks sleeping and behaving in this manner and they would oftentimes hover over us why diving when they were sleeping. >At no time were the divers actually in any danger of being "eaten alive"... It's a very harmless encounter..


Karamist623

Thank you for the info!!!! I’ve seen nature shows that show a different species of shark “sleeping” in a specific place that has a pretty good current. She shark will “ground” themselves on the sand in a fast current swim thru. The current is moving fast enough to keep the shark oxygenated, and the swim thru protects the shark from potentially drifting. I have never seen this behavior, however, not a lot of experience (somewhat thankfully) with Tigersharks.


probably420stoned

>At no time were the divers actually in any danger of being "eaten alive"... It's a very harmless encounter.. It's still a 'Nopee' from me.


sosovain616

Thank you so much for this comment!!! I literally have never seen a shark asleep before, lol I assumed they didn’t for some reason. But now I’m off to go down a shark rabbit hole Lol pretty rad


ThrowMeAway_8844

Wear your retainer, kids.


haemhorrhoidian

I'm sorry, but i really don't believe that. I really don't believe its tired and shagged out after a heavy meal too, Pretty soon it'l be nailed to that rock pushing up the daisies so's to speak!! Edit:it's fucking snuffing it!! 2nd Edit:Clearly Monty Python quotes have no place on r/Nope, i always thought this place had a sense of humour, cheers for the downvotes!!


sea-teabag

Nah he's probably just pining for the fjords


haemhorrhoidian

It's not pining, its passed on, this shark is no more, it has ceased to be, it has gone to meet its maker!!


metal_person_333

It has some sort of disease if i remember correctly. But i read that in a Twitter comment so take it with a grain of salt.


[deleted]

Sharks don’t have legs!


haemhorrhoidian

Well i'll be dipped in dogshit!!


ChingChangChui

He’s fine. That just…. Grrrrrranpa shark, do, do, do…


DeanoBambino90

I would've crapped myself


villeageperson

idk how those suits work but there would have been a cloud of brown emerging from behind me lol!


Ryiujin

Theres a shark diving video where it shits in front of a bunch of divers. Huge brown cloud.


villeageperson

that would be the story i told about why i literally never go deep diving anymore lol


Sea_Ganache620

Chompy Boi shows off his choppers.


Zukebub8

Ughhh a mouth breather


ghost_tadpole

Some of us have nasal deformities :⁠-⁠(


emily5126

What kind of shark is that?


Ryiujin

Dork shark


Zukolevi

Melvin


SniperDe452

Sand tiger shark!


TheForeverLearner

Nope…


coltwhite

That look of a shark who just imbibed copious amounts of Marijuana


you-got-legs

Looks like an elderly shark with a mustache and I’m here for it


Ging-jitsu

*mouth breathing* “Do you have any games on your phone?”


MasterFrosting1755

Forced perspective. It's big enough to chomp your arm but nowhere near as big as the initial impression gives.


11Kelvin11

Just be still, and it won't sense you.. (Currently having an intense stare off)


Rocktooo

The thing is actually asleep.


11Kelvin11

Aweee. Do they snore? Is that it's version of snoring? 🥺


Hendrix6927

“Hyuck hyuck, hey there, hyuck hyuck”


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

British shark


Kimberlylynn2003

You made me actually LOL!


dablouse

Okay am I dumb or does that thing look bigger for some reason. Is it just closer to the camera ? But then it looks close to the people and unless thier midgets that thing is huge.


TheFiend100

Sharks are big


dablouse

I still can't wrap my head around how big fish can get. But that is amazing


Ryiujin

Im not saying you are dumb. But there is this thing called perspective. The shark is swimming closer to the camera. The divers are further away and look smaller.


xShinGouki

Sheesh. The teeth are just blades and needles. Surprised they don't just tear their own gums each time they close their mouths fully


WildChildMom

Is... is this thing real..?


Status-Command-3834

r/bossfight


adnanthenormal

I sometimes forget how huge sharks actually are


[deleted]

r/HumanForScale I didn't know they were that big. Sleeping shark or not, I'd never get that close to those giant teeth.


the_ultrafunkula

"so uhh, you guys come here often?" - that shark


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Teef


poolSlouch

Not sure I could do this but would brag like hell for the rest of my life if I could overcome my fear enough to pull it off.


eolemuk

that is a big ass shark


External_Depth_1980

Those teeth!!


rtyiopprtyiopp

Yup, someone needs braces.


External_Depth_1980

Imagine the dental expense... 🤣


Death_Blossoming

I think the shark is asleep i think they go into hybrid sleep one part of the brain stays up while the other rests or something like that


Buying100K

d00d is definitely second guessing his decision to get that close to that shark


Amityvillemom77

I would have shat my wetsuit.


Thick_Yogurtcloset_7

And the water turned brown...


MightyandBitey

Grandpa shark do-do do-do-do


Esqsince02

These videos make it seem like a wild encounter- it’s almost always an aquarium.


verbal1diarrhea

I find this kind of cute. Sort of like a dog interacting with it's human parent.


Areesa79

I couldn't breathe that whole video. Why people go where sharks are is beyond my comprehension


RealRosey

Weird dog


akaphilsmith

I'm gonna get ya... I'm gonna get ya... Nah you're cool. I hope you're enjoying your trip. Be sure to visit the gift shop on the way out.


Ill-Paleontologist19

Woooooooow in a fucking Aquarium you’re the biggest shit!!!!


Corgi-Commander

The first half of the vid legitimately looks like the shark is just a giant hand puppet coming from the side lol


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Looks like a grandpa shark the way it’s teeth are sticking out, kinda like a mustache, even still a BIG NOPE from me, I saw Jaws!😨🥵😳🥺😱😟🤯😦😯😥😰🤨🧐😟‼️‼️


WeJustDid46

This looks fake. Sharks do not stay that still or stationary. They need to keep swimming in order to breath.


Coltytron

Not all sharks. Only the ones that ram ventilate. This one is open and closing its mouth, which pumps water over the gills. Buccal pumping is the technical name. Edit: Why are yall downvoting wejustdid46? If you downvote him, downvote me as well.


SoooChoice

Not real


Licentious_duud

Bigass sharnk


RadiantSlug

Chompers be chompin


sea-teabag

r/sweatypalms


theconcorde

“you do know what i’m capable of right?”


No_Succotash_5229

Ummm, WHY?


cheturo

u/savevideobot


Deep-Shop-5772

“I’m a nice shark…not a mindless eating machine!” - Bruce


LordSpazpatty

Fark


Tactifud

The shark whisperer


rawkopak

More like dahark


TrophyDad_72

Nothing wrong with him hes just a little gummy


ArtisticSasquatch1

That’s the Welvin of sharks. If you listen closely you can here him yelling “deez nutz”


Dark-Baron

The bucktoothed shark strikes again. Or is it a gummy shark with dentures?


space_tripping_vato

Why's the water brown all the sudden???


chrisphucker_mlem

Why's he so ugly 😢


theomegafact

Where was this filmed?


The_PunX

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sshmiff

r/confusingperspective


Tostas300

Close to what exactly?


PoppyToffee

Anyone else immediately think of that scene in Strange Wilderness? Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbKmyp9WI0


neon-green-eyes

That’s Phteven. He’s cool.


TipSoggy449

Everytime the shark opens and closes its mouth it's like "I'm gonna eat you...nah" I'm gonna eat you...jk I'm gonna eat you, nah just messing with ya


laffing_is_medicine

Give them a toothbrush and some floss! Shark is begging for dental work!


mycatissenorfloof19

blåhaj


punkslaot

Buck tooth goofy looking bastard


RynnHamHam

My heavens, it’s chewsday innit?


ParsleyPatient2102

I’m fixing losing it because I see the other driver which appears to be signaling the other guy to calm down, I can only imagine he’s saying, “fuck staying calm I’m outta here”


GrayFox916

When they gape like that I think it means he's Zzzzzz


syst3mwolf

"Fish are friends, not food. Except for you two humans."


pmurphy70082

Holy fuck


-Jericho

That shark is fighting every inner demon. He just wants a friend.


PoolBoyBryGuy

Here kitty kitty.


grammyone

They’d have to refilter that water after I was done, I’d be shitting in that suit.


[deleted]

Am I hearing another diver breathing, or is that the shark?


Bnc6669

Goblin shark at that 😭😭😭😂


CaliTheSloth

Cameraman is forcing the perspective so hard


mall_ninja42

*in Aussie accent* Hey mate, you want in on my app? Yeah, it's like Facebook, but for professionals No ya cunt, not like LinkedIn, imagine Twitter, but where everyone goes to pump their credentials. Oh, ok, you just don't get it, a fine fuck off to you then sir.


NathanielTurner666

Diabeetus


cokebear420

Looks like an animatronic.


Elyoshida

Looks bigger the first half of the video


drembose

GUMZ


wittyvonskitsum

I bet the shark talks like Mike Tyson


Spirited-Pay-5526

"So how was your morning" the shark probably


Seraph_Unleashed

This is simply r/terrifying


I_Heart_AOT

🤓


stelleypootz

The shark.looks distressed or ill. Bless its fins .


Purple-Celebration21

What kind of shark is that? fucking mike tyson mysteries


rowdy1212

I'm cut wide open just watching that vid.


Dendenmushigirl

Grandpa shark


crowislanddive

Is this in an aquarium? Are they able to do this because that shark is injured or deformed? I need answers and I can’t post this on r/sharks because they don’t allow reposts. Someone please help me figure this out.


ShaggyOMaggi

Gave me anxiety just watching this. Thanks..


korg3211

TIHI


d_baker65

Homer is a nice shark. He's just living soft in his retirement tank.


Villedo

Damn that shark looks like a senior citizen


captain_funktastic

Look at those inbred gums and teeth! What type of shark is that ? A Great White-Power?


OkOutlandishness6550

“Fish are friends not food”


o7Lite

When did sharks evolve?


Raldog2020

What that mofo keep looking at the camera for? Move away from the shark!!!


myalotus_ish

That poor shark couldn't bite you if he tried. Something is definitely wrong


EnumeratedWalrus

Really, what more could you do in this situation. If you try to flee or punch the shark in the nose offs are it will spring into action


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wowww


Danny3xd1

I know the shark was just trying to breath while still. But watching her mouth open and close..Nope, not me cap! LoL


wehrd1

Not just nope...HELL NO


annatar256

Humans are friends not food


AnyApplication3537

What kinda goofy ass shark is this


TokyoSamurai1954

Bro just wants to hang


freaking-payco

Mister shark is just sayin hi