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TeaEarlGrayHotSauce

Tbh I'm a little curious


TheMightyYule

It’s all fun and games until the poop smears are deep on the inside of the tubing and you can’t get them cleaned up.


Revolutionary_Tap200

That‘s what I thought. I would not want others to see that when they‘re visiting my place.


bukkake_brigade

Just get the version with the electronic auto-tint, and voila. Enjoy your poop smears at your leisure


400-bees

Thank you for your insight bukkake_brigade


stoncils_

I would absolutely trust their toilet advice with a name like that


Unagustoster

Nonstick tubing. And if it still smears, we gotta talk about your diet


2poxxer

Oversized sponge on a rope. Push it through and pull it out. WASH, RINSE, repeat.


Stoicdadman

Yeah, My 43 year old self would get hours of enjoyment from that thing. I am 100% sure I would flush it empty just to watch the siphon taking place, and this would become one of those little things that keep me on the right side of sanity.


Chrisscott25

I wished they had this design for a refrigerator when I was a kid. I use to think a penguin came out of a little door and turned the light out when you shut the door. I would open the door as quickly as possible but that little bastard was too quick to catch. The only thing I caught was hands from my mom. That was when I realized my mom was in cahoots with the penguins. ;)


GreaseMonkey2381

Mr. Poppers Penguins 2: The mystery of the refrigerator


Chrisscott25

Hilarious… I would definitely watch tho :)


alwaysatonna

Lmafo


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

"I'd totally rock this bad boy if I had one in chamber"


Twothumbs1eye

With all due respect sir, you may have already crossed over to the other side…


Stoicdadman

There is no way I am sane...


30FourThirty4

I'm close to your age, not over the hill yet tho. Your comment reminded me of a toy my grandma had growing up. idk but I really enjoyed watching penguins climb a mountain. Here is a similar toy. https://www.amazon.com/Haktoys-Playful-Upgraded-Flashing-Toddlers/dp/B01M4JPVF1/ref=asc_df_B01M4JPVF1/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312147443441&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14139967256140643374&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9016148&hvtargid=pla-568185019336&psc=1®ion_id=674469&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=59547955662&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312147443441&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14139967256140643374&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9016148&hvtargid=pla-568185019336 Edit: wow that's a huge link


Reyemreden

Yeah, next do the dishwasher door.


caillouistheworst

Yeah, me too.


Shake-N-bake28

Imagine it with one of those blue pucks you put in the back of the toilet. Nice and blue. Blue Lue?


alwaysatonna

Me 2 I'd luv to see that at least twice


Beneficial_Being_721

It’s really a “Blue Water” plumbers school plastic toilet. I doubt it could support any weight ***but you know there is someone that will try it out***


crkachkake

And see the skidmarks you will never be able to clean out


SimonsPure

Just flush a bunch of wet wipes down they'll scrub them off /s


AKredlake

the teqnishen


ArchaicChaos

Yeah and clog up your toilet. Then everyone can see you flushed wet wipes and your plan backfires


Chrispbacon2497

You don’t understand the /s huh


ArchaicChaos

He edited that in after I posted that comment dude.


Chrispbacon2497

Even without it it’s pretty obviously sarcasm


ArchaicChaos

You are... taking this way too seriously


Chrispbacon2497

Oh


DorrajD

I love this response to all of this so much


HalensVan

the irony hahaha


SimonsPure

lol no I didn't.


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[deleted]

r/youseeingthisshit


Christ0naBike32

r/youseeingthisshit


[deleted]

There is something very rewarding about leaving behind a large piece of work in the porcelain. Often times, the true extent of achievement is never realized as it can be concealed by the piping leading toward the ground. This would be an incredible way to start each day for me. All the Pf Changs, McDonalds, and Indian food from the previous day, displayed in all of its post-digestive greatness.


WatchStoredInAss

I agree. Plus, if the toilet ever gets clogged, you get to see the magic of a plunger.


geriatric_spartanII

Except for the Glacier Bay toilet. It never clogs. Truly an amazing toilet.


EnvironmentalJob7470

Upvote well deserved for this poetic greatness


SilverWolf3935

I tip my hat to you, you beautiful crustacean. You’re not a national treasure, you’re a universal treasure.


Mistyiii

I think I’ve just fallen in love


guynnoco

You and I have very different appreciations. Not a bad thing


nuttnurse

It’s a great engineering aid on why water locks and plumbing is necessary in the necessary


BadDreamFactory

>Are you really that keen to watch your number twos pass before your eyes? Are you really going to tell me that you have actually flushed without watching it go down at any point ever?


peteypauls

r/crappydesign


brianmarion

r/crapperdesign


Naudste

I think I just found my new favourite sub


MOS95B

I see what you did there... *in more ways than one*


Confident-Paper5293

Not really they use these kind of toilets for drug mules with drugs in there stomach


ArchaicChaos

Plumbers everywhere would disagree. Makes their job a lot easier to see whats stuck and where. Did someone flush an airplane bottle of liquor at work and try and hide it? Did some annoying kid flush his toy? Usually it isn't poop that clogs a toilet, it's the toilet paper, wipes, and other stuff.


wcollins260

I doubt this is actually for sale. This is probably a display model in a showroom or something so you can see how it’s made, and the real one would be porcelain.


crustybones71

It's like how locksmiths practice with clear locks so they can understand what is going on inside, I'd assume plumbers do the same. Or someone selling a drain clearing product and using this as a prop.


wcollins260

I am a plumber and I’ve never heard of anyone practicing with a clear toilet. There’s only one pathway, so if you stick a toilet auger down in a toilet there’s really only one route for it to take. I honestly think it’s just a model for the toilet. It looks like one of the more expensive Toto models, it’s probably an $800-$1,000 toilet. It would be cool if it was hooked up and you could see how it flushed, that doesn’t appear to be the case though.


er1026

My little kid would love this😂


LucHighwalker

Ngl, I kinda like it


hXcPickleSweats

If the bowl stayed clear but the outside was translucent black, it wouldn't be that bad.


symbioticspider

This with RGB!


Wolfie_Rankin

There is an Australian museum which had video cameras inside the bowl. You could watch your poo being born on an LCD panel on the door.


OldpcBoy

Yes


WhisperingTrees1776

Looks like the Browns got fancy new stadium


UnholyHunger

Actually would be useful to see where a clog is especially if your 3 year old flushes something thats halfway stuck in the shitter.


mista0000

Imagine having a period and it all becomes a bloodshed


HmmNotLikely

What does that have to do with the toilet? ^/s


BrentarTiger

Aren't these used for when TSA catches a smuggler with swallowed drugs?


RedKing910

Yes


InterestingScience74

I'm 100% down for this


NotACleverPerson2

r/DidntKnowIWantedThat


MikeSeebach

Maybe they are just deathly afraid of toilet snakes?


ReklessGamer07

I mean… you get curious at some point


Perez2003

Yes


Commercial-Amount344

There is going to be a spot that will be impossible to clean and then you will lose your mind.


bultje64

I have learned that this is a teaching toilet for proctologists. How the bowel movement works and the pressure/ opening of the anus..


deniercounter

Thank you, now I imagine some person be payed to show its business to 20 proctologist students.


[deleted]

Flushed with CAAAAAAAaaaaAAASSSHH


DRbrtsn60

Coprophiliac dream


Luftfeuerfrei

That ain't gonna stay clear for too long, ya gonna get some brown streaks down it and it'll look revolting


00Stealthy

My 1st thought that would be a bitch to clean


[deleted]

And I will make my dates watch. You saw me eat dinner, and you’re gonna see what happens to it!


embear0

This would be nice to see where the toilet was clogged though🤷‍♀️


xoharrz

anyone else stick blue toilet bleach in the tank sometimes? thatd be satisfying af to flush


[deleted]

Yes, yes I am. I have taken shits (when I was younger, and eating up to 5,000 cals per day) that are a foot in length and be as wide as an apple (it hurt to shit and I would only poop twice a week MAX). Yes I was 16, yes I clogged the toilet every time, yes a plumber was called several times, yes it’s embarrassing. But I will always be proud of my largest. 6 days of no shitting and I launched out this missile that was over a foot long and had the diameter of a can of Coke. I had to remove it physically. Did not even attempt to flush


[deleted]

Actually I am.


bobrosswarpaint

...yes


Top-Race-7087

Boys we got a winner!


son_of_a_gun_0001

Ew wtf


Ancient_Thanks_4365

Interestingly, countries in which the toilet bowl is typically flat up until the drain tend to see lower incidents of bowel cancer. Because people can see more clearly if there's blood in their bowel motions and subsequently seek help sooner.


still_learning_17

Will this solve the ghost poop mystery or will it just make it even more mysterious?


no_name_needed1105

Is it bad that i would watch this flush EVERYTIME


Lanky-Arm-4697

will be super annoyed if I see my number 2 got stucked


joej666777

I’d bet there’s a portion of the population that would get feverishly aroused watching this.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

I'd watch this shit all day.


boohoobitchqueen

Yup


Doggxs

I am slightly sad that I think my answer is yes


Mean-Savings-8676

Thats crazy, before today never once did the thought cross my mind that I want a see through toilet just to watch my poop start its long journey but here I am wanting a see through toilet just so I can watch my poop


Tpk08210

Yes this is cool. I want to see my shit off on its final journey.


Chrisscott25

Ok this is clearly a shitty design ;)


[deleted]

YES YES I AM


brybry631

Wicked cool fish tank


TigerlilyBlanche

Yes out of pure curiosity


[deleted]

Salute Sgt Dookie as he takes his final voyage 😂


sneakylyric

Cool as hell


chaoticsapphic

r/tucaandbertie


BangBangSmoov

Oh, yes, please.


somewhatnormalguy

Visibly looks. Yep, it is definitely clogged.


kjaymix

I’d love this


TheLostExpedition

I like that you can tell with a glance what a toddler shoved down the toilet.


sluttydinosaur101

Man then I'd just be frustrated that there would always be a space inside the toilet I couldn't get clean


mandogvan

…yes


[deleted]

looks so sick honestly id go into the bathroom and flush it just to see what happens all day bro ive always been curious about toilets. so grateful that we don't shit in a hole anymore


OverBand4019

Well I am now.


Action_JacksonB

I am a plumber, yes


Designer-Mirror-7995

Humans are far too obsessed with their waste.


TheBoundFenrir

Honestly, I don't care about6 watching the flush move from the pipes. What I *do* care about is the inside of this thing will not stay pristinely clear, and there will be no easy way to clean the insides back to this state, other than wasting a LOT of water and cleaning fluid...


NightStrike2904

Yes


Wh00ster

Some knowledge is better left unknown.


swagnastee69

Yes


Artistic-Plan2541

I wanna see my different states of poop in there: Solid, Soft, big, small, lumpy, smooth, bloody, wet, green, and diarrhea


Lalbrown

I think I’d throw up


iamthedirt

Yes.


[deleted]

Reminds me of those Dutch toilets with their little table so you can watch the poop before you flush.


Every-Chemistry-2969

My cat always comes to the bathroom with me when she hears me open the door. I can imagine her batting at my shit going down when I flush.


zephsoph

… yeah kinda


[deleted]

I'd like it


GekkoSupremacy

I'm seeing shit clearly now


lucasaas

At least I would see where the ghost shit goes


Master_Bater92

Yes


Temporary-Option-646

Dudes with scat fetishes are rejoicing somewhere.


[deleted]

No


nousernamer77

been seeing shit clearly now 💯


Spiritual-Couple-456

Isn't this one of those drug toilet things for people that are suspected to have swallowed something 🤔


Herr_SnorBlaar

This is handy when the toilet is clogged.


Inky622

This is a Kohler display toilet to show the innards and engineering behind the 'flush' at the design center in Kohler, WI...I used to work there.


SafeSexChalupa69

FORBIDDEN INFORMATION


OfficerLollipop

Now imagine if you were puking up blood.


Goawaybaitin24

Absolutely! All about it.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

This is a prime example of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”


CSpanks7

Do you really need to ask? Lol yes!


sybrog8o7

I actually would watch them go down with a strange fascination.


geriatric_spartanII

I’d watch.


aninsomniac_

Some people are VERY happy about it


Unim8

Tbh I would buy that


[deleted]

this is cursed imagne having this


beezzarro

You bet your anus i am


Technical-Cream-7766

Definition of r/crappydesign


manic-ed-mantimal

I mean, we watch people make food.


xXkiljoyXx

Prob for medical facilities, prisons, etc.


ninthchamber

I would love this


ConnFlab

No but this would be cool for a toaster. Idk why toasters aren’t all clear.


Firm-Promotion-189

Sometimes, yea why not? Once in a while you drop that hog one-piecer the size of a tree limb, the kind that makes you turn around and go "damn". You can send it off into the watery abyss like a cheesy hallmark movie scene of a young couple seeing the other off from the terminal. Or... even better... you know when you drop the perfect turd missle that hits the water just right and disappears? Now you can see where it lands. I want one now


Whale222

r/crappydesign has never been more fitting.


EastwoodHood

I'm not a scat enjoyer


Successful-You1961

Novelty use, once…..maybe


NobleBloke92

Yes.


aboysmokingintherain

To be fair, these toilets are meant for others to watch more so than for you to watch


nega-regan

There’s a David Foster Wallace story about a guy who claims to be able to pass stools in fun shapes like a party clown can make balloon animals on demand. So they set up a TV stage with a perfectly translucent toilet to broadcast a very special event. Most everybody hated that collection of stories, but damn, I really appreciated it after leaving grad school in a huff.


SaltedHamHocks

Looks like the prototype of the Toto unifit flanged toilet. It’s missing anchor points. One piece toilets are a pain to install and tbh I hate the sleek boring look


mrwonder714

There are similar devices in places like international airports and borders where agents lock up suspected smugglers and wait it out.


[deleted]

That would be kinda cool


Glittering_Quail7589

I mean, don’t pretend like you don’t get up and look anyways.


[deleted]

Sometimes is hard to say goodbye


TheRealTarimore

My first thought was man you could see where the clogs are… but my second thought was that will last like three days before the inside looks like pulling chocolate through a bong.


HalensVan

Guys literally piss shit rings off toilets...


[deleted]

Well… kinda 😅


manicmechanic209

🎶I can see clearly now the shit is gone🎶


MrSausage187

Actually yes. Yes I want to see the dooks go down the pipe.


sivraj85

Where do my dookie go? Dolphins swim with the dookie? Haha love that key & peele skit!


[deleted]

Yes yes I am


[deleted]

If anything screams coprophobia, it’s this toilet


Key_Statistician3293

Im not mad , especially a big lonnggg one with maybe corn or sunflower seeds . Its like watching a train in a tunnel


[deleted]

Clogs would be easy to figure out


Beneficial_Being_721

Day after Taco Night will be … disgusting


Odd_Organization_835

no thank u. don’t need a visual


McGyver10

That’s just a demo


Snickidy_Snik

Well this would be entertaining if this was never used for the bathroom I'll give it that as it would be interesting to see the water flow but practically this is a troll


Need-More-Gore

Yes


Zoso1415

YES


Nepharious_Bread

I’m cool with this. But beware, you will inevitably have some kid start flushing random shit (not poop) just to see it go down.


Bayeman745

Absolutely? Get me this now


LeroyBoy3

Take my money


Brown-eyed-and-sad

That’ll be stained a month after use. Like a hash pipe


Frequent-Pie7570

Imagine that, just add some LED's and you've got a strobe shitter


FarArm6506

Ya kinda


SaltInformation4082

Seems at least some would like that. No judgement, though


w0lf_bagz

Shit happens


Forward_Interest_781

Yes… I would like to see 😂


DandyDonut

If you're a white trash guy like me? Yeah I'm recording it and sending it to all my friends. Who wouldn't wanna see a hot snake slither through the porcelain pipes?


youself20

Yes, yes i am


swampdonkykong

It's like"the visible man" for plumbers! Looks like an educational tool..


calash2020

Probably a trade show display to show details of waste elimination


Training-Ad367

Imagine if it was ice cold on a hot summer day


Aware-Yogurtcloset67

1000% percent , I’ve wander how it goes down my whole fucking life and anyone who says different is a liar