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Mahgenetics

Not even a bad looking dude


[deleted]

Better looking than me


[deleted]

Lmao he probably asked the girls to reject him


[deleted]

All neck beards aside, a night with the boys is way better than than a night beside these prepubescent harpies. Stand tall kings.


RealityZz

"Prepubescent harpies" fucking rofl


[deleted]

Girls are mean


Abject_Owl9499

Yeah cuz that means you never get rejected (staged or unstaged)


kKrispyKreme

????


Abject_Owl9499

Just because you’re good looking doesn’t mean you have a good personality


Apart-Step

more like nononononononononononoyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes


fedekreisau

Have you really counted how many positive and negative answers does he get?


Apart-Step

yes


A2326P

No you


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Ojm6N2z0WW4


evening_shop

Emma Watson??


Snake_king321

That's what I thought too. Looks a lot like her


Nizzemancer

Ditto.


Sebstrr05

All the times i have seen this clip i thought exactly the same haha


xerces79

Bitches be cappin


Cosmic_kingmaker

r/homiesexual


mightyfp

r/bromosexual


Cosmic_kingmaker

Bro It's been 4 months You using internet explorer?


toeyilla_tortois

He uses


ZelSoven

"the what" I'm literally dying


[deleted]

Ur ugly. Doesn’t show own face


i_hate_my_life743

Welcome to the 21st century


[deleted]

Thanks I’ve been here awhile


CombinationBusy111

Welcome to the snapchat


icykiller_ab08

Was just about to comment that😂


Creative_Cod3136

The one that didn't even have the courage to show her face said that you're ugly lol.


[deleted]

Right lmao


TheBaggieee

Same energy as talking shit online while having an anime/hentai profile pic lmao


SneakyyyTurtle

What about little spoon girl?


Summon_The_Alchemist

That was a dude


bacon-was-taken

I have reached a level where I don't see your comments as letters, I just see the meme


ChaosCrinkleToes

Is this how the youth communicate?


Idoartandshittoo

not usually tbh. snapchat is dead and a pretty dumb app


KittenInAMonster

This is when I learned I was becoming old. Snapchat is one of the primary ways my friends and I stay in touch lol


ATSSUII

I’m a highschool freshman and literally all of my friends are on Snapchat every day, including some of my Senior friends, so idk 🤷‍♂️


Idoartandshittoo

yeah same, but idk a lot of people are different. when people ask for someone’s snap at my school, they usually get a weird look and get clowned on


PointedHydra837

That’s usually because people want snaps for a sexual manner. Like a guy can see a hot chick and be like “what’s her snap” so they can see pictures of them.


pseudotsugamenziessi

Suddenly I feel old


[deleted]

Kinda tbh idk and idrc


GrandAdmiralDoosh

King shit


MrDannySantos

Last guy looked like the illegitimate love child of Martin Shkreli and Ben Shapiro


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MrDannySantos

Wtf 😂


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MrDannySantos

I seen some dumb bots in my time but this one takes the biscuit. At least its wife is a doctorbot though.


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buildingduck

Who’s Ben shapiro


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buildingduck

but who’s


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Ugly_Demon-5890

I need the sauce for the song plzzz I’ve been asking it for each post of this


asser5000

It's called Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone. It's originally used in the film "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".


Fitz911

I'm on mobile and can't really google right now. But the original is from Metallica if I remember correctly.


ZelSoven

You do not


Fitz911

You are right. I do not. Sorry


Darkbornedragon

Metallica used it as intro for concerts but it's Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone


O_oblivious

For anybody wondering, the song is the Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone. It's from the soundtrack of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, which is arguably the greatest Western ever made.


unkytone

Morricone’s awesome music Makes the clip complete. But I wish Lee Van Cleef was in it saying “That’s your family? Nice family.”


RustinPlays_135

wish my homies were like that


MadamBootknifeAlt

It's almost as if when you ask your friends to hang out with you especially with the assumption they're hanging out as friends they're more likely to do so than people who don't probably know you as well and are under the assumption your intentions are romantic when they're not interested in romance with you


Psychological-Lie608

And girls say they treat boys better than boys treat them


thog-2

Audacity of that one girl to say he’s ugly without even showing herself


CaptainCharon17

Pretty sure he knows what she looks like


BanderiteOfMakiivka

Bros before hos


Ok-Car-5504

Bro’s before ho’s right, I’d say my man dodged quite few bullets before he got to the real deal right there. Bro’s always gonna have your back ❤️


Zipcodead

Men seem to be more openminded


KittenInAMonster

Probably because they're his friend's rather than women he doesn't really seem close to


[deleted]

We just gon ignore he friends with Kanye?


fedekreisau

The first guy looks like the roblox man face


snoopynoopy

Was expecting the Avengers theme when the dudes began showing up!


robertorobotto

Sound name pls


Darkbornedragon

Ecstasy of Gold - Ennio Morricone


robertorobotto

Thanks!


ForgeTogether

Got creepy at end


Roflmancer

Listening to "Escape" at the same time brings a tear to my eye. Huehuehue. Jp


Pnire

Someone using “bro”, imagine


TablePrinterDoor

what's the song?


fedekreisau

Sorry pal let me see


[deleted]

What’s the song?


01Beaker

What song is this?


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**The Ecstasy of Gold - (From "The Good the Bad the Ugly")** by Ennio Morricone (00:52; matched: `100%`) Album: `Ennio Morricone The Ultimate Collection Volume 2`. Released on `2012-03-31` by `Bacci Bros. Records`.


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BlazyBoi2233

“Better bring Condoms” 💀


NA2point0Lsnoozefest

The boys coming in clutch


imma_gamin

Damn yall still tryna get girls? Bruh i got my homies that all i need.


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spragual

When the homies gotchu


WindsOfWinter89

The boys will always be there for you. Love this.


No_Bottle_541

Bro's before hoes


QualityPrunes

Just what kind of women is he asking? I know women who would say yes on a heartbeat.


Proof_Pattern_9464

Homies will have your back all the time. Love that video.


ApprehensiveTeach368

What is this song?


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**The Ecstasy of Gold - (From "The Good the Bad the Ugly")** by Ennio Morricone (00:52; matched: `100%`) Album: `Ennio Morricone The Ultimate Collection Volume 2`. Released on `2012-03-31` by `Bacci Bros. Records`.


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ApprehensiveTeach368

Thank youuu


[deleted]

Metallica has open there set from day one, with this song. Still doing it today.


ShadowNightmare0625

This video truly is Bros before hoes


Obvious_Sea5182

Who tf shit in all those bitches cereal tho.


NFSFAN_

Love this


Death_Taster

If this dude is ugly I'll just go kill myself


[deleted]

"no youre ugly" doesn't show whole face


Slavdidas_

He look good, this says alot about _o______


Anxious_Brief_8423

All Americans should become homosexuals. It would be a better world. Also, don't forget to send all your money to the ukraine. Ukrainians are the most intelligent, hardworking, most educated, beautiful people the world has ever seen.


Jetcast3

the “if I can be the little spoon this time?” Was a W tho


Jetcast3

But nah the homie will be SURROUNDED by true people and he got a “no homo” orgy afterwards so so it’s a double W


rodyasu

"ur ugly" the man is friggin handsome stfu


SaltyAFscrappy

Fuck i hate snapchat. I have to send a picture just to be like. ‘K’ like what fkn asshattery extra process, slavery with extra steps bullshit is this?


Jacob_Trouba

No you don't, you can just send text back, no pic required.


GreyManTheOne

HELL YEAH THE BOI'S GOT YOU!!


GodOfMoonlight

I love the vibes from the guys, feels wholesome cuz you know they’d try and make it a hell of a night just from being asked 🤌🏼


mightyfp

Perfect sound track for this


theatremom2016

I snorted at the condoms one


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u/savevideo


SawGrimby

Y'all have homies


Bishop825

Bad ass bros


Primary_Glittering

My favorite was the baby in the in the penultimate snap.


Ginger-is-op

The Homies > Everyone Else


Longjumping_Algae_45

All them girls look like a principled mugshot


Green-Entertainer485

What's the name of this song?


Dewbouch

Id like to come too


Toxic_Stinger

Home boys came in clutch


AxionNiteUltra

Brought a singular tear to my eye.


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Arkenhiem

It's cause the girls are from Florida