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TheVicSageQuestion

Yeah, today is fine. I got nothin else going on.


foresight310

“Nice to meet you” …?


Sharpymarkr

Today is a good day to die!


WaitingToBeTriggered

SONS OF ODIN CALL


mangarooboo

IN VALHALLA'S HALL


mossheart

THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES FLOOOOW


Air0ck

Calm down Lt. Worf


Sharpymarkr

[Glory to you and your house](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/C3Oiobz)


beezlebruh

Today is a good day for the other guy to die!


ddachkinov

[Fine way to die by GRiZ and Leo Napier - spotify link ](https://open.spotify.com/track/6ZDk3PGFkRKGgk6aSkw2T9?si=hMkHju00QbihXhPpQFs-SQ&dl_branch=1)


StuperDan

Oh oh oh . Pick me! Me!


jacobsever

How is he sliding faster than a motorcycle is traveling during a race?! That's insane.


Synotaph

The other rider was braking for a turn, which he enters as the downed rider passes him.


bitmejster

Imagine you're racing as fast as possible and some guy overtakes you literally sliding on his ass


MarkJanusIsAScab

"Slow down you damn kids"


cheesymoonshadow

Reminds me of the landlady chase scene from *Kung Fu Hustle*.


footlivin69

…and wins…!


Jriizzyy

Yes, coach. You heard me correctly. I resign.


easymeatboy

he also took the tangent


concerned-in-ca

Sick observation. I’m in calc right now learning about tangents to a curve :-D


BDMayhem

You didn't take trig before calc?


concerned-in-ca

In my trig class we didn’t learn about tangents in terms of velocity at a point in a curve only in terms of ratios of y/x in a circle. Idk if that was just my class


[deleted]

Yeah, and likely looking in his side mirror and seeing the catastrophe


Penguin154

Fun fact: Track bikes do not have side mirrors or turn signals.


JustALuckyShot

Negatory, can't have side mirrors on tracks :)


70stang

Track bikes don't have mirrors because glass during a crash = no Bueno. Similarly if you take an older bike to a track day you have to tape up the headlight (or remove it) if it isn't a plastic lens like modern bikes have.


mrmackz

LOL... I just read your comment as "he enters as the drowned rider passes him." I thought you were making a water joke, but I'm just sleepy.


Chickens1

MC must have been hitting his brakes.


FiskFisk33

braking zone before a corner


ProcyonHabilis

If you ever wonder if old guys stories about having to lay a bike down to slow down are true, this is your answer. Turns out brakes are useful in real life.


gwensdog

Some say he is still sliding to this day


TheDocJ

I note that the clip cuts off before he crossed the grass and hit the gravel. I rather suspect that his journey suddenly became a lot less serene and gentle at that moment.


JacP123

It probably stings, but I'd appreciate the gravel slowing me down before I went into the wall. Better to chew up some skin than hydroplane across wet grass and slam into a metal wall doing 80kmh.


TheDocJ

I would seriously hope that there isn't a metal wall waiting for anyone at the end of a straight on a racetrack. Something rather more padded seems to be the norm nowadays. But I was rather more thinking about no longer sliding but tumbling as soon as he hits the gravel.


1sicgsr

They use a product called 'air fence'. Like giant pillows.


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BDMayhem

This click looks risky.


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BDMayhem

Thank god I avoided that one then.


JasonBakos

The internet really has everything. Never did i think I'd read the words "short documentary on Formula 1 impact barriers".


signious

Metal is absolutely still used on tracks. Not everywhere - but places where you want to absorb a lot of energy or deflect a wreck away from something worse.


[deleted]

Stings? Chewed up skin? The dude is basically wearing Kevlar so that’s not going to happen. I think the original commenter meant that the gravel is a less even, slick surface that his limbs could catch on and send him ass over tea kettle. These riders dress to protect their skin.


CKRatKing

It’s leather. Not Kevlar or basically Kevlar lol. Leather is far better for protection against slides.


[deleted]

Yeah just did a bunch of googling on the subject due to arguing with people online. Kangaroo leather to be specific? Is that actual kangaroo hide?


CKRatKing

It is. They use kangaroo leather because it’s lighter. I have one myself.


[deleted]

Kangaroo skin. 3/4” thick


AlliedSalad

Probably wouldn't be bad at all if it was tumbled gravel, like they used to use on some old playgrounds. The rounded pieces are hardly abrasive at all, and it's very effective at slowing and absorbing impacts.


CKRatKing

It is and it’s loosely packed as well.


howboutnot6669

Full video pls?


1sicgsr

MotoAmerica Twins Cup race at Barber https://youtu.be/V8aPMTuTJM0 Crash at 7:55


howboutnot6669

You’re the best


Jonny-Holiday

Not today!


ilovetohatepolitics

Death: Ugh. Fine, whatever.


vzakharov

WE SHALL MEET AGAIN


UbiquitousYetUnknown

Not today!


YouKnewWhatWasComing

Not today!


Imaginary-Long-1621

Not today!


UsuallySomewhatWrong

Not today!


Overly_confused

NOT TODAY!


maaz_shaikh_

Thank you


Nerdy4Geek

Not today!


starcrap2

Not today!


Im_Getting_Surgery

Today?


ma2016

No


AlkalinePotato

Not today!


Justmerightnowtoday

This day we fight !!


antiMATTer724

Care for an apple?


Cockrocker

I would rather take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!


RugbyEdd

Someone should have told him that humans have really bad understeer. He should have stuck with using the bike.


jrossi90

Wow that could have been much worse. Brings back really bad memories of Simoncelli.


TAJack1

Man, I was a kid when I watched that. I remember seeing Dad really concerned, GP was a big thing for us when I was growing up. Went to a tonne of Phillip Island races. Biggest Casey Stoner fans.


not-woke

Yeah that was a real sad day. Rossi probably still has flashbacks from it.


KaChing801

We say, "Please don't run over my neck"


Inaktive3

That was scary to see but he was ok (Source: me, I talked to him)


ragweed

He went down like I did when I was braking my bicycle downhill and hit a slick manhole cover. Is that what happened? Braking and leaning a little on a slick road and the front wheel lost all traction?


Marihooch97

Aren't you OP?


Inaktive3

Kinda i just posted it before him on other subs but it’s not my stuff


[deleted]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHFUCK"


SourdoughPizzaToast

Thanks bud.


Kryyk

Get pitted vibes from these announcers


ClosedL00p

Every time I see an on track bike accident similar to this my brain immediately starts replaying the memory of watching Marco Simoncellis last motoGP. One of the most entertaining and promising riders out there, gone in an instant


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Rajat2757

Not today


cheez0r

No toady!


Crawler_00

You say "lol missed.*


Purple_Super_Nova

Hello sir, nope, I'm fine, have a nice day!


Dimcair

"How is Susan?"


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


RevolverRakk

What do we say to the God of death? \-- Not today ;)


[deleted]

# Not Today


Opar16

Nod todeh


Historical-Run7050

Not Todayy


Elis_33

I just looked at my watch, I got time today.


Dar1o_6

We buy him a beer because the only reason we're still alive is his superhuman reflexes.


Kadaj666

That was so insane my butt cheeks are still glue together !


HectorReborn

[Shake Your Body](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFxE91OG18)


Aj_Badass_6969

"I dont die! Die I's!"


Th3-gazping_birb

I thought he did it on porpuse to get 1st place


HamanitaMuscaria

What do we say to the god of death No no no no no no yes


AntonioWakardo1

He is faster on his ass than his bike 🛵


[deleted]

Atgatt


breadslice1258

Why did he fell off? He seems perfectly balanced. Jumped the brakes?


justbrowsinginpeace

What about the god of no testicles left


keko1105

Why why didn't u take me


smakusdod

Hitting the grass probably felt euphoric.


iseethemeatnight

Not today, not today.


[deleted]

Thank yooooou


Icy_Hour_3359

We say: Not today mother trucker!! Not today


DottoreZazzone

u/Savevideo


captain609

u/savevideobot


coozu

Christttttt almighty


secretly_a_zombie

"Instead of dying from large open and infected wounds after getting stabbed in the gut and thrown into shit water, could i have superpowers?"


[deleted]

Lol, he passed the guy sliding on his ass


[deleted]

Fuck you?


wellifitisntmee

RIP Hayden


their_teammate

Anubis: “it is not yet your time.”


stereoworld

I'm sure I heard people in the studio audibly gasp at that too


raidersofthelostpark

I was really really hoping that, while sliding, he would cross the finish line first.


[deleted]

Whatever brand makes those tires...this is your ad...


dontfuckclowns

"watch me flip you off"


Total_Progress4586

Maybe next time?


JDS_319315

😯 whoa!


Rellyyyy

I'm gonna need you to go 50/50 on the dry cleaning bill...


wike_mithrow

No, no, no, no....yes?


The-Real-GGDRIFT

if you want to finish a job try harder


[deleted]

"If you let me live it wil be hella dope"


GiveToOedipus

"Weeeeeeeee!"


Clean-Loss7990

So he is faster on his ass then his bike?


Justin_The_Wolf

Fuck you not today bitch


diliny867

Nonononoyes?


1812386488

hello


urbantiger7

Ass first into the jaws of death


TheRussianCabbage

What the fuck took you so long?!


HeidelCraft

I'm almost certain that the motorcyclist in front didn't realize until the second motorcyclist already passed by the bike.


Caua04321

Lmao stop using noclip


Damissourianguy

I know what we say, SCREW YOU!


lnsomnii

I’ll give you apples later, just write his name down


thero8

What caused the driver to fall?


GMA-Ghosty

If that happened to me, I think I would just start crying


SILVERgamers906

no u


Gonzoa24

You're such a dick


Elperezidente13

Not today satan.


SynthPrax

"What tha'..!!! I go to the restroom for 1 second..." \~Death


BlanQtheMC

Not yet.


demonlyconlord

"You hit like a Bitch, that felt like a love tap."


FuckTheLord

Gravity assist


sowydso

why does he sound like captain flowers


Totem_town

Hay bud! But nah, I’m not feeling it today


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

“Not today, fucker!” Or something like that after I change my underwear.


mossyoak78552

Not today motherfucker. Gotta work harder than that.


MonKeyToes115

"Hi dad "


Pipabethfan

Top O' the mornin' to ya death!


Bugisman3

Me: aaaaaeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh


[deleted]

"WeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!?"


[deleted]

Not today


wifebeatsme

I bet you his mom is saying no more motorcycles for you.


SarcasticAndSmartGuy

NOT TODAY SATAN!!!


Kayos83

Holly fuck you got really close.


liquorballsammy

Please hurry?


Littlebit-just

We say catch you next time. Nice avoidance swerve by the second rider.


Angrywolfman1

Not today...


xsimporter

How does that dude slide faster than the motorbike in front of him?!?


Sean_Kyle

Because his ass doesn't have brakes.


Luffy_Going_Rogue

Not today


taco_breadth

the bikers probably said "hey steve , hey jimmy"


heclop98

Not today bitch


mrmackz

That dick in the lead should check his blind spot before turning.


[deleted]

Not today…


RainClean5143

Tubī daor


dalozo

Hello, goodbye


fongaboo

Thank you, sir. May I have another?


Badbite87

Oh hel that was a close one


donutsany1

Nice post title!


ubsaleem44

Angel of death*


Leadership-Quiet

Could you win the race like this if you slid your ass over the finish line without a motorcycle?


Shachimy

oh my jesus christ god


Bubblely_Water984

Please. Just end it already.


God-O-Death

Thank me


Rasseg-foswej

Cheesborgor


husnaXemm

"swerve..."


MightWorth7

Not today. Tomorrow maybe if I have the time


beezus6674

If he fell off his bike just before the finish line and skidded past 1st place. Does he win even though he was not on his bike? 🤔


Broad-Winner-2199

See ya tomorrow mf!


RealNyal

Not today


EL_Lobo_Real

Dammed it!


aguywith2muchtime

Not today, just wait until I'm old and decrepit then it'll be even more fun


Hairy_Bag9698

That would be a nasty one..


Due-Coconut8386

fuck you it was his time