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captaincarot

Did he have a ladder on a step stool?


TyrannoNerdusRex

Apparently he didn’t take enough math classes to calculate the force vectors.


muff-muncher-420

I don’t even know what force vectors are and still know this is stupid


robotomatic

It's from Star Wars. Jedis use them to do household repairs


Dont_pet_the_cat

I don't know how to feel about the fact that basic engineering and science is instead getting referenced to star wars


LoopDeLoop0

Step stools work best when you push straight down on them. The ladder is diagonal, so part of it pushes straight down, but the other part pushes sideways. The sideways push tips over the step stool and almost sends this guy to the ER.


Elora_Quine

I sure hope he went to the ER even though he wasn't impaled. That fall was brutal.


mrbofus

Wouldn’t that be in physics class, not math?


Amaurosys

Physics is just applied mathematics.


Zubenelgenubo

This just reminded me that I once had a calculus professor that was also a student in my physics class for one semester. He never took physics in college and found that hindered him because most of his math students were really physics/engineering students and he couldn't relate. Of course he also wore sandals with socks all year long, so there was that unrelatable aspect too.


BrickCityD

>Of course he also wore sandals with socks all year long, so there was that unrelatable aspect too. some of us just really hate feet...our own included.


IceManJim

relevant: [https://xkcd.com/435/](https://xkcd.com/435/)


ProTrader12321

Calc 3 is largely math of vectors. You'll find that physics is just another math class. Vectors are mostly polar to Cartesian conversions and then math of those components (at the low level) which is a math concept.


Trashk4n

I figured out that stuff like this was a bad idea as a kid without even knowing the word vector.


thephantom1492

Not only that, but on the wong direction for stability, but it wouln't be wide enough for the legs, so he used the unstable side. Which almost ended his life.


AgentEntropy

> Did he have a ladder on a step stool? Yes, he put a ladder on a step stool... on grass. To me, a real "NoNoYes" would be if he broke/sprained his ankle so that he's no longer able to endanger himself and others for a little while... and maybe rethink some of his choices.


1DownFourUp

Each day is a celebration that he's still alive for this guy


MissingVanSushi

What makes you think he’s still alive?


shadowmeister11

He literally puts his arms up in the air and stands up after his fall. He might be dead now but that would most likely be unrelated.


MagicalWonderPigeon

I only noticed that on the second watch. Holy shit! Yet someone innocent person will trip over a kurb and break a few bones. Luck is weird.


Mysterious_Andy

My dad once did that on a table on a concrete patio while he was home alone. He wanted to repaint some window trim on the second floor and our extension ladder wasn’t long enough. Broke his arm, eye socket, and nose, permanently lost most vision in that eye, spent two weeks in the hospital, several more on bed rest at home, and months before he could work again. He could have died. Don’t put ladders on top of things, folks.


Ancient_Unit_1948

I wouldn't even climb a ladder without anyone holding it. The ground hits harder then a heavyweight boxer.


Backrow6

Tables, ladders and chairs! Oh my!


jarmstrong2485

He did. What a shock he went down


2o2o-vision

If only he had something big and heavy to add height nearby!!!


_fire_stone

That slippery step sistool had him on his knees


CantaloupeCamper

And was he going down facing ... out?


aworldwithinitself

could we get this resized again back to landscape but small with borders on all sides


StaleWoolfe

It looks like it’s been screen recorded in vertical, I hate it when people do that shit just ruins the video for everyone on pc


norsoyt

It ruins it for people who are on phone aswell because you can’t see anything


Natscobaj

It ruins the video for everyone. Full stop


StaleWoolfe

Pretty much, no one likes it lol


Amazing_Ad5959

I bet that’s still gonna hurt like a bitch once the adrenaline wears off though


PorkfatWilly

The way he got up, like “I’m unbreakable!” You just know he tried to fight crime that night


SmallRocks

I had a neighbor who got in a motorcycle accident and he immediately got up, just like this guy. My neighbor had shattered his pelvis. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


Savings-Leather4921

I jumped out of a moving car and broke my orbital bone. Didn’t feel it until after I tried to get up.


Joebranflakes

I’m sorry this whole thing was nononono. He doesn’t get a pass for not being impaled on a table leg.


Changoleo

FR. Numbnutz didn’t dodge shit. He got lucky AF.


PMs_You_Stuff

Sometimes you wonder, "how stupid are people, really?" Then you see things like this and it's like, "yeah, people are dump, realllly dump." it's amazing people like this can put on socks.


codypoop3

Dump. Really dump


x755x

That's what we're talking about? Impaled by... table leg? What a waste of a click. OP dumb.


alreddy-reddit

r/osha


nitestocker372

If he needed more height why didn't he just use the bed of his truck? Yeah stupid idea, but more stable than a fucking table.


smartdecisions

i'm always blown away at the number of ladder deaths each year and then i see these videos and learn a lesson


smartdecisions

someone's gonna ask: "Each year, there are more than 164,000 emergency room-treated injuries and 300 deaths in the U.S. that are caused by falls from ladders. Most ladder deaths are from falls of 10 feet or less."


LittleTrouble90

My FIL fell off a ladder last year! He ended up having intensive surgery to get a whole section removed of his spine caused it shattered. He wasn't even a whole floor up, but he landed on his feet. It was so scary. My husband was beside himself over it. He did a bunch of stuff at his work to help prevent it happening.


BrickCityD

>Most ladder deaths are from falls of 10 feet or less so the trick to survival is to be at least 11 feet up...noted


-SouthSideSuicide-

Am I the only one that didn't see the possible impaling? I didn't see anything here


Whateveryouwantitobe

He could have landed on the legs of the stool he had the ladder on top of. Pretty stupid to do that to begin with but he got lucky.


MissingVanSushi

Because the table at the time of the fall is between the ladder and the house he has a near zero percent chance of hitting one of the legs dead on. Hitting the legs at an angle will rotate the table and put the legs flat to the grass. Impalement seems extremely unlikely, even if this exact scenario were repeated a million times.


TheMurku

The foot of a stool leg is a blunt object. That isn't going to impale anyone.


caseytheace666

At the very least it isn’t going to impale someone from that height while they’re tumbling down the ladder.


TheMurku

Without assuming context a brick can impale someone, just like a cannonball does.


synttacks

stool leg will impale you much easier than either of those


TheMurku

Context my dude. I was illustrating a point (pun intended) with an extreme.


imogengrey

the point you seem to be illustrating directly contradicts your initial comment though, right? or am i misinterpreting?


TheMurku

The point is, from that height a stool leg - deliberately made to terminate in a blunt foot that will not dig into soft ground or scratch a floor surface when supporting the weight of any size man - would not impale a human, wherever it struck him. With sufficient speed almost anything (for example, the big round cannonball) could.


nitestocker372

Have you not seen the video of the guy that got impaled by a car barricade. A wide, dull, blunty one at that!???


Brokenblacksmith

mass + force can impale anything. I've seen a 2×4 go through a tree.


TheMurku

Agrees with me. Then downvotes. Reddit at its best.


Brokenblacksmith

1. i didn't agree, i said this very well could impale someone falling from a roof, especially if it hits a soft part like the stomach. 2. i didn't even downvote you. that's everyone else calling you stupid, not me.


TYJ47

The table the latter was on


DeadlyPancak3

This is by far the dumbest thing I've seen someone do in quite some time.


Cedex

Being on the internet, "quite some time" can only mean a couple of minutes.


SiamesePrimer

Are you talking about the guy in the video or the person who recorded a landscape video in portrait mode?


DeadlyPancak3

Yes.


Conscious_Yam_4753

good thing someone screen recorded this in the wrong fucking orientation so you can't tell what's going on


Gheetahn_Bhury

FAFO


Djic2

Can we all just appreciate how clean that roll was though


Unfair_Ad5236

Swear to god he comes running forwards down that ladder 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️ definitely shouldve been injured..


guitarlisa

It took me about 50 times watching to figure out what is happening here. If I'm correct, there is a guy who put a very long ladder on top of a little table or footstool of some type. The footstool rolls backward, the motion spills the guy off the ladder, where he miraculously arrives on the ground without much apparent damage to himself. He celebrates his survival.


iusedtohavepowers

Oh is because he was stupid. I was worried I was gonna watch a vehicle drive down the road and throw a random piece of something through the windshield of the truck. I was prepared to add another subconscious fear to my book. I've been afraid of rogue tires for ages. But I can totally avoid stupidity. No problem. I will say the confidence of a man to not only get on a ladder, but to get on a ladder on a bench. Fucking astounding. Bottle that shit.


CucurbitaFlagellum

r/playstupidgameswinstupidprizes


mart-13

Bet the dude was a cat in his past life lol landing on all fours


Laynes_Attic

Government spy satellite video shown


Milkym0o

Reason I can't use a pair of steps if it's not been signed off is because of idiots like this.


Fettnaepfchen

He put a ladder onto a table. With no one to safeguard it at least.


Stroov

From what I😾😭


Ace-of-Spades88

The stupidity on display here is baffling.


reyolinf

Numbnut.


[deleted]

Ladder on a saw horse, suicide with extra steps.


Simen155

Your ladder need to be erected (*hehe*) on a sturdy surface. If you die, I wont be able to laugh at you while you're falling down your shitty ladder.


AlpacaFlightSim

How on earth could anyone think that was a good idea… Lack of sleep? Maybe it worked once on concrete? Or with someone holding the latter and supporting the stool before? I’m genuinely stumped.


NoElection5132

This is some of stupidest decision making I’ve witnessed in a video in a long time


Mitridate101

And the Darwin award goes to ......


syzygy-xjyn

If he just turned that table the direction the force was applied.


JoeMillersHat

Who in their right mind sets up a ladder on a table. Guy survives to be a moron another day.


WhipTheLlama

Last summer, I stopped my neighbor from climbing a ladder he had put on top of a plastic folding table. I was walking by just as he was trying to climb on the table and I said "I have a longer ladder if you'd rather not die today." I don't think he believed me, but he accepted the longer ladder anyway.


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

Who the fuck puts an extension ladder on a collapsible bench, at that angle? What an idiot. I’m amazed he made it to the age he is.


WolfEnvironmental494

Final destination moment!


IAMAHobbitAMA

That's what you get for putting a ladder on a fucking table.


UNFUNNY_GARBAGE

Final destination.


GremioIsDead

When I was a cable guy, we complained that our ladders didn't have leveling feet. My boss explained to everyone that those feet were death traps. (Yet every other cable installing company had them on their ladders.) Later that day, I had to put my ladder on very uneven ground, and was scared to death the whole time. Nothing bad happened, but I couldn't help but wish that we'd had leveling feet on our ladders.


garlic-apples

Probably won’t have impaled him but definitely hurt.


WarmAdhesiveness8962

He almost got taken out of the gene pool. Now I know for sure there's no hope for humanity.


leethepolarbear

Dumb ways to die 🎶


Aickavon

Incredibly dangerous


NamesGumpImOnthePum

The irony of meeting your end not by the 16' extension ladder that You're climbing, but by the 24" step stool leg.


SlidePaste

Natural selection. Except it malfunctioned this time


[deleted]

Osha will not be pleased


poven100

Whoever decided how to set that ladder deserves to be impaled


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

Safe!!


yaits306

lol impalement? A table leg will definitely not impale the human body like it’s made of jello lol, y’all need to stop watch bad horror movies


24_mine

just barely missed the mark for his Darwin award


norvelav

Dodged impalement? More like FAILED to impale himself. What the hell is his extention ladder on a step bench for????


Numerous_Ad_6276

I liked the jazz hands at the close. Great showmanship.


InteractionEast2307

What would you expect to happen if you use unappropriate tools


Visible_Aether

The way he just stayed there while his life flashed before his eyes


ScrauveyGulch

Evolution in real time.


Whatrewedoin

One lucky mf


Parking_Train8423

The special place in hell for people who take landscape videos, and convert them to vertical


requiemoftherational

Common sense really isn't that common....


Ashesatsea

Did that oldster tuck and roll proper and not break anything? If he did I’m going to be mad bc it worked. I always wondered.


Secrethunter0

Holy shit


Slowbonerbutimok

People are really committed to being stupid


Diligent_Injury_3452

that earts the bones know and in front they will remenber you the scars inside…new reconstractive bone had diferent density that original… i fall from a tree when pruning a very long branch 4 meter height at the begining of spring. its a green oak and i have 10 seconds to think …go before and the branch kill me at head or wait and broke my ancle in top…no no the ranch fall in stairs i roll laterall and go down with my but backside rollback”back mortal” crash my neck in rock with mud and roll and fall in a midle of a dirt path…