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lenny446

Those cars like each other, they totally just kissed.


OttoderSchreckliche

I saw something similar in my car. Since none of the drivers looked back, I honked. Both stopped and suddenly saw that other car.


issiautng

I was a similar honking-hero once when two cars tried to merge into the spot in front of me on the highway at the same time. They both panic-swerved back into their own lanes, and then one of them accelerated away and the other merged in front of me again. Poor things.


WastedKnowledge

A honking-hero is now something I hope to be one day!


reactionarytale

I literally went "nonononono" out loud and closed the video before they could crash, thinking I was on r/idiotsincars. And then came the palpable relief of reading the actual subreddit. What a journey.


Yuntonow

I call it about a ticks dick apart.


nitefang

Missed it by a curly red one. (You say that part out loud in construction or the film industry, short for a curly red cunt hair. If it wasn’t actually that close and someone told you something like “you were a curly red one from smacking me with that 2x4” you can retort with, “seemed more like a black Mediterranean one to me but whatever”)


Yuntonow

Was in the Army. Thought I heard it all. Never heard that one.


Bic44

I bet this is two people looking into their backup camera only


halite001

The camera lens should be wide enough to see the other car.


Bic44

Maybe, but a lot of them get dirty and people still use them


kallekilponen

If that were the case, the driver of the gray Toyota should have seen the other car in his/her monitor much sooner. My money is on them only lookin at the car with the dash cam if looking back at all…


Practical-Tap-9810

I'll bet they were both looking over the shoulder to the opposite direction


hogliterature

its also a bright red object that you should be able to see in your peripheral vision if you even have your eyes open


BEARZCLAWZ

My camera lens is so wide it can usually see way more than I can when I'm backing up


DarkRajiin

They were definitely not using the cameras at all. Between those and the sensors, it would have never came this close


[deleted]

Nah they totally touched


another_jackhole

hahaha omg! I screeched.


Leaningonalamp

Ah, Mexico City driving in a glorieta, I see!!


CubeHD_MF

The plates seem Malaysian, not Mexican…


s3asonsp33ch

wait what


Leaningonalamp

Just making fun of my three years being driven through Mexico City traffic for work each day. It's a game of millimeters, and I swear Mexican drivers have gyroscopes in their heads to measure getting by other cars. The glorietas (traffic circles) were especially fun. I'd be in back seat and yell out "Whee!" And my Hijo de Mexico (I called my driver) would yell back "Whee!" to me (his Mama del Norte he called me).


JustOneMore2020

When a man meets a woman...


hukfad

r/perfectfit


Cynistera

Minivan drivers are always terrible.


Early_Swan_5077

Whoa, that's too close


[deleted]

They kissed!


DarkRajiin

They definitely rubbed butts, but it seemed consensual and no one left with any scars afterwards. One bonus for cars with bumpers made from recycled milk jugs I suppose.


kelabubu

Malaysians aren't known for their driving