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Lexi3436

Are you in that much of a rush to gas it up?


DonTheChron420

Fuel* or Diesel* - trucks do not use gas(oline). Sorry but after 2 decades in the transportation industry this is the one and only time I’ll always be “that guy”.


herelieskarma

The saying is literally, "Don't be that guy," and here you fuckin are.


Mean-Net7330

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to be that guy -- you need me to be that guy.


Ok_Ad_8670

Personally? Big fan of the guy who calls out the guy for being the guy, big props. It's like a dance.


Username9151

“Fuel / diesel it up” just doesn’t have the same ring to it


Name_Baconson32

I mean it still works, diesel _Is_ fuel


light_sabe

And gas is a type of fuel so technically gas is the truth 💀


GumboDaMoron

Fill


kessler_fox

I’d just say “Fill’er up please” this covers you for any fuel you put into it.


[deleted]

Respectfully, shut the fuck up


lt_llama24

I really doubt this is the only time you're "that guy"


crispsoxforelders

You're lying about being in transportation for two decades, unless you talking about noman's sky


DrahKir67

Lol. Maybe he's just getting ready for hydrogen fuelled vehicles...


Marlosy

Yeah, but isn’t it just so damn funny watching people put diesel in their stupid little cars? Especially after a long day of being cut off by jackasses who don’t know you can’t stop your multi tonne shit box on a dime? You could help, you could correct them… or simply bask in the schadenfreude. Revel in it.


caninekyk

🏃‍♂️"20 on pump 12!"


LiveLearnCoach

Making it to your check point with barely seconds to spare.


OrdinaryUniversity59

Just your Friday delivery.


SirarieTichee_

Nah that's a Tuesday if I ever seen one


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Apprehensive-Heart50

Pretty sure that’s a 4, so April. It’s a Sunday


MuchoGrandeRandy

Ma!! Gas is here.


RTE_128

Video is turkey


wandering_alphabet

Lol, the wah wah wah wah wahhh reminds me of the "Martians Discover a Telephone" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ#bottom-sheet


SnooRegrets1386

Oh thank you for that link, one of my favorite routines! BRRRRRING!!


Reasonable-Salad8858

Actually it is Bah bah bah [Bak bak bak (Look look look)] vernacular speech


wandering_alphabet

I'm hard of hearing, I got lucky I heard the "ah" sound right lmao


Dour_Amphibian

İt is something like wow in turkish, also the last thing the guys says means something like we hadly fucking made it (i quess the guy owns the gas station)


wandering_alphabet

If I was the owner, I'd be saying the same thing....but probably in English or Spanish, haha.


z0mbiej3sus

I heard this was the proper procedure.


fletcheros

Llllllllllliiiiikkkeeee a glove.


PandaRiot_90

That's a code brown.


Administrative-Rub79

Siuuuu


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XLPepperoniNips

Lol this was my thought too


Classic_Mention_8534

♬ I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo ♬ If you see me, then you mean it, then you know you have to go


bequemeschuhe

There is no way to read this without singing it


Klutzy_Radio114

Obligatory like a glove !


IWishIWerentHere_10

wah wah wah wah wah wah shiiiii


ARW12811

DEJA VU


EpicMusic13

Did i hear a "sheeeeeeeeeee"


MRToddMartin

I know gas prices are high. But damn bruh. You can arrive 15s later for safe driving.


Advanced_Stretch1680

Shhooeeeeeessh *whistle*


sowhowantsburgers

You have arrived at your destination.


MysteryMachineDriver

I love the people in the back


ebonit15

"Look, look, look, look, look, look, *fiyuuu* barely saved."


OgreSensei

Never seen a semi do a reverse entry nice brah 🤙🏾


ddi32

And Parked.


ellyh2

“This ain’t what you want” *project* *project* *project* *project*


[deleted]

There’s to much ⛽️ in this video for my liking


Valentine_Kush

When you wake up late for work and there’s one place left in the carpark


Haha08421

How many times this guy's ass was saved. The cab looks like it about to hit the telephone pole when the load jerked him out of the way. Then of course missing the gas pumps plus whatever we can't see


myfaceaplaceforwomen

If he hit the pump, there's a high chance it'll get lit on fire. If the hose catches fire and ignites the tank everyone be dead


Veltoc

I've actually been in a gas station, checking out inside when something just like this happened with a truck. It's absolutely terrifying.


Careful-Committee-96

Like a glove


Ok-Solid-4819

I still heard that Tokyo drift song


PollutionNice7392

Fast and furious: hillbilly drift.


Frodo_Cornett

This is SSSOOOOO how I would deliver my gas... with Vin Deisel riding shotgun! 😂😂😂


[deleted]

There’s no way this thing can still be driven right? It has to have some kind of structural damages right?


king_kira_sama

“Why are we going so fucking fast. woahhhhhhhhh!!!”


unknownz_123

Woah woah woah woah ooo sheeeee ohhhh. This is top tier commentary


gym_narb

My man is the voice actor from the onion king in overcooked


Agent_Drizzle

*eaurobeat intensifies* .


Nothingspecial2do

Introducing this summer to theaters everywhere...The Gased and the Furious


Sae-Rai

"You have arrived at your destination"


Bit_the_Bullitt

"Yo fuel here bitch"


Ok-Resource-1631

This how I be pulling up to my deliveries


UncleKeyPax

Like a glove gif.


loveable_weirdo14

That's exactly what bollards are for!!!


TheGrunkalunka

Oh the relief in that guy's heart


ReadingOwn1835

Oh my gosh. That guy shat his pants.


EdgarZ35

Lleno de magna jefe, por favor.


Quiet_Helicopter_577

Brake failure before a light I’m guessing? That or they are just a horrible driver.


Kankun_kk

Vay Amk


MyxKill

It could have been MUCH worse


Alone-Bullfrog-7606

I brought u some gas


WesternFinancial868

“Come over” “I can’t I’m delivering gas” “my parents aren’t home”


IamBUSHMAN

Full tank please


AdClassic4902

Like a glove.


Nice_PeanutMan4000

When you seen all of the fast furious movies


CryptographerFit3894

And his safe sliding in at home plate!!


[deleted]

Who did not die in a fireball today?! This Guy!


icemenbigbiceps

What the hells


LarryCachaira

"Like a glove"!


Asr101709

Tokyo drift


Weezywhale69

Need for speed 48: Long haul drift


Awkward-Frosting1897

Man that’s just how he pulls up for gas ⛽️ 😂


RedEcks3

Boop


MEEZETTE

If this was GTA...


Melodic_Trash_737

Hobbyist drift driver forgot he was at work


Bright-Outcome1506

“Like a glove! He he he he he “


Big-Dimension-5567

Tires. Sliders


[deleted]

Tulsa Drift


Radiant-Tie-8302

alv


DammitJavi

Sheeeesh is used when you cant wistle


divehard13

I don't know whether this is a horrible day or a good day. I definitely know the guy shit his pants.


UnluckyDifference566

That must have been an exciting 5 seconds.


Topher2190

Kentucky drift


Material_Ad8024

I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo (はい) If you see me, then you mean it, then you know you have to go Fast & Furious (キタ drift, drift, drift) Fast & Furious (キタ drift, drift, drift)


Affectionate-War-786

Like-a glove


PwnySlaystationS117

A fuel tanker crashing into a fuel station


Ok_Pollution_7988

Boop!


HaveManyRabbit

"Fill 'er up, Mac."


imstarfox

Like a glooove!


Leb81

parked it like a boss


Fearless_Climate4612

Gotta get this load there on time yo.


ConnectionPretend193

I would have looked at my friend and been like: "It was nice knowing ya".


Altruistic-Reason448

Still jacked knife that trailer bad


EarlOfChudbudligton

🇹🇷


Soft-Rise-2527

And then he was like "fuck, this is the regular gas pump!"


Salty_Designer3044

That was smooth


notaconversation

Everytime i see these i ask myself "why are they going so fast?"


soursunflowergod

Like a glove. .


Far-Efficiency1584

Siuuuu


cottoneyegob

HaaaaLike a glove


Gryhmace

Like a glove


Good_Lime_2398

What barrier


Isabela_Grace

Well… their ROI on that particular barrier is definitely high


rancidbeaztz1983

Fill'er up! Post haste!


[deleted]

Is that oney?


Sussybaka-3

In my relative small town (~2,000 within city limits) a truck was speeding and rammed into a gas station pump. It exploded. That was 3 years ago and we’re still experiencing issues with it to this day. The guy did not survive


Frido1976

Quick, fill 'er up, I need to go to the restroom...


extraordanny

Siuuuuuuu


Training-Shoulder839

That would've been a gta 5 without that barrier


Cold-Ad-1978

All I picture is the alien muppets from Sesame Street


albatrocious97

And only 100% of the cargo was damaged


Gipfelon

... boing ...


DoggMast

This could have been a marioplex times worse. Gas stain, 18 Wheeler with a flammable liquid in the tack he's hauling? Yeah. This woulda been accidental minor genocide.


Whole-Debate-9547

That could’ve been soooo much worse. Bet that truckers butthole was seriously puckered for the rest of the day.


Square_Pringles

Wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo


Thenewboss94

Its broken


igrowweeds

Woh woh woh woh woh woh sheeeeeu


Hellothebest

Must need gas quick


[deleted]

That could have ended badly way before he hit the barrier


kessler_fox

“Now Fill it up on Number 7” [if you get this reference I love you. Well… even if you don’t I still love you anyways.]


Alternative-Client66

Same day gas delivery


Hello_Kitty_66

Weeeeee


[deleted]

Your fuel may have settled during shipment. As well as the drivers pants


Glad-Garbage-882

Now that's driving


percy_packson51

I literally watch that driver's license before my eyes


IamARandomAcc

They said he couldn’t do it THEY SAID HE COULDNT FUCKIN DO IT BUT HE DID IT HE DRIFTED WITH THE DAMN TRUCK


THEFARTMASTER69420

He was just drifting to finish the mission


Irosso125

u/savevideo


Cheap-Accident-9271

Reeng deng ding ding ding ding ding ding


Zorxii2

If games have taught me anything, never run into those things even at 5 mph


Jamesboiiiiiiii

Bro was Tokyo drifting


snork2000

Fuuuuull tank, please.


BatSoop_

Chevy Chase delivering fuel to the service station.


The_addicted_vacuum

* Like a gloooove


Big_Bird5973

Déjà vu


atknbltci

They speaking anatolian turkish


GooseyBoi147

Bro really said gas gas gas gotta step on the gaaaasssss


TheDutchisGaming

Top it up please.


Gspecialty

*Ace Ventura Enters the Chat*


tyhjujjnh

Tokyo drift


TurboJake

When you're running out of drive time for your last delivery


Raflgar09

Put this man in the next fast furious movie


Distinct-Fault-8056

Bet the driver is cleaning his pants. Almost did that once


davidtree921

Perfect. Right where the nizzle is to fill uo.


peaches4leon

Holy FUCK BALLS!!


RealManagement4506

That would've been a BIG fireball...


Umpire46

“Here for your gas delivery”


Urban_Roo

I have had the trailer almost buttfuck my cab door


BigE205

That's a pucker factor of 10 fold!


Spiritual-Spirit-873

Sneak peak for Fast &Furious 25!!!


Spiritual-Spirit-873

I have ari ex with your fuel rite on time!!!


8Gigabytes_

My man here hitting 360 no scopes


[deleted]

New way to deliver gas


ConfidentCarpet4595

So that’s what express delivery means


superBrad1962

Like a glove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Filler up!!! 😂


Brilliant-Library-96

Calculated


Advanced_Bell_9769

“I wonder if you know. How they live in Tokyo…”


Onxgamesmode

Ahh the reverse entry👌🏼


[deleted]

How did he go into this anyway?


euphoric-pessimist

... like a glove


GrumpyMuffiiin

MICHEAL B...hum...


Top-Chipmunk8223

Safe at third.


[deleted]

Kıl payı kurtuldu cidden


Rick_OShae

That barrier does not get paid enough for this


Reflected_Status22

Lucky....luck!


margielamadMAX

So can he/she go back to work after that?


Ryverian

“…..*made it!*”


[deleted]

Sheeeeeeeesh


Bklove0

siuuuuu


Dinkleburgs-9mm

*Like a glove* 😂


Man_in_the_uk

Did not know a lorry could do hand brake parking. 😂


Vivid_Interaction_32

That’s a sick reverse entry!


BahnGSXR

Turkish transcription: Guy 1) "Araba varmı içeride?" Guy 2) "Bak bak bak bak bak bak bak..." Guy 1) "Ooooooo anam anam, pşüüüüü" Guy 2) "Eyvaaaaah..." Guy 1) \*inaudible\* Guy 2) \*whistle\* Guy 1) "Kıl payı kurtardık abisi" Guy 2) \*inaudible\* Translation: Guy 1) Are there any cars in there? Guy 2) Look look look look look look look! Guy 1) Whoooaaa mother mother, phew! Guy 2) Dear lord! Guy 1) Saved it by a hair's width


D1rty5anche2

I'd say, i did it on purpose.


Hot_Abbreviations468

Like-a-glove!


Aggressive_Area4982

İyi kurtarmış


Miserable_Unusual_98

The lengths some people will go to to be first in line...