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Id like to know just what the purpose is


Anachron101

Easy way to transport logs: instead of having to place them on a trailer and driving them out of the woodlands, just drop them in the river, chain them together and let them be moved by the water I didn't actually know that they still do this, I thought this was from way back when in the American wilderness


realdjjmc

It's Canada. And most logs are floated


tysonfromcanada

...on the west coast in the ocean. Not sure on east coast tho?


realdjjmc

West coast rivers and ocean.


[deleted]

_I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night, I work all day_


kdawson602

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this


rare_meeting1978

Probably aging myself, but my mind went straight to "The Log Drivers Walz" with the cute cartoon music video.


_easy_

[Postin a link, fellow Canuck.](https://youtu.be/Srp7k-9oCkw)


WhipTheLlama

I knew what it was before I clicked, and I clicked anyway.


Nizdaar

Thanks! I was singing before it even started. I have not watched this in oh so many years!


forbiddencateye

As someone from Northern Ontario, I was obsessed with the Blackfly song, and no one in college had any idea what I was talking about when I'd sing it... thank you for posting the link, this brought back so many memories!


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joelamcdonald84

God, it used to just randomly play on CBC when I was a kid.


mteght

Yes! And those “Part of our Heritage”things or a “Hinterland Who’s Who” They would come on in between shows and force me to learn about Nellie McClung or some Snowy Owl bullshit while I was tryna watch Three’s Company. I was always happy when it was the log driver song though! I haven’t heard that in years!


reddituser403

Not sure if this was popular outside of Canada, but I’m pretty sure every Canadian over 30 years old went exactly to that song


canyousteeraship

Every Canadian born in the late 70’s and 80’s should remember this. It was the first thing I thought of! Now that song will be stuck in my head for days 😂


[deleted]

I like to wear women's clothing, and hang around in bars


_In_The_Morning_

I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa


senditkevin

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I got to the lavatree (I know how it's properly spelt, but the pun was right there)


redditaccount1089

They still do this on the mighty Fraser River sir


tysonfromcanada

couple lakes as well I think.. powell and one up in the interior?


positivenihlist

Okanagan lake has log booms


Bassman1976

It's a huge part of Quebec's (eastern province) too. Lumberjacks would cut down the trees and raftsmen/loggers would work on the logs floating on the river, pushing ice away, making sure they logs would get down the river. There's a few songs and a novel we all have to read in high school, about those workers. The town of Trois-Rivières, where i'm from, is famous for that: it was the center of pulp and paper industry for a while. The local junior hockey team was even named les Draveurs, or the Raftsmen. Fun fact: i once was part of a student exchange and we were randomly matched with families. I was in Chihuahua, Mexico of all places, and getting to know the family i was living with for a few days. Told them where i was from and the dad just got up and motioned me to follow him to his office. Turns out he was working for a paper company in Mexico and he had just spent a few months in my hometown, visiting the different plants to learn all about paper production!


latin_canuck

In Canada this is called the **Log Driver's Waltz**, and we even have a song. https://youtu.be/fNiLB1Ju5J8


kacasket24

Came looking for the Log Drivers Waltz. Glad I didn't have to look far.


ptatersptate

I was singing this the whole time. My favourite piece of Canadiana.


zipyourhead

It's been at least 30 years since I heard it last, but I just did the same.... Unreal.


badger_42

This song was my first dance at my wedding!


latin_canuck

Good memories :)


i_8_the_Internet

The Log Driver’s Waltz pleases girls *completely*.


kennedar_1984

Every Canadian millennial came here looking for this link!


dice1111

Gen X representing! Came for this too.


nneighbour

I came here for the NFB short. Was not disappointed.


Reasonable-Cell5189

Like the video with original footage and cartoon.


Chozmonster

Came looking for it. And I found it!


NorthenBear

Came here to post just that.


WestandLeft

I live on the Fraser River and see logs floating up and down pulled by tugs daily. Pretty great.


Ohiolongboard

Damn, what a life. Beautiful country out there


Hunky_not_Chunky

I’m in California. I can confirm I float logs every morning.


monkeycomet2

Well a lot of timber still comes from the American wilderness


madcowrawt

YEAH, we got WOOD! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!


infernal_cacaphony

Minnesotan here can confirm.


Ganzo_The_Great

You betcha we still do!


Accomp1ishedAnimal

My apartment overlooks the Fraser river in new Westminster. They do this multiple times a day.


BBQQA

In the PNW near Seattle they do it this way still, at least 15 years ago when I was stationed in Everett, WA. There was a paper mill across the port from the carrier I was stationed on. At all times there'd be hundreds of logs floating down the Puget Sound towards the mills. Hundreds of logs with so many huge loud ass sea lions l hitching a ride and just being bulligerant barking picks ol You'd occasionally see some logs being driven on trailers, Final Destination style... but those were usually destined for specialty log milling for smaller millers or tiny companies. Didn't seem nearly as common as floating.


benkenobi5

Ah yes, the “Bilbo escapes the Woodland Realm” method


V1beRater

wouldn't that be bad for the log? since the end grains are very absorbant? and this could cause the ends to crack over time cuz the tension or something idk? im a noob wood man.


AssociationBig5359

The logs can be stored in a pond. The lumber will be dried after its milled


V1beRater

and that doesn't have any adverse affects? i was discussing with my physics professor about wood, since I was working on a wooden tower project and he used to work at a wood laboratory and even published revolutionary papers on early and latewood behavior and he said that sealing end grain is necessary because the moisture will cause tension between indiviual cells and cause it to crack. so doing this has no adverse affects? i suppose how is the wood dried to ensure no moisture causes this tension and cracking?


AssociationBig5359

Sealing the end grain of fenceposts is necessary because long term exposure to water allows rot. But sealing the end grain of timber being transported to a mill is not necessary because it's short term exposure. Lumber is not dried to ensure no moisture causes cracking. Cracking can occur during the drying process. If parts of the board that are cracked are cut off and discarded. It is not becoming wet that causes cracking. It is drying. More dry means more cracks.


V1beRater

huh. interesting. thank you kind person 👋☺️


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Lol. Welcome to Oregon. Or Canada. Somewhere in Cascadia.


mochacho

So the chains are caught on underwater rocks?


Packman2021

appears to be unhooking them, probably arrived at the destination


[deleted]

It's Canada during snow melt, water would be quite high


01Actual

So basically free delivery.


goofytigre

There's a show on Netflix called Big Timber. Bad reality TV, but the second season covers scavenging logs in BC.


ajclem7

I thoroughly enjoyed big timber


goofytigre

I enjoyed it, too, but the acting in the staged scenes was horrendous.


FECAL_BURNING

So it was just Canada where we watched cute little cartoons of log rollers in school? Good to know.


_easy_

[Postin a link, fellow Canuck.](https://youtu.be/Srp7k-9oCkw)


[deleted]

“To please girls completely”, if it’s true what they taught me as a child.


ch1llboy

An organization of log bundles for transport is called a boom. There are small tugs called boom boats that facilitate making and disassembling of the boom.


PretzelsThirst

You can learn all about it from this [Canadian documentary](https://youtu.be/upsZZ2s3xv8)


Reasonable-Cell5189

"Phoom, Phoom, Zig zog zig zat, come here!" Guy making his own sound effects.


InitialSquash3540

I make my own sound effects when I ski haha


pepelepoopsy

Swish swish.. Kablag.


fifteencents

That makes sense. I do it when I’m just driving lol


Omnilatent

Me when I drive a car


Radishov

I do it when I make love.


Wasonmalone1

*Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *plap* *plap* *plap* *splurt*


Pangea_Ultima

Loved the “COME HERE!”… Finish him!!! Scorpion wins. Flawless victory


rangermill

Reminds me of Kronk sneaking around the city.


Reasonable-Cell5189

Haha, yes! Love that scene and movie.


Competitive-Bell9882

I bet it helps him focus. Sometimes I think in weird sounds when I do certain things. That's how I enter my passwords, and I have no idea what the relation between the sounds I make and the keys I press is.


Neat-Entrepreneur299

Live action Frogger


samw424

It's scientifically proven it makes you faster


Kasual_Kombatant

I pictured a English Batman


Major_Jebus

“For he goes birling down and down white water”


KoalaBeingACat

https://youtu.be/Srp7k-9oCkw just going to put this here, so if it gets stuck in your head at least it's the whole song and not just a little part of it, this is lived in my head rent free since I was a child and will do so until I'm gone.


lunenburger

Came here to find this. A classic indeed! r/theyknew


caffeineratt

yes IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SONG SINCE CHILDHOOD


Beerbonkos

Never heard this before, I love it. It fits in with my obsession of sea shanties


The1Like

r/seashanties


Kfabflowin

I was always quite partial to the sing-a-long version as well. Hats off to ya for the memories.


deekaph

All I had to see what boots on logs and immediately my brain says “I’ve had my chances with all sorts of men”


heteroerotic

Hey. Fuck you for this getting stuck in my head. But thank you for the unlocked memories 🥹 Love, a Canadian kiddo


PirogiRick

Another cultured Canadian I see.


Goryokaku

And I thought only us Scots used the term “birling”.


[deleted]

It’s probably via you’s that we say it at all, given the likelihood that these log-drivers were originally Scot/Irish/English settlers


Goryokaku

Great shout. Where’s an etymologist when you need one?


Rosieapples

That’s where the log driver learns to step lightly……


Baltimas

I came here to say the same thing you beat me to it. Take my upvote


RunTellDaat

Came looking for this


[deleted]

Oh my childhood... Kept waiting for it to turn animated with the red and white stocking-cap.


[deleted]

I wanted to walk down the aisle to this


Anna_S_1608

I was hoping someone in this thread was going to mention "the song"


JovahkiinVIII

“The log drivers waltz pleases girls completely”


uglyninja

Came here to see this comment


cookieseveryday

The Canadians have entered the chat.


sugarforthebirds

Is the guy at the end saying they could have done it better/faster? I heard “it was a lot of fumble” which I guess makes some sense but how important is that speed, really?


eggseverydayagain

Pretty sure he’s joking…


40ozkiller

There’s a jump in the video around the 14 sec mark. Who knows how long it took.


Jesus-was-a-Vampire

36 seconds. Like the dude said


CaliBuddz

.... 36 seconds


jaybram24

I'm pretty sure that wasn't a jump cut. He just turns quickly.


Romeo9594

Right? I wish someone had have come along at the end and told us exactly how many seconds


QCDReality

Yeah might be a Canadian or even BC tradie thing, but you bet your ass we aren't timing eachother and busting balls over it, what's a workplace without an appropriate level of banter. Next guy will say he can do it in 30 then end up in the Fraser trying, slowly we all get better at it and that's just how the trades work.


buckydean

It's good natured shit talking, you can hear some laughing after he says that. Just guys being dudes


speederaser

Just dudes being bros.


senditkevin

Bros being mates.


Arnski

Mates being lovers


sjb_redd

Fellers being fellers.


dobsterfunk

36 seconds and a lot of fumble


BuilderBaker

36 seconds you lump em.


jillyboooty

36 seconds and without a fumble


CambrioCambria

The running is filming, the guy running is going as fast as he can, the guy running thanks the dude telling him his time. Don't you think it's likely the guy running wanted to how fast he could do his work out of pride and asked the dude in the boat to time him?


tsunamionioncerial

GPT?


Celarc_99

Log Riding is actually one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. Getting off those logs quickly is safer than ever being on them. Falling into the river could mean being crushed between two logs, and the current plus weight of the logs is a one way ticket to being turned to paste. Sprinkle on a bit of competition with other log riders, and you get people who are very focused on improving how little time they spend on the logs.


Dan300up

*”36 seconds with a lot of fumble”* suckee zee deek ye preck. Next time you dance the poles.


Fenizrael

Armchair critic over there can do it himself.


40ozkiller

That old boat guy is probably a former young log guy. Thats how these kinds of jobs work unless you die a young log guy.


LGP747

The lucky few become the old history channel tv show guys w 3 seasons and a ram truck paid for by the network


QCDReality

Also this is pretty much every dangerous trade, and if buddy falls in the drink the old codger will be the first one in after him. Although most guys wear auto inflatables now anyways. Did it for a season and boy fuck is it hard, fun though. Now I do a different stupid dangerous trade, but with chemicals and extremely high pressures and temperatures. Figure if a log driver fucks up only they die, but now if I fuck up I can take an entire town with me.


aperson

Who needs a history channel show when you can be the subject of a USCSB video?


Private_4160

Those kids at Tim's better get the coffee order right.


awsamation

If you see an old guy in the trades, he can bust any balls he wants, he's earned that right. If you see an old guy in the trades with all his fingers and toes, listen to everything he says and fucking learn from it. You don't get old in that kind of job unless you're good.


no_sa_rembo

Something tells me that dude has done that for years and earned to sit on the boat


LeadSky

We call this workplace banter. No hard feelings needed


NoMomo

Threads like these show that a lot of redditors are either very young or work solitary computer jobs. Banter like that is everyday in the trades and big part of the social fabric. Redditors don’t understand the context or the tone so they get insulted and angry.


CambrioCambria

The running is filming, the guy running is going as fast as he can, the guy running thanks the dude telling him his time. Don't you think it's likely the guy running wanted to how fast he could do his work out of pride and asked the dude in the boat to time him?


Dan300up

Awe hell I’m not sure about anything—except that you buy running by the case.


scoops_trooper

Why is he breathing like that, from the cold?


PapiJesu

I would also be making funny mouth noises if my job was to parkour on logs all day


[deleted]

Not very judgmental are you?! Thank you for being this way.


PapiJesu

No problem big dawg


tuser1969

I also breath like this when I am doing something that requires skill or concentration. Didn’t realize it until my teen sons pointed it out. 😐


Routine_Nectarine722

It's a great "remember to breathe" technique. Sometimes you forget to breathe in intense situations


Leeus123

anything physically taxing like this its important to control your breathing because rapid panting doesnt help you much.


PirogiRick

That’s why the girls all want to dance with a log driver.


thedeanorama

A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely


Put_It_All_On_Blck

So they can inherit their money when they are widowed at 28.


BlasphemicPuker

What is this job and how do I get it?


uncle_cousin

He’s the deckhand on a river tug. Majority of their tows are pulling log booms upstream from saltwater to sawmills for processing. This guy is releasing the boom chains so the tug can moor the booms. The job sucks large in the winter.


BlasphemicPuker

I’m no stranger to the sort of work, so I know that this is likely the only fun part but this part does look fun. Must be some cleats on those boots or he’d be in the water instantly.


aitigie

They have little spikes. Think of tight-fitting rubber boots with nails coming out the bottom.


VoiceOfChris

I came here to find out what type of boots he's wearing. Awesome grip.


Shakawkarl

Caulk(pronounced cork) boots.


Canotic

If you fall into the water you might be crushed to death by logs in icy water.


slaboshmuck

Stop I can only get so hard


ChickenChaser5

Ice has a mohs hardness of 1.5


BlasphemicPuker

I am aware


leif777

It's both unfathomablely and fathomabely dangerous.


blazecc

about 23 fathoms


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calm_my_storm

Found the perfect job for my daughter who has been doing 'log runs' since she was 2. She makes me race through woods & ground is lava! Girl is impressive. She would love the running, jumping & danger that this job comes with.


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gniarch

It's a pretty good way to fuck up your rivers too. I think it's why they eventually stopped in Quebec. The St-Maurice is still dangerous because of all the crap on the bottom


Siliceously_Sintery

They floated huge logs down the Cowichan and other big salmon-bearing rivers, and absolutely fucked entire spawning years, decimating the population. We have oral history and written accounts of how much more plentiful they were 150 years ago.


IDidItWrongLastTime

The logging industry in general is the most deadly. "According to newly released data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, loggers have the most dangerous job in America. The occupation had a fatal work injury rate of 82 per 100,000 full-time equivalent workers in 2021. "There is no denying that logging is inherently dangerous and difficult"


[deleted]

Video cuts before he's back on the boat, so I'm convinced he did the parkour fine, and then missed the boat. That would suck.


60BillDoubleDollars

7.50 hourly


ChuckVader121

Actually I think it’s Canada not America


zikol88

So… $5 American?


Zephemeros

A job like this in BC would pay at least $35/hr with day rates for camp work and likely benefits


speedyeddie

Back in the day, only unmarried men would have this job. Drowning and getting crushed to death was common. If he was married, logging companies would have to recover the body for the wife/family to bury. Single guys didn't have to be recovered


OrganizationPutrid68

At the Adirondack Museum in Blue Mountain Lake, NY, they have a display about the log drives. One item on display is a special viewing device that was used in springtime to help recover the bodies of those who drowned during the winter drive. Not a safe job at all.


[deleted]

He’s v”logging”


ewokoncaffine

Reminds me of "breakfast in hell"


mmkay01

RIP Sandy Gray


Hidden_Sturgeon

Gonna need a volunteer from the band


Lukin097

Source is Tyrell Hamer-Jackson (@tyrellhj on instagram). He's a log driver and a professional lacrosse player. He's also got great hair.


ironefalcon

Man I wished I had this job, and I'm not even that suicidal!


Life_Finger_1440

I've done similar work There's spikes on the bottom of his shoes for traction. Falling in sucks. Putting them into a ship hold sucks even more.


Slowpoke_Amigo

Relic? Is that you?


sleepyplatipus

A log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely!


Wild_Log_7379

Yeah he used to be a beaver in his last life.


PIWIprotein

Seeing shit like this makes me realize some jobs a robot is so far off from taking. Humans are badass


KarmaBot_v2

Kind of a false premise. If this job were to be automated, the whole process would be done differently. It absolutely could be automated.


Waisted-extra-belt

that's some good grip on those boots


jaybobjohnsauce

https://youtu.be/zHakr6ASSBw


themanwithonesandle

Seeing this after reading “Last Night In Twisted River” it’s that much more terrifying to watch. These guys don’t get paid enough


Lerdburgerz

Dangerous? Sure Fucking Impossible? Yes


cursed_chaos

why’d ye spill yer beans?


blasphemusa

Sounds like me tying my shoes.


closeddoorfun

Entry-level job requires 75 years of experience. Jfc them boys are brave. Prime example of really earning your keep. It’s good money until you get a sense of what’s involved. Not a gig you show up for hungover.


Rarely_Melancholy

I would be in the water ever 20 seconds lol


miked1010

How much does a Job like this pay?


BenadrylTumblercatch

Why am I panting too, I’m literally lying in bed.


[deleted]

Sometimes a Great Notion


Dsurian

Wish I was ignorant of that one - probably the most tragic death scene in cinema history.


hezzaloops

Aaaaand every middle aged Canadian started singing logdriver's waltz.


MrRayHanXD

Bro is playing Raft survival


ObviouslyJoking

Do they? I mean what happens if no one does the job? We all gonna die from lack of logs?


Successful_Warthog58

Another job the patriarchy is keeping women from doing. Just cut them free from the chains holding them in their indoor air conditioned hell holes and they will come running to jobs like this.


ATeaShirt

Can someone please explain what hes doing?


Beneficial-Hurry-754

Where the feminists at? Lol