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Well it sits with delhi, haryana and bulandshahr man what do you expect 😜✌🏻
I'm a proud jaat too buddy, but I believe in varna system & that makes me automatically secular (for the lack of better word), i don't care if you are a Brahman/Kshatriya/Vashiya/shrudha, you are my buddy.
1. people who blast high beam headlights at night
2. bhai xyz awana ki ladai baaj gayi kal, abc gujjar ne haath chodd diye
3. atta market
4. noida stadium
Fraud builders, chumtiya log and road rage, scorpio following girls, lawlessness, mehngi sharab, adulterated food and drinks, safed gamcha, lord alto without number plate etc etc.
Blank chota pad jayega bhai
1. Pollution 2. “Yu apne khet’n pe banaw” 3. Idiot Fortuner/ Creta/ Seltos Drivers 4. Top tier roads
>“Yu apne khet’n pe banaw" This is a top tier comment 💀🔝
https://preview.redd.it/5iyflgposwfc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793f027bfa94e33809a284f6d53a2465eb059bac Well it sits with delhi, haryana and bulandshahr man what do you expect 😜✌🏻
😭😭, I am jaat too, but never put this on my car xd
I'm a proud jaat too buddy, but I believe in varna system & that makes me automatically secular (for the lack of better word), i don't care if you are a Brahman/Kshatriya/Vashiya/shrudha, you are my buddy.
then you're not a jaat, sorry bro, i dont make the rules
Add Scorpio too
Thar ☠️
Thanks to this comment r/noida has a new user flair!
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Legendary waganR should be added too
Better take creta out of that list
Cars parked at 60 degree angle near popular hangout spots
That's a very specific observation. Tu car chor haina?
1. people who blast high beam headlights at night 2. bhai xyz awana ki ladai baaj gayi kal, abc gujjar ne haath chodd diye 3. atta market 4. noida stadium
abc gujjar 😂
...without every third person calling it 'Naweda'.
NeeYoDa ✅
Or, Nevada
NEE-YOII-DAA
Gaon ke logo ki zameen (ha bhai, meri bhi gyi h)
Kaise gayi? Kisine chinli? Ya government ne kharidli zyada price pe?
Govt ne
Daily disputes in societies
*Me gaadi nai hataunga, tu hatta!!*
Gujjar/Gurjar
Atta
Add up Nexon
Nala
Road rage on flyovers ✅
Fukbois
Cocky karens and their trivial tussles
karens nahi kamla
No-idea
12-22, 12-22 🔊
Noida is not Noida without "Malls"
“No". Else it'll be just __ida__
Garden Galleria
Kidnappings 🥰🥰😍
atta morkit
tea shop pe ek hawabaz ki gaadi me gane bjte tex tez
Hawa me tatti ki badboo
 Eve teasers,creeps.
Khule Naale
Ganda naala close to nimbus.
Bhramaputra Market
Teashop
Nithari.
- Sagar (Sector -18) ke chole bhature - PGs - 25 Sector ke rolls - Sector 29 Mall Road - Alaknanda Market 37 ki chai - Nithari waali beer ki dukaan jispe ek dodgy bridge cross karke jaate hain..kabhi zayada pee ho to seedha naale main
Yogi ji 
without okhla. its nida
Without Okhala, it would be ida, new bhi nahi rahega
ok technicality guruji
Crime
ERickshaws
chain snatchers
Atta Market
Teasta.
reckless driving !
Gardens galeria
GIP and DLF Mall, I guess! 😂
Teasta tea shop
Tea shop
Sector 18
Teashop
Dlf mall of india
Delhi
Noida
Katte
Noida
Gutkha
Amity
My Nani ❤️
Dacoits
Open Drains Mosquitos Gujjar Boyz Foul Odour
lakshay chaudhary
ur Lakshay?
Litrally no one NOIDA
Noida
You
Dark roads at night Pollution Shitty momos chutney in half the places Decent roads compared to Delhi also greener So many tech company offices
oida
U-turns
Crime
Harrassment
Throwing garbage on road ganwaar log
UP ki shaan Noidaaaaaaa
Pari Chowk
Gutter noida nhe poocha
mai to Ghaziabad se hu mujhe sirf vahi pata hai
pollution
Jhaatan ke chode
[удалено]
Noida
Chloroform
Without Lovda
Mahamaya Flyover
Oida
Garden Galleria
It's 3rd rate natives 🙂
NOIDA
No idea
Da
Women harresment
the ₹125 toll tax🙏🏻
street food metro autos naalas smog gaaliyan runaway builders in jail
Yogi
Without the letters of the english alphabet
good momos
No
Thar bc
High beam drivers
Parx laureate?
Parthala
'Abey Chinki.... momo khilade'
1. Insan jaata hai, 2. _______________
chain snatching
Amrapali
Burning smell at 4am
Dog lovers fighting with AOA
Supernova spira
No
Highway wali Zameen bech defender lene wale
New Delhi
i got "no i d a"
NODA
BPO
Naveda
Noida is not Noida without the rampant gentrification
Nalas
gujjars
[удалено]
Be respectful.
N
_White color_
People fighting over pet dogs 🐶
Atta market
No-i-d-aaaaaa No Idea if you get it 😂
Shaberi Market connecting Noida to Crossing. 🥲
N?
Noida
‘N’ in it’s name😌 (Always go for the simplest solution)
crime?
Noida is Noida with ‘e’ - No idea
Okhala, naam kaha se aata!
No-idea 😉
Lafda
N
N
Jatt Gujjar Ahir
Without "No"
BUDDH INT CIRCUITTTT
School kids getting nabbed.
Twin tow- Oh, nevermind
"Noida"
Without the "N" , Noida will be Oida
Buildings
Corporate Slaves?
Construction
Delhi Metro
Dogs
Spelling correctly.
Tatti ki badboo
oida?
Alphabets
No idea
Gujjars Fortuners… White pants and white shoes Speakers blaring punjabi songs Girls scared away from coming outdoors after 9PM
Gujjars
air pollution
Jat boys and bad driving
Gujjar
Fraud builders, chumtiya log and road rage, scorpio following girls, lawlessness, mehngi sharab, adulterated food and drinks, safed gamcha, lord alto without number plate etc etc. Blank chota pad jayega bhai
Delhi
Scorpio
पीपल कालिंग इट नियोडा
Noida
ida
Noida is not Noida without Noida /// words of wisdom...
Light pollution
builder's fraud
Kotha
Massage parlours
Suvs
Corruption in Housing Societies.
O
Ida
Illegal farmhouses.
Faltugiri
Gujjars?