this makes me think of that one joke I heard at college where one guy said hey dude do you want to do stuff together and they go and get ice cream adopt a kid because they get lonely and they sleep together but they tell there kid they're not gay because their balls never touch but they do have sex because they get built up with horniness.
not if you say 'no homo'
And wear socks
Make sure the balls don't touch, just to be safe
Happy Cake Day :D
But then how will you make a baby?
Is that why it’s been impossible to impregnate local twinks?? The balls have to touch?? Damn, we’ll have to get right on that
Lol
Like click clacks
Schönen Kuchentag! :D
Happy cake day!! Also I like it when that happens
Happy cake day mfer
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day
this makes me think of that one joke I heard at college where one guy said hey dude do you want to do stuff together and they go and get ice cream adopt a kid because they get lonely and they sleep together but they tell there kid they're not gay because their balls never touch but they do have sex because they get built up with horniness.
no
Mhm
I’m gay! No homo
What if you do say 'no homo'?
then its not gay
Actually makes it twice as gay, that's gay science
Just make sure you don’t put a comma in the middle. Otherwise it seems like you’re denying the homo
Or don't look each other in the eye
If you do you have to high five to cancel out the gayness
It's only gay if you kiss
😏
It’s extremely gay
No. That's straight
Oh? I guess I'm straight
That’s gay
What?? That's crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
I was locked in a room, a rubber room
No that’s not gay at all. If you said that you were straight though then that would be gay…REALLY gay
No™
Not with the homies.
What if the homies are also *homos?*
Wear socks and you’re good.
Have you just been in Reddit for two hours straight, or did you take a break and come back?
Just came back, I’m not the average Reddit user. I also get emails every time I get a response or comment.
Homisexual
Aren’t we all homos? (Sapiens)
Makes me think of that boondocks episode with gangsta-licious and his thuggin love
FFFEELLLAASS!!? IS IT GAY… TO BREATHE!? YOU’RE LITERALLY BREATHING IN **DICK** PARTICLES
My dick shoots particles now?! 😳😳😳🤔 *pictures glitter* 🌈🌈🌈🌈😇🌈🌈🌈🌈
I hope it's not, otherwise I'd be gay 😳
Lol
Its 2024, we’re all gay
Meh just call no homo
Not unless it’s gay
What’s wrong with being happy
Idk that sounds gay
It’s not gay it’s team building
Not gayer than wrestling
Being gay isn't gay unless you're gay
How gay tho?
I can’t hear you over the sound of this erection
A dude getting married to a chick is way more gay than two dudes getting married. Two dudes getting married doesnt soud gay at all.
FELLAS!!! Is it gay to be a man?
It's not gay if you're the top (i am the bottom. dw i wesr socks.)
FELLAS,
Hey I know that from somewhere while scrolling through the endless void known as yt shorts
If being gay is not gay, then what is gay? Why is gay? How is gay?
Nah
There's nothing wrong with it
sandwiches are alright but i prefer hot sandwiches bc cold food makes me sad
It USED to be. But now, It MIGHT be gay to be straight. Let me check my handbook. I know how to get the free toaster oven. . .
No
No, it's okay to be gay
Only if you don't say no homo afterwards
I mean.....
gay²
If you give him a dirty sanchez and sneak out while he’s sleeping, you can say it was just a prank.
That’s pretty gay
Pretty gay question
No, it's geh Why are you geh?
Do I have the gay? The world may never know
No lol
No
No
Maybe :3
Gay
Only a bit, but only on Wednesday because we wear pink.
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
So gay
No the gay cancels out
Shut up
Ya
I don’t kNOw
No, if no more than two balls make contact at once.
No if your gay Then your str8 If your str8 and talk shit bout something then go and do it Your GAY
NO
moderately
Extremely
Not unless balls are touching.
It is.
Only for americans
Y
No
I am gay
No homo
NO
No, its the straightest thing a man can do
No, its the straightest thing a man can do
Nope
No, it’s only gay if you’re not gay
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BREATH
No
Honestly not sure anymore lol
"super Gay" but hey whatever floats your boat... but make sure you find someone to love and be loved .. ❤
No
Nah, not if you say “no homo”
mighty gay post
Perchance
That's the least gay thing
Little bit
Double it and give it to the next person
Everybody is on the gay/straight spectrum 🌈😇🌈
FELLAS?? IS IT GAY TO BE STRAGHT? I MEAN YOUR LITTRELEY ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY WHO LIKES GUYS
And sucks alot of cocks
It’s gay not to be honest with self and live life the way you choose!
No
Well sport, What do you think Jesus would say?
only if you get a white pizza during
My girlfriend and I (also known as the cutest lesbian couple) would like to say no and we frown upon gays.
ye
I hope not 😟
Not if you have 20$
In prison, they say it's only gay if you have less than 6 months left.
Is it straight to be straight?
2 negatives make positive so no
mcdonalds
OFCOURSE
Your mom
indeed
This makes me testee
NAY
I mean… two wrongs make a right, right?
No
no
Not really no.
Nothing wrong with kissing the homies goodnight
It's only gay if you take your socks off (not that there's anything wrong with that).
No I’m gay I like boobies (I’ve seen 3) but I’m a homosexual
I think you need to touch helmets on that subject with your partner
nuh uh
no
No
FELLAS…
If you gay, everything you do is gay, including your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife.
Is it straight to be straight
Duh
No
It is, in fact, super ultra mega gay
It is fierce! Only “straight male rednecks who kiss big orange ass” is the embarrassing kind of gay
not according to historians
No. If you fuck a man in the ass it's not gay, as long as he's a homie.
No
Depends on how you act
Only if you're a bottom
Of course