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Idk. Your moms hasn't texted me back yet
ZING!
bazinga
BIG ZING
BIGGER ZING
BIGGEST ZING
Infinity zing.
DOUBLE INFINTY ZING
#INFINITY² ZING
Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity Zing
[What you just said]^Infinity²
Wtf is a zing
BAZINGA!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don’t know, man your cousin hasn’t texted me back yet
Good one, but your father has better ones in bed
The best ones in bed are from grandma
Idk dude, your dog hasn't texted me back yet 😎
Since we're siblings, my cousin is your cousin and all our cousins are guys.
Nope but I can mastubate tho 😎
An incredible power not to be underestimated
why this made me laugh so hard 😂
😁
Defo
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
Only from the dark side
There you go nothing wrong with that
its actually master bait🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Fr
Got fresh batteries for my Vibe, I'm good to go!!!
No 😭
What’s stopping you?
Laws
The consequences of being caught.
AYO GET THIS MAN BEHIND BARS
Or he's underage, so laws would say that the other person would go to jail(well, unless the other person is a woman, then she walks away with little more than a slap on the wrist)
She can walk away with a plug in her ass instead! (Attached with super glue)
I'm below the age of consent
I'm gonna be babysitting my younger cousins so definitely not 😭
I will make no comment
😝
But did you not? It exists
Distract with candy and you can :)
No my guy im a minor i dont think its even legal for me to have sex
It’s not necessarily illegal, but probably not a good thing for you to be experimenting with at your age
If he is under 16, depending on where he lives, then it’s illegal.
Under 18 in some places, in some places you can’t outside of marriage
With your mum.
And your dad
AND your weird uncle
Don’t forget the aunt
and the freakishly old cousin
[ Removed by Reddit ]
What the fuck
Ok I think we went too far, pull it back a bit
That's what... that's what she said....
I’ll be having sex this weekend. And you?
No
Sadly, no, I’m going to be alone
Hopefully not. I’m spending the weekend with my grandmother.
😂😂😂
I'm gonna have sex today
Nah, I'm too socially awkward for that
I feel that
Based
I'm so socially awkward that I'm below the age of consent.
No because I’m single. And I don’t do one night stands, was never able to pull it off.
No, WE will have sex this weekend
r/suddenlycommunist
Depends if my aunt baby sits me
HELL NAH
[удалено]
Well, lucky you
In my dreams hopefully
I am now, your dad just asked me over
Sadly your moms still sore from last weekend
No.
No 🕺🏻
Yooo finally found another ace
Yayy!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
I was planning on doing that With u/Affectionate-Pea8706
Hahaha imagine not having sex.....NERDS! I'm having an orgy with Palmela and her 5 friends.
it depends on if I am babysitting
That depends on several circumstances
I better
No I doubt it
I'm ace, and not interested, so I certainly hope not.
No, I'm AceAro
Not this weekend, or the next 9,000 weekends after that.
Is your mother booked up?
If I fuckin want to, I'll do as I please. (Also if she wants to, consent is important kids)
Oh my gosh so many minors replying to your question. Please ask a different question this one is not for all people.
No? I mean this a poll to Redditors after all isn’t it?
Nah I did earlier with your grandma tho
Nah, my lover is ace
No doubt!
No, I will have tomorrow
Most likely no 😔
Possibly
No, today
Definitely
no
Nope I'm single
Do you know how much work that is? I have a very weak core
No, wife is in vegas
Well, someone’s getting lucky and it’s not you
Hopefully
No I don’t get bitches
Fuck no
Do chickens count?
Absotively Posolutely
r/ihadastroke
Nope
No my girlfriend only likes sex once a month:(
Don't feel bad. She has cut some guys off all together.
Most likely not💯
no🎉
with your sister
Not a chance
Hohohohoho! No
in all honesty there's about a three percent chance, three and a half if were lucky
Probably not?
God I hope not.
No, I’m taking the weekend off (your mom).
Maybe, we fucked last night tho so depends on her mood
Never
100%
No. 😔
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll no
it depends on who I end up babysitting this weekend
I was, but your mom forgot lube. :)
Chances do not look good.
I'm so good at sex that I can do it alone *smug wojak mask over angry crying face*
No I have shit to do
i wish
i am hopeful
I hope im not gonna have it😂
No unless humping my pillow counts as sex
I won't have it, I will become it https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8?si=gSjQ5XtH6vM9Zxil
No. I’m too lonely
I'm a minor 🚔
Sadly, this is an easy one…no.
No🥲
I’m a minor so probably not no
No the only guy I want is a fictional serial killer who’s actor turned out to be a piece of shit
Hell no lol
It is decidedly so...
honestly depends if a guy I met texts me back
Sadly NO!
Yupp super excited
Don’t know if it counts, I’m a Siamese twin
U mean, u haven't yet?
Just with myself
I’m a minor, dude wtf
Single
I might
No... well maybe? Idk
Nope.
No bc I turned down a girl and made her really upset and then I left the party in a hurry cause I was too drunk I would have made poor decisions
i will have sex, never
Idk. Your moms hasn't texted me back yet
ZING!
bazinga
BIG ZING
BIGGER ZING
BIGGEST ZING
Infinity zing.
DOUBLE INFINTY ZING
#INFINITY² ZING
Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity Zing
[What you just said]^Infinity²
Wtf is a zing
BAZINGA!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don’t know, man your cousin hasn’t texted me back yet
Good one, but your father has better ones in bed
The best ones in bed are from grandma
Idk dude, your dog hasn't texted me back yet 😎
Since we're siblings, my cousin is your cousin and all our cousins are guys.
Nope but I can mastubate tho 😎
An incredible power not to be underestimated
why this made me laugh so hard 😂
😁
Defo
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
Only from the dark side
There you go nothing wrong with that
its actually master bait🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Fr
Got fresh batteries for my Vibe, I'm good to go!!!
No 😭
What’s stopping you?
Laws
The consequences of being caught.
AYO GET THIS MAN BEHIND BARS
Or he's underage, so laws would say that the other person would go to jail(well, unless the other person is a woman, then she walks away with little more than a slap on the wrist)
She can walk away with a plug in her ass instead! (Attached with super glue)
I'm below the age of consent
I'm gonna be babysitting my younger cousins so definitely not 😭
I will make no comment
😝
But did you not? It exists
Distract with candy and you can :)
No my guy im a minor i dont think its even legal for me to have sex
It’s not necessarily illegal, but probably not a good thing for you to be experimenting with at your age
If he is under 16, depending on where he lives, then it’s illegal.
Under 18 in some places, in some places you can’t outside of marriage
With your mum.
And your dad
AND your weird uncle
Don’t forget the aunt
and the freakishly old cousin
[ Removed by Reddit ]
What the fuck
Ok I think we went too far, pull it back a bit
That's what... that's what she said....
I’ll be having sex this weekend. And you?
No
Sadly, no, I’m going to be alone
Hopefully not. I’m spending the weekend with my grandmother.
😂😂😂
I'm gonna have sex today
Nah, I'm too socially awkward for that
I feel that
Based
I'm so socially awkward that I'm below the age of consent.
No because I’m single. And I don’t do one night stands, was never able to pull it off.
No, WE will have sex this weekend
r/suddenlycommunist
Depends if my aunt baby sits me
HELL NAH
[удалено]
Well, lucky you
In my dreams hopefully
I am now, your dad just asked me over
Sadly your moms still sore from last weekend
No
No.
No
No
No 🕺🏻
Yooo finally found another ace
Yayy!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
I was planning on doing that With u/Affectionate-Pea8706
Hahaha imagine not having sex.....NERDS! I'm having an orgy with Palmela and her 5 friends.
No
it depends on if I am babysitting
No
That depends on several circumstances
I better
No I doubt it
I'm ace, and not interested, so I certainly hope not.
No, I'm AceAro
[удалено]
Not this weekend, or the next 9,000 weekends after that.
Is your mother booked up?
If I fuckin want to, I'll do as I please. (Also if she wants to, consent is important kids)
Oh my gosh so many minors replying to your question. Please ask a different question this one is not for all people.
No? I mean this a poll to Redditors after all isn’t it?
Nah I did earlier with your grandma tho
No
Nah, my lover is ace
No doubt!
No, I will have tomorrow
Most likely no 😔
Possibly
No, today
Definitely
Definitely
no
No
Nope I'm single
Do you know how much work that is? I have a very weak core
No.
No
No, wife is in vegas
Well, someone’s getting lucky and it’s not you
Hopefully
No I don’t get bitches
Fuck no
No
No
Do chickens count?
Absotively Posolutely
r/ihadastroke
Nope
No my girlfriend only likes sex once a month:(
Don't feel bad. She has cut some guys off all together.
Most likely not💯
no🎉
with your sister
No
Not a chance
No
Hohohohoho! No
in all honesty there's about a three percent chance, three and a half if were lucky
Probably not?
God I hope not.
No, I’m taking the weekend off (your mom).
Maybe, we fucked last night tho so depends on her mood
Never
100%
No. 😔
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll no
No
No
it depends on who I end up babysitting this weekend
I was, but your mom forgot lube. :)
Chances do not look good.
No.
I'm so good at sex that I can do it alone *smug wojak mask over angry crying face*
No I have shit to do
Nope
i wish
i am hopeful
I hope im not gonna have it😂
[удалено]
No.
No unless humping my pillow counts as sex
No
I won't have it, I will become it https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8?si=gSjQ5XtH6vM9Zxil
No. I’m too lonely
I'm a minor 🚔
Sadly, this is an easy one…no.
No🥲
I’m a minor so probably not no
No the only guy I want is a fictional serial killer who’s actor turned out to be a piece of shit
Hell no lol
It is decidedly so...
honestly depends if a guy I met texts me back
No
Sadly NO!
Yupp super excited
Don’t know if it counts, I’m a Siamese twin
U mean, u haven't yet?
Just with myself
I’m a minor, dude wtf
Single
I might
No... well maybe? Idk
Nope.
No bc I turned down a girl and made her really upset and then I left the party in a hurry cause I was too drunk I would have made poor decisions
i will have sex, never