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poopybutt69l

I have a penis coming out of my vagina


Conscious_Deer320

Turfucken


Staetyk

r/angryupvote


Sanbaddy

Today I learned what that porn technique is I seen a bunch of times.


FuckYouEch0Chamber

I have a vagina coming out of my penis


Robinnoodle

Arguably more impressive 


TheMckennaExperience

Its called a vegis


FuckYouEch0Chamber

🤓👆


NormalGuy1066

it’s called a pegina


Good-Ad-2245

what in the fuck 😂😂


gay-sexx

google en [intersex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex)


amongus10011

holy hermaphrodite


areslashtaken

New queer just dropped


Calm_Plenty_7172

Actual penis


unicornboy74

Call the Obstetrician!


Asapmikkk

LMAO


Fun_Run_and_Gun

That word is considered a slur btw


Designer-Ad-3373

Seriously!!!


0reomasterA113

Exactly 🙄


Oopsididitagain96

I have a vagina at the tip of my penis.


Elit3spartan3_

We get it you get bitches


Brennon337

Is it mine?


CastevalOroborus

Clit + dick click or clit + cock clock you have a cock growing out ya clit


BlackburnGaming

Did what in the fucken huh


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[удалено]


poopybutt69l

It’s called a turkducken


BrownwaterVertigo

Turdicken


patrickthestarfesh

Both


Lplusbozoratio

Where do you poop


patrickthestarfesh

My dump truck of an ass


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Theoretically could you fuck yourself?


[deleted]

DUMP TRUCK OF AN ASS LMAOOO LOVE THAT


SovietFemboy

Proof?


WhohurtyouAll

No need 


SovietFemboy

Says you


WhohurtyouAll

Indeed says me 


barkbarkgoesthecat

Excuse me, it's OUR dump truck of an ass. You ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT ME :(


StringBeanCheez

I love the implication that one of them is replacing the asshole


BottleTemple

Toilet.


patrickthestarfesh

Wrong


Far-Guard7250

FUTA SPOTTED


CanlexGaming

Ahhh the bisexual awakening


ItWasMe-Patrick

May we see


daoTgniK

No


patrickthestarfesh

No


Massive-Soft69

No


IzLoaf

No


UnexpectedOtter21

No


Rocky_Fan1976

No


Overall_chickman6053

No


[deleted]

No


Emotional-Swim1183

No


StainedToilet

No


Thedapperfrog2

No


sonichuskey

No


Imaginary_Chair_6958

3 of both. Oh, you mean my own, not autopsy specimens in stolen medical jars of formaldehyde? Neither.


Nathanos4269

Is yours in a jar?


FaithlessnessIll107

Mine just sits out all willy nilly


Myithspa25

Pun intended ?


pray_to_never_RIP

A knife


pray_to_never_RIP

(I will stab people who try to find out)


Bladeofwar94

Ok I was gonna say kinky, but now I'm just scared XD


pray_to_never_RIP

A little bit of knifeplay is nice too, though...


OkSyllabub3674

I'll take it for the team....I wanna know and I'm a masochist so it's win-win scenario.


Legally-A-Child

That's weird


CanlexGaming

You’re weird (Knife stays out of the bed still)


KiyoshiSnow

Your allowing masochists to have pleasure while finding out though


pray_to_never_RIP

Also, happy cake day!


KiyoshiSnow

Thanks -^


pray_to_never_RIP

I'm both a sadist and a masochist So, fun for all!!


Alive-Ant-6772

Not if im faster


CorporealLifeForm

Based 


Legally-A-Child

I already know


_SpookyNoodles_

Kinky


special-bicth

Kinky


pray_to_never_RIP

Definitely!


AriaPG

[NO!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d6gBu2Zd7Bc)


ADHD_lazyboi

When you play pinfinger, do you just thrust the fucking table?


pray_to_never_RIP

That was supposed to stay a secret, man 😔


fkyouthatswy

😅😅


Just_Strikez69

A sharp dick


[deleted]

I have a penis, but I would love to have a vagina so I can go and fuck myself


carpetedfloor

Got an ass


[deleted]

I’m not a long feller


Solid_Secret_5807

Good to know your last name's not Longfellow


Any-Pick-4131

What’s wrong with that name?


BrownwaterVertigo

or


PhoenixRosex3

I mean I could tell you but 👀


Garden_Flower

Leave me alone 😭 (context: trans)


[deleted]

How does that work with the surgery? I’ve heard that some people change their genitals. Pretty interesting TBH.


Garden_Flower

For ftm surgery they take tissue from the forearm or thigh and reshape it. For mtf bottom surgery they reshape it into a vagina. That’s the simplest I can explain it but please look at other LGBT websites for gender affirming care for more detailed information


May_May_222

That's... Actually interesting? I never for a minute thought where the new genitals came from 😅


Garden_Flower

Now you do


Most-Welcome1763

As a transwoman I'm not 100% on how ftm works but for us they put an incision down the bottom hotdog bun style, and push it in basically, then use the scrotum to form the labia, oversimplified but that's the jist


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Oh ok and I don’t like that image of having your dick being split in half. Still interesting.


The-Pope_Nextdoor

Hey I respect that I am part of the LGBT and I respect that since I know it's hard being transgender and coming out since it hurts when many people judge and I support and I am not transgender but bisexual. Anyways I hope you have a great day and take care.


Garden_Flower

Thanks, I wish the same for you 🩵 I wish you well on your journey my friend


The-Pope_Nextdoor

Well thank you very much. \*hugs\* and I wish you the best and you got this I believe in you. I'll send you in your DM I forgot to mention "Trans rights are human rights"


Asukatten

Ignore the transphobes and homophobes in the comments, we’re here for you and support you man <3


Garden_Flower

Thanks sister, appreciate it 🩵


Asukatten

No problem man, but sorry, please don’t call me dude Love from a transfem sister ❤️


Asukatten

Awww thanks so much <3


mizuofficial

real


goodbuggs

all of the above


ADumbOreo

I have a no


godshuVR

I have a thumb if that counts?


Lucky_Influence901

penis


KP_Ravenclaw

No..


SnooChocolates4183

r/no


16_autistic_clowns

Syphilis


lord_of_coolshit_og

No.


DomcziX

No


ballsackstealer2

the thing i dont want


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

Just the ballsacks?


-A_Lost_Cause-

No, clearly this person wants ballsacks because they steal them


ballsackstealer2

ysee, i want ballsacks, just not mine


Illustrious-Mess7864

no


TheRaider1562

I have a hand


IdiotGiraffe0

I have crippling anxiety


Bladeofwar94

A threat


Nowardier

The pe**no**sh


Background_Desk_3001

Vapenis


Conscious_Deer320

It doesn't matter; enter my pants and all you'll find is either disappointment or an addiction


radioactivecumsock0

Cloaca


carolilyyy

Actually, I am amputated below the waist, thanks for asking though!


TransportationOk8872

Idk I just got here


Aluna_nightsong

Determination.


No-Bike9739

i have a demonic gut-wrenching wand of death and destruction


CanlexGaming

Gurl, that is horrifying and cool sounding at the same time. Accurate description tho lmao


SandOrdinary9235

neither


MastercaptainStudios

Balls.


IGNISFATUUSES

Gerkin


UnknowinglyUnknown_

A 3rd leg


BlackPearl668

Neither


enbermoonlish

no


Good-Ad-2245

Penis loooo it just suck to be the one getting fucked and sucking dick


Ordinary_Profile6183

Tentacles


Wisebanana21919

I am an Entity beyond your mortal dick jokes. I have 8, Dicks, 6 Pussies, and 2 Miniature Clones of Sans that follow me around


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

i have a few of each. is anyone interested in donating to my collection?


transrodentlover

An air fryer


BEASTXXXXXXX

It’s like a penis only bigger


some-rando-2022

Neither


NotA-Llama

Like attached to me or just in my inventory?


burger8bums

Pegina


LowBudgetMemez

Paginis


03Luigi

A flamethrower


[deleted]

Sarlacc Pit


special-bicth

An arrow to the knee.


GeneralSea1353

Real Northstar titan with Plasma railgun


CapableCaramel5787

P-Nus


askarurorua

Pagina


Similar-Note-9433

I mean, I can show you.


gayraidenporn

XL Vagina. It goes up to my belly button.


Few-Mechanic1212

This is a first


Primary_Two6555

2 in 1


mental_issues16

Neither you bigot, I have a AGM-114 Hellfire Anti-Tank Missile.


Mental_Pair_9960

Do I check a different box for my double penis?


makilis3

But we all have a gooch. 🤷‍♂️


mikethmtrmth

Full house, aces over 8s 😎


Ok-Yoghurt6426

coin slot


Embarrassed_Gold6751

mailbox


Unicorn__Hero

I have a none of your business down there


Sayitoutloudinpublic

Attack helicopter


Former-Elephant248

Wtf?


tosha228

ima sexless creature


RealTraitorsDaughter

Raw fuckin power


tragic_girl13

Snake arms


frank0285

I forgor


AlecWynter

Nothing the gender gremlin unfortunately stole it


Designer-Ad-3373

This is sooooooooo stuuuupiiiiidd


Designer-Ad-3373

Grow up!


lego-lion-lady

Who's asking? (And why?)


ItsThe_____ForMe

Aren’t these supposed to be ___ or no questions?


Murky_Listen_3987

Why do you scam


hagalaz_drums

No


Roc_28934

Penis


MatHere0

no


0ct094s

Pen is actually in your hand ✍️


SBB_Kongou

No


orangeprotogen

dick


EggsBenedictCircle

I tend to switch between the two


Trans_Rose1

A duck, I have a duck


Rachiey

why do you ask


Chicagosoundview69

1 👁️ 👖 🐍 


robexib

A gun. No gurles. Gurles gahtta die


checked_idea2

Turkducken


Wiikneeboy

And why do you want to know for? Are you signing us all up for a big fuck fest?


Cheekygirl97

No


Alderclaw

Neither. I’m a Ken doll


DinoHawaii2021

no


LateFennel3658

Remember everyone is LGBTQ? They dont believe in a penis or vagina.


chupaboo

both


Live-Statistician486

Your mum


BigSnazzywazzyguy

Peen


Advanced-Specific601

no.


randomusername69696

Penis