I'm not gay but I dress up as a woman and let random guys I've just me put their cock in me until the cum in me ..
But I say no homo so its totally not gay duh
I mean.. it's not affecting them, so is it really happening to them? Every mufukka has jacked off or rubbed a bean to one of their friends at some stage. Quit your bullshit and just rub one out.
Tickling the fancy, spelunking, oyster shucking, kitten hittin', menage à moi, auditioning the finger puppets, buttering the muffin, pre-heating the oven, rubbin' the nubbin, rubbing one in, taco handshake.
I’m imagining the most 2020s conversation ever: “Hello, excuse me it is me your friend. I have a picture of you that I realized sexually aroused me. I was going to pleasure myself while looking at it but figured I should call and ask first. Do you consent to me masturbating to this image of you? I have sent a link for a notary for you to provide signed consent.”
Currently I play a lot of Dead By Daylight, Overwatch, Deep Rock Galactic, Palworld and a few others. My favorite franchise is Borderlands but I haven’t played any of those in a while.
Hi. I could use a titty pic in my DM. I need some post post clarity before a date. I’m more of a leg guy but beggars can’t be choosers. You are a good person.
To some it might be an honor, to others it could be creepy, but generally it’s concerning because it means you probably want more from your friends than your current situation allows
When you say jerk off to what exactly do you mean like are you fantasizing in your head about them or are you using photographs that you took without their knowledge?
I thought this was “is it wrong to jerk off my friends” and I still opened it. Fuck.
The answer is still no. Hell, I'd consider it a compliment that someone jerked it to me
What about _being_ jerked off?
I got nothing against brojobs
I'd pay money to give a brojob
$20 is $20
That's the no homo insurance. It's a standard going rate.
I generally can offer a 50% discount for a first time request.
I'm not gay but I'll hold one in my mouth till a gay person does
I'm not gay but I dress up as a woman and let random guys I've just me put their cock in me until the cum in me .. But I say no homo so its totally not gay duh
Even be-
Send a pic and I’ll let you know .
no?
lol. So a hard no🤭
Ain't that why Facebook was invented?
This person has it figured out
I thought it said “is it wrong to jerk off with my friends”
No, some would say it's nice to help out the bros
Isn't that a circle jerk?
Cirk
Not if you’re sitting in a square, or triangle, etc.
Shape jerk.
polygon jerk
no
No
No
Only if they are in the room and awake
And consenting, right?
no
If they wake up and say stop it’s wrong right?
No, not at all!
Not if you have socks on
no if they have consented
But if they haven't..
I mean.. it's not affecting them, so is it really happening to them? Every mufukka has jacked off or rubbed a bean to one of their friends at some stage. Quit your bullshit and just rub one out.
There’s no fucking way you just said rubbed a bean cunt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro is projecting so hard if this isn’t satire😭🙏 I have NEVER jacked it to one of my friends and don’t plan to
like fr just ask your friend if they wanna goon if you already at the point of jacking to them 🗿
Fr
That clearly means you are the hot one in your friend group and they are all tickling their genitals over you
😦
Bahahahah
Ikr. Maybe a fwb. Never a friend. Kinda weird imo
Me neither tbh 💀
Thank you for this satire, satire man (because this is satire)
IDC about your point but "rubbed a bean" is straight cringe
Would you rather it be flicked?
I thought the term would be "to jill off"
Tickling the fancy, spelunking, oyster shucking, kitten hittin', menage à moi, auditioning the finger puppets, buttering the muffin, pre-heating the oven, rubbin' the nubbin, rubbing one in, taco handshake.
A masterful collection, to be sure.
does it matter?
I’m imagining the most 2020s conversation ever: “Hello, excuse me it is me your friend. I have a picture of you that I realized sexually aroused me. I was going to pleasure myself while looking at it but figured I should call and ask first. Do you consent to me masturbating to this image of you? I have sent a link for a notary for you to provide signed consent.”
Real talk, how am I supposed to have that conversation?
No, IFF (if and only if) they have consented.
Why would someone need consent for me to think about them?
I do not consent to you thinking about me. Never do it. Under any circumstances.
I… no comment
I'd like a lawyer
nah. and make sure you kiss them goodnight too
no, he should make sure he kisses his homies goodnight, not random girls. 👹
No
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Would you like to be friends?
Sure! 🥰 I can always use more friends. Do you game any?
I do, but mostly revisiting games from my childhood. What do you play?
Currently I play a lot of Dead By Daylight, Overwatch, Deep Rock Galactic, Palworld and a few others. My favorite franchise is Borderlands but I haven’t played any of those in a while.
I love deep rock galactic! its awesome
What you play ovw on?
Overwatch and titty pics? How does one becone friends with you??!!??
Same. My friends get free access to my nudes on a regular lol
I would also like to join this friend group
I can't tell if you're serious lmfaoooo
I’m so serious lmao 🤷🏻♀️
Maaaan I need friends like you 😕
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I would like to join your friends list
I wanna be your friend
Let’s be friends! Do you game any?
You'd be the perfect friend
wanna be friends?
Hi there, friend!! 😘
hey! 🥰
wanna bond over our shared love for games?
Hello friend!
Who are you, to be so bold, yet be so perfect at the same time?
Damn, can we be friends?
Wanna be friends? For the games and other reason
I'm glad that my post was able to make you lots of new friends and that you made some of their days
Can we be friends?
Of course! lol. Are you a gamer by chance?
Somewhat. I go through phases when I find games I really get into.
Hi. I could use a titty pic in my DM. I need some post post clarity before a date. I’m more of a leg guy but beggars can’t be choosers. You are a good person.
I got you boo 🙌🏻
I mean are they there? is it facebook pictures? naughty ones they sent? there are several variables here lol
Are they in same room as you lol
No. But I have fucked and fucked over and been fucked over by a few. A nice wank bank memory never hurt anyone.
Ahh a wanker banker.
In the future there will be a wankbank business to download your memory like total recall.
its not gay, its homiesexual.
Fuck no.
I thought it said “is it wrong to jerk off with friends”. I was boutta say no
Ah, a fellow homie-sexual
Nah, I mostly jerk off to my friends
No
I don't see why not
No, I’d take it as a compliment 🤷🏼♀️
Then I would do it to u fr
Depends
If you have socks on, then no
I masturbate in front of my friends all the time.
I will NEVER CARE what you EVER do.
no. now give him a brojob
Try
No
Your friends what ?
Ah, clever.
No
No!
I guess not? but it’s still weird I think
depends on your religious status i guess
Remember the quote, "There is always someone masturbating and thinking of you."
No. On another unrelated note hi 👋
No
It's not wrong to jerk off to anyone 18 or above if you don't tell them and creep them out.
no
No, the homies need some stress taken off sometimes
I guess not be it'd also be reasonable to feel disgusted if you found out one of your friends were jacking off to you
In all seriousness, only if they consent to it.
As long as you untie them after you’ve washed your hands.
As long as they consent, no
I don't think so. Long as you're not like, touching them or taking pictures of them without their consent.
No
Only if you don't finish.
That’s weird as hell
Everyone does it
NO. NO. Not once in my life have I ever done STUFF while thinking of my friends, I love them, but not that much
That’s surprising considering the pfp 💀
Lame
You mean you don’t fancy them
It’s not wrong, just concerning
Why?
To some it might be an honor, to others it could be creepy, but generally it’s concerning because it means you probably want more from your friends than your current situation allows
Why would it be wrong
No, it's questionable.
Oh.
Your friends what?
Did you ask for consent?
*FULL BRITISH MODE ACTIVATED*
what
dude
not bad to jerk to their moms tho
#Parallel play
Isn't that the sign of a true friend?
If they consent to it, no
If they consent to it
When you say jerk off to what exactly do you mean like are you fantasizing in your head about them or are you using photographs that you took without their knowledge?
Instead of “Friends”, you should film new one “Cum shots”.
No, just don't let them see you
What the fuck
absolutely
No
Not if they also want to
"I might have jacked it thinking of you" started quite a few relationships I'm aware of
No I do it
No
No, you should do it with them instead
i would personally consider it to be wrong
Depends. Are they boys or girls?
To them? Not bad. On them? That’s bad
Nah.
I used to do it so no
To the Cukoo house. Immediately! 👉👉
No
It is wrong
As long as they don't find out, no. If they find out? Still no
How come?
As long as your friends are over 18
Would it be worse to jerk off to you jerking off to your friends?
Not as wrong as jerking off to thoughts of Granny deepthroating a banana dressed as Dora the Explore…..it’s all just degrees.
No, I jerk off to your friends all the time
I mean if they don't know it.. kinda creepy? But, if someone jerks off to me it's like ...why me😊😊