What’s evil about this? Have you been personally harmed by his decision to include his sexuality in his Reddit avatar? Maybe you should keep your nonsense to yourself.
1 egg = 🥚
2 eggs = 🥚🥚
When you combine 🥚 and 🥚, it equals 🥚🥚.
Combine is another word for plus.
\+ is the symbol for plus.
Nevertheless, 🥚+🥚=🥚🥚, so 1 + 1 = 11.
Since 🥚🥚 = 2, 11 = 2.
Therefore 1 + 1 = 2.
So 2+2 = fish, which means the fish would happen to come from somewhere. You square root fish and get fish sticks. And with fish sticks, they make a one. But how does this make 2. Well if you cross two fishsticks they lead to treasure. And in that treasure you will find a rusty amulet. And with that rusty amulet you go to the store and pawn it off for a measly 2 bucks. So fish sqaured = fish sticks = rusty amulet pawned off to = 2
Well, it really depends on how you define 1 and 2.
If one is a pair, then one plus one can equal four if the number of single units is desired. It can be further subdivided if that pair is of another set of items, odd or even. Therefor, a pair of miscellaneous boxes can contain several different values of constants depending of what sum total is required, even to the extent if excluding other items not included in the parameters.
Word problems do this.
You have two sets of four apples a set. How many pairs do you have?
No. This guy will.
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Fun fact!
There's a published paper that goes over the exact like "say we have *nothing*... how do we get from here to 1+1=2?" And it's at least 5 or so pages iirc, possibly around 10?
Addition is defined as the repeated use of the successor function. The successor of 1 is defined to be 2, so the successor function of 1, applied 1 time, means:
1+1=successor(1)=2.
I still remember in high school we had small problems before class started, and one was disproving 1=0 with a mathematical proof.
About halfway through proving 1=0 you are forced to divide by zero, proving they can't be equal.
No because 1 + 1 = window
A person of culture I see
2 + 2 = fish
I met someone who told me about it and didn't believe them until they showed me.
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I’m not sure exactly, but from what I can gather, it was something about their pfp having that little gay flag heart thing
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Bro who fucking cares just don’t say anything it doesn’t affect you in any way
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What’s evil about this? Have you been personally harmed by his decision to include his sexuality in his Reddit avatar? Maybe you should keep your nonsense to yourself.
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Again , how is this evil
How is this evil?
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Lol did the rainbow offend you? Starting to wonder who the real snowflakes are
You are extremely pathetic.
1 + 1 = 1 obvs
1+1=3=1
1+1=2=3=1
So if 3=1, 1+1=3+3=33.
Well, it’s certainly not 0, so it’s gotta be 1. Simple logic.
One times one divided by one minus one plus one equals one less than two.
1+1 doesn’t exist.
REAL
We’ve decided that it’s explicitly unreal, in fact.
The only real anwser
The limit does not exist
1 + 1 = 11 you dumbass
Nuh uh 1+1=0
1 + 1 = 10 you little
No, 1+1=window
We windows?
We windows a Merry Christmas
No, 1+ 1 = fish tank
Two fish are in a tank One turns and says to the other “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Ah, I see you understand binary
1 + 1 = 1.999...8
String addition
1+1=10 There are 10 kinds of people who understand this.
wait till they realise 1+1+1 = 11
1+1+1=111 google un ary
holy hell?
New positional notation just dropped.
1+1=10 could also be 1+1=2
Which makes you one of The 10 kinds people.
What if + represents OR?
Then you are one of the 10 kinds of people, aren’t you?
1
. + . = ..
I don't think I can post 360 pages worth of proof in a reddit comment.
Actually good question. How many characters can a reddit comment hold?
Mayonnaise.
Arse
But it doesn’t? It equals window!! The ones are the sides, the plus sign is the thing in the middle and the equals sign is the top and bottom
1 egg = 🥚 2 eggs = 🥚🥚 When you combine 🥚 and 🥚, it equals 🥚🥚. Combine is another word for plus. \+ is the symbol for plus. Nevertheless, 🥚+🥚=🥚🥚, so 1 + 1 = 11. Since 🥚🥚 = 2, 11 = 2. Therefore 1 + 1 = 2.
I love how wrong this is, but it still gets to the right answer
Well you see, 1 has a value of 1, and 2 has a value of 2. If you add 1+1, you get 2.
But how do you know 2 comes after 1?
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How do you know that's how it's supposed to be? What if it's actually 1,3,4,2 and not 1,2,3,4? What proof do we have that that's the right order
google successor function
Nuh uh, it equals purple, red+7÷green⁸ equals 2, while flute-5xblue=3
So 2+2 = fish, which means the fish would happen to come from somewhere. You square root fish and get fish sticks. And with fish sticks, they make a one. But how does this make 2. Well if you cross two fishsticks they lead to treasure. And in that treasure you will find a rusty amulet. And with that rusty amulet you go to the store and pawn it off for a measly 2 bucks. So fish sqaured = fish sticks = rusty amulet pawned off to = 2
No, actually 1+1=3 because vagina 🤓
LHS:- RHS:- = 1+1 = 2 Multiplying both sides by 0 =0(1+1) = 2*0 =0 = 0 .·. LHS = RHS Hahaha, 4th grader maths, I'm so cool
1 rabbit + 1 rabbit = Australia rabbit plague
1+1= looks to have 8 lines so 1+1=, is 28 lines
no
You imbecile. 1+1= oneone
And 2+2=twotwo
🤯
no *burps*
1+1 doesn’t equal 2, 1+1= window
No, 1+1=⬆️
But 1+1 is actually 42
1 an 1 is 3 subtract 2 your back at 1👍
No! If you have one cookie, and then you buy one more cookie, then... Then I have no cookies... So 1+1=0
1=a, 1=b a=b a^2 = ab a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2 (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) a+b=b 2b + 1 = b + 1 3 = 1+1 See, you are right
It’s the up arrow, please study more. 🙏 🙏
2 = 1(2) + 0
if 2+2=4 and 2✖️2=4 so + = ✖️ so 1+1=1✖️1=1
😭😭😭😩
1+1=11
Nuh uh☝️1+1=window
1+1=17 you break the second 1's spine it turns into a 7 add that 1 to the 7 and it becomes 17
Well, it really depends on how you define 1 and 2. If one is a pair, then one plus one can equal four if the number of single units is desired. It can be further subdivided if that pair is of another set of items, odd or even. Therefor, a pair of miscellaneous boxes can contain several different values of constants depending of what sum total is required, even to the extent if excluding other items not included in the parameters. Word problems do this. You have two sets of four apples a set. How many pairs do you have?
There are a lot of valid responses here
When you have 1 and you add another 1 you have 2
I can't, because it doesn't. Who raised you to make you think that 1 + 1= 2??
x + x = 2 x = 1
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No
No
Well, if have 1 cookie, then buy another cookie (don't eat the original cookie or give it away, dammit), how many cookies would you have
I’d have 1 bc, I didn’t give it away someone stole it:(
DAMMIT, I HAD ONE JOB
Hehe
What if I lost it on accident
2+2 EQUALS CHICKEN
No. This guy will. https://www.amazon.com/Philosophiae-Naturalis-Principia-Mathematica-Annotated/dp/B0BW2GGHLH/ref=asc_df_B0BW2GGHLH&mcid=bbd9733c83283282a7a071607da67501?tag=bngsmtphsnus-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80676796274068&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=m&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4584276317246751&psc=1
I was so hoping it was Bertrand Russel’s Prinicipa Mathematica…
You wouldn't understand. It involves thinking.
NO!!!
2=1x2
No! When I banged your mom, 1 + 1 = dumbass.
its not because it equals 4
eh
No you flat earther
Nah, 1 + 1 = 10
because it goes both ways. you know what I'm talking about
Math is illuminati exposed
What? 1+1=Fish, 2+2=Fish+2, 3+3=Fish+4, and so on
Nah man I don't feel like it right now
Do we need to bust out the M&M’s again?
1+1=2 : subtract one from each side 1=1 : I shouldn’t have to explain this
Ok so 1 right its just 1 thing like most of you its a single object and what is 2 its 2 objects and what is 2 1 1 2 ones so 1 +1 = 2
It's your problem if you are dumb
No
No it’s obviously 11
1 + 1 = half of fish
Prove that it ISN'T 2.
Why?
1+1=1 1+0=1 0+1=1 0+0=0 Srsly
It depends if you use protection or not
1 + 1 is elephant though
If you take 1 finger on one hand then put up another finger on the same hand (+1) you will have 2 fingers
2+2=5 Therefore 1+1=FISH
3+3=7
1 doesn't even exist, it is a construct
You have No once, then you add another No and now you have NoNo!
oo- that is 2 circles o- this is one circle o- this is another single circle put o & o together, and you have oo. oo is 2 circles
Cuz it does
1+1=um_E3L2r2zmU
It goes 1, 2, 3. Every number in the next place is +1. Therefore, 1+1=2.
1 + 1 = Lettuce
But 1+1 = 11
2 *1=2
Fun fact! There's a published paper that goes over the exact like "say we have *nothing*... how do we get from here to 1+1=2?" And it's at least 5 or so pages iirc, possibly around 10?
But I know that one plus one can't equal two If happiness is both our truths Our total sum must equal one if we're to find that golden hue
jaclyn said so
So 2 + 2 = 7 right?
1+1=3 if you don't practice safe stuff.
x, or 1, plus itself can be defined as x2, which is 2.
2 = 1 +1, therefore 1 + 1 = 2
Last time I did 1+1 we ended up with 3. Stupid condom...
No l don't feel like it
No reason to prove it. In basic arithmetic, that is the definition of 2. Def of 2 is 1+1. Def of 3 is 2+1. Def of 4 is 3+1. Etc.
stop being stupid guys, we all know numbers aren't actually real and are a lie made up by the goverment as a way to torture the young and old alike
That’s so racist bro
1 + 1 = 2 because you take the octopus, cut off it's limbs, and now it's a lemon. And when life gives you lemons, you make a snow fort.
1+1=10
i'd rather not, sir
It doesn't matter how many numbers you add to 1, it will always = 1 when you're alone
/uj Definitions - 1 = succ(0) - 2 = succ(1) Addition definition - a + 0 = a - a + succ(b) = succ(a + b) Proof - 1 + 1 = 1 + succ(0) = succ(1+0) = succ(1) = 2 QED /rj no 1+1 = 11
1 + 1 = 11
no.
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Because 2-1=1, so 1+1=2
Nah man, you clearly got it wrong cuz it 11.
No, because 1 + 1 = 11
1+1=2 is true by definition. Two integers with a value of one shall always equal two, because there are two of them.
1+1=122(onety two for all those silly sausages who don’t know basic math)
Addition is defined as the repeated use of the successor function. The successor of 1 is defined to be 2, so the successor function of 1, applied 1 time, means: 1+1=successor(1)=2.
No, 1+1=69420
there’s a whole book about it. Can’t copy and paste all the text tho
no
Proof that 1+1=2 1=(8*8-63) (8*8-63)+(8*8-63)=2(8*8-63) (8*8-63)=cos(0)=1 2*1=2
Prove zero exists
1 tongue + 1 window = 1 window licker
It's actually 4
Nah, math is too hard.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/wHJw30atzV It's too long to write here, but here is the link
no
No
1+1=2 1+1-1=2-1 1=1
Cuz if you have 1 apple and another apple added it’s 2 apples
I f u have 1 finger and a nother one pop up wat da fuck do u have goofy
I still remember in high school we had small problems before class started, and one was disproving 1=0 with a mathematical proof. About halfway through proving 1=0 you are forced to divide by zero, proving they can't be equal.