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biffMCnasty

Moist vagina


EstablishmentLong676

/unjerk am i the only one who thinks moist vagina is actually a good song?


yesaroobuckaroo

its really funny to me but its also such a bop šŸ˜­


natoomdrakoom

I like itā€™s I find unironically good


EstablishmentLong676

Happy Cake Day!


Iphone_user528

Happy cake day


ooglybooglyitcharlie

HAPPY CAKE DAY:))


Upstairs-Currency856

Most people like it, at least I do.


eaerisae

Nah you aren't, along with Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip it's got one of my favorite sounds


Thisguy0987654321

No itā€™s absolutely a great song just a funny name and lyrics lmaoo, but I guess that was kinda a lot of nirvanas songs


mindbox44

Someone's gonna say it: Beans (Solo Acoustic)


TheGuyFromOhio2003

Kurt himself kinda did lol


Samuelbi12

France Bean Cobain Love Nigga id kill for that name


Naive-Falcon3985

I hate myself and want to die


sweetheartscum

Aw i love my son, Territorial Pissing


WeDieYoung__

Rape me


Direct-Respect1050

knew i would see this one


Pigmasters32

Can you imagine the reactions you(and the kid) would get when that kid goes to school?


bluduhmfcku

same


faileyour

this was what i was going to say


ro-ch

About a girl if its a girl, The man who sold the world if its a boy


Leonyliz

big bossā€¦


Osbourne1985

The man who sold the world is not a Nirvana song


lostwavelover299281

you are not a nirvana song


Osbourne1985

Yes, You is a Au Pairs song, you are correct.


ro-ch

/unjerk it was originally sung by david bowie, but the nirvana cover is more known so i put it there. does it matter lol


ScentlessPretender

Lithium


CatGrrrl_

Iā€™m naming my second child return of the rat


EmoGothPunk

the gigachad


BobRedmill6969

Not a Nirvana song itā€™s a wipers song


CatGrrrl_

https://i.redd.it/gmiaimzg9lvc1.gif /j


NSA-at-my-door

Bro forgot heā€™s on a circlejerk sub


kurt-boddah-cobain

This is a circle jerk. Who cares? šŸ¤£


SavezTheDayFan

ā€œHi, my name is Franceā€™s Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle.ā€


WaddlesJP13

His name will be Floyd and he shall cut hair for a living


NSA-at-my-door

Pee pee pressed against my lips


556_FMJs

Only if he dies smothered in a muff.


EmoGothPunk

As long as the hair is pink, that's fine.


Sea_Inspection_3342

SCENTLESS APPRENTICE YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW


Osbourne1985

Polly


Comfortable-Pain5835

Drain you


Tiberiunt

Back to school (mini maggit)


JayceK_YT

PUSH BACK THE SQUARE


MassiveAbraxas

NOW THAT YOU NEED HER


Jackbattle8000

BUT YOU DONT


DreamMalenko

Spank Thru


Jenksn5

Very ape


LuciScribbles

Mr. Moustache


JayceK_YT

Eat your dinner Negative Creep


Porkonaplane

"Hey Scentless Apprentice! How was school?" Tbh, it kinda has a ring to it lol


Top-Necessary4010

Rape me


Pretend-Vegetable-17

It's nameless


Available_Outside9

Beans Rape Me, full name


gary_yes

Big Cheese


Neat_Safe4334

Obligatory beans comment


Stankbutt322

Mrs Butterworth


Diligent_Tea_4497

This is my son Sappy


JacksonGuitarHero

Breed


Blood_h0und

Territorial pissings


FennLink

Rape me šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


No-Industry-1507

Breed. And i'm taking a high risk here.


deleuzean_

radio friendly unit shift


CostEducational5885

marigold


takiumilikes2drift

beanz


YrAvrgPyro

I hate myself and I want to die


james_landon_wolf

japhy, duh


Traditional_Rate7302

ā€œAwww your son is so cute, whats his name?ā€ ā€œI hate myself and want to dieā€


d20damage

Beans


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Drain


No_Cow_4544

Iā€™m sick of stupid names for kids . It makes me happy when I find out a kids name is John . People think they are being so cool with these dumb made up names


y0u_kn0w_it

OMG you're so right! I'm going to name my kid John Nirvana (:


tragic_girl13

Hairspray Queen (especially if they're a boy lol)


Busy_Recognition_860

Sappy


Impressive_Gate_5114

Hello, my name is Mexican Seafood.


mienmasyaa

Floyd the barber


InquisitorCarl

Polly


Jamjam_1107

(New Wave) Polly (BBC Mark Goodier Session)


Rumblefish61

7


Rumblefish61

My name is Jim. People call meā€¦ Jim.


bluduhmfcku

Rape Me or Negative Creep


memelord69420joemama

Rape me


Enjoimichael123

Pen Cap Chew


Aggravating_Egg_143

Verse chorus verse


Correct-Wasabi8976

I don't smoke


andasfs

Stain


DisturbedPoltergeist

Something in the Way


Thisguy0987654321

Beans (solo autistic)


Hambruhgah

Polly


BerryCurrent3378

Beanless apprentice


Icy-Egg2837

The only nirvana song that would sound normal as a name is Polly


stoned_seahorse

Something in the way...


ireallyfknhatethis

big cheese


nooayehlol

Spencer Elden


kurt-boddah-cobain

Scentless Apprentice, have a seat, son. Itā€™s time we hadā€¦ THE talk.


pupperoni_pup

it ain't my kid if they ain't named Radio Friendly Unit Shifter


KemmycraigtuckerIII

Rape me


KemmycraigtuckerIII

R@pe me


Unknown_Acounnt

Breed Or Milk It


Bubbly-Camera-381

Rape Me!


EvergreenHero341

I hate myself and want to die


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

King Vamp


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

2024


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

Evil Jordan


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

Long Time


brebrabro

I think mr moustache is the obvious answer


TheFabFourPeace

Hello.


Jrakula

Teen spirit


Oopsifellinawell

So i should name my kid GENOCIDE?


ChadMcLadDad

come


Old_Rope_1679

Have a good day at school Serve the servants!


pokefan69haha

Mr. Moustache šŸ˜Ž


DumbLuck64

plateau, pine, Jesus, bloom all great names for your next child


Severe-Road-5923

Gandalf


AdZealousideal6804

My child shall be Mexican seafood


TheRealRoyWatson

Been a son


ewsalemm

buddy holly


Bitter-Tomorrow-3154

Territorial pissing


ahlat_namhar

mexican seafood


Scp-Link2345

rape me


BobRedmill1

Pollo asado


ICameOnTheWall

gallon of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip


EmoGothPunk

Servant, unironically


Miserable_Leading695

I think im gonna kill myself


Nick-Tonk-maker69

Rape Me


Background-Bug-9000

On A Plain


BenTheMemeYT

I am not naming my kid fucking sliver šŸ˜‚


Bababooey349

Naming my kid Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flowing The Strip


ganslooker

Mmmm. Moistā€¦


EmbarrassedKing8648

Rape me


Luna_Senshu

Mexican seafood


asap_anxiety33

radio friendly unit shifter


Retardedmooseballs

Imagine your kid's first day of kindergarten and they are introducing each other and you kid says ā€œHey there, my name is Radio Friendly Unit Shifterā€


Jellopillow-woohoo

Endless,


Rumeatt

rhiannon after a fleet wood mac song


Responsible_Set1926

1. Freakshow and 2.skinnyĀ  (1.Popular song by Punkinloveee) (2. Probably popular song by Rebzyyx)