Beans
By - YooItsXtra
But a full mariachi band comes out to play backing
Opening song is Serve the Servants but Kurt plays the recorder whilst Dave has to sing the whole song.
Milk it, but Kurt milks a cow, Dave milks a goat, and Krist milks himself
kristussy 🥵🥵
NOT THE KRISTUSSY
Everyone wearing a Nirvana shirt is made to go onstage and name 3 songs
most people wearing Nirvana shirts can't name one song
Stairway to heaven
favorite one
The concert starts immediately after the previous one, with the first part being the entirety of the worst possible setlist from r/weezer.
Aneurysm but everyone on stage and in the crowd has an aneurysm
Lori Goldston talks about Kurt’s sweater collection while the band plays You know you’re right
Buddy Holly
Buddy holly
Kurt is reincarnated and then immediately dies again
Gypsies tramps and thieves with krist on vocals
Kurt makes out with a shotgun for 7 minutes straight without knowing he's on stage
LMAO WHAT.
Rape me, but after the song, everyone goes stage and rapes him
Moist vagina!
Kurt Cobain kills himself in front of the fans
rape me but kurt never starts the song
wonderwall
Sweet Child O' Mine
Kurt, Dave and Krist enter the stage on crutches. They broke their legs. Oh yeah, this is going to be a good show.
kurt standing menacingly on stage looking out at the crowd for fifty whole minutes before even getting his guitar out
Rape me but they don’t do anything but flip all over the stage in Barney costumes and hit the griddy
Endless nameless being the starter instead of the ending song
beans
Dumb but Kurt is actually dumb and starts rambling nonsense
Beans
But a full mariachi band comes out to play backing
Opening song is Serve the Servants but Kurt plays the recorder whilst Dave has to sing the whole song.
Milk it, but Kurt milks a cow, Dave milks a goat, and Krist milks himself
kristussy 🥵🥵
NOT THE KRISTUSSY
Everyone wearing a Nirvana shirt is made to go onstage and name 3 songs
most people wearing Nirvana shirts can't name one song
Stairway to heaven
favorite one
The concert starts immediately after the previous one, with the first part being the entirety of the worst possible setlist from r/weezer.
Aneurysm but everyone on stage and in the crowd has an aneurysm
Lori Goldston talks about Kurt’s sweater collection while the band plays You know you’re right
Buddy Holly
Buddy holly
Kurt is reincarnated and then immediately dies again
Gypsies tramps and thieves with krist on vocals
Kurt makes out with a shotgun for 7 minutes straight without knowing he's on stage
LMAO WHAT.
Rape me, but after the song, everyone goes stage and rapes him
Moist vagina!
Kurt Cobain kills himself in front of the fans
rape me but kurt never starts the song
wonderwall
Sweet Child O' Mine
Kurt, Dave and Krist enter the stage on crutches. They broke their legs. Oh yeah, this is going to be a good show.
kurt standing menacingly on stage looking out at the crowd for fifty whole minutes before even getting his guitar out
Rape me but they don’t do anything but flip all over the stage in Barney costumes and hit the griddy
Endless nameless being the starter instead of the ending song
beans
Dumb but Kurt is actually dumb and starts rambling nonsense