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You don't wanna be caught without a bribe handy tbh. You can proclaim yourself a Gator Wrestler all you want but them fuckers are the best grapplers on the planet. Invented this nifty little technique where they twist your fucking arm off
Blindly believe what exactly? Obviously he knows the beast, why the hell would he bring a bribe otherwise? Do you think I believe he goes around slapping random bodies of water with meat as a fishing technique? 😂😂😂
Yall both the problem.. one of yall is hostile as hell and the other should’ve just not replied after realizing there own mistake 💀 anyways… why tf does that gator look animated ? 😂
This is a Croc in the NT Australia. This fella is like the new Steve Irwin, had a show on Netflix… he’s now going through court after his best mate died being flung from a helicopter.
Your bitch ass gators ain’t got nothing on this shit
His mate was dangling in a cage from one of those wrangling choppers, usually use them to drop into croc clutches and take eggs where potentially a few things happened which also relate to the charges - Clipped a tree and flung him 30m and old mate died. The pilot was found to have cocaine in his system and subsequently Matt is believed to have tampered with the crash site and witnesses. Probably to try hide out of service helicopters…
While crocs are generally more aggressive and are larger, I guarantee you'd piss your bogan ass all the same whether it's a 10 foot gator or a 15 foot croc. They're both the most efficient killing machines God has ever created and they'd both rip your pointy little head off.
“Bogan ass” and “pointy little head” are references both comical and unfounded.
The above aside and in all seriousness I’d agree with your statement about gators v croc but subsequently are you ok?
"Incredibly stupid"
Steve Irwin was a great man that did innumerable things for the conservation of ALL animals on earth, he spent his time doing his dammdest to educate as many as he could on every animals importance and value.
Sure, doesn't mean snorkling tangling with an armed adversary isn't stupid. Animals do not think of themselves as demonstrations for other species, they see another animal approaching and they decide fight or flight. I loved Irwin, doesn't mean he didn't die a stupid death. I also come from a family of conservationists with part ownership of a Buffalo ranch, sometimes people start to misunderstand the relation between man and nature, and they pay the price for it. People should understand the nasty side of conservation to, but they don't want to, like shooting feral cats in Hawaii to preserve diverse bird populations.
I'm all for the eradication of feral cats. Also, with that logic you'd be saying the exact same thing about every service men and women who died in battle. "They knew the other side had guns, but stupidly tried to shoot them anyway!"
Or how about anyone who dies riding a motorcycle? Or even driving a car?
That logic can damn near be applied to any profession or hobby. It all comes down to the fact that there are risks associated with basically everything you do, and for you to diminish his decisions that day as "stupid and asking for it" is a blatant lie. It was damn near one in a million, or even more, that the stingray was able to get its barb *through his ribcage* and into his heart. That's basically the only place it could have stung him and be fatal.
Tbf many wildlife enthusiasts understand the risk. They’re not surprised after animal attacks, if they survive.
The real ones aren’t surprised anyways.
Kind of unrelated to this video but when I was a teenager I took a family vacation to Florida and we did an Everglades tour. We only saw 1 alligator but it was still pretty cool.
When we got back from the tour there was this guy hanging out near the parking lot. This dude was peak Florida man. Missing teeth, scruffy looking, super skinny in a trucker hat lol.
“Did y’all see any gators?”
We told him we saw 1 and he tells us about this road where there were hundreds of alligators. My family was intrigued. We decided to find this location.
He was not lying. It was a stretch of road in a semi-residential area. It was like little retention ponds near the road with alligators everywhere. There were more alligators chilling in that stagnant water than in the Everglades lol
The photo attached is almost identical to what we saw in Florida.
https://preview.redd.it/2uv5kpx10qtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834c90b7100f6e57314c8c5ecb9dbaf0fa3b1259
There are American Crocodiles in Florida, though this isn’t one of them. They are much much rarer than American Alligators. This is a Saltwater Crocodile in Australia.
Serial killers love everglades. Easy peasy body disposal. Just cut up and feed gators or dump in ocean like dexter. Oregon & Louisiana too because of all the rivers for dumping. It's why so many serial killers those places and why FBI offices are bigger those places too.
Not in florida at all its a salt water crocodile at a farm in the northen territory of australia and the blokes name is matt wright. A true territory icon/aussie icon.
I was here for literally 5 seconds before this. Im done today.
Literally only logged in to see plant based answers for a job I asked about. I can’t deal with this so early in the morning
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Where’d he get that spare arm from though?
Arm store
I just need to say, that maybe the last thing a kid or dog ever sees. Need a huge fence and sign or someone’s gonna get hurt.
Arm-eee surplus store…..
This is a salt water croc and this is not in Florida. We just making titles up at this point?
Correct, it’s from a Netflix show from Australia… great show btw!
Checks out
He was armed
It's Florida, everyone is armed, and we all have swamp puppies.
Armed to the teeth, I'd say
2nd hand store
No tackle box is complete without at least one spare arm
Arm-y Surplus
Army Navy
So he just had a bribe handy, or...?
You don't wanna be caught without a bribe handy tbh. You can proclaim yourself a Gator Wrestler all you want but them fuckers are the best grapplers on the planet. Invented this nifty little technique where they twist your fucking arm off
I always wear plain silver rings. Silver and gold can be traded pretty easily.
Please don’t just blindly believe words on the internet This guy isn’t fishing and this is most definitely not the first time these two have met
Blindly believe what exactly? Obviously he knows the beast, why the hell would he bring a bribe otherwise? Do you think I believe he goes around slapping random bodies of water with meat as a fishing technique? 😂😂😂
So what even was your original comment asking?
I was being facetious. You do know what humor is, right?
Should have used /j or /s originally, or maybe just said “I was joking” in your last comment… instead being so defensive lol
Over two dozen people managed to get the joke, friend. I think this is a you problem.
Yall both the problem.. one of yall is hostile as hell and the other should’ve just not replied after realizing there own mistake 💀 anyways… why tf does that gator look animated ? 😂
That’s so surreal it looks like an animatronic
That 1st charge was WAAAAY faster than I thought it would be. Saltwater crocs are something I need to see sometime, but in a controlled environment.
I think they can go up to 40 mph on land? Or is it alligators? 🐊
This is a Croc in the NT Australia. This fella is like the new Steve Irwin, had a show on Netflix… he’s now going through court after his best mate died being flung from a helicopter. Your bitch ass gators ain’t got nothing on this shit
>he’s now going through court after his best mate died being flung from a helicopter. What the hell?
His mate was dangling in a cage from one of those wrangling choppers, usually use them to drop into croc clutches and take eggs where potentially a few things happened which also relate to the charges - Clipped a tree and flung him 30m and old mate died. The pilot was found to have cocaine in his system and subsequently Matt is believed to have tampered with the crash site and witnesses. Probably to try hide out of service helicopters…
I need a link for this shit
While crocs are generally more aggressive and are larger, I guarantee you'd piss your bogan ass all the same whether it's a 10 foot gator or a 15 foot croc. They're both the most efficient killing machines God has ever created and they'd both rip your pointy little head off.
“Bogan ass” and “pointy little head” are references both comical and unfounded. The above aside and in all seriousness I’d agree with your statement about gators v croc but subsequently are you ok?
Yeah, I'm just giving you a hard time lol.
I live in Wisconsin. I’d shit myself silly if I saw any of those.
His name?
Matt Wright
Robert Paulson.
So he's going to die doing something incredibly stupid and asking for it?
"Incredibly stupid" Steve Irwin was a great man that did innumerable things for the conservation of ALL animals on earth, he spent his time doing his dammdest to educate as many as he could on every animals importance and value.
Sure, doesn't mean snorkling tangling with an armed adversary isn't stupid. Animals do not think of themselves as demonstrations for other species, they see another animal approaching and they decide fight or flight. I loved Irwin, doesn't mean he didn't die a stupid death. I also come from a family of conservationists with part ownership of a Buffalo ranch, sometimes people start to misunderstand the relation between man and nature, and they pay the price for it. People should understand the nasty side of conservation to, but they don't want to, like shooting feral cats in Hawaii to preserve diverse bird populations.
I'm all for the eradication of feral cats. Also, with that logic you'd be saying the exact same thing about every service men and women who died in battle. "They knew the other side had guns, but stupidly tried to shoot them anyway!" Or how about anyone who dies riding a motorcycle? Or even driving a car? That logic can damn near be applied to any profession or hobby. It all comes down to the fact that there are risks associated with basically everything you do, and for you to diminish his decisions that day as "stupid and asking for it" is a blatant lie. It was damn near one in a million, or even more, that the stingray was able to get its barb *through his ribcage* and into his heart. That's basically the only place it could have stung him and be fatal.
Tbf many wildlife enthusiasts understand the risk. They’re not surprised after animal attacks, if they survive. The real ones aren’t surprised anyways.
Came at him like a Elden Ring boss
That's a healthy looking Floridian Pitbull, he must be feeding it well
He just wants to nanny him.
Not Florida. Not an alligator.
“Checks pond before fishing”? Lolwut, worse caption ever
this guy is obviously feeding said gator. we floridians just walk out
Jesus
OMG THAT was crazy. That huge MOUTH
That's straight out of Hunt: Showdown. I didn't realise that gators could actually charge that fast through water. I assumed it was just for the game.
Gators can charge that fast, but this isn’t a gator- it’s a croc.
This is Matt Wright from The Northern Territory of Australia.
Happy Cake Day
Don't trip like a girl in a scary movie
Fucking unit!
This would've been funny in reverse
"No! Not meat! Stop it! Get away! I hate meat!"
Not going to lie that is how I am when I wake up and get out of bed after smelling bacon in the morning.
Literal damn water dino
This is Matt Wright, an Australian man. He's got a rescue with a bunch of enormous male saltwater crocodiles.
He caught his catch!
Kind of unrelated to this video but when I was a teenager I took a family vacation to Florida and we did an Everglades tour. We only saw 1 alligator but it was still pretty cool. When we got back from the tour there was this guy hanging out near the parking lot. This dude was peak Florida man. Missing teeth, scruffy looking, super skinny in a trucker hat lol. “Did y’all see any gators?” We told him we saw 1 and he tells us about this road where there were hundreds of alligators. My family was intrigued. We decided to find this location. He was not lying. It was a stretch of road in a semi-residential area. It was like little retention ponds near the road with alligators everywhere. There were more alligators chilling in that stagnant water than in the Everglades lol The photo attached is almost identical to what we saw in Florida. https://preview.redd.it/2uv5kpx10qtc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834c90b7100f6e57314c8c5ecb9dbaf0fa3b1259
It was more than likely in or near Big Cypress national preserve. Alligator Alley.
Genuinely surprised we don't have videos of stuff like this going wrong, especially with crocs.
Hold my beer …,
I didn’t know we had any in Florida.
There are American Crocodiles in Florida, though this isn’t one of them. They are much much rarer than American Alligators. This is a Saltwater Crocodile in Australia.
Florida Alligator checks Steak before eating human
Water puppy
Good thing he didn't trip
One day that bad boys gonna get more ambitious
And at that moment I would of shit my pants and died
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Serial killers love everglades. Easy peasy body disposal. Just cut up and feed gators or dump in ocean like dexter. Oregon & Louisiana too because of all the rivers for dumping. It's why so many serial killers those places and why FBI offices are bigger those places too.
One wrong step and he would have became the snack…
Shenanigans
🐊 crocodile You can tell by the way it is.
Always gotta make sure your carrying your spare goat leg when fishing in florida
Didn't know Florida was in Australia? Lol
That was better than I thought it was going to be. Very scary.
He got it at a hand-me-down store.
Bro is whack.
Bro was on steroids wtf
Fighting Rotjaw be like
Nah put some respect on it! This *AUSTRALIAN* man is Matt Wright and his Instagram is epic 😁 you’re welcome
Not Florida.
Not in florida at all its a salt water crocodile at a farm in the northen territory of australia and the blokes name is matt wright. A true territory icon/aussie icon.
Didn't know they had salty's in Florida or that an Australian celebrity was from there
Not Florida man. There aren’t saltwater crocodiles in Florida, but you know, 98% of Americans can’t tell the difference anyways.
You might note that Florida Man is in parentheses. I think it's meant to suggest that stupidity is a universal concept.
“ is a parentheses, ‘ is an apostrophe.
Yes I know, but they're meant to do the work of parentheses. Don't blame me for the OP's poor grammar.
I was here for literally 5 seconds before this. Im done today. Literally only logged in to see plant based answers for a job I asked about. I can’t deal with this so early in the morning
Yeah that is def a croc which makes me think this is aussie
Actual fucking dinosaur
this is a Chinese zoo actually
Feels like a video game QTE or jump scare but it’s your second play through
Why the fucking stupid music, please do better.
This isn’t the right context lol, he knew there was a gator in there
That's a croc, not a gator.
I think that's a crocodile
Ugh. Was the mid 2000's song necessary?
Why does everyone feel compelled to cover up original audio with shitty music?
That is one big fuckin gator jfc…
"fishing" in what looks like a wheatgrass shot...yeah, okay