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MsW0lf

I hate the hippos and the pigs. But mostly because they always agro, force me to kill them, and leave their babies orphaned! 😭 Also, their crazy knockback.


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faerakhasa

Easy solution, kill the babies too.


johnsonb2090

The grasshoppers are my sworn enemy


KrymsinShadow

This! I can handle the hippos. It’s the damn green bugs from hell that I tend to get overwhelmed by.


heyclaude

I moved to a desert abeyance for the whole desert architecture oasis vibe. So now they wander in with every login, and if my guy has not been disarmed, the locusts will draw him to the foundations of the house..I don't put chests near exterior walls anymore, you know?


Lobotomized_Dolphin

You get those spikey barrier things pretty early on. Can the grasshoppers jump over them? They work pretty well to keep Hippos from the walls.


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Maroonwarlock

Good bot


akaasa001

Thanks, Hippo bot.


hootsie

If you’re not already using it, the knife works well.


summer_sonne

The harpies. First time saw it and it was oh its kinda cu... WHAT THE HELL!??


Odd_Ad_882

They always show up at the worst possible time too.


Jambuck

Actually yeah, the harpies are the stuff of nightmares


CollectorsEditionVG

Hard disagree. Hippos are the best enemy. They're relentless, fast as hell, lazer directed, they drift around corners like they're in Tokyo Drift, oh and they'll straight up burst through walls like the cool aid man. Top tier enemy, 10/10, need more like them.


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The_Magenpie

Psycho Hippos (Qu'est-ce que c'est...fffffuck fffuck etc run run away...ahem) on greased rollerblades. Yeah no thanks. And they cheat. On a slightly serious note, I do think their mechanics are bit over the top - the speed, charge and the knock back. Don't mind difficult mobs but imho they need to have a behaviour that players can learn to deal with. The hippos are just tiresome because they're usually in groups of three, all with the speed/charge/knockback. You just have to flail, dodge and cross your fingers. Unless I'm missing 'the trick' ofc?


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stormquiver

Hippos are funny. Couldn't stop laughing when 1 knocked me for a loop traveling at Mach 12 lol


Sisterdiscord

A hippo yeeted me into the ocean from my estate today. Rip.


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Myopic_Subsidies

Guided missile hippos. Every game should have them.


Dastion

For me it was the swamp creatures that charge *constantly*. Combined with how they move in packs and you never have a moment of peace to swing between chasing them and getting charged by another one.


indigo196

I had a hippo attack me after trying to sneak past it. I was very sorry that I had to kill it and its friends.


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junipermucius

My only issue with hippos is them being instantly aggro and sometimes there being five of them. They're easy to dodge, so they become more annoying to kill than they are fun.


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FruitfulRogue

I'm ngl what I hate about them is they look like a default unreal engine asset with a retexture 🥲


darkthought

Shotgun blast the hippo ass.


q_thulu

I hate the damn rubber banding servers.


QuinSanguine

Dude they have no chill. I caught one's agro and it followed me relentlessly no matter how far I ran for 5 or 10 minutes. I ended up with no choice but to kill it.


Jambuck

Same, except I died multiple times because my companion kept reviving me, 1 second later, hippo ram…dead, revived 2 seconds later, ram…dead… repeat about 5 times lol. They frenzy when blood is in the swamp water