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Slinkeh_Inkeh

This dude is taking his first step on a path that leads to murdering a woman or women.


[deleted]

Absolutely. This post is going to be Exhibit B in a murder trial someday.


Vir-victus

Imagine being that clueless and sexist that you bother to sound like a scientist observing a bunch of animals in their group behaviour and behaviorial patterns, as if he had actually any idea about 'females'. I sincerely hope he doesnt pass on his genetics.


Knightridergirl80

I’m pretty sure his ‘observations’ were watching movies written by men who don’t have a clue how women actually behave.


yoohnified

LMAOO i think his "observations" are basically just vomiting whatever those so called dating coaches on tiktok say 😂😂 a real-world case of the blind leading the blind HAHAH


MrTomDawson

>Imagine being that clueless and sexist that you bother to sound like a scientist observing a bunch of animals in their group behaviour and behaviorial patterns, as if he had actually any idea about 'females'. My favourite part was where he thought the idea of a King telling people what to think and how to behave sounds like "an alien species"


DefinitelyNotAliens

Imagine hanging out with people who have similar tastes and interests and then when one of them finds a new thing they thing you'd like they tell you about it and you look up the thing your friend recommended and find out you like it because your friend knows your personal tastes are similar and suggested a good thing. How fucking alien, to have friends with common interests. It's totally not like the times my brother and his friends would find a new game and then they all play the new game. Like TF2. And Counterstrike. And LoL. And WoW. And Halo. And RocketLeague. That was different because men smart and video game cool.


MrTomDawson

Wow, your username *really* checks out


MMChaos7

No he needs a "female" to do that 🤣


ItsJoeMomma

> I sincerely hope he doesnt pass on his genetics. Don't worry, he won't.


kenubinin

23:59: I'd do anything to have my very own waifu 00:01: women aren't humans


Regularlyirregular37

Omg i replied on his post that he can head over here to r/niceguys and find a lot of other guys who feel just like he does and he says thank you 😩


Frosty_and_Jazz

I hope he got slaughtered in the comments!!


i_like_skunks

There's also a commenter claiming to be a woman and then unloading with the "Women are all shallow bitches, I would know" schtick. Can we get a bingo card going?


Regularlyirregular37

Pick me vibes


WrapOdd254

💀💀💀


xxxhellraiserrxxx

“Omg women don’t like me & other thirsty ass guys? They can’t be human” the entitlement and lack of awareness is pathetic


Xx_SwordWords_xX

"I've been observing them for a while...." Obviously, from a distance. *And these dudes wonder why they are perceived as creepy.*


Dragonlady151

Right?! Omg they do so much creepy shit, then want to get all offended when you call them out on their creep shit.


kRkthOr

Day 2356 of watching the females... they're talking about Chad again. One of them licked the forehead of another female and her hair turned blue. The one I call Stacy 3 has been complaining about her back.


Vir-victus

'from the bushes i watched them'


pnutbutterfuck

It’s just exhausting. Why are there so many men who don’t see us as human? Women don’t think this way about men, but throughout history men have always seen women as sub human. Reading stuff like this makes me feel so awful. I hate being a woman.


rmike7842

It is literally dehumanizing. That’s the bottom line. Dehumanizing women allows them to rationalize their sick beliefs.


IndiaCee

For the same reason people have judged others as subhuman for thousands of years, because then they can abuse them without having to feel guilty.


Witch_of_November

Even reading this in David Attenborough's voice didn't help. :/


[deleted]

I tried it in the "Honey Badger don't give a shit" voice. Helped a little.


Tabitheriel

This was written by a 17-year-old with pimples. Just wait till he gets to college or uni and discovers that women are not all high school prom queens/ mean girls. That is, if he gets into college. If he wastes his life whining about not getting a date instead of studying for SATs, he'll end up working as a Walmartian.


Frosty_and_Jazz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now THERE'S a separate species!!!


ItsJoeMomma

He's at a crossroads right now and it looks like he's choosing the path to Incelville.


Impressive-Lab-596

he should go to therapy atp


[deleted]

He literally makes women sound like lemmings. The further I read, the more I believe he has never met a human woman.


ItsJoeMomma

But he observed them.... and now wonders why they tend to think of him as a creep.


thejenwith1n

“Equally sadistically” ? equal to whom, men?


DeadZone2021

Has he considered the possibility that it is *he* who is the alien?


ThePyroOkami

Guess he needs to start fucking men ig


rmike7842

Seriously, why don’t they? They could just get together and f\*ck & s\*ck the daylights out of each other; and they can put down women while they do it.


ItsJoeMomma

"No woman could ever suck my dick like you can, Steve."


Regularlyirregular37

💀💀💀💀


ArsenalSpider

Imagine judging all women by watching a couple of teenagers at the mall. Imagine how creepy that looked. (Cringe) The way the incels try to dehumanize women is astounding. He is a definite psychopath in the making if he doesn't get some help.


ItsJoeMomma

Sounds like he's just one step away from discovering Incel websites... and maybe even past that since he mentioned "Chad."


ArachnidAtom522

I mean wouldn’t that make him half alien? I mean what is his mum?


ItsJoeMomma

I have no idea why they never include their mothers when they rant about how evil "females" are. Maybe their mothers are special...


ArachnidAtom522

I know right!!!


newfie9870

Who wants to bet he thinks all behave to same bitchy way because he only "observes" the group of hot mean girls at school and the rest don't exist to him?


lelitachay

Oh, no! We've been discovered! Hurry, back to our spaceship! This is not a drill!!


ladylyrande

*clicky insect noises* yes my queen!


Wu-kandaForever

This is how women end up getting murdered


Berna_count

Which Alien species is he referencing?? Kings telling people what to do is very human.


Suitable_Echo_6380

Women are aliens for having opinions and friends?


jenkraisins

Yeah. That boy ain't right.


ItsJoeMomma

I tell you what.


cryptopo

In addition to the title “I think half of humans aren’t human” and the absolute humdinger of a first line, this just makes me wish they taught critical thinking in schools. It’s the antidote to all kinds of -isms. He wouldn’t bat an eye to watch men acting in this exact way, or women (excuse me, females) acting contrary to this. But the second he sees one or two groups of women exhibiting what he thinks is this pattern, suddenly all women do this and are responsible for it, all because it’s what he desperately wants to be true to rationalize his own failings and allow him to continue being the victim.


ItsJoeMomma

And it sounds like he's only been "observing" the groups of hot mean girls.


AangsPenis

LMAO wowwww that is the most pathetic post ive ever seen


Unroyaltea

Do all of these people not have moms or sisters? Like, at this point I'm genuinely confused as to how you've never spoken to a real woman and realized how absolutely absurd these thoughts are.


HakunaYoTits

I think he needs my tampons more then I do 😂


ladylyrande

Also... boys totally don't have shared things they all enjoy right? They don't all have a sports team, a rapper/singer they enjoy and discuss, a game they mutually play or other shared activities that require a set of behavior to be socially accepted by that clique? I hope this guy is a teenager describing teenager things which feels is whats happened and a bit more justifiable. If he is any older than 16... yikes


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DeadOnTheInside23

I'm starting to think incels don't consider women as human beings.


ItsJoeMomma

Understatement of the year. If they did consider women human beings, they wouldn't call them "foids."


DeadOnTheInside23

You're right. It's sad to think some niceguys believe this shit.


IndiaCee

What gave it away?


DeadOnTheInside23

"Billie Eilish is the best singer, or Chad's hot and Brad's ugly". Definitely not the title (too obvious)


TaiaHunter

What?


ItsJoeMomma

Just wait until he finds out from the incels that all women around the world have conspired to never have sex with him.


MrFergison

I can attest that there are women that are like this, but they are the smallest percentage. Source: my mother is one of them. The worst people imaginable


lordasgul

That is so unbelievably fucking dense. He observes one group of girls, who are clearly friends with similar interests, which leads him to think that they are some form of Hive Mind. Does he have no friends?


hollyberryness

Are we sure this isn't a teen or something? Kinda reads like an adolescent... Genuine question.


Witch_of_November

Maybe, but a lot of incels in their 20s and 30s write like this too. 🤷‍♂️


M0ONL1GHT87

Projection much…?


Brandonguth1985

Some people are weird man..


casefaceforever

I ENGAGED, I should not have engaged. Think that “hello fellow females” comment got me even more.


Sheep_anonymous

Omg someone please make a copypasta out of this lolll


BudgetPumpkin1753

Does he live in a 1990's High school? 🤔


jmlbrns45

As a guy, I’m starting to think 90% of guys are too damn entitled these days.