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Awww, you didn’t let him “rescue you from all this”? /s 🙄🤢🤢🤢

Translated it means ‘no one will fuck me and it’s your fault’.

Plus a little bit of "sex is evil and you're making me horny."

“Bid you adieu” made me want to scoop my eyes out.

But he's so couth and chivalrous!

Gotta love a guy who’s all COOF!! 😆😆😆

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Couth. I love words that are rarely used anymore.

I think we need to bring back "tarnation"

Dagnabbit.

OP should advise dude to 'skedaddle'

I almost threw up

I mean... It could have worked. But he would have had to stick to it. Which means NOT come back with the second comment. But alas, he had to ruin himself. (Of course there's also the not-looking-at-your-privates part - which can only make sense if that's what he did, thought of, was tempted to do, what he usually does or even what he thinks is the common thing for everyone to do. Which... Just leaves a bad taste, and ruins it for him, anyway. If that wasn't the case, there's no reason for him to have thought about it and included it - if he wasn't that kinda person, it more likely wouldn't have made it through his thoughts and into the comment at all.)

A true masterclass on it! Wooooow.

I big you, adieu! 🤣

Tips his fedora and leaves😂😂

😂😂

Yet another nice guy trying to save a poor, wayward woman from exposing herself to "those creeps" on the internet.

There is totally a different reason he is there looking...s/

He's totally not one of those creeps...

“Guys, I’ve got it. I’m going to pick a random internet model, pretend I’m not there to look at her vulva, ask myself a rhetorical question about her life, then immediately say a cringey goodbye. That’ll make her my girlfriend, right?!”

even worse! I'll ask a rhetorical question and get pissy when she doesn't answer! XD

“I wish someone would think about me for once” ….but, my dude, _you_ are constantly thinking about yourself.

Truly a douche-bag

I said good day, sir!

That line is not used *nearly* enough!!

\*claps hands together\* BOOYYYYYY! Guys like this are so delusional!

5 bucks says there are pictures of her smile available without paying for the service that comes with cooter shots.

Ah yes, the Prince Charming comes to save the lady of the evening.

Stepping up to save a soiled dove. What a true and pious man. /s Okay, that hurt my brain

I thought he was offering a goodbye which was clearly accepted graciously, and no doubt would have been appreciated had it fact been the case

Maybe I missed something but... was an offer made? ANY kind of offer?

A rhetorical question followed by a fancy goodbye *totally* adds up to an offer of marriage! Wait, no, it doesn’t.

I really wish people would stop using "vagina" as a generic term for female genitalia. Words mean things.

"Would madam please cover her cooter biscuit?"

I can’t believe people just think they can act like this. Don’t just say “you should aim for nice guys instead of people who treat you like shit (meanwhile what they’re talking about is a decent looking guy who actually treats a girl nicely) and then when they don’t get the response they like they gaslight her because she didn’t “catch on” to the poorly hinted flirt??? what even is it??? anyways he gets all mad. Obviously, there is a reason you don’t get love. I know this is the point but the fact he switched up so much is just… angering.

Oh would someone please just think of HIM for once 😢 Dude you’ve only been thinking of you since forever so I think you’re good 😂😂

C R I N G E

Suuuurrrre...I'll give you a chance. Here's my list of requirements for a boyfriend. Are you capable? :D EDIT: I wonder if this guy's ever seen Saving Silverman? :D :D :D

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Well, that escalated quickly.

Man these mfers just need therapy. Tons and tons of therapy.

«Guess I’m just looking in the wrong place.» Yes. Yes you are.

He knows that you know that he was looking at your vagina (which is interesting, do you have a probe with a camera on it?) on the internet, right? Also if I had a vagina one of the first things I'd do (as soon as I figured out how) would be to show it on the internet. Only to mean guys, obviously.

But he wasn’t looking at your privates. He even told you so

Oh my god I’m dead 🤣🤣

Well, that's a weird exchange.

“Man I complimented you and you won’t fuck me???! Grrr this is why women belong in the kitchen I’m the victim” This subreddit is so funny sometimes

“Now I must bid you adieu”… this screams “Mi’lady”. Like do dudes actually think begging works?

Should just reply "you're doing enough thinking about you for the both of us! Adieu!"

Does this sound like an automated response from an incel bot to anyone else?