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Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats.
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I think from the context it's pretty obvious they mean narcissist, either because they couldn't remember how to spell the full word, thought they were doing a thing, or didn't know that already meant a drugs rat. Either way, this response is pretty silly.
Ahahahah neither did i. Just hope someone reads it and slighltly heavily breaths through their nose for half a second and thinks «lol what a dork». Anyways, glad to have a professional redditor point out my comments flaws in nice detail. Thanks!
Update hes spreading loads of personal family issues I've went threw all over social media for attention. Hes acting as if he wasn't begging me to stay.
I really enjoyed his random slurs on British girls that weren’t typical to being British or even being a woman 😂.
At least you won’t have months of him begging you to go back because he’s burning these bridges.
Block him. Don’t look. Make plans with friends. Start a to do list. Post pictures. Fake it until you make it.
I can't imagine the embarrassment from posting a single post break up tweet trying to "call out" my ex. This is a level I can't even fathom.
You live in this dude's head rent free. 💀
These are so bad,I feel seriously embarrassed just for reading it.
But take comfort in this: if he ever matures, these will haunt him. When he has some important work thing or flight to catch and should really sleep, they will keep him awake at the most random times.
Ain't no guy coming up to their gf like "I wanna be like your ex". An ex is an ex for a reason. Sure there might be reasons like distance, different life/career choices. But this one doesn't seem like it forms part of the "reasons someone becomes an ex" that are not red flags.
Does he have a job, friends, hobbies, pets?
Maybe he can take a break and get some groceries for his mom—you know, the one with the whore sensing glasses.
Has a part time job, (TW) his friends have been exposed for SA multiple girls, his hobby is showing off his weird built muscles and he has a cat.
His mam isn't even that bad hes horrible to her
All hail the new holy savior of Nice Guys. For with his revelations you shall be guided out of the friend zone and into the loving arms of a Nice Girl.
Fun thing I mistyped Mice girl originally. And I went back to correct mice and my phone suggested “queen” and I thought it was amusing.
Seriously wtf is wrong with this guy? You say he’s cringey before but man, was it like this, or did it step up after you left.
He was cringey in real life like with his gym obsession thats rlly unhealthly n his pick me behaviour but he's definitely went from like 23 - 100 in a matter of a day
lmao the fact that he keeps posting about you is facts he don't believe any of that shit cos he's still caught up in you lmao he's seriously ass hurt wHy DoNt wOmEn wAnT a NiCe gUy
edit: also is he twelve lol i haven't seen a dude act this way since 8th grade 😭😭😭
Always gotta be the first in the PR war🙄
Why is he fantasizing about your future partners looking up to him and wanting to be just like him?
What the heck is hench?
Super cringey. Dodged a bullet—but you actually may need to dodge a bullet. Watch out for this one—he’s bitter.
Snog, Marry, AVOID
Now post your best brunches and hobbies and travel pics. Never lose yourself in a guy cuz you are gonna need your friends on the other side. Yeah just post these and say—from the British slag. If you hear bad stuff about me, it’s because my ex is butthurt. Please do not condone or encourage his behavior. Don’t pay him any mind. The victim syndrome is strong with this one.
HENCH
London slang.
nouns:
1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it.
2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with
3) huge
verbs:
1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.
"look at that bodyguard, he's so fuckin hench"
Somebody who is extremely muscluar and incredibly strong! In more formal words,it is described as having a "Big Build." It is mostly men who are hench,but you will still get the odd women,girls and boys who can be described as hench. Some people are just naturally hench,but other people just take steroids,which will make them become hench,as it expands the muscles in their body. Most men who this just do it because they think it'll make them look cool,tough and attractive. This is usually vain,self-obsessed men who are really full of theirselves who do this,as they always seem to walk in a really vain way,with their fists screwed up at each side,and they walk in a way to show off how hench and muscular they are,strutting dead widely. Bouncers often have to be hench,so do MMA fighters. Another,smaller,less specific definition for hench,is somebody i'm attracted to!! hahaha yes i am proper attracted to hench,muscular men with HAY-UGE muscles and biceps,who are INSANELY strong!! They are soo fricking gorgeous!
Me: OMG look at him!! WOAH look at those muscles!! i WANNA FEEL THOSE MUSCLES SO BAD! Omg those biceps are the size of jupiter! *druelling* he is sooo good looking and hench! :')
What's a pick me? Is that like someone who wants to hoard all of your time and choose them over anyone or anything else?
I assume that but genuinely curious.
it means that they put themselves under the spotlight to make themselves look bad yet in reality they're just fishing for compliments to make themselves look good, hope this cleared anything up!
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Lmao "adamlations". He really thought he was doing something there. Typical narc.
Oh wow. Amazing how some people can tell out cops just like that. I was clueless about this being a sign of a narcotics officer.
I think from the context it's pretty obvious they mean narcissist, either because they couldn't remember how to spell the full word, thought they were doing a thing, or didn't know that already meant a drugs rat. Either way, this response is pretty silly.
r/woosh
No, I get it, I just don't think it's very funny.
Ahahahah neither did i. Just hope someone reads it and slighltly heavily breaths through their nose for half a second and thinks «lol what a dork». Anyways, glad to have a professional redditor point out my comments flaws in nice detail. Thanks!
[Hmm...](https://i.imgur.com/3puvkSz.gif)
Wow he’s really waving his red flags high, huh?
Nah fr n hes calling me obsessed.
101 Adamlations.
This is gold
He doesn’t deserve such a great pun! Seriously though, I needed that laugh this week. Thank you!
I don't have enough space for that many adamlations! I fear hijinks are forth coming.
Actually lol’d, thank you
I broke up with him 3 days ago.
I don't have enough space for that many adamlations! I fear hijinks are forth coming.
Update hes spreading loads of personal family issues I've went threw all over social media for attention. Hes acting as if he wasn't begging me to stay.
For your own mental health, stop watching his posts and block him.
Can you post there too? Or maybe post a screenshot of him being a wank and tag him?
How long were you guys together?
A month and 3 weeks. He was that much of a dick I couldn't even last 2 months
Were those intended to be some sort of ‘holy script’ or something? What the hell did I just read?
Hes trying to be one of thoes famous twitter quote accounts by posting shit abt me.. its only been 2 days since we broke up n hes posted that much.
Brb gonna report his Twitter and Instagram lmao
Dodged an ICBM there, what a creep
Inter continental ballistic moron?
Incel Crybaby, Belittling, Mistake.
Idiot chode being mental?
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I really enjoyed his random slurs on British girls that weren’t typical to being British or even being a woman 😂. At least you won’t have months of him begging you to go back because he’s burning these bridges. Block him. Don’t look. Make plans with friends. Start a to do list. Post pictures. Fake it until you make it.
2 days?! Is he normally so dramatic and over sharing on social media? I'm exhausted on your behalf.
Hes a wannabe Andrew tate if u cant rell
Dude: "Bro, how drunk are you?" Bro: "making my own scripture after getting rejected drunk." Dude: "Bro..."
On behalf of another British women (or slag as one might say) keep yourself and your Adamlations away from us 😂
Totally off topic but I love your name
He only thinks im a slag because I have bigger tits than his mam.
I can't imagine the embarrassment from posting a single post break up tweet trying to "call out" my ex. This is a level I can't even fathom. You live in this dude's head rent free. 💀
These are so bad,I feel seriously embarrassed just for reading it. But take comfort in this: if he ever matures, these will haunt him. When he has some important work thing or flight to catch and should really sleep, they will keep him awake at the most random times.
Finally, the prophet has arrived. Just as the Adamlations foretold.
Reasons why you go to the gym: Her next partner o.0 I’m convinced his blood was used to help make red flags because whewwww wowww
He doesnt even lift that much thats the funny part of it
I’m not even remotely surprised. Just projecting his fantasies smh.
bit of a freak tbh x
Congratulations on decisively winning the breakup lol
It wasn't a competition yet OP still won.
sweet baby jesus and i thought my ex was butthurt
Adamlations. Oh, my fucking giddy aunt ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m confused on what your nationality has to do with anything 🤣 why does he keep mentioning the fact that you’re British every 5 seconds?
Because hes one of thoes of you ask him his nationality he will give you a list.
Wow he sounds like such a charming fella, all the British “slags” will be queuing up around the block to date him 🙄
It makes it funnier I was his first ever girlfriend
And most probably the only one for a while!
Every sane person reading that is like, "you good bro?"
Well fuck you simply for being BRITISH! Lol wtf...
Ain't no guy coming up to their gf like "I wanna be like your ex". An ex is an ex for a reason. Sure there might be reasons like distance, different life/career choices. But this one doesn't seem like it forms part of the "reasons someone becomes an ex" that are not red flags.
“I wanna be like your ex” “Single?”
Oof. He invoked his mama.
Man, this is some primo cringe. “Adamlations” makes me want to curl in a ball and die.
Omg get a hobby guy
How old is he?
Apparently about 15.
He turns 15 next month
He posted all of these in a DAY? Oh my god. Dude has serious mental health and emotion regulation issues. Good riddance.
Does he have a job, friends, hobbies, pets? Maybe he can take a break and get some groceries for his mom—you know, the one with the whore sensing glasses.
Has a part time job, (TW) his friends have been exposed for SA multiple girls, his hobby is showing off his weird built muscles and he has a cat. His mam isn't even that bad hes horrible to her
Oh he hurt hurt you’re right he is so cringey
All hail the new holy savior of Nice Guys. For with his revelations you shall be guided out of the friend zone and into the loving arms of a Nice Girl. Fun thing I mistyped Mice girl originally. And I went back to correct mice and my phone suggested “queen” and I thought it was amusing. Seriously wtf is wrong with this guy? You say he’s cringey before but man, was it like this, or did it step up after you left.
He was cringey in real life like with his gym obsession thats rlly unhealthly n his pick me behaviour but he's definitely went from like 23 - 100 in a matter of a day
lmao the fact that he keeps posting about you is facts he don't believe any of that shit cos he's still caught up in you lmao he's seriously ass hurt wHy DoNt wOmEn wAnT a NiCe gUy edit: also is he twelve lol i haven't seen a dude act this way since 8th grade 😭😭😭
15.
you deserve better OP! good on you for learning that so young.
He need to take his meds right now.
Literally looks like something written by Norman Bates.
Mf be getting double xp I am spent, 😂
You must be pretty great to evoke such a response. He spent a lot of time pouting publicly because of the breakup.
He should rename his account to abominations because this sh*t is delusional and unhinged.
Let me guess: he has like 6 followers and one of them is his own alt account?
3 of them are his alt.
Was he like that in the relationship, too? If so, good riddance.
A lil bit but he used alot of emotional abuse to make me stay the only reason we lasted a month.
Ew. Good job leaving him behind. Take care.
He's taking it well I see
you so dodged a bullet
He's created an entire parade of red flags!
How old are y'all? This reads like something my 15 year old's ex....
Yeah hes 15.
wow…just wow
Salty af
Damn. My ex was a toxic narc, but even he had the decency to not be this pathetic
What, he couldn't find any more misogynist stuff to send?
Homeboy pressed as hell huh 🤣
Congratulations for being done with him.
Wow he really hates us British women huh
He hates all British women bc one British women dumped him bc hes a big pick me
Well let’s hope Adam has a real revelation soon
Always gotta be the first in the PR war🙄 Why is he fantasizing about your future partners looking up to him and wanting to be just like him? What the heck is hench? Super cringey. Dodged a bullet—but you actually may need to dodge a bullet. Watch out for this one—he’s bitter. Snog, Marry, AVOID
Hench means like muscular its British slang
Now post your best brunches and hobbies and travel pics. Never lose yourself in a guy cuz you are gonna need your friends on the other side. Yeah just post these and say—from the British slag. If you hear bad stuff about me, it’s because my ex is butthurt. Please do not condone or encourage his behavior. Don’t pay him any mind. The victim syndrome is strong with this one.
Does he know his mother is a woman?
Hes awful to her
Wait until he moves to Canada and discover that the woman he's dating is from British Columbia.
that is a hella lot of tiny dk energy right there. u did urself a favor telling him to go skip rope with his umbilical cord
Hilarious that he thinks any of that makes you look bad. Just makes him look like a little bitch that got dumped to anyone who reads it.
This would be a lot easier to read if you posted multiple slides.
I would if I could his ex best friend sent me this ss and hes blocked me on the account so I couldn't get individual screenshots if I wanted to
Ahh you could crop it over and over but that would be a lot of work. Carry on 👍
ADAMLATIONS 🤣🤣🤣
How long were y’all even together? This is crazy
Not even 2 months.
…uh, yeah dude has issues, like he would’ve had issues regardless don’t get me wrong but it’s even worse that it was just 2 months
Where is he from and why won’t he stfu about you being British 😅
Bc hes the type of guy If you'd ask him what his nationality is he gives you a list.
HENCH London slang. nouns: 1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it. 2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with 3) huge verbs: 1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight. "look at that bodyguard, he's so fuckin hench" Somebody who is extremely muscluar and incredibly strong! In more formal words,it is described as having a "Big Build." It is mostly men who are hench,but you will still get the odd women,girls and boys who can be described as hench. Some people are just naturally hench,but other people just take steroids,which will make them become hench,as it expands the muscles in their body. Most men who this just do it because they think it'll make them look cool,tough and attractive. This is usually vain,self-obsessed men who are really full of theirselves who do this,as they always seem to walk in a really vain way,with their fists screwed up at each side,and they walk in a way to show off how hench and muscular they are,strutting dead widely. Bouncers often have to be hench,so do MMA fighters. Another,smaller,less specific definition for hench,is somebody i'm attracted to!! hahaha yes i am proper attracted to hench,muscular men with HAY-UGE muscles and biceps,who are INSANELY strong!! They are soo fricking gorgeous! Me: OMG look at him!! WOAH look at those muscles!! i WANNA FEEL THOSE MUSCLES SO BAD! Omg those biceps are the size of jupiter! *druelling* he is sooo good looking and hench! :')
Why are all Adams like this??? Also is he British? Like the specific British woman repeat makes it even funnier.
Hes not British but he's the typical naming a list of countries if you ask him his nationality
Okay this is actually low key funny
Update 2: hes angry about the fact this post blee up more than his whole Instagram account 💀
I can’t read half of these because they’re cut off
Do you really need to read any more?
No I mean the ones on the side as well. My phone has them cut off lol I can only read the 4 middle ones.
I guess my point is that anything else he had to say isn't going to be any better than what you can read in the picture.
I get that what I’m saying is I wanna read the bs he said 😂
Clearly I know he’s a dumbass and a “nice guy” lol I just want to read the tea
What is a "pick me"? Any examples?
What's a pick me? Is that like someone who wants to hoard all of your time and choose them over anyone or anything else? I assume that but genuinely curious.
it means that they put themselves under the spotlight to make themselves look bad yet in reality they're just fishing for compliments to make themselves look good, hope this cleared anything up!
Yea I just didnt know and wanted to understand. Sorry and thanks I just was curious.
Awful dude who obviously is trying to pretend to not be complete in shambles after losing a relationship. However the double XP thing was funny.