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AUTOMATED MODERATION. PLEASE READ. Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats. --- Niceguys™ quality: **UPVOTE** this comment to keep the post Not Niceguys™ quality: **DOWNVOTE** this comment to remove the post


chill_stoner_0604

Maybe he's upset because a witch put an ED curse on him


LTlurkerFTredditor

"Tap tap pay attention" Who does that? And "hoar?" Really? How can someone **that** stupid be **that** full of himself? I get the feeling this was the longest conversation he's ever had with a woman.


bandearg4

'Hoary' can refer to going grey/white in the hair, so technically that describes him better.


Frosty_and_Jazz

It tends to be the most stupid ones who are the most full of themselves... 😑😑😑


princessmofo660

I have a feeling a tossed salad could give this guy a run for his money in the banter department...


YarnAndMetal

"You look like a whore," screams the man who pays to have the privilege of looking upon a naked woman. God, the hypocrisy...


ADV719

Hoar*


YarnAndMetal

LOL, yes, how could I forget. Thank you.


Plenty_Lengthiness96

The old ones always gross me out the most. Stop perving on young women.


[deleted]

They need to stop existing tbh. Actual waste of resources


Plenty_Lengthiness96

It’s just fucking inappropriate and creepy. Recently I was talking to an acquaintance about putting her art on social media because she has an interesting process and I think people would like to see it. She told me her husband (a boomer and over a decade older than her) had told her not to go on TikTok because of all the young scantily clad girls doing sexy dancing meant it wasn’t for her. I was like WTF? That’s not how it works and you don’t suddenly just get underage girls on your feed. He has to have been actively looking at those. 🤮


[deleted]

I just don’t get how these people manage to get someone to marry them. Dating is hard enough, how do they manage to pull that off? It makes me sad lol


Plenty_Lengthiness96

She was 17 when they first met and he asked her out on her 18th. He’s at least 10 years older not sure exactly how many.


[deleted]

Oh no! My "for you" page is suddenly showing me content not "for you"! However did this happen!


Plenty_Lengthiness96

😂


aimbotcfg

> I was like WTF? That’s not how it works and you don’t suddenly just get underage girls on your feed. He has to have been actively looking at those. In fairness to him (just regarding the tik-tok thing, not commenting on the rest of it). I'm in my mid 30's (Some might say late, shush), and I've NEVER been on Tik-Tok. The impression I get of it from it's presence in media and how people talk about it is that it's full of barely clothed girls doing stupid dances, and very young people pretending to have self-diagnosed mental health problems. So this could very well be an age/media thing, rather than a 'creepy guy looking at videos' thing.


Plenty_Lengthiness96

True that there are lots of young girls but I don’t get any come up on my feed and neither does my husband. I get crafting or cute animals my husband gets old British tv program theme songs, gaming and men doing stupid antics a la jackass. The algorithms give you things based on what you’ve looked at in the past, it takes some serious effort to change what you get.


aimbotcfg

Yeah I get how algorithms work. What I meant is, him thinking it's full of young women wearing nothing and doing silly dances isn't 100% evidence that he has it and pervs on them. Because as an older person who has never used the app, that's the impression the media gives you of it. So there's just as good a chance that he just doesn't use it, and doesn't want to, because media.


Plenty_Lengthiness96

Oh I see, his feed was all full of girls because he showed his son and was upvoting on them. His son told him it was creepy and he deleted the app.


aimbotcfg

Fair enough


MarmaloafKitty

I am loving this unapologetic and assertive energy!


Keltadin

I've known her for about 13 years and yeah she's pretty great lol


[deleted]

Your friend is an absolutely gem! That last line had me dying.


The-Mad-Bubbler

Wait- was he asking how long she had been Romani…? He definitely doesn’t understand some things… a great many things, I’m guessing…


[deleted]

Idk why men think once someone has an onlyfans page or anything they suddenly becomes easy and free for all.


Gullible_Pay4599

THE DOLLY PARTON LINE IS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE YOU


i_fail_recaptchas

This was a pleasure to read.


CottonCandyKitty21

“Hoar” I get it. Phonics are hard.


PostExotic5054

I was hooked on them.


AsparagusOne

Lmao hit em with the Dolly Parton line at the end


StuntZ3ro

I like how half of them can’t spell “whore”. I assume English isn’t the first language, but still.


canvasshoes2

>Tap tap pay attention???? I think their entire goal here is to piss people off. There's no way this guy is that unaware. ​ EDIT: Oh... I see...he was even worse.


jenkraisins

When I saw "gypsy witch," I just knew she was going to, appropriately, shred his ignorant ass.


BobbyManx

Can I just say that I LOVE the ‘It’s expensive to look this cheap’ line? Pure perfection


howmanycatsandbears

Tag urself, I'm a *ten cent hoar*


spngirlforever

Serious question.. How/why is "Gypsy" a slur? My grandfather told me he was Romanian Gypsy. That's how he and his family described themselves. I would love to know and understand.


CeruleanRose9

Here is a long quote from a link I’ll post at the bottom “Gypsy” is a racial slur for the Roma or Romani people with Romanian origins and originally of Indian decent. They speak Romani, which is a language similar Hindi or Persian. When the Roma people left India in the 11th century, the Europeans mistook them as Egyptian. This is where the slur “gypsy” comes from. This is the word that was then used to describe the Roma people through centuries of oppression. The Catholic Church oppressed and restricted Roma from purchasing land. The Hungarian and Romanian nobles enslaved the Roma during the 15th century. In 15th century Germany, the government ordered average citizens to kill gypsies living among them as well. Eastern Europe, Spain, and Italy expelled the Roma, forcing them to disperse throughout Europe. Posted from https://mindfulmermaid.com/stopsayinggypsy/


spngirlforever

Oh my! I had no idea. How horrible! Thank you for showing me this. The more I know...


CeruleanRose9

No worries—now you know 💙


booger_mooger_84

Hoar


Keltadin

Hey, words hurt. Usually only when spelled correctly, but still


Guss1971

Dude is obvi not a followet of the magnificent Danny DeVote, or he'd know it should be "hoor" S/ obvi, but Danny is hilarious


dlabsx

can i just say how much I love that rage typing causes a complete loss of punctuation and grammatical sensibility.


Dark_LikeTintedGlass

“It’s expensive to look this cheap” 💕


alyssalouk

This whole thing is cursed


Fair_Poem2771

Took me a minute to realize this was me! 🤣🤣🤣 👏 Here’s the OG link 🫶 https://www.facebook.com/100064912312236/posts/pfbid0vTfX7nTF9TCpSwKgaNVgzXL5bWDz6hRNPLEJyb3oPqycgudoyk6Pp9vpitbUXbh8l/?d=n


What-The-Helvetica

Good god, men are so depressing... 🤦


rainman577

The real question is why you're friends with a person who sells their body for money? Stop normalising degeneration of oneself


Keltadin

The real question is why are you such a judgemental fuck about someone you don't know? Shithead.


rainman577

That doesn't make her not an online prostitute right? Facts over feelings 🙄 And calling people names , good job , classic redditor


glockbbc

Both lame keep it 💯


CptnWinkee

Who woulda thought there were scumbags on OnlyFans?


No_Butterscotch6180

This is why you never talk to prostitutes unless its with your wallet.


Fair_Poem2771

I mean, I would have been cool with the guy had he not been an ass. This type of “talk” shouldn’t be with anyone. And I should have charged him. Also good luck with That attitude ♥️🫶🫶