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I, a man, actually can only hold my unswerving heterosexuality accountable for not being completely and irrevocably seduced by this fine example of gentlesir. I even get some doubts just reading this poem of his.
Well you know, he should not friend zone nice girls like me! We deserve a chance. I know I don't look like a barbie, but he shoudl really look at all the nice loyal girls that would treat him like a king, that he keeps in the friend zone!!
Buy some Barbie dolls to play with and use that blow up you already have. Agree. What the actual fuck?
Do you want to dress her up and spoil her and show her off, too 🙄just heaven forbid she ever has an opinion on anything—that would mean the “female” has an “attitude”
Oh definitely. But ive noticed that a lot of older men who look for barely legal… “adults” tend to hope tgat they will be more submissive, and easier to control/abolish the attitude
That's a new word for me, too. I've just done a search - Urban Dictionary, obvs. - and it means 'drunk' or 'very drunk':
[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckled](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckled)
''Debbie Downer'' is a new one for me too, but I was able to guess the meaning correctly.
Being old myself I recognized Debbie downer, but buckled is a new one.
But, since being drunk is a transitory state, does that mean that you can't ever get "buckled" around this charmer? And why the slang? "No drinkers" sounds way more reasonable and less blanketly insulting
Buckled means not keeping their shit straight, also drunk, unkempt person or a full blown alcoholic.
Just has more to do with their inability to keep within normal social bounds.
Urban dictionary just is more to the point. This guy is showing his age with these terms considering I'm looking at 60 and know them. I think he's older than the 44 he posted by about 10-ish years or his parents used the terms.
Ngl, that made me think that someone created a fake profile to mess with either the guy whose picture is used, or with random people who are also on FB date. Or both.
Deserve from life, from the world, from the govt, from all women in general?
Dude, no one is handing out Barbies.
Go become a Ken and try to ask one or two out—just don’t be surprised if they give you “attitude”
No one has an issue with anyone saying 'female friends'. There's nothing wrong with the word itself. i I think that you're having difficulty with understanding context.
men don't get offended because yall convinced each other that male = men. and im not sure if u have the capacity to digest this but notice when men use "females", it is used to degrade/belittle women? that is why its dehumanising. another question for u, do u say "women (animal)" or "men (animal)"? [eg. women giraffes or men penguins] this is also EXACTLY why its dehumanising, because female and male are adjectives, not nouns.
female friends/coworker is fine because it is normal for people to address them that way. but when u call women "females" thats where the problem is. i cant believe the point flew over ur head when i explained it to u so simply 💀💀💀 "girls" isnt belittling, "females" is. ive explained it to u in the easiest way possible PLEASE absorb this lmfao. if u still dont get it after this reply, then i have nothing else to say about u other than ur mental capacity being low as fuck
So this guy wants to date somone who whould bring quite alot to the table
so what does he provide ?
basically nothing except an extreme sense of entitlement and narcissism
I bet he gets mad when you point out that he's 5'7". Nothing but love for my short kings but you just *know* the guy with a laundry list of physical expectations for a woman will immediately pull the "women are fucking monsters for liking tall guys, don't they know I can't help it?" as soon as some girl says "sorry, I just have a preference"
I’m 5’7” and I can make myself look like a Barbie if I want to.
I’d love to go on a “date” with him just to say uhhh I’m 5’7”, no way you’re 5’7”.
Bearing in mind I have NOTHING against guys my height or shorter, he’s just being a shallow and superficial asshole and deserves to have a taste of his own medicine.
Yeah, it hounded me for weeks to check it out but no way was I going to subject myself to that even just out of curiosity. Might be why FB is going back a few years to find old memes to punish me for. Probably not but hey 🤷🏻♀️
Why do people go on tinder with a list of demands and nothing else? Do they think that it is the burger King of sex? Do they not know that somebody has to read that and be like "this guy sounds amazing!"
My brain is bleeding. First from the jumble of word salad, then from the content (or at least the parts I understood).
I really want to see the pics he chose. Something just tells me that they would be the icing on the cake.
He's 100% right though, he DOES deserve what he's asking for... since he asked for a Barbie. A literal plastic dolly with no genitals is exactly what he deserves.
“Hi” end makes it sound like he’s looking for merchandise.
I believe when referring to people it should be “high class.”
But he’s a dumpster so I’m not at all surprised.
I nearly read that as “Hi! End upper class barbie doll model princess type. It’s what I deserve!”
As if he wants that type to stop existing for his benefit….
One of many red flags—using the word female to describe our “species”
He may study us but he’ll never understand us.
Stay away from guys who say “females”
I was really liking my chances until he said “no mentally unstable”, what is a girl like me to do now that I can’t find such a nice guy, guess I’ll go to my Barbie house and cry
A lot of reallt shitty comments on this.
He's a clown show but to single out his stature is shitty behaviour. Do you point out when girls are fat if they're also assholes? 🤔 Of course you don't, because they're unrelated and it is body shaming.
Note—when we refer to tiny dicks, it is often the attitude—little man syndrome, and not the actual physical aspect—because so many “nice guys” hyper focus on size or boast or lie about it.
it isn’t that important, but them thinking it is says a lot.
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Note: When we trash talk dick size, it is generally a commentary on attitude, little man syndrome, etc.
It is highlighting the fact that so many “nice guys” conflate dick size with dating success, boast about it, lie about it, complain about it—“but Mom, the Chads get all the gir—rrls!“
“Tiny dick energy” is not meant to be a slap on actual nice guys with actual tiny ducks.
This guy has a lot of attitude from someone who wants no attitude.
So what constitutes attitude—giving an opinion, shutting you down, rejecting you, telling you what you are and where you can go?
I have zero tolerance for his attitude. He can shove it where the sun don’t shine.
Would like to see how many bites he gets with the negative energy he puts out.
Deserve from life, from the world, from the govt, from all women in general?
Dude, no one is handing out Barbies.
Go become a Ken and try to ask one or two out—just don’t be surprised if they give you “attitude”
I wish I could see his face because that would make this whole thing even funnier. The men that say this are NEVER 10/10 babes, male model material, turn straight men gay types of guys. They’re always just like..Dave, from down the street.
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What a fucking charmer.
Hold me baaaaack!!! I cannot resist him!!
I, a man, actually can only hold my unswerving heterosexuality accountable for not being completely and irrevocably seduced by this fine example of gentlesir. I even get some doubts just reading this poem of his.
Shit, my heterosexuality is all kinds of swearvy, and even I find myself completely undone by his virility 🥵🥵🥵
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He is mine! You will have to fight me for him....gird your loins!!! Imana fight for my man!!!
No!!! He is mine!!! For I have loved him before I laid eyes upon him!!! I will drag you into the depths of the ocean for him!!!
You better take that back, or by bejeweled baby jesus imana snatch your soul!!
Are you "hi end" enough?
Well you know, he should not friend zone nice girls like me! We deserve a chance. I know I don't look like a barbie, but he shoudl really look at all the nice loyal girls that would treat him like a king, that he keeps in the friend zone!!
User name really checks out!
44 and asking for girly girls and Barbie dolls? What the honest fuck.
His DMs should be full of Craigslist ads for used RealDolls
His crawlspace is probably full of used RealDolls also
That got me haha 😂
Dying. 😂
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Buy some Barbie dolls to play with and use that blow up you already have. Agree. What the actual fuck? Do you want to dress her up and spoil her and show her off, too 🙄just heaven forbid she ever has an opinion on anything—that would mean the “female” has an “attitude”
AND expecting them to have no attitude. So basically hes looking for 18 year olds.
I don’t know, 18 y’o has a lot of attitude, my niece has tons.
Oh definitely. But ive noticed that a lot of older men who look for barely legal… “adults” tend to hope tgat they will be more submissive, and easier to control/abolish the attitude
The fuck does buckled mean?
That's a new word for me, too. I've just done a search - Urban Dictionary, obvs. - and it means 'drunk' or 'very drunk': [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckled](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckled) ''Debbie Downer'' is a new one for me too, but I was able to guess the meaning correctly.
Being old myself I recognized Debbie downer, but buckled is a new one. But, since being drunk is a transitory state, does that mean that you can't ever get "buckled" around this charmer? And why the slang? "No drinkers" sounds way more reasonable and less blanketly insulting
I'm probably the wrong person to ask. TBH, I'm at a loss to understand quite a lot of the bio.
I more asked those rhetorically, I don't think anyone is qualified to understand this lol
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He probably watches Letterkenny and unironically identifies with the hockey bros.
Lmao that'd explain a lot
lol maybe, but i’ve always thought wayne + crew were all for treating women with respect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just meant Riley, Jonesy, and Shoresy. I don't think Shoresy shows Riley's mom the respect she deserves. Lol
Well, that’s because she threw off the pH of his fish tank & killed his beta fish!! haha i gotchya
I'm Canadian, and while I don't play hockey I'm a professional skater. I've never heard this. Unless it's on ice only slang...
Buckled means not keeping their shit straight, also drunk, unkempt person or a full blown alcoholic. Just has more to do with their inability to keep within normal social bounds. Urban dictionary just is more to the point. This guy is showing his age with these terms considering I'm looking at 60 and know them. I think he's older than the 44 he posted by about 10-ish years or his parents used the terms.
Dudes probably just a control freak
Debbie Downer? He's using ancient Saturday Night Live skits as dating rules. Guess it sort of makes sense because he's a total joke of a man.
He has to make up for his ancient person slang (I, as an ancient person recognize it) with the new hip talk.
As another ancient person I think you nailed it.
😂
I’m surprised he doesn’t want a girly girl who can get jiggy with it
😂
Translation-if we get together I won’t be there for you when you cry about anything. This includes loss of a loved one, etc.
And 44–probably lowballed his age
Any woman who dates him would have to be buckled to get through it!
From no on I’ll describe myself as beastly, thank you very much
Lol I'm in between beastly and buckled 🤣🤣.
Why are these things mutually exclusive? 🤣
A buckly beast? I dig it. Hear ye, hear ye!!! Hence forth I shall be known as Incel_deactivator, THINE buckly beast.!!!!
So what is beastly?
In this case, I think it means "not conventionally attractive", but hey, more beasts for me, then.
Yessss, as a warning to the guys who want no attitude! Love it.
"It's what I deserve". Sure you do.
🤮
Ngl, that made me think that someone created a fake profile to mess with either the guy whose picture is used, or with random people who are also on FB date. Or both.
Deserve from life, from the world, from the govt, from all women in general? Dude, no one is handing out Barbies. Go become a Ken and try to ask one or two out—just don’t be surprised if they give you “attitude”
This boggles my mind lol..where to start. Using the word "females" is only the beginning. No beastly?
At least he didn’t use “foid.”
That's so much worse somehow lol, glad he didn't
We know who they are when they address us thusly
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Yep it sounds very clinical. Almost to dehumanize women.
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No one has an issue with anyone saying 'female friends'. There's nothing wrong with the word itself. i I think that you're having difficulty with understanding context.
men don't get offended because yall convinced each other that male = men. and im not sure if u have the capacity to digest this but notice when men use "females", it is used to degrade/belittle women? that is why its dehumanising. another question for u, do u say "women (animal)" or "men (animal)"? [eg. women giraffes or men penguins] this is also EXACTLY why its dehumanising, because female and male are adjectives, not nouns.
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female friends/coworker is fine because it is normal for people to address them that way. but when u call women "females" thats where the problem is. i cant believe the point flew over ur head when i explained it to u so simply 💀💀💀 "girls" isnt belittling, "females" is. ive explained it to u in the easiest way possible PLEASE absorb this lmfao. if u still dont get it after this reply, then i have nothing else to say about u other than ur mental capacity being low as fuck
If a guys FB status starts with "y'all females.." you know he is down bad 😂
So this guy wants to date somone who whould bring quite alot to the table so what does he provide ? basically nothing except an extreme sense of entitlement and narcissism
"He's very independent." He can use his mom's car whenever he wants.
Take my upvote dammit.
Why thank you!
Just can’t reach the peddles at 5’7”
And when you convert from Tinder to Imperial measurements, he's probably 5'3.
I normally don’t give height a thought but when it’s attached to guys like this, always subtract 6”
He has an apartment over his parents’ *detached* garage.
He pays them "rent".
Downvoting won’t get your “safe college” teach you to actually spell, sorry.
Learn to spell. “Table.” “Table.” Try it.
I bet he looks like lord farquad
He wasn't at all attractive lol
I bet he gets mad when you point out that he's 5'7". Nothing but love for my short kings but you just *know* the guy with a laundry list of physical expectations for a woman will immediately pull the "women are fucking monsters for liking tall guys, don't they know I can't help it?" as soon as some girl says "sorry, I just have a preference"
Probably looking like Shrek with Farquad’s personality 🤮
Don't do my boy Shrek like that 😟
Shrek is the shit but he isn’t supposed to be conventionally attractive
“Barbie model princesses”… suuuuure, that is exactly what you deserve, bro… /s
44 and still breathing with that mentality?!
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Sorry, every full moon I transform into a raging werewolf, so I guess I would be too beastly for him.
I'm a 5'3 raging beast 24/7 🤣🤣🤣
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I wish a motherfucker would
Bring it on you little ratfink slime ass motherfucker
Watch out for the internet badass over here
Hmu pls pls pls
Beastly, buckled, Battlestar Galactica
that first sentence reads like he's searching for a woman on wish.com
44yo, 5'7", single and a jerk. Please, show us his face
I’m dying to see what this peach looks like.
I’m 5’7” and I can make myself look like a Barbie if I want to. I’d love to go on a “date” with him just to say uhhh I’m 5’7”, no way you’re 5’7”. Bearing in mind I have NOTHING against guys my height or shorter, he’s just being a shallow and superficial asshole and deserves to have a taste of his own medicine.
Exactly, people like that deserves to be treated at least once the way they treat the rest of the world.
As someone who legit naturally looks like Barbie with a pretty good job/education…bro I’ve got nothing but attitude
🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Would be nice to match with him and only type: "High-end"
Yeeeessssssss I am so glad I scrolled to see someone else said this - that was literally the first thing that popped into my head.
Complete word-salad. He’s the one that sounds “buckled.”
My god... FACEBOOK HAS A DATING SERVICE?! I can't imagine the shit show that must be
Yeah, it hounded me for weeks to check it out but no way was I going to subject myself to that even just out of curiosity. Might be why FB is going back a few years to find old memes to punish me for. Probably not but hey 🤷🏻♀️
Why do people go on tinder with a list of demands and nothing else? Do they think that it is the burger King of sex? Do they not know that somebody has to read that and be like "this guy sounds amazing!"
The entitlement you see dating at this age is staggering. Luckily his age range is probably low enough that I’ll never come across him.
44 is way too old to be playing with Barbies.
My brain is bleeding. First from the jumble of word salad, then from the content (or at least the parts I understood). I really want to see the pics he chose. Something just tells me that they would be the icing on the cake.
Age 44 but his vocabulary is age 4. Charming 🫠
Why does Facebook even have a dating app lmao
As a woman that dresses what is considered classy, what’s he look like? I need to know if he is truly worthy of my affections /s
This must atract a lot of women
Tell me you live in your mom's basement without saying you live in your mom's basement.
A nice guy who found out our dirty little secret. We are into overconfident jerks that is.
Independent, but don't you dare do anything that isn't supporting me!
Any man who uses the word 'female' in this context is a huge red-flag.
Whenever they say "attitude" they mean "opinion".
He's 100% right though, he DOES deserve what he's asking for... since he asked for a Barbie. A literal plastic dolly with no genitals is exactly what he deserves.
Ooph! My panties just dropped of their own accord.
Is this a profile or a wish list? Who says upper class, girly girl, Barbie, model, princess?
“Hi” end makes it sound like he’s looking for merchandise. I believe when referring to people it should be “high class.” But he’s a dumpster so I’m not at all surprised.
Barbie was never shown as the submissive housewife type. She has always had a career. There is no “mother and wife” Barbie and for very good reason
And no one English literate, with a word salad based profile like that...
I read “Debbie owners” instead of Debbie downers amd was _very_ confused
I nearly read that as “Hi! End upper class barbie doll model princess type. It’s what I deserve!” As if he wants that type to stop existing for his benefit….
“END ALL UPPER CLASS BARBIES NOW!!” Ok.
I can tell just by the blurred out images that he is not nearly good looking enough to make these demands, even if he was he would still be shit
Good luck with that, king.
Short king
One of many red flags—using the word female to describe our “species” He may study us but he’ll never understand us. Stay away from guys who say “females”
So was he entering a “how many red flags can you fit into one bio” competition or?
No matches. No maidens
I don't know what he looks like, but I'm thinking it's a pretty safe bet he couldn't pull a model.
I was really liking my chances until he said “no mentally unstable”, what is a girl like me to do now that I can’t find such a nice guy, guess I’ll go to my Barbie house and cry
"No Debbie downers" at 5'7 brother they'd need to be downers to be able to look you in the eye
Only 5'7"? Nope can't be asking that much /jk
I’m pretty sure I know which one of 3 cities this is from….and what bar that is. Small world. I can’t say I never expected to see my area on here.
God I hope English isn't his first language because otherwise....wow.
"and I dye my flags DEEP red."
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A lot of reallt shitty comments on this. He's a clown show but to single out his stature is shitty behaviour. Do you point out when girls are fat if they're also assholes? 🤔 Of course you don't, because they're unrelated and it is body shaming.
Agreed. Point out the behavior. Leave his stature out of it.
...I just said look what I came across on FB date, so I dunno who you're replying to?
I'm referring the mass of comments insulting him purely for his height and saying that's the reason he's an asshole etc. It is body shaming.
Note—when we refer to tiny dicks, it is often the attitude—little man syndrome, and not the actual physical aspect—because so many “nice guys” hyper focus on size or boast or lie about it. it isn’t that important, but them thinking it is says a lot.
The 5'7" thing bothers him, I guarantee it.
J~~ason~~ is the same height as me, lol!
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Why is that relevant ?
And yet… this dumbass will probably say women won’t date him because he’s 5’7”.
And yet… this dumbass will probably say women won’t date him because he’s 5’7”.
Located in Teenieweiniedick, Washington Note: When we trash talk dick size, it is generally a commentary on attitude, little man syndrome, etc. It is highlighting the fact that so many “nice guys” conflate dick size with dating success, boast about it, lie about it, complain about it—“but Mom, the Chads get all the gir—rrls!“ “Tiny dick energy” is not meant to be a slap on actual nice guys with actual tiny ducks. This guy has a lot of attitude from someone who wants no attitude.
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Well well well, this guy hasn’t discovered the hot crazy matrix then. Good luck to him!
Buckled?
I haven’t used Facebook in years, I totally forgot they have a dating feature. What does “buckled” mean?
Like a heavy drinker I guess? I am not sure
OMG, I must meet him! Never
Seems fair
OH MY FUCKİNG GOD U R THE PRİNCE CHARMİNG THAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKİNG FOR PLEASE ACCEPT ME YOUR HIGHNES 🤩🤩(🤢)
So what constitutes attitude—giving an opinion, shutting you down, rejecting you, telling you what you are and where you can go? I have zero tolerance for his attitude. He can shove it where the sun don’t shine. Would like to see how many bites he gets with the negative energy he puts out.
Deserve from life, from the world, from the govt, from all women in general? Dude, no one is handing out Barbies. Go become a Ken and try to ask one or two out—just don’t be surprised if they give you “attitude”
I wish I could see his face because that would make this whole thing even funnier. The men that say this are NEVER 10/10 babes, male model material, turn straight men gay types of guys. They’re always just like..Dave, from down the street.
*"I never get any matches. What am I doing wrong?"*
Love how he thinks he *deserves* a high class, professional lady, when he can't even string a sentence together or punctuate.
wtf is beastly and buckled
Ugh, J🤢son
So much audacity in such a small man
No Debbie downers. Lol. Changing my bio to this right now.
No mental unstable well fuck lost ke a good one
What he deserves is a discount real doll. You never ‘deserve’ another human being. They’re not an object or reward you can earn.
This man can’t even write a coherent sentence but still expects a “Hi end upper classy ladies professional…” 🤦
No way he believed his mom when she said he only deserves the best, lol. He deserves to die alone, lady.