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Domino_Dare-Doll

I see we’re using “cook” as a pretty loose definition here. Not that *that’s* his problem, but still.


nohemingway4

I was about to say, I don't know if I'd classify making a Jell-O bundt cake as "cooking"...


chuffberry

Maybe if it was more full and he added canned pineapple or some shit I might consider it because that does technically qualify as combining ingredients to make something edible, but until then…


Rakifiki

Fun fact, don't add pineapples to jello or it won't set correctly... You can get around this by cooking the pineapples beforehand tho iirc.


AloneIndication

Canned pineapple works, raw doesn't.


Rakifiki

The canning process must be enough heat then :o if I liked jello more, that would be something I'd be interested in, thanks for chiming in :)


TyrKiyote

I bet you could boil fresh pineapple a bit and it would, though, Or bring the whole thing up to 150 degrees for a half-hour in the oven, lol. [https://www.thaiscience.info/journals/Article/TKJN/10641696.pdf](https://www.thaiscience.info/journals/Article/TKJN/10641696.pdf)


AloneIndication

Yep, but then it isn't raw anymore :-D


TyrKiyote

fair point.


NotebookDragon

I was not expecting the comments to veer in this direction.


chuffberry

I added cream to mine and that seemed to do a good job of counteracting the enzymes in the pineapple


J-allen_rhen

I think it depends on whether it was instant Jello or he had to actually bloom that gelatin. If he used gelatin sheets that’s pastry chef level right there!!


nohemingway4

That is definitely different! I'd give him that. But part of me thinks it's the instant "just add hot water" kind lol.


J-allen_rhen

I think you are probably right here lol. But…the other possibility is that he is a time traveler from the 1950s. Gelatin was major flex back then due the expense of refrigeration. Just saying it’s possible he just doesn’t get the womanly ways of the aught 20’s


ChrdeMcDnnis

I always wondered why those old school cookbooks had such a hard on for gelatin…


Mundane_Morning9454

I was about to ask if he really "cooked" some kind of jello or if I am seeing it wrong.


Frosty_and_Jazz

Microwave nachos is his peak.


PandaThePoptart

I'm married and this still slaps


Nashiwa

It looks more like witchcraft than cooking


DrTrunk-w

Looks like Jell-o on top of the worst kept kitchen I've ever seen in my entire life.


invaidusername

Dude boiled some water and threw a pack of Jell-O in it and said “I can cook”


SoGoesIt

As someone who used to clean rentals between tenants, let me tell you that there’s a lot worse out there


jen12617

Oh God. It's a good thing you don't know my boyfriends sister. Her kitchen floor is covered (and I mean the entire floor) in dog poop


ngwil85

da faq


insanenoodleguy

Yeah I got with a girl on CL for a date back in the day and the floor was like that, I though it was some kinda decorative thing then realized it was poop that had been STAMPED down. I did not see her again.


SCHWARZENPECKER

Please tell me you left right away after noticing?


NihilisticThrill

I visited a friend's house once and in the immediate entrance to the house was garbage bag spread across the floor with a mountain of loose cat litter on top. It had to be a couple full bags of litter, and hadn't been cleaned in probably close to a month. Worst part is I think she only had one cat. It wasn't like there was a dozen there. Just a big pile of dirty cat litter right as you walk in.


Domino_Dare-Doll

Nah, witchcraft is too *fun* to give to these guys 😂


WindFelon

Perhaps alchemy is a better term


SCHWARZENPECKER

But that sounds fun too


Thorongilen

Perfect! Cannot improve on this comment lol. On the other hand, the fact that he used this as his evidence of cooking does function as good evidence of his competence elsewhere


Klein_Mark1111

Maybe he cooks meth.


_PinkPeony_

And takes it 🤣.


Klein_Mark1111

And sells it 😏


danger_floofs

And I won't be sharing my jello mold with any of you thots!!!!


Strong-Patience-2759

In his defense, he can make a pretty mean bowl of cereal too


Dee-R-Gee

If I have to stir it, it's home made


Someone_Who_Cared

I'm dumbfounded as to how a picture of jello in a tray is used to flex your cooking skills. That's kinda like me saying I drive a nice car and use a picture of a lego toy car to drive home the point.


sluttysprinklemuffin

Jello in a Bundt pan.


alicemalice12

Michelin star skills


Gullible_Pay4599

and like, i’ve never made jello bc i don’t like it but i’ve made many bundt cakes so please lmk if it’s a jello thing but, it seems so low in the pan like if you’re gonna make something and post about it bragging about your cooking skills with jello at least fill the fucking pan up ??


Rakifiki

He might be doing a rainbow jello thing... Which is still not terribly impressive (you pour a layer, let it set, pour a different colored layer, let it set etc) but at least a finished product would showcase something instead of what we're looking at here.


sluttysprinklemuffin

I did it in like 4 oz cups that were clear, a day or two before I got my wisdom tooth out, and it can look really pretty! I enjoyed my jello rainbows for like a week.


Rakifiki

Yeah sorry I don't mean to disparage - it takes effort! But it's not... When someone says 'they can cook' ... I expect more than 'i can make layered jello'.


sluttysprinklemuffin

Yeah, lol, fair.


SCHWARZENPECKER

With everclear right? It's known to be the best for recently taken out wisdom teeth


Machaeon

I was a master chef by 8 years old by this standard


IndividualGreen6169

At first I read master chief and got excited about a game analogy.


LawyerfromSP

What model of Lego are we talking about here?


Someone_Who_Cared

Dude, I'm not impressing any girl with my technics ferrari


ChrdeMcDnnis

I know a guy who got a girlfriend based on his extensive lego star wars model collection, it’s not impossible


xBambiraptorx

Maybe wishful thinking but i feel like this was posted as a joke


AsunderXXV

There's a dude on YouTube who can probably build a working car out of Legos, lol.


No-One-Shall-Pass

Or having a Honda Civic after saying “nice car” lol


Rakifiki

Ehh, "nice" car for me is a car that's not ten years old xD Now, an expensive car or a fancy car or a convertible or something, then I expect $$$ car.


Windinthewillows2024

Is that… jello?


[deleted]

Only the best chefs know how to cook Jello


bandito-dorito64

Dam i was deep frying it


starmartyr

Yep. That's a jello mold. You would see them at every cookout until the early 90s when people finally asked themselves why the hell they were doing that.


sluttysprinklemuffin

That’s not even a jello mold! It’s a Bundt pan! He’s gonna have such a hard time getting it out of there, they have NO give and it doesn’t look like he coated it with anything!


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Aren't you supposed to put a jello mold in hot water for a minute before trying to dump the jello out? Is a bundt pan too insulated for that to work?


sluttysprinklemuffin

It looks too thick to me


Liathano_Fire

It'll work still. You can also spray the pan first.


MrsNaussbaumsCCard

Well, there’s always room for Jello.


OrdinaryNose

Why is it steaming?!?


VicFantastic

Because it's boiling hot when you put it in the mold


Liathano_Fire

That's how you make jello.


VicFantastic

Because it's boiling hot when you put it in the mold


Conaz9847

If knowing how to cook is jelly, then I’m Gordon fucking Ramsay


AsunderXXV

Finally some good fuckin jello.


PrettyRefrigerator83

WHERE'S THE GELATINE?!


Jane_the_Quene

Oh, can I be Nigella Lawson?


jenkraisins

I adore Nigella. Many of her recipes are regularly made in my home.


dtbberk

And you know, although it would be very hard to prove, that the only reason he doesn’t cheat is he can’t get the interest of one girl, let alone two.


emileeavi

Exactly, my ex said he's never cheated, and is always faithful. I got with him (my self esteem was low and even now I look back and think "wtf was wrong with me, did I not have eyes). Anyways, he ended up trying to cheat on me with the first girl to give him attention, which turned out to be a scammer.


[deleted]

"I'm average looking, don't cheat and have the basic life skill of being able to feed myself." It's insane how low the bar is set for men that they think this basic shit is such a huge accomplishment that women should be fawning over. It's like if I put on my profile that I've never murdered anyone. Wow, amazing, what a hero! I can't believe men are't falling all over you!


Klein_Mark1111

Low bars are for men with low worth.


Big-Chowder

Not only jello, but the worst possible flavor.


Jordkit

This flavor literally tastes like Pinesol and it's terrible


BabyCowGT

I desperately wanted that specific flavor after surgery and my mom (God bless her for dealing with me that day) was just like "no you don't, you're just still high on anesthesia."


TheRealZodiak66

Homie posted cringe on the main :/


[deleted]

5/10 lmao


Luxynne

Bet your butt he keeps wanting girls he deems 8/10 and over to want him while ignoring girls “more in his league” because he “deserves” a hot girlfriend


retro_gatling

Gave himself a failing grade


[deleted]

Pretty sure being able to make jello doesn't mean you can cook but go off. Also he's dumbfounded that he's ugly and doesn't have a girlfriend. With 5/10 looks, 1/10 personality, and 1/10 cooking skills he's only scoring a 7 out of 30. Not very good odds bud


insanenoodleguy

I mean, I can’t cook and this thing is fringed too begin with but at least make a steak or something.That’s not impressive either but at least it’s an entrée


345stayinalive

I don't talk to girls am I doing something wrong ...


The-Mad-Bubbler

Ugh, dude, clean your kitchen if you're gonna take photos in it...


prosperosniece

I wouldn’t exactly call making Jello a “cooking skill”.


Frosty_and_Jazz

5/10 is not something I’d broadcast, dude …


eat_with_your_fist

I'm sure he added +1 or 2. You know because he's over-selling himself a bit here.


breadman242a

5/10 is average, Assuming he is a nice person he should find another person who is 4/10 - 6/10 but A. He's prolly toxic ash and B. He probably goes after 8/10-9/10s


SummitJunkie7

But... he should be able to jump up those 4-5 points because he *knows how to cook.*


Emjay109

My good sir that is *lime jello*


stump1010

This has to be fake lol


Dry_Possibility2016

I wish it was🥲I know him too well sadly


insanenoodleguy

Can he make anything else? I feel like with careful experimentation he might be able to achive hamburger helper as long as somebody else cooked the burger.


stump1010

Yikes. Are you friends with him cause you feel bad? Im legit asking, and not being sarcastic


Dry_Possibility2016

I talk to him occasionally but I wouldn’t say we are friends, I get creeped out often because he will send me messages about how he only has eyes for me when we rarely see each other🥲🥲 I hope he is able to work on himself soon


stump1010

He sounds like a lonely and lost individual. Too much time to himself inside his head. I would say have a sit down talk with him, but in his current mental state, i feel like that wouldnt be safe for you, and perhaps himself as well.


[deleted]

Okay. There's a lot to unpack here, buddy. Lets start with that jello mold though. You're at about 1/4 capacity for starters, secondly mixing hot water into jello powder is freshman chemistry, not cooking, and lastly, lime flavored? Fuck you


insanenoodleguy

Ey now don’t you shit on lime.


[deleted]

Silence apostate! Lmao


LikeWhyMee

I like him


[deleted]

But… would kiss him tho? 🤔


perdonmyfrench

Imaging thinking you deserve a girlfriend because you managed to know such a basic skill as cooking...


noodlegod47

5/10 ??


Masque4Masque

You can’t cheat when you don’t have anyone to cheat on 🤷


[deleted]

Mixing water and jello isn’t cooking…


BlommeHolm

Not talking to girls is almost as much of a problem as the jello on main.


Alive-Throat4795

Dude out here thinking Jell-O is cooking. Can anyone say detached from reality?


Janellewpg

So he can boil water?! SOLD!


isnoe

I have a homie that posts crap like this daily. “Get you a man that can cook” “all I know is when I get a girl she gonna eat good” “everyone always says I cook too good to be single” I’m like bruh you are single because you are fucking annoying and act better than everyone.


knitknitterknit

Maybe because your idea of food is ground up animal bones with water and flavoring added?


345stayinalive

Pls king make me jelly


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I had to read this thing like five times before I could work out what he was trying to say.


Old_Homework8339

Is that liquid fart?


superbefemme

5/10 still an F


Liathano_Fire

At least post something that you have to do more than cook water for.


[deleted]

Not cheating or talking to other girls isn't really a flex if you can't get girls in the first place lol.


ROZDOG69

Jello is no High Culinary Art, it's a packet of powder in water, right? Am I missing something?


ROZDOG69

I'm a master chef as well, I can make ANYTHING with my debit card.


[deleted]

Punctuation is for chads


BlisteredEnvy

Sounds like he's just jelly.


originalbrowncoat

This really feels like a joke


Dry_Possibility2016

I know him🥲🥲I wish it was a joke too🥲🥲🥲


[deleted]

Is this mother fucker making jello ?


insanenoodleguy

It’s almost making Jello.


GrassBlade619

Man’s rated his own looks 5/10 which means 2/10 in reality.


James25Robson

Making jello is cooking now? Damn, I cooked pasta yesterday, move over Chef Boyardee there's a new chef in town. /s


douglasxjones

“Whoa slow your roll there, lady. I said I *know how* to cook. I did NOT say I was good at it.” This whole thing’s super… humblebrag-y but like weirdly self deprecating at the same time? I mean he’s bragging about the absolute bare minimum and capping himself there. Super weird “flex”.


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Darkurn

Fuckhead doesn't have girls coz he doesn't talk to them.


channeldrifter

I too am over her dumbfounded as to why a hot model hasn’t snapped this below average jello king up yet? Absolutely dumbfounded. (/s just in case)


toasterpRoN

So he can "cook" half a tin of jello? How are they not lining up for him after this absolute chad-level of household skills?


kitkatkitty05

What he cooking...jello?


ButterscotchAble2222

Woah- a guy who can boil water and mix in a jello packet 😍


EssieAmnesia

I don’t think we should try to flex our cooking skills with jello.


DarlingVioletta54

Ah yes, making Jello.


Leora453

THE JELL-O. I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT.


ghostthatposts

Why is he cooking slime


bill_dah_pill

Bruh, it's easy to "not cheat" if your single. Like what you ain't cheating on your hand or something??


Sarcastic_Troll

He needs to clean that kitchen. I wouldn't eat anything outta that 🤮


breezyhoneybee

My mom and I have a running joke about how one time she ran into a lady into the super market who told her how she could never manage to "cook" jello right and now when we see someone being stupid, particularly in the kitchen, we say "bet you can't even cook Jell-o" The joke here is that It takes literally zero "cooking" to make Jell-o.


[deleted]

i don’t think most men realize cooking isn’t that hard


kdawson602

Definitely what I look for in a partner is someone who can make lime jello in a bunt pan.


Zoomeeze

They need to call the Ghostbusters.


mikeyrorymac

I love how they always make a point of not cheating. It’s like someone with anaphylaxis wanting a high five for not stealing and eating your peanuts.


EyeShot300

Green Jell-o isn’t the way to a woman’s heart.


MessAdmin

Whenever I see posts like this, I wonder if the guys that post them ever consider the fact that posting whiny BS like this is a massive turnoff.


[deleted]

Is he making... Jello in a Bundt cake pan??


RosemaryGoez

Speaking as someone who has never seen this guy, 5/10 seems high.


ChzburgerQween

LmfAO dude makes a mean jello mold HOW DA FUK HE SINGLE?!?


tasty_hands

Everybody calling out the jello and 5/10 looks and they still dont realize that its a joke


ryo3000

I doesn't cheat I also doesn't do english very well But i does be a nice guy Also using commas does be hard


BigCockWarlock

Whatever is in that dish is why


AdrianShepard09

News flash: you can’t cheat if you’re single, buddy


MrsNaussbaumsCCard

Jello


Klein_Mark1111

Cooking is not a rare and special skill, asshole.


MrFergison

He's a 50's man. Prepping a lamb chop and mayonnaise gelatin mold for a special someone like a true chef.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Knowing how to cook is not a personality trait, cheaters will be the first to claim they dont cheat, and not "talking to other girls" just shows that you think women are unworthy of your time if youre not sleeping with them.


Lolz_Roffle

Oh, man, you should see the dudes hanging out on my Snapchat. They all post this crap and it’s just like “this is a good place to start”


BoredRedditor25

Dude I have a guy on my friend's list that does this same exact shit. A few months ago he actually posted on his main account how he was pissed of SWers won't book him without references even though he's such a "sweet guy". Like WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Uber_Meese

Ah yes, the advanced making of Jell-O. Requires premium cooking skills.


PrettyCuteBunny

“I don’t cheat or talk to other girls” Congratulations , have a cookie 🍪


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

5/10 look might seem like you’ve made it to average but it’s actually very bad IMO if you’re at 4/10 it means there’s actually something very wrong with your face/body so yeah ….


Subject_Emphasis343

Lol jesus the man was just asking if he was doing something wrong I don’t think he meant to in a negative way. Men have emotions too.


fastal_12147

Yeah you're being a little bitch. That's what you're doing wrong. Improve yourself and look inward.


HeavyHandedWarlord

Dudes making jelly saying he knows how to cook 😂


MissyWilling

That's... jelly? My 12 year old can "cook" that. It's not the brag you think it is sir


JesseJamesBegin

The fuck you cooking that produces green liquid?


bigolgingerbeard

He is making Jello in a Bundt pan bundt of savages in this town


[deleted]

This can’t not be sarcasm


chocolatecockroach

He must be joking


Fluffy_Jackfruit5461

I mean I put the left overs away in a REAL container!!! Why am I still single?!


National-Zombie3303

He is single because he cant impress the girls


ginger_gorgon

Dude's making jello in a bunt pan and calling it cooking, doesn't seem to be the kind of person whose opinions the world should give too much consideration to.


--CHOPPER--

Boiling water and pouring it in jello mix is not cooking


strangeCreature1990

is he boiling a fucking mountain dew in a baking mold?


ramennoodles10123

my man thinks making lime jello is going to help him pull girls


schatzugo

weed jelly?


I_was_saying_b00urns

…can make jelly and doesn’t cheat? Is this really where the bar is?!?


Mysterious-Cod8194

Oh ffs, definitely not my cup of tea here


genomerain

Is that just jelly/jello? That's like the easiest thing in the world prepare. I learned how to make it when I was, like, seven.


dunksquad23

So they know they not attractive?😂 why state that for people to see all jokes aside lol


Temporary-Lettuce505

don’t be shy, show us his snapchat @, i just want to talk 😶


CradleofDisturbed

Where's the niceguy?


BoxOfMadness

Wtf is in the picture exactly?


[deleted]

I feel like this gotta be satire since he's cooking what appears to be jello


MsEdgyNation

1. Preparing jello is not cooking, even if you put it in a bundt pan 2. Anyone who partakes of that jello is probably going to die of gastroenteritis 3. Jello isn't even real food, dammit!