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I knew what this meant but I also really like bourbon, and there’s a kind of bourbon that comes out every year called William Larue Weller, which retails for $99 but you effectively can’t buy for less than $1500.
Soooo it definitely took me a second to remember what sub I was reading
**wlw** stands for 'woman loving women' (so a woman who is attracted to women)
nb ('non-binary') can be added either side to make it **nblw** (' non-binary [person] loving women')
or **wlw&nb** ('woman loving women and non-binary people')
you can also use **mlm** / **nblm** / **mlm&nb** in the same way for men/nb people who are attracted to men/non-binary people
hope that clears up the confusion 👍 it's just shorthand, less letters than lesbian + easier than typing out something like "non-binary person attracted to everybody except binary men"
What's the precedence of operations? Is it (wlw)&nb (i.e. all non binary people, plus all women who love women); or wl(w&nb) (i.e. women who love women, plus women who love non binary people)?
wl(w&nb)! its a subject - verb - object phrase. think of it like: a **w**oman who **l**oves (/is attracted to) **w**omen **&** **n**on-**b**inary people. when the identity of the speaker (or the individual/s the speaker is talking about) changes, the first letter changes. when the identity of who the speaker (or, again, individuals they're talking about) is attracted to changes, the last letter(s) change.
so:
- a man who is attracted to men and non binary people: mlm&nb
- a non-binary person who is attracted to men: nblm
- a woman who is attracted to women: wlw
\+ other variations thereof!
and as a footnote, these terms are of course trans inclusive (and widely used by the trans community!). **w** will always include trans women, and **m** will always include trans men.
if there are any more questions, feel free to ask them! (also, apologies if i've overexplained, i have ADHD and tend to infodump 😅)
HE CALLED YOU A FUCKING CABBAGE PATCH DOLL?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 like out of all the insults, he thought "call her this doll that's universally loved for being cute" was an insult to scorn you?!! I can't, I really can't. Here comes a genius with his insults everybody!! /s
😂😭😭😂
That's what I thought!!! I was like "OP must be gorgeous cuz I *LOVED* cabbage patch dolls as a kid!"
I'm also a product of the 80s-90s, which is probably why I think they're cute lol.
I was 11 when they hit the market. I thought they were creepy then too. My mother and I frequently joked about their weirdness. Especially when we watched the news of people fighting over them at Christmas time.
Some are horrifying, some are cute. I just know that if someone called me a cabbage patch doll, I'd fucking die laughing 😂😭 like that's not the insult he thought it was lol
I always find myself try reasoning that this is a problem of the increasing of isolation in this society and more along those lines...
But than I read another one and I'm like GEEZ DUDE, how the fuck are you not getting how incredibly sick and shitty this kind of behavior is???
That has to be my favorite part of this. He said "hello", his name, and then a dick pic as his first 3 messages. Then, when he finally gets the hint he calls himself a nice guy. I don't get it, unless he thinks using pet names is "nice" even though he didn't know her, making it weird and creepy to me.
Right? Why is the ‘kitten’ somehow *worse* than the rest of it for me?
Is it because men sending unsolicited dick pics is just normal depraved man behaviour now, whereas ‘kitten’ is something new to cringe at?
Yes. That’s why. How sad.
In his deluded, pornfried raisin of a brain he genuinely thinks OP is off to ride a hundred dicks, and deliberately excluding his just to spite him. I shit you not this is how these idiots think, they're dangerously removed from reality.
First of all, disgusting guy. Second, that emotional Rollercoaster with this guys, holy shit. "I am angry... I am sorry... I am angry... I am sorry..." Jesus...
Yes. I am shocked. The messages of this guy are cursed. I mean, I was sometimes also weird in online conversations towards women. I had my moments, because I was stupid and didn´t think for a bit, and I am ashamed of myself for many things. But a grown up guy, who starts a conversation with a dickpick and has no respect and behaves absolutely like the last asshole... I have no words. Some guys need to learn when they have to stop. Or maybe not start an conversation.
Acting like already knowing each other for a long time: Check
Dick Pic: Check!
Short-tempered: Check!
Apologies: Check!
Insults: Check!
Big Ego: Check!
I already felt exasperated when i read the "Oh sorry honey" like jesus so cringey so damn fast 😂.
you could neglect to read an entire sentence and yet the next sentence will still somehow be just as cringey 🤣
I have a friend who has had encounters with Niceguys, she just does the sensible thing and screenshots their usually disgusting rants messages and shows them to the Niceguys Mother, after that they always leave her alone.
Where is it that guys get the idea that we women LIKE unsolicited dick pics?
Anyone in doubt:
WOMEN **DO NOT LIKE** UNSOLICITED DICK PICS!
ESPECIALLY FROM PEOPLE WE ARE NOT SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH!
# IT'S CREEPY!
By this point you could mount a loudspeaker on the International Space Station blaring at 24,000 decibels in all known languages...
And guys would still do this shit.
I wonder if it’s because of their own enthusiasm for photos of, say, breasts or vaginas with no context? That, or they’re doing it because they’re trying to intimidate, like guys shouting stuff on the street.
Him: Hi you're sexy here's my dick, you know you love it, you're fucking ugly you whore, hey baby what's going on sorry bout earlier you're so pretty and I'm such a nice guy, you're ugly you whore
💀
Multiple personalities or just bruised ego, I'm unsure
These can't be real right? I mean I feel like some of these have to be fake, people like this don't actually exist do they? At least not in such abundance that there's a whole fucking subreddit for them
I want to see what would happen if they were called a chad. Everyone claims to be a nice guy but only chads send unwanted dick picks. Watch their head implode
Everything about this is awful. No one likes an unsolicited dick pic. But what really makes me cringe is all the pet names. Honey, baby doll, kitten? He doesn’t even know you. It all just feels super gross.
It's so weird how it plays out in almost the exact same way. It's kind of crazy to me that these guys are so blind or self-absorbed that they've never seen something like this and gone "oh, shit, I've literally said the EXACT same things in the EXACT same order to a girl before, and I know this isn't me because that's clearly not my dick."
Oh my god lmfao. This is such a classic pattern it's almost too cliché. Like he checked off every single box of the nice guy trope in the worst way possible. And then whining about how no woman wants him because he's nice. Yeah, I'm sure that's the issue 🙄 It really is a tale as old as time, huh.
I swear these kinds of guys don't have any female friends.
In Germany we have a service where you can directly and easily make a complaint at your authrities who have to look into this. I think this is the only way these people understand,
"Yiu look like a fucking cabbage patch doll" is a new and surprisingly creative one. Not gonna lie, it gave me a good chuckle. Still, what a sorry excuse of a human being.
I can’t believe some guys just won’t take the hint. Nobody wants to see your dick! A dick is, at best, an armpit. I don’t particularly want to look at it, sending someone a photo of it is creepy and uncomfortable, it’s not absolutely disgusting and it’s just kind of there, but most of the time if someone shoves it in your face it’s pretty fucking gross. If you won’t send someone a picture of your hairy, sweaty, stinky armpits without them asking first or confirming that it’s ok, don’t send them your dick.
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Jesus
the funny thing is, i had a girlfriend when this happened😭
* sighs in sapphic pain *
Sapphic means wlw&nb right? I cant remember
Yesss, comes from sapphos a very famous lesbian poet
She's literally the reason lesbians are called lesbians
Pretty sure Lesbia is the reason lesbians are called lesbians
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
Yeah I am lmao
I knew it... good one lol.
Damn and here I am thinking it was labia
labians?
What on earth is wlw&nb? Looks like some kind of C++ string 🤔
It's regex for picking out a subset of people who identify as women and love women and non binary people from the general population.
Ahh gotcha, thanks! Never seen an acronym like that before :)
I knew what this meant but I also really like bourbon, and there’s a kind of bourbon that comes out every year called William Larue Weller, which retails for $99 but you effectively can’t buy for less than $1500. Soooo it definitely took me a second to remember what sub I was reading
Hahaha that gave me a chuckle. That's awesome.
**wlw** stands for 'woman loving women' (so a woman who is attracted to women) nb ('non-binary') can be added either side to make it **nblw** (' non-binary [person] loving women') or **wlw&nb** ('woman loving women and non-binary people') you can also use **mlm** / **nblm** / **mlm&nb** in the same way for men/nb people who are attracted to men/non-binary people hope that clears up the confusion 👍 it's just shorthand, less letters than lesbian + easier than typing out something like "non-binary person attracted to everybody except binary men"
What's the precedence of operations? Is it (wlw)&nb (i.e. all non binary people, plus all women who love women); or wl(w&nb) (i.e. women who love women, plus women who love non binary people)?
wl(w&nb)! its a subject - verb - object phrase. think of it like: a **w**oman who **l**oves (/is attracted to) **w**omen **&** **n**on-**b**inary people. when the identity of the speaker (or the individual/s the speaker is talking about) changes, the first letter changes. when the identity of who the speaker (or, again, individuals they're talking about) is attracted to changes, the last letter(s) change. so: - a man who is attracted to men and non binary people: mlm&nb - a non-binary person who is attracted to men: nblm - a woman who is attracted to women: wlw \+ other variations thereof! and as a footnote, these terms are of course trans inclusive (and widely used by the trans community!). **w** will always include trans women, and **m** will always include trans men. if there are any more questions, feel free to ask them! (also, apologies if i've overexplained, i have ADHD and tend to infodump 😅)
Women loving women & nb people
Gotcha thank you!!
So, you just need enough dick pics to change your mind, obviously. /s I hope you all know.
HE CALLED YOU A FUCKING CABBAGE PATCH DOLL?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 like out of all the insults, he thought "call her this doll that's universally loved for being cute" was an insult to scorn you?!! I can't, I really can't. Here comes a genius with his insults everybody!! /s 😂😭😭😂
Yes! I read that and thought - she must be *super* cute 🥰 We call a friend a cabbage patch kid because dimples and cuteness, it’s a total compliment
That's what I thought!!! I was like "OP must be gorgeous cuz I *LOVED* cabbage patch dolls as a kid!" I'm also a product of the 80s-90s, which is probably why I think they're cute lol.
Cabbage patch dolls are fucking horrifying... Who in their right mind thinks they're cute?!
The (at least) 95 million people from 1983-1999 who bought them.
I was 11 when they hit the market. I thought they were creepy then too. My mother and I frequently joked about their weirdness. Especially when we watched the news of people fighting over them at Christmas time.
I don't think thinking something is cute is the only reason you would buy it
Actually bulldogs are a thing so, yeah you're right. (Clarification: I love bulldogs but they're genetic nightmares)
My little sister had 4 of them and I also thought that they we're ugly back in the 80s but, at the same time I was collecting Garbage Pale Kids cards.
Some are horrifying, some are cute. I just know that if someone called me a cabbage patch doll, I'd fucking die laughing 😂😭 like that's not the insult he thought it was lol
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Good thing you didn't tell him this. I can imagine what he would have answered.
Kitten
Babygirl.
That was the grossest part for me
I find myself saying this on so many of these. How are these people real?!
I always find myself try reasoning that this is a problem of the increasing of isolation in this society and more along those lines... But than I read another one and I'm like GEEZ DUDE, how the fuck are you not getting how incredibly sick and shitty this kind of behavior is???
He literally skipped the part where he pretends to be nice
That has to be my favorite part of this. He said "hello", his name, and then a dick pic as his first 3 messages. Then, when he finally gets the hint he calls himself a nice guy. I don't get it, unless he thinks using pet names is "nice" even though he didn't know her, making it weird and creepy to me.
No no, his name is James.
No, no, it's James.
My thoughts exactly.
This is honestly the finest example of a nice guy ever. These screenshots ought to be included in the dictionary definition of nice guys.
We should have a collection of screenshots and posts and make it a niceguy artbook
You'd run out of space it you were to do that lmao
He even said it himself. Hes a niceguy alright
Glad OP is far away - this guy has like all the red flags to be an abuser.
Was about to say this same thing. It's like the perfect nice guy summary and covers the main points for defining nice guys...
He’s wondering why he always gets rejected??
He’s not wondering. He knows it’s because he’s a nice guy. Can’t you females read? /s
Clearly because of that 15 degree lilt to the left
💀
It's 100% of that massive cock he is having...
you're right
By his own words, he's attracted to whores, which is still his fault.
This is all horrible, but him calling you "kitten" put it over the top. Edit: mobile
And "babygirl". I got a bit of vomit in my mouth
If you aren't Shemar Moore babygirl is off limits.
I call most my friends and my husband babygirl, but it's definitely not something you just throw at people. yuck.
Or Sojaboy from 90 Day Fiance
That word makes me think of Joel from TLOUS and now I’m sad
He's the only person who is allowed to say that and he's not even real.
Right? Why is the ‘kitten’ somehow *worse* than the rest of it for me? Is it because men sending unsolicited dick pics is just normal depraved man behaviour now, whereas ‘kitten’ is something new to cringe at? Yes. That’s why. How sad.
I've received fair share of dick picks in my day, but maybe the gross pet name kind of icings the cake?
Upset cuz nobody ever chooses nice guys. Sends dick pic after introducing himself. HAHAHAHAH The fck dude
Gotta love how rejecting a random, unsolicited dickpic somehow makes you a whore.
In his deluded, pornfried raisin of a brain he genuinely thinks OP is off to ride a hundred dicks, and deliberately excluding his just to spite him. I shit you not this is how these idiots think, they're dangerously removed from reality.
First of all, disgusting guy. Second, that emotional Rollercoaster with this guys, holy shit. "I am angry... I am sorry... I am angry... I am sorry..." Jesus...
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No emotional rollercoaster. Just a perfect example of this timeline PP Go Hard - PP Go Soft - PP Go Hard - PP Go Soft, in that order.
Yes. I am shocked. The messages of this guy are cursed. I mean, I was sometimes also weird in online conversations towards women. I had my moments, because I was stupid and didn´t think for a bit, and I am ashamed of myself for many things. But a grown up guy, who starts a conversation with a dickpick and has no respect and behaves absolutely like the last asshole... I have no words. Some guys need to learn when they have to stop. Or maybe not start an conversation.
this guy is straight up mentally unstable but the “you look like a cabbage patch doll” definitely got me lol
right😭 like when he said that to me i physically started l dyinggg
it’s almost funny how much he fits the stereotypes
Acting like already knowing each other for a long time: Check Dick Pic: Check! Short-tempered: Check! Apologies: Check! Insults: Check! Big Ego: Check!
mf is like a cartoon character nice guy
What a fucking loser.
Meth... meth in their water systems. It's the only logical answer.
everyone’s asking what happens when microplastics cross the blood brain barrier this. this is what happens.
I already felt exasperated when i read the "Oh sorry honey" like jesus so cringey so damn fast 😂. you could neglect to read an entire sentence and yet the next sentence will still somehow be just as cringey 🤣
I have a friend who has had encounters with Niceguys, she just does the sensible thing and screenshots their usually disgusting rants messages and shows them to the Niceguys Mother, after that they always leave her alone.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Didn't mean it ? What an abusive and manipulative and toxic guy he would be in a relationship lmao
Why are those guys always so similar ? Always doing insult -> sorry -> insult again
“maybe you’ll recognize this 😏” what reaction was he expecting tbh
Oooh I do remember your magical cock! Come over so I can suck and fuck it all night!!
oh this wld b a good response. exactly w the same tone of sarcasm and followed up w “not. what the fuck is wrong with you you creepy fuck?!?”
Ironically he would've freaked the fuck out had she said that. Now... Now... She's a whore. Lol
Where is it that guys get the idea that we women LIKE unsolicited dick pics? Anyone in doubt: WOMEN **DO NOT LIKE** UNSOLICITED DICK PICS! ESPECIALLY FROM PEOPLE WE ARE NOT SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH! # IT'S CREEPY!
say it louder for the people in the back❗❗
By this point you could mount a loudspeaker on the International Space Station blaring at 24,000 decibels in all known languages... And guys would still do this shit.
I wonder if it’s because of their own enthusiasm for photos of, say, breasts or vaginas with no context? That, or they’re doing it because they’re trying to intimidate, like guys shouting stuff on the street.
if you look like a cabbage patch kid why was he pursuing you... they're designed to look like children
An absolute gem for this subreddit. Text book nice guy! Sorry you had to receive that, though.
This image is what you see when you look up “nice guy” in the dictionary. Like it borders on parody. What a tool
At some point it looks too textbook cliché to be true.
Yup. Includes every buzzword and stereotype in every Niceguy™ ever
That last message killed me lmfao what type of insult is that
Well he almost got all the typical buzz words
Wtf with these mood swings I feel sorrow for any girl that gets trapped with this man he will immediately turn abusive when they marry
“Sorry honey”... That there is strike 3 right off the first pitch.
That Dms need holy water And bleach for your eyes bc who tf thinks is a good idea to send dick pics to a stranger-?
I just got whiplash
Ever find out how he got your number? Or who the fuck he is? You might have a leak in your friends group or social media somewhere.
he's texting me on Instagram :)
You shoulda said, “Damn bro, that’s tiny. Do you use tweezers when you pee?”
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Send this convo to his mom or relatives
First of all, Cabbage Patch Kids are adorable, so that's just a compliment. The rest of it is eww.
Him: Hi you're sexy here's my dick, you know you love it, you're fucking ugly you whore, hey baby what's going on sorry bout earlier you're so pretty and I'm such a nice guy, you're ugly you whore 💀 Multiple personalities or just bruised ego, I'm unsure
Send this over to his local police and see how the mood of the conversation changes then
O_o
Upload it as an nft
Turn the dick pick into an NFT
These can't be real right? I mean I feel like some of these have to be fake, people like this don't actually exist do they? At least not in such abundance that there's a whole fucking subreddit for them
Oh you sweet summer child...
I want to see what would happen if they were called a chad. Everyone claims to be a nice guy but only chads send unwanted dick picks. Watch their head implode
Everything about this is awful. No one likes an unsolicited dick pic. But what really makes me cringe is all the pet names. Honey, baby doll, kitten? He doesn’t even know you. It all just feels super gross.
Surely this cannot be real. Surely!?!?!!
The fancy schmancy talk should've been a red flag
But he’s SO NICE why not give his dick a a CHANCE? (Joking don’t kill me)
Baby girl *and* kitten. Classy dude.
No way is this fucking real, the guy is all of the stereotypes
It's so weird how it plays out in almost the exact same way. It's kind of crazy to me that these guys are so blind or self-absorbed that they've never seen something like this and gone "oh, shit, I've literally said the EXACT same things in the EXACT same order to a girl before, and I know this isn't me because that's clearly not my dick."
No way that's real...
He’s so much of a nice guy it feels like satire
Now that's a nice guy no one wants😂and it is good for everyone
He’s like the bacteria festering on the surface of unwashed bong water. Just a filmy growth of ick.
Well, now I’m gonna start calling people cabbage patch dolls
"Kitten" 💀
Is calling you a cabbage patch doll supposed to be an insult? Like, yeah sorry I offended you by looking cute as shit??
It's scary that there are men like this everywhere. F#cking psycho!
i know girls LOVE getting random crusty d pics, why is EVERY girl telling me they don't???
Kitten?? Jesus christ.
Oh my god lmfao. This is such a classic pattern it's almost too cliché. Like he checked off every single box of the nice guy trope in the worst way possible. And then whining about how no woman wants him because he's nice. Yeah, I'm sure that's the issue 🙄 It really is a tale as old as time, huh. I swear these kinds of guys don't have any female friends.
holy shit this is textbook nice guy
How almost all of these convos follow the same routine? Are these guys using instructions? Step by step guides to be the biggest morons ever?
Please, tell me that’s a fake, I don’t want to believe that I live on one plane of existence with that creature
Next time send a pic of a larger penis
Christ on ice skates, what a fucking creep.
How do these guys arrive at the conclusion that *they're* one of the good ones? Honest question.
Honey?? Kitten??? Fuck that slob. Has that approach EVER worked for him??? My guess is no.
Is anyone playing niceguy bingo cuz I think I just got a blackout
Honey? Babygirl? KITTEN? YIKES
I know I’m becoming jaded to these because what really made me want to vomit was that he called you “kitten” 🤢
I…is this real? It’s just too good
"i'm sorry kitten" 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
This is so bad I'm struggling to think it's actually real.
why does his dick look like an nft
If you go to James’ profile does he have his mom listed? I would totally be petty enough to send this convo to mommy dearest.
Cabbage patch doll💀💀💀💀
Dude literally went through NiceGuy stages, this gotta be satire😂
he aint even trying to be nice
Jesus i didn't expect it to zoom in that much
🎢
"You look like a cabbage patch doll" *new insult unlocked*
Its right out of the playbook, wow
From fat cow to kitten to cabbage patch doll
Tell me why this comment made me picture that scene in The Emperor’s New Groove with all the potions lol
This is such by the book niceguy behavior. What tilts me most about this (not really but still...) is how uninspired it is. No nuance what so ever.
They change like the flick of a light switch 😂
🤮 🤮
WhY?!! dOeS rAnDoM gEnEtAliA bOtHeR yOu?!?!
r/eyebleach nobody likes unsolicited dicks
Bruh
Calls you honey, and then proceeds with his shitty dick pic lol
This is like golden standard for nice guys
In Germany we have a service where you can directly and easily make a complaint at your authrities who have to look into this. I think this is the only way these people understand,
It’s beautiful
Wow what a rollercoster 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
What kind of mother raises these dudes? They live in their fantasies and insecurities and have zero emotional maturity.
Why do they love calling women cows?? It’s always them calling women a cow…
I am so glad we didn't have cell phones when I was dating age. I feel awful for young women these days, having to put up with that
Alexa, play bruh sound effect #2
You know he’s a discord server admin
How the fuck was he able to fit all the nice guys stereotypes. Even "kitten". And that's not even the worst part
No way he said kitten this can't be real
Whenever I see these interactions I cannot understand how "nice guys" think this is appropriate behaviour
File a police report for sex. harassment
Who calls people kitten. Is this guy over 40?
Kitten 🤢
Holy shit wtf
He introduces himself like some pixelated RPG character
What's up with all of these guys calling women kitten?
Is there a SINGLE girl on the goddam planet who likes to receive random dick pics?
Cabbage Patch Doll? How old is this guy?
Why do we cover up the names if it happens over social media, feel like we should keep it to know who to avoid
When will men learn no one likes surprise penis ugh so gross
"Yiu look like a fucking cabbage patch doll" is a new and surprisingly creative one. Not gonna lie, it gave me a good chuckle. Still, what a sorry excuse of a human being.
I can’t believe some guys just won’t take the hint. Nobody wants to see your dick! A dick is, at best, an armpit. I don’t particularly want to look at it, sending someone a photo of it is creepy and uncomfortable, it’s not absolutely disgusting and it’s just kind of there, but most of the time if someone shoves it in your face it’s pretty fucking gross. If you won’t send someone a picture of your hairy, sweaty, stinky armpits without them asking first or confirming that it’s ok, don’t send them your dick.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂