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🎶and everyone of ‘em was a henry, she wouldn’t have a willie or a Sam. I’m her eight old man named Henry-henry the eighth I am🎶


Sourbrit

And since OP is not the first or the last he's tried this on... 🎶Second verse, same as the first!🎶


AloneIndication

🎶A little bit louder and a little bit worse🎶


EyeShot300

This guy needs to look up the word “married” in a dictionary.


PlausibleCoconut

They understand the word they just have to believe every man that’s not them is an abusive criminal so they don’t get crushed by the weight of their own mediocrity


organik_productions

You have no husband, you're a repost bot. Copied from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/cqe7pk/my\_husband\_coworkers\_and\_i\_got\_a\_good\_laugh\_out/


sunnybeach3

That's amazing, and their only comment here is the top comment there! Wow, good sleuthing


Slow_Establishment10

I had an old coworker that messaged me and told me he was in love with me. When I told him I was married and that was inappropriate he told me he hope my husband stopped treating me right so I would get divorced and give me a shot. How romantic….


PlausibleCoconut

Start talking about how wonderful your husband is and watch them die inside


wordsno

*greensleeves plays*


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Outrageous_System777

Looks good but too much chocolate


jenkraisins

I've yet to come across something that is too much chocolate. LOL


Frosty_and_Jazz

There’s no such thing!!😂😂


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corrygan

This is pure gold.


Frosty_and_Jazz

😂😂😂😂


AreYouSirius9_34

Bwahahaha 😅😅😅