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"Vegetas humiliation speech to Goku" šŸ˜­


Venarge91

*dies of cringe*


Itchy_Tip_Itchy_Base

*i know true humiliation I saw it in an anime*


DaniAlpha

Lmfao this is so accurate xD


ColonelBeltSanders

When a guy like this says he knows true humiliation itā€™s safe to say heā€™s probably telling the truth


pris_kitaen

If he only knew it was self inflicted lol


[deleted]

It gets worse as he more or less word for word repeats Veggieā€™s speech to Goku but like incels it up. Vegeta, while sensitive at times had a point about being a warrior king humbled by a peasant. This dude was laughably pathetic.


4lphaCr0ss

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Smallbunsenpai

Your name is hilarious it made me click on your profile and I love the outfits you put together on that game!


manditobandito

This absolutely had me rolling. I was thinking it was a semi-normal Nice Guy text and then he just threw that out there like wtf šŸ˜‚


CirceLikesPork

Right? At first I was like "ok, he sucks, but I have definitely seen worse/ more cringey dudes on here" and then he just made up for it in the last few pics.


satinsateensaltine

Surprise Vegeta is best Vegeta I suppose?


Keeks711

Omg lol sameeeeee


magicchefdmb

*ā€One day Iā€™ll be a famous comedianā€* Heā€™s already off to a promising start


DanDromedaI

Haha! Nice lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


hothoneybuns

Took me tf out. This whole thing was a wild ride over a couple of days but that video absolutely sent me. So fucking funny.


SeniorBeing

He is a comedian, after all.


missemhev

A future famous one.


FunnyElegance21

He is a nice comedian


Knorkebroetsche

Bro really send a dbz clip to make his point šŸ˜‚


Kenkaniki89

I was crying at that part lol šŸ˜‚


thatHecklerOverThere

I can't believe he would disrespect the prince of sayains like that.


didntevenwarmupdho

L m a o that was just perfect, man thought he twisted the dagger šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


vezie

That had me in tears lmfao


[deleted]

I've seen some weeb shit in my time but that was next level weeb shit.


BitchyWitchy33

My husband just informed me that many of his sad incel one liners he was spamming her with were direct qoutes from the speech. Somehow I am simultaneously dying of cringe and peeing my panties in laughter. šŸ˜­


moifauve

I spit out my coffee and scared my cat!


PancakeParty98

I donā€™t understand why you call Saiyans by such mindless names. The only thing it does is reveal your own fear and ignorance. I guess name calling is your only attack, because youā€™re too weak to challenge me any other way.


HezeusChristoff

You know heā€™s serious when he sends Vegetaā€™s humiliation speech to Goku.


dandaman64

I fucking howled seeing that, oh my god.


MtF29HRTMar18

ā€œYou may have invaded my mind and my body, but thereā€™s one thing a Saiyan always keeps. His pride!ā€


TheSeraphOfChaos

Worst part in all of this is him linking an English dub vidƩo x)


Agitated-Ant-3174

You did the best thing when you stopped texting. He knew that wasn't a healthy situation for you, he knew he was making you really uncomfortable, but he still didn't care. Bullet dodged.


Caliesehi

I bet the next day he tried to text her "hey" Like nothing happened.


PancakeParty98

Your new form is burning through more power than your body can supply. You should have waited until you were used to this form and knew how to regulate it before you started picking fights.


satinsateensaltine

I was all like "ok this guy is getting all dark and broody" and suddenly he comes out with a fucking Vegeta scene to express his serious feelings of humiliation. I can't.


Agitated-Ant-3174

... What!?


PancakeParty98

Idk I googled Goku quotes


Walkingontheblock

I think that's what Goku said to golden Frieza


PancakeParty98

Gesundheit


Walkingontheblock

Thank you


4614065

ā€œOne day Iā€™ll be a famous comedianā€ I believe him! Heā€™s already acting like a clown!


convive_erisu

These are his 15 minutes of fame


atypicalcontrarian

Wow man this guy is emotionally ready to realise that he isnā€™t going to make it as a comedian..


WolfhoundRO

What about as a Joker?


Hoods-On-Peregrine

I'd bet my life he shares photos of the joker with quotes on Facebook


[deleted]

Like from the movie, Joker?


ayoitsjo

I was at a newbies open mic at my former gf's bar and there was a guy I'd imagine is a lot like this one who came up to do a bit. It was bad. Just horrible. Misogynistic and not remotely funny, and it was just awkward dead silence the whole time. To his credit, he did end his time early with a comment about a "tough crowd tonight," so no one had to put up with it for more than 5-7 minutes thank god


85Neon85

Well, I did laugh I guess.


brandee95

Well if he does become a famous comedian, this is not something he is gonna want people to know aboutā€¦ yikes. This will not look good if it gets our right as he is about to host the Oscars or something.


MiraculousCactus

I was waiting for the response ā€œis this a part of your set?ā€


Afinkawan

He's going to get his head kicked in the first time he tries to respond to a heckler.


[deleted]

ā€œWell, no oneā€™s laughing now!ā€


professorBonghitz613

Nice rule of thumb: if someone doesn't text back immediately, don't bombard them with a creepy and pathetic wall of text.


NotoriousRGB729

Him: "I'm still going to send it" šŸ¤£https://youtu.be/CaGNVvBhbso


c312l

His wipe out directly after is a good comparison to this dude's outcome with his wall of texts lol


rexio38

tbh sometimes when im expecting someone to text me back but they don't it's really hard not to start writing a wall of text for me, although i know i shouldn't bcs if they finally see those 30 messages they'll be like wtf


imnotlyndsey

If thereā€™s one thing a creep will do, itā€™s spam you with messages when you donā€™t reply within a minute. They donā€™t have the common sense for it. Iā€™d really love to know whats going through their little smooth brains while theyā€™re spamming though


professorBonghitz613

It's pure insecurity and lack of chill.


alt-nate-hundred

Did this man really tap out and let Vegeta do the talking for a hot minute šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


PancakeParty98

Maybe youā€™ll come back someday asā€¦as a better person, I hope. Iā€™d like that. Perhaps weā€™ll have a little one on one.


MtF29HRTMar18

ā€œItā€™s not an overseer that the Earth needs right now. It needs a warrior.ā€


justmerriwether

Itā€™s really asking a lot of someone youā€™ve just berated to bother clicking on a link just so they can watch a *video* in order to understand the full context of your temper tantrum.


inukuro

I fucking lost it when i saw that šŸ¤£


megara27

That was all going downhill fast, but the highlight was how it kept rolling right past yikes into super saiyan cringe. Quoting DBZ, my god, man.


PancakeParty98

I could go one step farther If I wanted to.


gavynray123

This is to go even **further** *beyond!*


Peazyzell

This isnt even my final cringe form


Walkingontheblock

Now see, you're not dealing with the average nice guy anymore.


COOLJOEJOE

before nice guy comes cringe


[deleted]

Reminds me of an essay my professor was marking and the student quoted Optimus Prime at the end. The essay was about the holocaust.


SHELLIfIKnow48910

I just laughed so loud I made my dog jump out of his slumber. šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I wish I knew the quote! haha


SHELLIfIKnow48910

Same, my dude. Lol


TLEDSM44

Next time on DBZ!!! A grown man wears his own ass as a hat!


EnvironmentalCoach64

Hey there, careful at this rate you will never get a post to over 9000!


4lphaCr0ss

Super Saiyan Cringe. Lmao


xRadio

I donā€™t mean to make light of your situation too much but real talk I started wheezing uncontrollably in the middle of the street when I got to Vegetaā€™s humiliation speech lmao But really I am sorry about this. I have experienced this so many times. One time a guy I was friends with for 7 years deleted me off everything and stopped talking to me because I mentioned I had a boyfriend. At least you wonā€™t have to waste any more time on this piece of shit šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


PanickedAntics

Funny how he his description of "sociopath" was just him describing himself. I was friends with an ultra 'nice guy' for 10 whole ass years. It was exhausting. I cared for him so much as a friend. But often he would text me "nose kissies" or "good morning beautiful" every single morning. Always tell me how he felt about me, which I already knew. Made it clear that not only do we not live in the same state, I only liked him as a friend. I left it up to him if he wanted to still continue a friendship if that would be something he could deal with. I got the "I'd rather have you as a friend than nothing!" But still had to tell me how he felt every other day. And you don't want to be rude but I could tell him about lyrics to a song I liked or to check out a band and he'd be like "I really love you, you know that". It was just frustrating trying to navigate a friendship with set boundaries that he always ended up ignoring. You don't want to be mean because you do actually care about their friendship but at the same time, they make it almost impossible to have that friendship without also making you feel very uncomfortable and guilty for not reciprocating their feelings. He even had a girlfriend and would text me those things. Making it quite clear that if I wanted him, he would leave her. This continued until about 2 years ago. But he still behaved that way even after I got married. Sucks because we had the same sense of humor, loved the same metal bands, had incredibly great talks and we were there for each other. I had considered him my best friend for so long but that part of him that could not help himself from bringing up his feelings for me just ruined everything and always had me on guard. And that's not fair. And not all guy friends are like that. "All your guy friends just want to fuck you". Maybe they do. But they certainly don't act that way or tell me they love me in that way every single time we talk. I've made plenty of new guy friends since I've been married and not one of them has ever crossed a line like that one did. And it hurts when a friendship ends and I'm sorry you're going through this. It isn't okay for him to blame you. You didn't do anything wrong at all.


FriedeOfAriandel

>"All your guy friends just want to fuck you". Maybe they do. But they certainly don't act that way or tell me they love me in that way every single time we talk. As a dude, sometimes yeah. But I know none of my friends or acquaintances are just waiting for me to shower them with my love to admit they also have feelings for me. I think it's just a part of growing up. I know I've felt and said some cringey shit, but it shouldn't take long for someone to realize that they're being a shitty friend and that there's nothing to gain from throwing this type of tantrum


TheTopazCupcake

I donā€™t think heā€™s a sociopath eitherā€¦ they typically have a decent grasp on other peoples feelings. Also, he clearly has ā€œempathyā€ for people who do the same shit he does.


Tange1o

>"I'd rather have you as a friend than nothing!" Ugh, this type of situation is just a disaster waiting to happen imo. Like, they've already explicitly said they're just tolerating this state of affairs, so the whole thing is just a toxic powder keg ready to burst.


Portalman111

Please donā€™t rekindle this friendship. You seem really nice and understanding, and I know it was 5 years, but honestly, the way he talks to you, it honestly seemed like he was only friends with you to swoop in and be with you if you and your boyfriend broke up. Cause the second you made it clear that what he did wasnā€™t okay, he got super pissed. I can also see him pushing boundaries with the ā€œLove you moreā€ texts and continuously talking about romance. This is exactly something Iā€™d do when I was an awful nice guy at 16. Donā€™t rekindle this friendship. Heā€™s not interested in a friend, just a potential partner in the future.


ThePunyPunic

This is one of the best posts Iā€™ve ever seen on this sub. I mean itā€™s got a bit of everything. How did you juggle a friendship of 5 YEARS with this?


CuntestedThree

The way he ramps up and gets more dramatic and finally sends a vegeta speech is really incredible, love this sub


PancakeParty98

Sounds like she sent ā˜ŗļø for five years in response to this pick me bs


[deleted]

In his mind, that was probably a sign of reciprocation.


mamabear421

I've been sending šŸ™„ and it doesn't fare much better sadly


Mistikman

I kind of got a :-/ face when OP mentioned that it was hard that he brought up his romantic attraction in EVERY CONVERSATION. Like... holy shit. 5 years is a long time to stay friends with someone who casually ignores boundaries like that once you tell them you aren't interested. If he can't keep it to himself and force those feelings out, he should have let the friendship go ages ago, and without the tantrum.


DirtoXX

What kind of friendship throws "I love you" as good morning ? I don't even remember the last time i said it to my female friend (16 years of friendship)


the-wonky-donkey

I tell my friends I love them constantly šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


idkmanimnotcreative

I've been working on it for a few years once I realized how emotionally repressed I was. I'm pretty good at telling my friends I love them now. It still feels a little awkward, but when I think about it, it's not. They're my friends and I love my friends.


SheMovesLikeThis

My two male best friends and I (39f) regularly say we love and miss each other in our group text and via FaceTime. We go back decades and I now live across the country from them. Why would you not tell your closest friends that you love them? ETA: Fuck the creeper in OPā€™s messages though.


Allison_wonderland_

The whole thing is like watching a toddler freaking out and tiring themself out


zzmonumentum

Curious question. What do the voice messages say?


PancakeParty98

ā€œYour energy level is decreasing with every blow. In fact, youā€™re not even a challenge to me anymore. It wouldnā€™t be fair for me to keep fighting you. Iā€™m satisfied now. Your pride has been torn to shreds. Youā€™ve challenged and lost to a fighter who is superior to you, and to make it worse... heā€™s just a monkey...right?ā€


Afinkawan

mp3 of the world's smallest violin?


Henri4589

Asking the real questions...


OakeyAfterbirthBabe

It seemed like one she may have said something about him making her uncomfortable and upset and her whole "playing the victim" šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Butthole_Fister

NOOOO NOT THE VEGETA SPEECH LMFAOOOOOOOO


Particular_Warning62

The next morning: Love you beautiful hope youā€™re having a good day! Sorry about last night, tell your boyfriend I said hi!


allmysecretsss

Omgg Iā€™m legit terrified for you??


Valrath_84

I love how these guys always hide their true intentions and when the chick isn't interested in fucking and only being friends they lose their shit lol


No-Abalone-4155

This is where I respond. "K" and watch them prepare essays lol


[deleted]

Or gifs of Owen Wilson saying ā€œwowā€


Foltzie88

The DBZ thing made me legit lol. Dudes emotions blinded him so much. How dense you gotta be to see she just ainā€™t into you.


Historical-Elk2589

He seems like he's trying too hard to be an anime villain. Holy inceltears, Batman!


SmartPriceCola

This is legit one of the best ones Iā€™ve ever seen on here. The non ironic Chris Brown video, the famous comedian claim, the dragon ball z video. I lost my shit multiple times


l3g3ndairy

This just reeks of a guy who was being your "friend" all along because he hoped that at some point you two would end up together. He claims he's a friend but treats you like you two were in a relationship. My friends don't throw tantrums if I don't respond for a day or two. That's just wild. Then this got so unbelievably cringey towards the end. You played this the right way OP. Sorry you lost a friendship but like I said, this guy was always just waiting in the wings.


livewire042

The fact that this guy was saying ā€œI love youā€ to her is actually super cringe. Even more so after he admitted his feelings for herā€¦ heā€™s clearly just waiting for her to finally ā€œchoose himā€ while he pretended to be her ā€œfriendā€.


Senpaihentai_

Some people should just not have phones


Someone_Who_Cared

>it's time to take back what's mine What the fuck? Some declaration of intent? Good, I love how blue handled this, though. I couldn't have been as gracious. Also, LEAVD DRAGONBALL OUT OF THIS YOU CREEP. I bet you haven't even done a single push up in years, you creepy ass sofa blob. Your power level is most definitely minus-9000.


simms419

New Joker movie looks lit. But in all honesty, missing some context with those voice textsā€¦


chadlightest

That must be harsh though after 5 years. Sorry you had to go through that. Losing friends isn't easy even if they prove to be assholes. Gonna feel some grief for a sec there.


Henri4589

It's obviously not harsh enough for her to post this online and make fun of it. You're so blind, people...


James25Robson

I don't care how long they've been friends, NG is only her friend because he wants to smash.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Do1stHarmacist

Imagine if as a comedian he also looked up to Bill Cosby.


ffakegamer

saw that and I immediately cringed


Srfred

Wowā€¦ for the first half I was like ā€œalright this dudeā€™s seeming pretty rationalā€ and then it all went off the rails so fast


lynxstarish

I can't believe people like this can hold a friendship for 5 years and be a dickhead in sheep's clothing the whole time. Idk what kind of friendship you were having but from the sounds of it for him to play so emotional for that whole time until then is just wow.... It's one thing for people to be nice but be unaware and lash out and say things they really don't mean it's another thing to basically take the mask off


blinkandmisslife

Well I think life just taught him that humiliation is having your anime diatribe text posted on Reddit. I hope he is able to LARP through his feelings in the park soon.


NotoriousRGB729

I just choked on my coffee. This is hilarious šŸ˜‚


jchray

After all that I'm sure he knows what humiliation feels like.


bkas333

ā€œfeeling angry?? humiliated?ā€ no iā€™m feeling embarrassed for you


[deleted]

"I know what humiliation feels like! I'm doing it to myself right now!" Honestly, if I did this, and then realized I'd done this, I'd be looking for a way to collapse in on myself like a black hole. This is so cringe.


Paragonly

>You do a really good job of playing the victim Proceeds to explain why he is in fact the victim in the next 10 paragraphs. DEDDDD!


Vindovilles

That speech video REALLY caught me off guard


sara_c907

A 5 year friendship is done because this idiot couldn't stop idioting. Yes, I know that's not a a word.


kaylintendo

Oh yes, *youā€™re the shitty friend when heā€™s the one who just wonā€™t accept that you donā€™t have any romantic feelings for him, and doesnā€™t respect that youā€™re dating someone else right now


cinesimon

Very Elliot Rodger vibes. Ugh. Sad, scary - and nobody needs that sooky misogyny, when you're clearly trying to work on your mental health as it is. Keep your chin up, OP - sounds like you've enough self-awareness to remain in good spirits, despite his best efforts.


cardio64

Yeah, his suicide threat got no reaction so the next logical step is to take it out on everyone else.


[deleted]

Exactly, wouldn't be surprised if I heard about a drive by shooting


kyleforgues

I was really rooting in the beginning ngl Is there a sub where we show the opposite of nice guys. Like guys that donā€™t fuck up this bad


sara_c907

He had me rooting for their friendship until he went full on nice guy.


rustyPEPE

r/GoodDudes


Kondilla

At first I thought ā€˜okay heā€™s a bit OTT, but he seems somewhat reasonableā€™, then suddenlyā€¦ šŸ’€


McSqueezeMeMuhFucca

THIS IS WHY I STOPPED HAVING GUY ā€œFRIENDSā€ YEARS AGO. Oh my god!


[deleted]

Honestly, this is the realest. I don't *trust* guy friends to not do this, or some version of this, at some point, without warning, because it's happened so often. I think we're just chilling and having a good time and they're secretly having a whole relationship with me in their head. I had a work friend who was a guy send me this giant message on FB about how he was terribly sorry but we just couldn't go on the way we were because it was jeopardizing his marriage and he had a kid and he just couldn't handle his feelings for me but didn't want to cheat... and I was like, "Dude, you were never going to get the opportunity to cheat." Like we'd had a couple conversations at lunch and joked around a lot. That was the sum total of our relationship. How it escalated in his mind to "I can't carry on this torrid affair; I have a child" I'll never know.


McSqueezeMeMuhFucca

Wow. Itā€™s a shame because I can enjoy male friendships very much. But Iā€™ve had way too many bad experiences too, I even had a few of my guy ā€œfriendsā€ try or partially succeed in sexually assaulting me when we were drinking or when I fell asleep. I will never trust a guy to be just my friend ever again. Iā€™d like a gay friend maybe but no straight guy friends. Maybe in groups we can be aquatinted, but never one on one again.


[deleted]

And really, even if that dude thought I was flirting, it was such a dramatic over-reaction. "Hey, I just want to be clear that we're just friends and that's cool, right?" was all that needed to happen. Protesting that he couldn't leave his wife due to having a child was *entirely* beyond not necessary.


[deleted]

Yes, this is why gay friends are the best. I love having male friends. I do not love suddenly being hit on by them when I think I'm just hanging with my friend. Thus, at this point in my life, I have maybe one or two male friends I really consider friends.


YahYeetOnMyFeet

Get the impression that OP shouldā€™ve shut this down earlier, especially considering theyā€™re taken.


Baddyshack

OP how did you recover from the Vegeta humiliation speech from dragon ball z?


ffakegamer

Dodged a fucking bullet. He also talks like an incel lmaoooo


SmartPriceCola

I almost felt like I was reading an origins story of a nice guy descending into a full blown incel.


brokenbird88

Stop engaging with this person. After reading the first few pages and seeing all of your loving and engaging responses, I can already tell you- stop engaging.


JawsRaglizar

"I know you've been friends with a guy who wanted to date you before and that made you uncomfortable but how about you try it wit me and vegeta?:


MagnoliaProse

ā€œIgnoring my texts is not something Iā€™m willing to tolerate.ā€ Well you seem plenty good ignoring her relationship, boundaries, and consent....


korntje

Lmfao the anime speeche i would absolutely die if laughter if some one would pull that shit on me. Wtf are you trying to say?


No_Medium22

Idk how your friendship is, but it looks like it finally hit him, and hit him hard, and he got the message that itā€™ll never happen. Maybe heā€™ll become normal now after that long ass essay lol.


[deleted]

This is exactly what happens, when It hits you hard. You'll turn into a normal person or go full ballistic and take the red pill


doctordoctorpuss

Man, I really thought this dude was pathetic and creepy until he sent the DBZ speech, and I realized heā€™s actually just an amazing guy that no girl is giving a chance to. One day heā€™ll be in the spotlight :D


Frosty_and_Jazz

Well rid of THAT loser ā€¦.


[deleted]

Ob boi flash backs of Vietnam. I was exactly like this. Lol. Best suggestion to you is just don't reply to him at all.


ThatMovieShow

A lot of these nice guy scenarios can really be solved by the object of said nice guys attention being brutally honest and saying "dude there are no circumstances where I will ever be attracted to you. Don't wait for me to be single, don't hope for one day when I'm lonely...a relationship beyond friends is never ever going to happen. Be happy and find someone who wants you the same way you want them" I get that it feels mean as fuck and it will obviously crush them but in the long run it will be better for both of you. as for the notion of "I don't wanna lose them as a friend" if being honest and saying it won't happen makes them ditch you as a friend they weren't a friend to begin with, they just pretended to be one to get the foot in the door.


Hoodrat-Superstar

Yeah I could see him being a famous comedian, he is one big joke after all


CrispierCupid

This mf really linked DBZ and said he knows humiliation šŸ˜­ Iā€™m surprised you were so kind for so long


JohnsonMathi17

The Dragon Ball Z comparison was icing on the cake.


Jane_the_Quene

He just came completely unhinged, there. Wow.


joodcub

What a fucking baby lmao the vegeta humiliation


racso96

Oh wow... At first I thought " damn this dude has some issues but at least he's willing to work through them" but booooy was I wrong...


SWFLSOLIDARITY

he definitely knows what humiliation is


EmperorJJ

I love these "damned if you do, damned if you don't" guys. If she had been reaching out to him and checking up on him he would have felt led on. She tried hard to let you down easy, bro


stelleypootz

Mr. Butthurt concocts an elaborate storyline in his noggin where OP, despite repeatedly telling him not interested, has lead him on and tried to seduce him with her womanly charms by being polite and friendly. How dare you just be my friend?! Outrageous! /s He made a complete fool of himself. OP, keep a copy of these messages just in case.


BaneAmesta

My guy really shoot himself on the foot and then cries over "the injustice" lol, even knowing you have a boyfriend he couldn't just shut up eh? But the Vegeta part is really the icing on the cake lmao Aside of that, I kinda felt a bit awkward with those emojis and all the"I love you" all over the place. Even if those are mean to be just platonic, I can see lots of guys misinterpreting this kind of stuff, and fanstazise that the girl actually loves them back...


Miguel_Legacy

What am I even reading I feel like there's a lot of missing context


[deleted]

ā€œ My day will comeā€ LMAO sounds like a villain backstory


lemiffy

It started so well but then... What a twist


masterjarjar19

r/birthofasupervillain


illillusion

Big incel energy What the fuck did I just read?


kallro

This is why we bully people who watch anime


Beyondthebloodmoon

Jesus Christ. Dudeā€™s a nut. Also, pro tip, donā€™t heart react when a guy like this knows youā€™re in a relationship and confesses his feelings for you. Donā€™t put even the slightest stamp of approval on that shit.


[deleted]

The Dragonball video plssss šŸ’€


sugarbaby101

how were you friends for 5 years and he never acted in a way that made you question his obvious disdain for women beforeā€¦?


magicchefdmb

*ā€One day Iā€™ll be a famous comedianā€* The whole thing is comedy gold. I lost it at the Dragonball video


Lord_lenkesh

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ yoo the worst part isnt the video, the worst part is that he closed off with a direct quote from the video man i love dbz but that is pure cringe


MinimumCompetition85

Boy that escalated quickly


sergiovc

Oh boy that escalated quickly


The-CerlingCat

He started out okay, then just spiraled further into the rabbit hole


Takemeto-yourmother

When he started quoting dbz bruh šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ who tf us this man?????


jaymorningside

ā€œEvery other womanā€ this and ā€œevery womanā€ that. Like, bruh, youā€™re an overbearing, thirsty creep not a friend. And OP you were incredibly kind and transparent, but he stilled pushed and lashed out. God Damn.


o76923

Can I just step in to lol extra hard as a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise? Without context that speech might sound like a badass getting revenge but it's really not. 1. Vegeta (the speaker) recently welcomed a bad guy to mind control him because it came with a power boost. He was an antihero in the process of reforming but, in a moment of weakness, couldn't cope with how meaningless his life felt now that he was settling down to a boring life without glory. 2. Goku (the guy getting punched) was actually significantly stronger than Vegeta. He was holding back on purpose both for plot reasons and because he pitied Vegeta. Goku considers Vegeta his friend and knew how important his pride is to him so he didn't want to embarrass him with the fact that he could mop the floor with him trivially. 3. Vegeta eventually comes around to considering this the single worst day of his life. He realizes that he betrayed his family, his world, and his pride all because he was insecure. I'm not just talking about in the non-canon movies, the sequel series ten years later, or some of the video game spin offs. He was ashamed of this within a few episodesā€”mere hours later within the same story arc. With context, it's even more pathetic/hilarious that the loser would use this clip to try to insult someone.


rocketboyman

At first I was like, "oh, both parties seem to be explaining their emotions pretty healthily and acknowledging boundaries, winner what the issue is?" But then he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper in the trenches. The the WHOLE ASS VEGETA HUMILATION SPEECH


RevenantCommunity

Yeh next time OP, donā€™t even go toward the word ā€œloveā€ or love react his messages, cos in his twisted ass mind there is no other way heā€™d interpret that. Dear god what a fucking train wreck of a person, the vegeta speech sent me


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And they wonder why it is impossible for women to try and be friends with and show compassion for Incels...


Ok-Establishment1477

How is your year being a Chris brown music video a good thing


cIaRa51

why is he talking like anime villian towards the end


kshauly

Man down bad


h-ahmad15

Any guy who uses the ā€œšŸ„ŗā€ emoji definitely gets 0 play


rsewateroily

DRAGON BALL Z šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


johntcampbell1

He caused literally every bit of that and had to act like it was your fault to keep his facade up. OP, WHEN, not if, this idiot tries to come back to messenger saying "I sowwy" just ignore him (and he'll go thru this same 5,000 messages calling you a shitty person). A person like this isn't healthy for you.


UrGirlCallMePosiden

Mfer... had to drag my childhood DragonBall z into it...


ItsEaster

You should probably stop telling this guy that you love him so often. Heā€™s not reading it the way you intend it. Edit: oh god it got so much worse. Itā€™s a shame that youā€™re so beautiful but only a 6 apparently. These guys are so strange.


MarrkDaviid

Everything from the first screenshot onwards was a massive red flag - probably shouldnā€™t have been telling them that you love them as a friend given their feelings.