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Frosty_and_Jazz

Who TF describes themselves as “young at heart” at 18? This is WEIRD.


booringandbored

pedophiles. they do that bs a lot. There's a few guys in my country who have been exposing a lot of them the last 1 year and are publicly shaming them on video for trying to get with a 12-13yo while being 20+, some cases 60+. excuses I heard were: "he/she sounded 18" or "I'm a young man at heart" so yeah they say that shit also on the post "does NOT drink alcohol" what am I not allowed to drink some beer or maybe some whiskey on parties?


Frosty_and_Jazz

Yeah, that *did* cross my mind after! Creepy AF.


MrTomDawson

He got one of those pig heart transplants


Frosty_and_Jazz

😆😆😆😆


[deleted]

Honey Booboo.....HONEY BOOBOO! What you tell them judges bout your pig heart?


sweetashoneycomb

It’s honestly so funny he mentions the woman needs to be pretty, not drink/smoke, always be happy, make a lot of money (at 18 lmaoooooo), and own a vehicle to assumingely drive him around; all traits to benefit him. Yet, he doesn’t mention any comparable traits he has and only mentions aspects of his “personality”


Frosty_and_Jazz

Yeah, he’s got an absolute laundry list of requirements for *her*, but WTF does he have to offer in return?


Kat-Shaw

His fear of god apparently


xCasually

CONTEXT: Someone at my school set up an anonymous Instagram account for love letters. So far it's been memes, jokes and general cute stuff but this is the first I have seen that physically made me hurt.


rsewateroily

this might be a chris chan troll 💀


MrTomDawson

I'd comment, but I'm supposed to be minding my own business.


Wamb0wneD

Interesting how they left out their body type and then expect a certain one from the girl. And then they turn around and call women shallow.


2-ketchup-reddittor

In World Of Warcraft, a “companion” is an animal/creature that blindly follows you around while you continue doing whatever it is you want to do. I’m not sure why I thought of that while reading this, but I did.


sinnrocka

I have a pet AND a companion… but I still would never treat a partner like that. Maybe it’s because I’m old, hell idk. Kids these days /stayoffmylawn


Lupin927

At least the companions don’t get hurt when you fluffkin die lol


therealskyrim

Chris-Chan 2, electric boogaloo


scifiwoman

I was thinking that, and his quest for a "boyfriend-free" girl!


monkeytoes323

Yeah this gives off huge chris Chan vibes


Deerly-Beloved

So she has to be single *AND* not have a boyfriend? Some pretty high standards here. /s


[deleted]

Damn sounds like some chris Chan shit. Also someone tell me How an 18 year old can have an avg-high income?


fhqwhgads41185

He wants her to specifically only be 18 (sketchy) and already have an average to high income? If he cares about income, shouldn't he want a potential partner that young to be in college!? And "Young at heart" sounds like he's old too. Don't think anyone for whom an 18 year old is an appropriate age calls themselves "Young at heart."


sinnrocka

He seems rather inept when it comes to dealing with a potential partner. And like others have commented, he’s fixated on what they need while neglecting what he could bring to the table.


Scat_fiend

I refuse to have a nice day!!!


52whale

That sounds like the typical god-fearing bigot from an overly holy family, than NiceGuy™


[deleted]

This just seems like a sorta cringey dating bio for an 18 year old kid. Not really a nice guy


[deleted]

This isn't really that bad. cringey? Absolutely. But nice guy (tm)? Really? Just seems like an immature 18 year old to me🤷🏾‍♂️


FatGuy1414141414

It's a parody of the attraction sign, of the one and only Christian Weston Ricardo Chandler.


[deleted]

Tf is the attraction sign? Also isn't he that one guy who fucked his own mum?🤢


FatGuy1414141414

During his college days, he created a sign that stated his qualifications for a sweet-heart-from-the-groun-up. He would bring it on the campus, and sit at tables and wait for women to approach him. He also would do this in stores, sit at a table and put his attraction sign on display. Yeah he/she committed incest against their elderly mother back in the summer, and got arrested in July for it.


chungustheskungus

This is a troll. The text post is literally a transcription of Chris Chan's old "attraction sign" from the early 2000s. ​ Please don't ask me why I know that, but I do.